Okay okay… I know I haven’t used Tumblr in awhile, but a funny thing happened last night that I just had to tell. And it doesn’t fit within 140 characters of twitter.
Wait… Is anyone even listening?
Anyways. Last night during work, my Dad and I noticed that it smelled pretty funky in the truck. Smelled like skunk spray. We kept trying to figure out what it was but couldn’t. Maybe a skunk sprayed near us? Did we run a skunk over with the truck?
At some point I suggested to my Dad that maybe it was the smell of weed, since bad weed can sometimes smell like skunk (Don’t ask me how I know that). My Dads said it was possible, and that perhaps someone had smoked a joint near us, and the smell got in the truck. Regardless, we finished the work day and went home.
Today, my dad opened the truck and found weed all over the floor carpet of the truck…
It turns out I had stepped on a joint, it got stuck under my boot, and I had then stepped into the truck, where the weed spread everywhere.
My Dad said, and I quote:
"There was enough weed to make a joint,"
And out of all of this, the only thing I could think of was:
"Fucking people need to stop littering their cigs and… joints everywhere,"