Chris Stewart
Just a guy. Versatile in life. Into a little of everything, known to try anything twice. Enjoys karaoke, line dancing, reading, movies, spending time with friends. Smart and intelligent (they are quite different). Virgo, Virgo rising; for the astrology followers. Requires common sense, a sense of humour and comprehension of twisted elegance to be around. Your mileage may vary. Not valid where prohibited by law. Some terms and conditions may apply.
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- Jun 2011 - PresentDigital Media Coordinator / CB&S Advertising
- Sept 1998 - PresentOwner / PrinterActive Media, Web Design & Marketing
- Jun 2010 - Oct 2011Interactive Media Trafficker / CB&S Advertising
- Dec 2008 - Jun 2010Customer Service / United Parcel Service / Spherion Staffing
- Oct 2007 - Mar 2008Administrative/Clerical Positions / Adecco Staffing
- May 2007 - Oct 2007Telecommuting Inside Sales Assistant (Long Beach, CA) / Chicago Title Insurance Company
- Apr 2005 - May 2007Director of Marketing / Coldwell Banker
- Jun 2000 - Sept 2004Assistant to Director of Marketing / RMD Corp / Hooters Corporate Office
- Feb 2000 - Jul 2000Enumerator / United States Census Bureau
- Jun 1998 - Jun 2000Cash Office / Systems / Meijer
- Jun 1998 - Jan 2000Promotional Manager / Papa John's
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Nom nom PZZZSSHT! nom.
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Clik teh foto 2 add a funneh capshun!
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I don't know why but I can't stop giggling.
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Zomg.
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Check out Sender Inner Jessica S.'s kittens—they're totally pent up in the house during a snowstorm driving each other crazy wrestling:
I will get out of this headlock my friend, and when I do, YOU'RE TOAST!
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Har har har
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Aifink dis kitteh iz akshully doin a nawty…
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January is teh start of sumfin speshul…
O Hai, Cheez Frendz! Fanks fer hangin owt wiff us awl week n revyooin' teh yeer dat waz. We finish dis series wiff a lewk back at UR lolz, teh hart n soul of dis site. We has chosen, based awn faeboritz n votes, 1 lol from each month n sew is kinda a lol-endar of teh yeer. Fanks agin fer maykin us laff all yeer!
February iz awl abowt lubz!
March kums in lyk a lion, n owt lyk a lamb..
Clik fru 2 see teh lolz frum teh rest ob teh yeer!
April Foolz!
Did u celebrayt Cinco de Mayo?
June iz teh start ob summerz, wen we begin habin teh reel funz!
No, teh July heet izn't maykin ya hallusinate…Dere iz an awful lawt of adorabul ebil in dis pikshur!
Dese August kittehz is mebbe scared ob Justin Bieber…or mebbe dey is dreadin goin bak 2 skool!
Oof, wut an exhawstin summer! September iz a gud tym fer nappin!
Iz October, wich meens Happeh Meowloween!
November, or az we lyk 2 cawl it: Nomvember!
December iz a magikul tym ob yeer, full ob holidayz…n moar nomz.
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Performed by the Class of 2013 at Hope College (Michigan). About 10 minutes in length; you'll know after the first 1:15 whether to switch to fullscreen or shut it off (I chose the former).
Via Neatorama.
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This is kinda amazing (considering it looks like Pixar did it)
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It wasn't so many years ago that movies like Toy Story were absolutely cutting-edge, and it was hard to imagine how such slick animation could've been produced by a computer. And while Pixar has always managed to stay way ahead of the curve, the technology it used to produce now-classic movies like Luxo, Jr. (this famous short) is no longer out of reach of talented animators who have a reasonably good home computer setup and access to 3D animation software like Maya. In fact, in the last 24 hours I've seen two independently-produced parodies of computer-animated movies that look jaw-droppingly great — and they're funny, to boot. (Darkly funny.) First, check out College Humor's parody of Luxo, Jr., which takes the consequence's of Luxo's I-squishing to an extreme.
OK, if you thought THAT was dark, this is REALLY dark. What if Yogi Bear ended like The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford? This is kind of genius, really intense, and MOST DEFINITELY NOT FOR KIDS! (But don't worry … it's not quite as graphic as it seems like it's going to be.)
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Apologiez 2 Cheez Peeps who may be a bit confoosed. We had sum teknikul diffikultiez, but nao dis vid is back up n heer fer u 2 enjoy!
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| Event | PST (-8 UTC) | MST (-7 UTC) | CST (-6 UTC) | EST (-5 UTC) |
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| Start penumbral (P1) | 9:27 pm (*) | 10:27 pm (*) | 11:27 pm (*) | 12:27 am |
| Start umbral (U1) | 10:32 pm (*) | 11:32 pm (*) | 12:32 am | 1:32 am |
| Start total (U2) | 11:40 pm (*) | 12:40 am | 1:40 am | 2:40 am |
| Greatest eclipse | 12:17 am | 1:17 am | 2:17 am | 3:17 am |
| End total (U3) | 12:53 am | 1:53 am | 2:53 am | 3:53 am |
| End umbra (U4) | 2:02 am | 3:02 am | 4:02 am | 5:02 am |
| End penumbral (P4) | 3:06 am | 4:06 am | 5:06 am | 6:06 am |
| (*) before midnight on Monday night, December 20 | ||||
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$1 for Three DVD Rentals from Redbox ($3 Value) http://www.groupon.com/deals/redbox-national?utm_campaign=UserReferral&utm_medium=email&utm_source=uu13892746
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From: "Chris Stewart" <virgored@gmail.com>
Date: Mar 11, 2008 2:38 PM
Subject: Cut off the end?
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Brisket Recipe
A young Jewish mother is preparing a Brisket one Friday for Shabbat dinner. Her daughter watches with interest as the mother slices off the ends of the Brisket before placing it in the roasting pan.
The young girl asks her mother why she did this. The mother pauses for a moment and then says, "You know, I am not sure.....this is the way I always saw my mother make a brisket. Let's call Grandma and ask her. "
So, she phones the grandmother and asks why they always slice the ends off the brisket before roasting. "The Grandmother thinks for a moment and then says. "You know, I am not sure why, this is the way I always saw MY mother make a brisket."
Now the two women are very curious, so they pay a visit to the great-grandmother in the nursing home. "You know when we make a brisket,"
they explain, "we always slice off the ends before roasting. Why is that?"
"I don't know why you do it" says the old woman, "but I never had a pan that was large enough!"
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I used to love Road Runner when i was a kid. I was delighted when i came across this video doing the rounds at the moment. Its been updated but lovely gorgeous 3D graphics…
Its actually been put up for nomination for an oscar up against Pixar. Take a look at the animation short list from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
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Whoa.
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Chinese drivers drive their new cars like what they used to ride: bikes. The result is disaster. Adding the safetiness of their own cars…
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AWW
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CATNIP FALLS, CT — Surgeons at Mercy Me Medical Center separated two kitties who were joined at the head.
Because the kitties shared a single brain, an agreement has been reached…
…for each kitty to use the brain on alternate days.
Kate N. says: "Here are our kittehs Max and Gracie, stuffed after Thanksgiving turkey. Max (left) was nice enough to welcome Gracie into the family after she and her sisters were born in a shed near our yard. Now they are best friends!"
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This is AWESOME.
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...but the technical term is End-Struck Plosive Aerophones. If you've ever seen Blue Man Group, for instance, you're already familiar with the DIY PVC pipe percussion instrument played by YouTuber snubbyj in this video. I built a one-octave set of these, once, and it took about an afternoon, and about $20 worth of stuff from the hardware store. They have a great sound—somewhere between a marimba and a guitar—and are dirt simple: Cut PVC pipe to various lengths, arrange as a piano keyboard, and slap the open ends of the pipes with foam paddles to play. [via Neatorama]
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Hi-larious.
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Cumfort iz a preference (VIDEO).
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Whoa. Sent to you by Chris via Google Reader: Truly Unsettling “Dancing” Squid for Dinner [Video] via Geekosystem by Max Eddy on 7/24/11 While there are any number of foods involving cephalopods in one form another, this particular Japanese squid dish is not what it seems. When you pour soy sauce over the squid, its legs begin to move and “dance” around. Apparently, the soy sauce is what makes the food get up and dance. There’s some disagreement on Reddit about what exactly is going on, but all agree that the high salt of the soy sauce is key. Here’s a sample of the discussion, from user stumblejack: This is due to the salt in the soy sauce. The same thing would happen if you poured salt grains on the squid. It doesn’t “activate the neurons.” Sodium potassium pumps create an action potential. Edit: To clarify, sodium potassium pumps maintain the ion gradient across the membrane in a living organism. In this case, however, the ion gradient does not need to be maintained. The gradient is created upon addition of the soy sauce which adds sodium ions on the outside of the membrane. Naturally, these want to diffuse across the membrane to try to reach a state of equilibrium between the inner and outer sections of the membrane. So, this has less to do with the pumps than it does with a concentration driven gradient of sodium ions from the outside to the inside. Whatever is going on here, it certainly is weird as all get out. (via Reddit) Things you can do from here: - Subscribe to Geekosystem using Google Reader - Get started using Google Reader to easily keep up with all your favorite sites
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