This CD was made for you to enjoy. That's the most important thing. If you're not smiling, then stop listening to my CD, and start listening to something else. You can pay what you want. If you have no money, take it. Share it. If you have some money to share, I'll take it.
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Physical copy of the CD mailed to you
Physical copy of the CD thrown at you
Physical copy of the CD mailed to you, along with one for your friend, and an autographed picture of me doing (almost) anything you want.
Physical copy of the CD mailed to you, an autographed picture of me doing (almost) anything you want, and a 12-16 home baked cookies delivered to you in the package with the CD. I will do my best to make sure your CD does not end up being covered in chocolate chips. Or Macadamia nuts, whichever you prefer.
Physical copy of the CD mailed to you, an autographed picture of me doing (almost) anything you want, 12-16 home baked cookies delivered to you along with a custom made "I *heart* Vince" Tshirt. I can't promise it'll be one of those totally sweet American Apparel shirts, but it'll be comfortable. Chances are, my sister will be using iron-on transfers to make the shirt. You can even mail me one of your shirts that you'd like my name iron-on transferred over. How sweet would a an old ratty T-shirt that you dont like wearing be revamped into a totally sweet one of a kind Vince shirt? I might even bedazzle it. Who knows?
Physical copy of the CD mailed to you, an autographed picture of me doing (almost) anything you want, 12-16 home baked cookies delivered to you along with a custom made "I *heart* Vince" Tshirt and we will go to Nashville's San Antonio Taco Company to eat fajitas and queso. We can talk about anything you want, really... politics, religion, why the Cubs suck, If Chris Johnson should really be the #1 player in fantasy football, why Jon Stewart is the savior of political broadcasting. We can sip that sweet tea that they make, and get unlimited refills on the chips. We might even be able to go next door to Ben and Jerrys. The world is our oyster. What does that phrase even mean?!
Physical copy of the CD mailed to you, an autographed picture of me doing (almost) anything you want, 12-16 home baked cookies delivered to you along with a custom made "I *heart* Vince" Tshirt , we will go to Nashville's San Antonio Taco Company to eat fajitas and queso, and I will write and record a song for you. I can't promise it'll be the next 'Candle in the Wind', but to you, it might be. I'm even self aware to know that you might want someone else to sing it. That's okay. Heck, YOU can sing it if you want.
Physical copy of the CD mailed to you, an autographed picture of me doing (almost) anything you want, 12-16 home baked cookies delivered to you along with a custom made "I *heart* Vince" Tshirt and I will write and record a full song for you, and I'll send you on a one way trip to anywhere in the continental US that Southwest airlines flies. (lodging and rental car are up to you.) You can go ANYWHERE. that they fly. Check Southwests for travel destinations. They go some pretty cool places. Orlando, Seattle, you can even fly into LaGuardia now. There's a cheap bus that gets you into Manhattan from the terminal. 5 Bucks. Check it out.
Physical copy of the CD mailed to you, an autographed picture of me doing (almost) anything you want, 12-16 home baked cookies delivered to you along with a custom made "I *heart* Vince" Tshirt and I will write and record a full song for you, and I'll send you on a round trip flight to anywhere in the continental US that Southwest Airlines flies. (lodging and rental car are still up to you.) New York, and back??!?! WHOA.
Physical copy of the CD mailed to you, an autographed picture of me doing (almost) anything you want, 12-16 home baked cookies delivered to you along with a custom made "I *heart* Vince" Tshirt and I will write and record a full song for you, and I will be your personal chef for a week. Items that I cook include: cereal, toast, Mac and Cheese, Baked Ziti, meatballs, Fajitas, Pork Tenderloin, blackened green beans (on purpose), blackened pizza (not on purpose), and a wide variety of grilled meats and vegetables. Filet is available upon request.
Physical copy of the CD mailed to you, an autographed picture of me doing (almost) anything you want, 12-16 home baked cookies delivered to you along with a custom made "I *heart* Vince" Tshirt and I will write and record a full song for you, you and I will have a romantic get-a-way to either Paris, Gatlinburg, Dubai, or Cheyenne, Wyoming. We can eat cheese, see the Eiffel Tower, the Burj Kalifa, Dollywood, or a moose. ***available for females only***
Physical copy of the CD mailed to you, an autographed picture of me doing (almost) anything you want, 12-16 home baked cookies delivered to you along with a custom made "I *heart* Vince" Tshirt and I will write and record a full song for you, and I will purchase you your choice of a 2010 Kia Rio, or a 2011 Ford Focus (purchase subject to tax, title and license fees). Color choice is an open discussion. Since I'll be purchasing it for you, I would like SOME say into the color, but ultimately, its your vehicle.
Physical copy of the CD mailed to you, an autographed picture of me doing literally anything you want, 1200-1600 home baked cookies delivered to you along with a custom made "I *heart* Vince" Tshirt and I will write and record a full song for you, you'll receive both the Kia Rio, the Ford Focus, and I'll pretty much do anything for you all year long. Seriously.
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