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I never intended to include Chris Brown’s name in one of my tweets to start some sort of a controversy or to gain publicity or anything like that, and now that he’s throwing accusations my way, like using steroids… I feel the need to reply. So please allow me to retort. I’m a lifelong, proud, drug free, straight edge individual, so Chris and I come from two completely different worlds. I don’t have a manager, I don’t have a bodyguard… I don’t need a bodyguard. I don’t have an assistant, I have no need for a PR to tell me what to tweet, or when to tweet. And I don’t hit women. Period. In my world, women are to be revered and respected. And I firmly believe that in this life, there are consequences and repercussions for people’s actions, and I don’t think Chris has payed for what he’s done. Picking up trash on the side of a highway does not make amends for repeatedly striking a woman in the face and sending her to a hospital. So, Chris wants to throw stones my way now and I say that’s fine, but put some gloves on and get in the ring. And I will choke you out, and I will make you feel as weak and as powerless and scared and alone as any woman who has had the misfortune of knowing a sad, cowardly little boy such as yourself, and all proceeds can go to a woman’s shelter of my choosing. If you want to pick up more trash on the side of the highway to make some amends, you should donate more time… maybe tell kids exactly what you did isn’t right. But I’m also a realist, and I know that none of these things will happen because Chris Brown isn’t a man and that’s fine. I just know that someday, somewhere, somehow, somebody will put Chris Brown exactly where he belongs, and it honestly doesn’t have to be me… I would just really like it to be.
#i don’t watch wrestling #but i want to kiss this fella on the mouth
This is all kinda of awesome
The derpiest of pauses.
I love his random appearances on Broken News.
And I love the fact that he’s at an airfield of all places.
It’s a good thing he wrote it on his forehead, since he’s lost the hat. How else would anyone know?
Don’t cry
—the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids’ flutter which sayswe are for each other: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life’s not a paragraphAnd death i think is no parenthesis
YOU NEED TO READ THE PIRATES OF CONEY ISLAND!
Seriously, the art is really cool. This reminds me of it a bit.
So happy my new birchbox is pretty great. It has several products I’ve been wanting to try! The beauty blender and single use eyeliner I’ve heard hyped so much and I’m so pleased to be able to try BOTH for $10, let alone the other items in the box. (also I’m quite excited to have received the instant eyeliner instead of the violent lips tattoos which seem very difficult and gimmicky.. I can do lips easily but I’m awful at eyeliner!)
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