Travis Helwig
writer, comedian and actor from brooklyn
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#YOLO Play a lot of Risk online.25 hours ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Anyone else in this Le Pain Quotidien doing research on the Pusha T / Drake rap beef?26 hours ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@ebrawley @thejoshpatten Still haven't found a good use for Pokemon author Haunter S Thompson
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@chucktodd It's like switching to wheat bread. Tough at first, but you end up thankful (and faster) for it.2 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I sincerely can't wait to have a kid. My Instagram photos will get sooooo many likes.
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HOW TO FIX TV: Jesse Pinkman/Lena Dunham cross-show love affair4 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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What's the perfect AIM away message to win back an ex-girlfriend? I'm asking for a friend from 1999.
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Yo Yo Mahi Mahi #celebrityfish
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Hitting on a girl in line for an improv show? Best case, you end up married to an improviser.
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Found out I sprained my ACL. This is the closest I'll ever get to being an NBA player.
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I know I want to invest in Facebook because they make sound decisions like buying Instagram for a fucking billion dollars.8 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Going to the Webutante Ball tonight with my date Webra Messing. #WebutanteBall
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An 18 year old white kid is driving my cab. I look forward to his New Yorker piece about the experience.
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I'm not a player I just character create a lot.
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And with a whimper, the robot gently whispered "Happy Mother's Day" to Asimov's tomb.2 weeks ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
Posts
Check out the full menu, folks. :)
New fave lunch spot! I wouldn’t recommend the Shitty Chicken.
I got to see the Fuds Menu first hand and I couldn’t sleep after!
Last night, Emily Axford, Chris Dignes and I hosted the backstage interviews at the Webby awards via GOOGLE HANGOUT
Here is a sneak peak…..OUR INTERVIEW WITH RICHARD DREYFUS!
Watch the magic! More to come!
Wait, what? NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!
Just kidding. See you April 7th, everyone!
On March 24, 2012, Mike Duffy will make a long-awaited return to their birthplace, The George Washington University. Specifically the Wendy’s at J Street.
Mike Duffy is coming home. coming home. tell the world, he’s coming home.
Based on this MSG promotion for Carmelo Anthony’s return to New York:
Jeremy Lin does it again, he now has scored 130 points in his first five starts, passing Shaq for the most since the ABA-NBA merger. Tonight, he caps a miraculous comeback against the Raptors with THIS shot.
Hat tip to Philip Bump for the video
Better Catan shirt idea
i chant this at Catan night.
FOLLOW ASA!!! HIS ART IS AMAZING
Every end of the year Twitter list of “who to follow” always includes every person we already follow. So I decided to take it upon myself to make a list of 140 underrated, super funny tweeters with less than 20,000 followers. Enjoy. Follow. Share. And don’t suck dick for money.
Honest Holiday Card Song
Written by Emily Axford, produced by Eva, directed and shot by me. Enjoy!
Amazing.
Audio
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What a great turn this song takes.100 plays
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Wale - Double M Genius20 plays
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corcordium: “I won.” Danger Mouse, Daniele Luppi and Norah Jones - Black1640 plays
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bbook: nedhepburn: Kanye West “Runaway” I can work with this. This is an honestly great autumn song. I feel like we all got sick of it too soon.950 plays
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brianglidewell: Los Campesinos! - “By Your Hand” First single from their upcoming album. Their sound has gotten BIG. (via fluxblog)20 plays
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Wale - Fuck You “Rozay told me to ‘break a leg,’ no wonder why I Kerrigan (care again).”10 plays
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phoenixandfireworks: And my summer jam wish comes true.529 plays
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strawberrymilkshakes: Jay-Z and Kanye West - Otis30 plays
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Jason Anderson- July 4th, 20040 plays
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DJ Khaled ft Rick Ross, Drake and Lil Wayne- I’m On One (Karetus Remix) Bangersz Only! Summer 2011.260 plays
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The Hold Steady- Constructive Summer Happy Summer Everyone!0 plays
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Third Eye Blind- Graduate Fuck you, Grad School. I’m out.0 plays
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Kanye West- Good Friday ft Common, Pusha T, Big Sean, Kid Cudi & Charlie Wilson “Good Friday, I hope you have a nice weekend!”30 plays
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drewkaufman: apophatic: gelfling: The Format - Dog Problems Was it worth it when you slept with him?Did you get it all out of your system? (no) great song, but fuck this guy This album art is actually Bear Vs. Shark Y U NO GIVE CREDIT? Nope. That’s The Format’s Dog Problems album art. Sorry DREW. edit: It’s both of their album art.180 plays
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B.O.B. - No Future B.O.B drops an Odd Future diss track in response to Tyler, The Creator’s Yonkers. No one sounds scary after Odd Future.10 plays
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Britney Spears- How I Roll SPRING JAM ‘11 This is such a good song.10 plays
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Kanye West- Good Morninginging0 plays
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The Mountain Goats- Damn These Vampires Sleep like dead men / Wake up like dead men So when the sun comes up try not to hate the light Someday we’ll try to walk upright Download here.20 plays
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Keri Hilson- Pretty Girl Rock Spring is coming!0 plays
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darrenmiller: zgibs: Alright Darren….I did it. DJ XYZ aka Xtremely Young Zachary aka Zach drops the first track from his upcoming mixtape “The Disaster” this is a demo entitled 1234 Thanks Zach. You’re not a fuckup. Swingset Music Empire50 plays
