Tommy Mackay

Friday song: Eck's Army | Caledonian Mercury - Politics http://t.co/FZuA2EDa

@TPMBarry cheers Baz. I'm just going out now wiv me chisel to chip sahm gold orf the pavements innit.

Look aht cockernees - I'm in yer actual London innit. Gonna see the Grayson Perry exhibit at British Museum. Natch.

@robmanuel well, there's 'Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Cameron?' here: http://t.co/lfB5Dxup

Any Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band cockerknee fans out there? I'm heading to London for this: http://t.co/7cGkeaDB come see me do.

@Tad_Random even more worrying when you both go to the toilet for a fake pee. I would imagine.

...and Scotland Calling: http://t.co/m2nfomNn #Burns #burnsnight #haggis

Since it's Burns day why not treat yourself to some free Scottish music? Caledonian Mercury Music: http://t.co/bj95Tjh2 #Burns #burnsnight

Haggis Bombs - Scottish version of The Clash's Spanish Bombs http://t.co/iXC6ZQ7w #Haggis

@twodoctors Danny Alexander - Feed Him To The Pandas http://t.co/Yuxl4ihH

@LukeHaines_News Excellent. More of this sort of thing. BTW I sampled your version of Breaking Glass for something.

Burns to a mouse: http://t.co/IjRz9AGl Happy Burns Day #burns #BurnsDay #rabbieburns

Here's The Clash's 'Spanish Bombs' redone with words from Address To A Haggis: http://t.co/iXC6ZQ7w #BurnsDay #Burns #rabbieburns

@jimpark99 this tweet is like an action replay. Well played last night sir.

Happy Burns Day - have a Daily Reckless Burns special with 'Eck's Army' and 'Haggis Bombs' http://t.co/uDh8vjvn #burnsday

@clash_music or even 'Haggis Bombs' :http://t.co/iXC6ZQ7w

@sianbevan haha. The idea of a child monocle also amuses me.

@ElspethMurray I'm singing Haggis Bombs http://t.co/iXC6ZQ7w

@tonyjameson yay - well done. With whisky I trust.