Tommy Mackay

@FunnyInFalkirk The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band, Stewart Lee and Ted Chippington. For starters.

@BBCRadMac Had to happen - Professor Pongoo (who beat the LibDems at local elections) has released a TUNE: http://t.co/zQCy7P36 PENGUIIIIIN!

@BBCRadMac all this shouting out is making me faint. SWOON!

@thelistmagazine and don't forget the Professor Pongoo song: http://t.co/zQCy7P36

@Jo_Caulfield I do hope you're going to carry this on in June #willbeevenfunnierthen

@thismortalcoyle @frankieboyle can we expect to see Debbie Mcgee and her alsation on a talent show soon then?

@Callum_Leslie cool. Is it near the Buckhaven Bunker?

@scaryduck b3ta member? I imagine a lot of b3ta members beat a member. Ahem. Carry on. Love, Fat Boab.

@ScotComFest excellent stuff. Well done @pearsejames I shall be adding it to my flyer/poster this morning. Onwards!

@ProfessorPongoo Here's the Professor Pongoo song: http://t.co/zQCy7P36

I met Professor Pongoo last week and promised him I'd write him a song, so here it is: http://t.co/zQCy7P36

@DaranskiConnell http://t.co/Mfrk6he7

How ironic that that last tweet was missing an 'e'