Thomas Earnshaw

mmmm, Gin's the way I like it baby.....

wonders where the divine intervention was tonight, or maybe that WAS the divine intervention saving me from something else much worse?!

is feeling the pressure of the might of Jedward. They are the best thing on X Factor.

says we can't update his status for him :(

wishes he was dealing with a pub landlord, all problems easily solved with the purchase of a beverage.... How long is that piece of string again?

Aarrgghh! Why is being accepted to be able to rent a house more hassle than getting a chuffing mortgage???

Nowt takes the edge off a five hour jaunt on the M1 like a mother cooked steak and the works, along with good news.

likes his new pirate hat.

and Julia are moving to London; it's official!