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Theo Jones

Being Awesome Is Not That Hard.

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  • March 15, 01:18 AM

    Life Update. (just as an FYI)

    • i am on spring break.
    • i am not in the eastern time zone.
    • i will not be updating that much for the next week.
    • i am very sorry that i will lose some followers, but sorry you can’t keep up with my awesomeness.
    • time to live the dream.

  • March 13, 01:32 PM
  • March 13, 12:00 PM

    PREDATORS! WOOOOO!

    i think this movie is going to be so awesome. i know i know, there are doubts, but still i’m a sucker for anything Predator-related.

  • March 13, 12:34 AM

    eh. she gets an ‘eh’ at best.

  • March 13, 12:27 AM

    So did you get to have sex in your bed like you've been so eager to do at this apartment?

    kinda? seriously. kinda. that’s the only way i can explain it.

    Ask me anything

  • March 12, 05:40 PM
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  • March 12, 02:24 AM

    so late to the party on Wale. seriously. i fucked up.

  • March 12, 02:11 AM

    fuckyeahsierrakusterbeck:fyversaemerge:(via dancingwithhwolves)

    dreamgirl status still on lock. this is ridiculous.

  • March 11, 11:42 PM
    “It’s symbolism for the Iraq War.”
    Mikey B’s reaction to the “Telephone” video.
  • March 11, 08:56 PM

    passthemike:

    Aubrey Plaza

    she simply is the reason i would watch Parks & Recreation. i remember getting a crush in Funny People, but then i heard she was in Scott Pilgrim too, so i gotta catch up Parks before she hits in Scott Pilgrim.

  • March 11, 06:44 PM

    The 11 Girls You'll Meet On Spring Break

    i’m going with Miss-Waste-Of-Time and The Pivot for the most populous.

    The Freak Slut & Holly Hospital come in at a close second.

  • March 11, 06:16 PM
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  • March 11, 02:45 PM

    i guess that Michelle Branch chick is trying to make a comeback.

  • March 11, 12:05 PM

    JR Smith’s 360 Alley-Oop looks totally unintentional. like ‘oh shit, i got the ball, but where’s the rim? oh man, i gotta turn, oh there it is!” in like .5 seconds.

  • March 11, 11:46 AM

    so the Eclipse trailer came out today. still looks painfully dull, but i do have one thing to say: everything just looks cleaner and more streamlined, and i gotta give props to David Slade for that. his attention to detail is excellent. it just sucks to see him downgrade from one of the best vampire movies ever (30 Days Of Night) to this. but you gotta pay the bills.

  • March 11, 11:28 AM

    fuckyeahbuffy:

    13 years ago today (okay so maybe yesterday for some of you folks!) the first airing episode of Buffy broadcast its amazing-ness all over our screens for us to enjoy and obsess over.  March 10th, 1997 is a day to remember for all Buffy fans and is just one more thing that makes us just a little bit nerdier.

    From everyone here at FYBuffy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BTVS AND A MAJOR THANK-YOU TO JOSS WHEDON. Enjoy your day Buffy fans.


    this is nuts. wow. i always forget how old Buffy really is.

  • March 11, 02:22 AM

    http://yelyahwilliams.tumblr.com/

    ha wow. would you look at that. i heard about this, and refuse to reach that level of fanboy status with her anymore. i’m all about Sierra from VersaEmerge. http:/sierrasrightbrain.tumblr.com OH YEAHHH. dreamgirl status right thurrr.

  • March 10, 09:27 PM

    DISNEY WORLD. WAY TO BE FULL OF WIN.

  • March 10, 09:05 PM

    this is the greatest pee wee football hit of all time.

  • March 10, 08:12 PM
  • March 10, 06:48 PM

    Happy 26th Birthday, Olivia Wilde. now proceed to the party in my pants for your gift.

  • March 10, 06:45 PM

    Megan Fox on all fours. i think that’s all i need to say about that.

  • March 10, 06:44 PM

    part 1 of a behind the scenes vid of Four Year Strong’s Enemy Of The World.

    pretty entertaining.

  • March 10, 06:36 PM

    the final poster for that Prince Of Persia movie comin’ out.

    still not entirely sold it’s gonna work, but i’ll probably wind up seeing it since i love fun summer movies. plus that Gemma girl looks SLAMMIN’.

  • March 10, 05:34 PM

    MONEY. NEVER. SLEEPS.

    (got delayed. BOOO, you whore, 20th Century Fox. now i gotta wait til Sept.)

  • March 10, 05:32 PM

    I. NEED. A. LIGHTCYCLE.

  • March 10, 02:24 PM
  • March 10, 02:20 PM

    The Constant > Dr. Linus.

    as much as people are freaking out about last night’s episode, and calling it better than what could be argued as the best episodic medium in the history of television, is just nonsense.

    while last night was amazing in the sense of development of the flashsideways and Ben as a character after following him for so long, it didn’t do the single thing that The Constant did, and that’s validate the series.

    last night, the writers validated Ben. which is great. he’s a fan favorite. we’ve followed his deceptions up and down and been even more confused by his motives than the bigger questions that the series tells of us. but last night was really about Michael Emerson’s acting, especially the confession to Illana. if he submits that episode for an Emmy nomination, let’s face it, he’ll get it.

    however, where Dr. Linus differs from The Constant is that we all knew what we were getting into. The Constant did the biggest thing ever for LOST, and that was validate it as the sci-fi craziness that we always expected, but never got a true definition of. before The Constant, there were issues of big business, fate, money, family, and plain and simple, survival. but as Desmond jumped through time and Faraday explained what was happened, everyone went: “okay, well, this is what it’s all about.” time travel in itself raises a series of questions about paradoxes and alternate universes, but with The Constant, they were able to keep these questions null-and-void, none of them mattered, because we were based in Desmond’s love for Penny.

    now, with the flashsideways, and the complete validation of the mindfucks that we come to expect from LOST, they really have nothing to lose in the sense of wrapping up characters and making sure that they all get the true storyline ending that they deserve. while Ben got his last night in the sense of character structure, we all know that it doesn’t mean he’s done messing around with people on the island. even though his supposed ‘last’ secret has been revealed, what’ll Locke do now that Ben has seemingly chosen his side and offer him the position that he always seemed to have wanted and tried to earn, especially now that Whitmore has decided to show up? that’s the true question of last night.

    so plain and simple, while it was an above-par episode, i don’t think that anything will ever come close to not only what The Constant meant for the LOST mythology, but for television in general. it validated having something weird, sci-fi, non-linear, and episodic on basic TV. something that we would usually only expect from premium or cable shows, and even on those networks, when you mention the words ‘science fiction’, everyone gets all iffy. so yeah.

    the final season of LOST has set itself up well to end, and while next week seems like a filler love episode for the whole Jack-Sawyer-Kate thingy, at least the week after that is a Richard focused episode, and after his reinstatement of faith in the Island last night and his enigmatic presence ever since the first season; THAT might be the episode we’ll all remember the most from the final season. just think about it.

  • March 10, 01:06 PM

    my hottie to watch out for Krysten Ritter does a bunch of outtakes of cursing out a dude. and it’s hot.

  • March 09, 11:16 PM

    syntheticpubes:

    words of wisdom from Natalie Orme

  • March 09, 10:53 PM

    Samir Nasri takes 4 on 1, scores, and send Arsenal to the quarterfinals in the Champions Cup.

    Goal Of The Month. easily.

  • March 09, 06:29 PM

    the new Deftones’ vid for Rocket Skates. it’s a pretty ambient performance vid. but nonetheless, gets me excited for their new album.

  • March 09, 03:48 PM

    Alice In Wonderland wasn't that great...so you definitely won't be missing out on anything. It was pretty hard to follow. The only parts of the story that were set was the beginning, middle, and end. The rest of the movie was just filler. Just sayin'.

    well that’s awesome. glad to know i had the right opinion about it.

    Ask me anything

  • March 09, 03:35 PM

    Conceited asshole

    ha wow. well this one is new. i guess this is nice enough.

    Ask me anything

  • March 09, 02:26 PM

    stop ta ta talkin that BLAH BLAH BLAH

    haha i guess i could? i have no idea what this even means.

    Ask me anything

  • March 09, 02:19 PM
  • March 09, 01:21 AM

    a super interesting 6 minute short about the 6 hours before Mark Hoppus plays a show. dude is super legit and amazing. very humble.

  • March 09, 01:14 AM

    have you seen the new alice in wonderland yet? if not you should go see it in 3d because they have that tron trailer and it's pretty awesome looking in 3d.

    i have no reason to see Alice In Wonderland. nor do i really want to.

    i feel that i’m going to download it, and the whole 3D post-render thing is not something i’m too much of a fan of. i mean i’m planning on midnight Clash Of The Titans to get in the mood for bringing back midnight showings, which i love to do during the summer.

    to be honest, the only reason i would watch it is for Anne Hathaway. the rest of it just doesn’t interest me that much. the new Tron trailer in 3D would probably be worth the price of admission, but i’ll wait until December to fully appreciate it.

    Ask me anything

  • March 09, 12:58 AM

    also, does anybody know if this ever came out? like in dvd or in theaters or anything? i love Broken Lizard too much to just never watch this. does anyone know of a real torrent or anything?

  • March 09, 12:55 AM

    this film looks badass. i’m gonna see if i can find a dvdrip of it i think it came out in England last year.

  • March 09, 12:46 AM

    Hottie To Watch Out For: Krysten Ritter.

    i remember first seeing her on Gilmore Girls, then on Veronica Mars, but probably most memorably on Breaking Bad choking on her own vomit and dying then dropping F-bombs in the download-only movie coming out She’s Outta My League or whatever.

    i’d hit it.

  • March 09, 12:32 AM
  • March 08, 11:13 PM

    bamtan:

    Tron 2 looking and sounding good.

    OH YEAHHHHHH.

  • March 08, 10:21 PM
  • March 08, 09:14 PM

    new Kate Nash!!! the song is called ‘Do Wah Doo’ and it’s noticeably different than her first album, but similar with the structure and lyrics. i’m so excited. she’s easily my favorite Brit to crush on.

  • March 08, 05:38 PM

    May 18th. woot. Cease To Begin was such a stellar record.

  • March 08, 05:27 PM

    thingsthatexciteme:

    Marion Cotillard

    she is seriously one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen.

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