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Pencils are lame.
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Coco Robicheaux, RIP- however a rambling voodoo music man accomplishes that. Died as he lived, drinking at a nola bar
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I crave good food this afternoon. First Friday night off in months, and I want to eat.
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Wake up Claire, Jim's dead
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Entourage was shit but what's next isn't much better. #trueblood
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@hitRECordJoe sweet! http://vimeo.com/25265347. I think we need a bigger plane. Or boat.
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My self-esteem for the week is entirely too connected the amount of music I recognize on Treme.
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Hope all those Judgment Day billboards are paid off
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@hitRECordJoe strangely comforting watching "The Lookout" in Spanish while on vacation in Mexico. Expanded my already skewed spanish vocab
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just spent way too much time learning about the Winter Solstice at Cub. thanks random grocery store dude2 years ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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This is terrible ice cream sandwich weather
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@SteveRannazzisi where and when and do I need pants? This is the land of the winter short.
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Glad I didn't burn my Moss jersey back in '98
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Haloweeen costume shortlist: Ron Silver from Timecop or a zombie Marmaduke
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Jeez RIP Sally Menke. A real loss
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"Also, my rug was stolen."
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Fuck it. Let's watch Robocop.
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This new listerine hurts so much I feel I may have offended it somehow
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@gabeatkins Big Lebowski- "He's a good doctor. And thorough."
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It's a true friend that won't talk to you until you finish the 5th season of The Wire
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October 29, 01:42 PM
I'm thoroughly disgusted in my misuse of this blog.
It must be tended to, like a bonsai tree or intricate pubic hair.
Things to Come:
It must be tended to, like a bonsai tree or intricate pubic hair.
Things to Come:
- Top Fives
- Awesome pictures of food
- In-Depth analysis of the GSSHRRE
- Shitty movies
- 2 for 1s until 11:30, and ladies always drink free
May 26, 02:03 PM
i've seen these many times on social sites, but I feel it would be less cool if Urban Dictionary wasn't my favorite place to spend an afternoon. It's like sifting through Wikipedia: you start at "howler monkey" and somehow end at "Medieval Latin." But on UD, for some reason, each usage or definition is super specific to a person's day, or month, or likes and dislikes. Still my favorite:
STFU
So here it is - me, according to Urban Dictionary:
First Name: John
Last Name: Harrigan
Age: 24
Hometown: Coon Rapids, MN
Month of Birth: January
Favorite Color: Blue
I think that may be enough copy and paste for today. I could read these things for days. I didn't think I'd find a funny one for blue, but the math definition made me laugh out loud. And miss a phone call.
Alright, keep it real, guys. I'll be back soon.
STFU
| 8 up, 8 down | ||
| an irrational response to your mother's comments that make more sense than your brain can accommodate comfortably "I thought we were going to spend the day together for Father's Day" "Your Dad has been here all day, he worked in the yard for hours and just went to hit golf balls with your brother, they will be back by six" "Oh, so I have been here all day, but he can go off with my brother" some more words of unkindness and then: stfu, i am leaving ridiculous. | ||
So here it is - me, according to Urban Dictionary:
First Name: John
| 1680 up, 571 down | |||||
| a very extremely confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. hilarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time.. not persistent. changes moods easily; moody. greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him.. "i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??" | |||||
Last Name: Harrigan
| 3 thumbs up | ||
| 1. A formal haircut in which one's pubic hair is styled to resemble a handlebar mustache. 2. A legendary sexual maneuver involving a fully mature dwarf, a dollop of margarine, an amputee, and the anus. 3. A drunken conversation about philosophy and the nature of life, shared over a cigarette. 1. Dan's girlfriend got a harrigan, so every time they have sex, he feels like he's getting head from the monopoly guy. 2. Mark procured a fully mature dwarf, a dollop of margarine, and an amputee: he was ready for a harrigan. 3. You owe me a harrigan. | ||
Age: 24
| 2 up, 4 down | ||
| Arguably the worst age to be when yer shit isn't quite together yet. Yeah you still go out and are the bee's knees when it comes to entertainment. But them ladies want more (why dammit?!) On the other hand, it becomes almost unfair to pick up girls with your wit and status of (hopefully) having yer own place to crash later that evening! Girl: Hey cutie, how old are ya anyways? Dude: Sheet girl! I'm 24! RECOGNIZE! Girl: OMG! Can I have your abortion? Woman: So you live by yourself or with your parents still? Dude: Girl please! I gots me a fly mad stupid pad for y'all to play around in. I'm 24 baby! Woman: EXCUSE ME?! I ain't your baby! I ain't no grrrl! I'm a woman! And you a little BITCH! | ||
Hometown: Coon Rapids, MN
| 70 up, 26 down | ||
| A city in the northern suburbs of Minneapolis. Has the highest mullet per capita ratio of any city in Minnesota. If you go to Menards in Coon Rapids you are sure to see at least 5 mullets, and at least 15 nascar tee shirts. by Sports Pimps May 24, 2005 | ||
Month of Birth: January
| 184 up, 92 down | ||
| Everyones favorite month!! playing in the snow snuggling by the fire, and having excuse for ur penis looking so small. January: Cold weather shrinks ur junk. | ||
Favorite Color: Blue
| 23 up, 30 down | ||
| The answer to any and all Mathmatical Problems 1 + 2 = Blue 7/5 = Blue by 4 Feb 22, 2005 | ||
Alright, keep it real, guys. I'll be back soon.
September 16, 01:53 PM
Recently, I've been spending way too much time fiddling with my vista and making it look sweet. i've found all sweet versions of programs for the freefloating sidebar items (cal, email, weather, etc) and i've moved on to other issues. so here's my ballin' ass Firefox. And my sweet wallpaper, which we'll talk about in a second.
it's bleeding! or bled on. haha.
but notice the plethora of bookmarks and useful tools.
okay so if you happen to be a last.fm member, this is for you. or this should even be a recommendation to join last.fm, because it tracks what you listen to, and after a while, it becomes interesting. and you find other artists based on what you listen to. but this? this just generates a huge ass wallpaper with albums you've listened to, from anywhere in the last 3 months, to the entire time you've been last.fm.
or use mine. honestly, it's an .exe file that take two seconds to dl.
so i made 3, mostly because it's all very random, and often there are doubles. the jist is: randomly sized album covers that somehow convey my sense of musical taste. each is within a different threshold (3 months, one year, and all time) but i can't tell which, because i apparently don't know myself THAT well. i could look at them for hours.
anumber one.
dos.
tres.
yes, you too can have Nas staring at you while you check your email.
it's a lot to digest, i know. so basically, i'm a huge geek that does semi-OCD things when it comes to my programs and vista and personalization and other garbage.
well, see you later!
it's bleeding! or bled on. haha.
but notice the plethora of bookmarks and useful tools.
okay so if you happen to be a last.fm member, this is for you. or this should even be a recommendation to join last.fm, because it tracks what you listen to, and after a while, it becomes interesting. and you find other artists based on what you listen to. but this? this just generates a huge ass wallpaper with albums you've listened to, from anywhere in the last 3 months, to the entire time you've been last.fm.
or use mine. honestly, it's an .exe file that take two seconds to dl.
so i made 3, mostly because it's all very random, and often there are doubles. the jist is: randomly sized album covers that somehow convey my sense of musical taste. each is within a different threshold (3 months, one year, and all time) but i can't tell which, because i apparently don't know myself THAT well. i could look at them for hours.
anumber one.
dos.
tres.
yes, you too can have Nas staring at you while you check your email.
it's a lot to digest, i know. so basically, i'm a huge geek that does semi-OCD things when it comes to my programs and vista and personalization and other garbage.
well, see you later!
May 25, 09:55 PM
a little soderbergh humor. anywho, i'm John. New to blogger but a seasoned blogger. and now:
CNN reports that Ernie Banks, "Good Times" artist, died today. but when I read it, I thought '"Good Times" artist' meant this
or at least this
but not this.
it's the thing from the end of Good Times. Ah. but of course, if they'd had said "Sugar Shack" artist', i'd think this
or quite possibly this
but still probably not this
EDIT: I've had a hard time keeping those images of Sugar Shack live on here. Something about copyright. Ah well. You can check it out at http://www.erniebarnesart.com/sugarshack.html
CNN reports that Ernie Banks, "Good Times" artist, died today. but when I read it, I thought '"Good Times" artist' meant this
or at least this
but not this.
it's the thing from the end of Good Times. Ah. but of course, if they'd had said "Sugar Shack" artist', i'd think this
or quite possibly this
but still probably not this
EDIT: I've had a hard time keeping those images of Sugar Shack live on here. Something about copyright. Ah well. You can check it out at http://www.erniebarnesart.com/sugarshack.html
