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Title: In A Garden So Green
Anonymous, pub. Forbes, Cantus, Songs and Fancies, 1662 Scotland
In a garden so green in May morening
heard I my lady pleen of paramours. complain
Said she, my love so sweet, come you not yet nor yet?
Heght you not me to meet amongst the flowrs? pledge
Elore, elore, I love my lusty love, elore lo.
The skies upspringis, the dew down dingis,
the sweet larks singis their hours of prime.
Phoebus upsprentius, joy to rest wentis
lost mine intent is and gone's the time,
Elore, elore, I love my lusty love, elore lo.
Danger my dead is, false fortune my feid is, enemy
langour my leed is, but hope I despair. dreariness, song
Disdaine my desyris, so strangeness my feir is,
deceit out of weir is, adew I fare.
Elore, elore, I love my lusty love, elore lo.
Then to my lady swyth did I my presence kyth, swiftly, make
saying, my bird be blyth, am I not yours?
So in my arms two did I the lusty jo
and kisst her tymis mo then night hes hours.
Elore, elore, I love my lusty love, elore lo.
Live in hope, lady faire and repell all dispaire.
Trust not that your true love shall you betrase. betray
When deceit and languor banished is from your bowre. refuge
I'll be your paramour and shall you please
Elore, elore, I love my lusty love, elore lo.
so i said i was going to do a giveaway when i hit a certain number of followers and i am FINALLY able to do it! so… rules.
- reblog this post once a day only, winner will be picked by a number generator.
- likes don’t count
- you don’t have to follow me to win but all my followers are appreciated!
- contest ends wednesday february 1st
- good luck!
WHAT YOU WIN:
a pair of custom foam and resin antlers or horns. i can replicate most animals or can make a pair from a fantasy animal. max length of the horns is 18” and they can be mounted on a headband, or clips.
edit: i have been getting a TON of questions asking if i have these for sale or if i do commissions. i will be making some and posting them for sale in my etsy store when the giveaway is finished. they will range in price between $30 and $120. thank you all for your interest!!
This is kinda old news for most of the internet, but for those who don’t know, Adventure Time takes place in a post-apocalyptic setting as revealed by its creator.
According to the show, 1000 years ago the “Mushroom War” took place, and it is speculated that “Mushroom” refers to the mushroom clouds made in the explosion of nuclear bombs. Since then, life has begun anew, and mutation has caused quite a variety of new creatures.
In practically every episode, there is reference to our, now dead, civilization in the backgrounds. Broken buildings and cars and the like are usually partially buried in a lot of settings. In the opening of the show, dud nuclear missiles and broken pieces of tech are scattered in a wasteland and a gray and red (zombie-like) arm reaches out of a tree.
The earth is shown to have a chunk of it missing (It looks like North/South America is almost gone?). In the episode “The Linch”, the group travels over a body of water following the Linch to his lair, where he appears to use toxic waste (possibly from the nuclear war) to fuel his power. His hideout is in a destroyed subway station, and upon entering Finn and Jake are attacked by possesed modern-dressed skeletons, as if the people died in a bombing waiting for their train. On the surface just outside, tanks and more dud bombs can be seen.
In the episode “Susan Strong”, the Hyoomen species lives in an underground abandoned city, where humans may have tried to live after/during the war before dying off or mutating.
It is mentioned several times in the series that Finn is the last human, or that humans haven’t been seen for a long time. Marceline and the Ice King are speculated to be survivors of the the Mushroom War because of their ages.
Yes, good.
I had absolutely NO clue.
Vendel era (550-793 AD) bronze plate found on Öland, Sweden depicting a warrior and a berserker.
… and THAT, boys and girls, is about as close to a ‘horned helmet’ as you’ll be able to historically document.
They didn’t wear them.
That’s some stupid Victorian Era bullcrap.
i don’t get why so many furries pooh pooh the amount of sexuality in furry.
yeah there’s some freaky furry shit out there but how does that even effect me or you or anyone in any way at all, ever? because of guilt by association? ok, in that case, we are all guilty of genocide, because hitler was…
… and THIS boys and girls is one of the reasons I especially respect this guy.
Just a deer chillin’ like a boss on his forest leafbed (via @LiveJournal)
7thwest replied to your post: Red Dresses and Silver ribbons - please read
My grandmother was a suicider too. Her daughter, my mother came close. I’ve inherited that habit, but in this place and in this era, I’ve got drugs to help out. I understand what you’re saying! Life is short, so I’ve always got my red dress on. Thnx.
*HUGS*
Hi.
My name is Dave.
Most of the people who’ll end up reading this probably know me as Red.
I wanted to take a moment and drop the mask I normally wear online for just a moment because I have something to say and I need to say it in my own voice, not the one you’re used to hearing filtered through my Animal Representational Character. (Thanks for turning me on to the phrase Freehaven!)
There is a Lady, Jenny Lawson, who writes a fairly regular column under the name The Bloggess.
She’s a very witty woman and has, on occasion, had me in tears from laughing so hard at her mental misadventures.
About a week ago, as of the time I’m writing this, she had me in tears for a very different reason.
‘When cancer sufferers fight, recover, and go into remission we laud their bravery. We call them survivors. Because they are.
When depression sufferers fight, recover and go into remission we seldom even know, simply because so many suffer in the dark…ashamed to admit something they see as a personal weakness…afraid that people will worry, and more afraid that they won’t. We find ourselves unable to do anything but cling to the couch and force ourselves to breathe.’
http://thebloggess.com/2012/01/the-fight-goes-on/
I don’t think I’ve ever heard how I sometimes feel put more succinctly.
I am fortunate in that my mood swings are not so bad that I can not bull my way through them and live a fairly normal life without having to rely on medication.
I’ve developed mental tools to keep myself somewhat balanced and happy with my day to day situation and actually look forward to what’s yet to come in my life.
There are others in my family who were not able to do so.
I don’t physically hurt myself, nor do I allow myself to harbor thoughts of doing so.
My Mother’s father shot himself with a gun.
His oldest son, my Uncle, shot himself with the same gun.
My sister purposefully overdosed on her husband’s prescription heart medicine.
I don’t tell you these things to shock you or try and gain sympathy from you.
I tell them to you in hope that it’ll get your attention and make you take notice of what I’m going to say next.
Life goes on.
Suicide is NOT any kind of solution.
If you kill yourself, the pain you feel doesn’t go away.
It’s just spread to everyone around you that loves you.
It is a stain that spreads.
I firmly believe that we are, in the end, more important for how our lives affect the people around us than for the things we leave behind.
For artists, and as a writer I consider myself an artist, what we do and what we leave are sometimes the same thing.
What I write is, to be blunt, pornography.
I’d like to think that it’s well written pornography.
I pride myself on the fact that what I do doesn’t hurt anyone.
It is escapism and the purest of fantasy.
At worst it provides a bit of sexual release.
At best it might amuse or, Heavens forbid, make someone THINK for a moment.
What does all this have to do with each other you might be asking?
Well, to be honest till just recently I didn’t think that it did.
Then Jenny Lawson came along and, through my tears, made a light come on.
She talked about a ‘Red Dress’.
‘One of my favorite dresses of hers is the red poppy dress and I wanted it the first time I saw it but I knew I’d never get it. For one thing, it’s not sensible. It’s impractical. It’s bright red and vibrant and shocking and “inappropriate for a woman my age”. And I have no shoes to go with it. And I have no place to wear it.
And I want it.
I want, just once, to wear a bright red, strapless ball gown with no apologies. I want to be shocking, and vivid and wear a dress as intensely amazing as the person I so want to be. And the more I thought about it the more I realized how often we deny ourselves that red dress and all the other capricious, ridiculous, overindulgent and silly things that we desperately want but never let ourselves have because they are simply “not sensible”. Things like flying lessons, and ballet shoes, and breaking into spontaneous song, and building a train set, and crawling onto the roof just to see the stars better. Things like cartwheels and learning how to box and painting encouraging words on your body to remind yourself that you’re worth it.’
http://thebloggess.com/2010/05/the-traveling-red-dress/
Writing Furry Pornography is MY ‘Red Dress’.
It’s impractical.
It’s not socially acceptable.
It is, in fact, a bit dangerous.
It is also THE single most liberating thing I do and it keeps me sane.
I don’t have much else to say really.
I just needed to sit down and talk a bit.
I hope that this rambling little bit of text will make you stop for a moment and think about the people around you.
How you affect them.
How important you are.
How maybe you can help someone, like me, that struggles silently to find that ONE bright spot in their day to use as a reason to smile and be reminded that it’s not ALL bad.
I would say that I’m not going to ask you to re-blog this, or re-tweet it, because I am, but what I’d like even more is for you to engage yourself in the discussion in some way, even if it’s a small one.
Write a little journal as well, and share it with us.
Draw a picture showing support, even if it’s just of a character wearing a silver ribbon or dressed all in red.
Let people know that you understand, even if in some small way, that you care.
Thank you,
Dave
If I were presented with this situation, you better believe I would take advantage of it.
Flaccid horsedicks: just yet another thing you can add to the “things pbk is into” list.
Furry guys in kilts. #mynewfetish
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you. Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. The…
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http://www.owainphyfe.com/The New World Renaissance BandWhere Beauty Moves And Wit Delights - Ancient Songs of Love and AdventureTitle: In A Garden So GreenAnonymous, pub. Forbes, Cantus, Songs and Fancies, 1662 ScotlandIn a garden so green in May moreningheard I my lady pleen of paramours. *complainSaid she, my love so sweet, come you not yet nor yet?Heght you not me to meet amongst the flowrs? *pledgeElore, elore, I love my lusty love, elore lo.The skies upspringis, the dew down dingis,the sweet larks singis their hours of prime.Phoebus upsprentius, joy to rest wentislost mine intent is and gone's the time,Elore, elore, I love my lusty love, elore lo.Danger my dead is, false fortune my feid is, *enemylangour my leed is, but hope I despair. *dreariness, songDisdaine my desyris, so strangeness my feir is,deceit out of weir is, adew I fare.Elore, elore, I love my lusty love, elore lo.Then to my lady swyth did I my presence kyth, *swiftly, makesaying, my bird be blyth, am I not yours?So in my arms two did I the lusty jo and kisst her tymis mo then night hes hours.Elore, elore, I love my lusty love, elore lo.Live in hope, lady faire and repell all dispaire.Trust not that your true love shall you betrase. *betrayWhen deceit and languor banished is from your bowre. *refugeI'll be your paramour and shall you pleaseElore, elore, I love my lusty love, elore lo.4 plays
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@tawawawa Japanese, not Chinese?
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@DammitFreehaven You are, aren't you? You need to take that desire and turn it into some motivation.
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@tawawawa *starts saving up for a print*
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@tawawawa Noble 4 toed dragon! He reminds me of my friend @blackberrydragn
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@RolandGSD *perks ears* You a stick jock?
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@RrowdyBeast The best way to pay for some things is to cherish and appreciate it if you can. That can be better than money IMHO.
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@TundraWolf @khakidoggy I sincerely hope that you never stop searching to find your place in the world.
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@DammitFreehaven *wags* Thank you for your honesty and the intimacy. This stuff is hard to open up about. Every voice makes it easier.
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@SuckMcJones It's all good, Mr. McJones!
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@TrippPup @tonkaahote *rubs pup belly*
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@RrowdyBeast @suckmcjones @bourbonbuck Manscaping is good, but shaving your body actually squicks me some.
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@SuckMcJones *grins* I get the impression you like your men to be on the smooth end of the spectrum?
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@TonkaAhote Typical religion: I'm going to do this thing anyway so I'm making up shit to justify it.
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@SuckMcJones @rrowdybeast @bourbonbuck Shaved? Go wash your mouth out with soap! That would be a travesty!
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@Pokeypony Well, if they're married I'm usually wanting to make 'em nut with my cock in 'em, but on occasion I'd like to get rolled over.
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@SuckMcJones @rrowdybeast Sweet Merciful fuck! Yesplease!
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@Pokeypony My biggest frustration, back when I occasionally managed to bag one, is that they're ALL bottoms, damnit.
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@Pokeypony LOL!
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@Pokeypony 'What happens at Deer Camp, STAYS at Deer Camp'
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@Pokeypony Oh, there's PLENTY of hot redneck boys to bone up over out here. I just don't dare mess with them.
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@Pokeypony Indubitably.
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@Pokeypony *sad face* I live in the boonies, Boss. No one out here to do that with.
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@Pokeypony How does one measure one's sac? Volume?
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@Pokeypony Yes, Swampwulf IS my last name!
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@dmuth Well, there's Fred, and Kaen, and LaQuanda...
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@Pokeypony Your name is Tim? #slywag
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@TrippPup @tonkaahote Well, asking nicely usually works too.
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@TonkaAhote @TrippPup He's useful for other things too, Pup, but I'm sure you're not interested in those. #bigdickedbull
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@TrippPup @tonkaahote TechBison.
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@DammitFreehaven I look forward to hearing your thoughts on what I had to say, Sage.
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@beach_fox *wagga* I don't 'talk good' very often. Thanks for spreading the message, Sir!
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@DiorTheBun Thank you, MammaBun. Sometimes folks just need unconditional love. #hugsforyou
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7thwest replied to your post: Red Dresses and Silver ribbons - please read › My grandmother was a suicider... http://t.co/aOQ3j1NX
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@tawawawa Yes, I would. The process of creation fascinates me.
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@tawawawa Silly Tawawawa. I sure would!
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@saintajax 'Will you be my cumdump?' #TheMatingCallOfTheBubba
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@tawawawa *perks ears*
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@tawawawa Aaaaaghhhh someone give me lotsa gold in REAL LIFE plz kthx
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@7thwest *perks ears* Fanwulf is fan. Fuck those fucking fuckers.
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@beach_fox I'll certainly be keeping it in mind when I'm approached by someone with a gun, that's for sure.
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@Rudderbutt ... and I used to feel bad about not going to college.
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@Link_Dawg @sparktography Wut? Did Bubba knock teh bitch up or sumpthin'?
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@saintajax As if there's not enough crappy 'yiff' out there as it is? At least make the effort to be halfway decent.
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@Kalenidus *pats your fanny*
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@Bauske Looking at her Gallery I'd have to say 'not so much furry' as simply Rule34 toon fetishist.
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@Stinkdawg I don't.
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@wolf_monkey Mmmmaybe....
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@Fusion_H0ss Things to bear in mind when picking out their nursing homes...
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@brownkuma If that is a concern you could say 'Not much. Thanks for asking.' That doesn't encourage conversation much, but is polite.
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@wolf_monkey *digs out his overalls and a red baseball cap*
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@wolf_monkey I rather figured I was late to the game and so I hadn't played.
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Photo: There was a time… http://t.co/lXQ8ffRD
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@unrepentantb -nods- The Goddess is a crazy black woman with a twisted sense of humor. It's wise not to WANT something too badly.
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@unrepentantb YAY!
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@BigNorthernAl @bbcmongrels Furballs? Not a problem. Just shave once a week or so and they stay nice and smoo... oh, wait...
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@brownkuma "Not much. What about with you?"
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@7thwest *chuckles* Isn't it great to actually be a PERSON and have opinions and feelings?
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@7thwest I was a fan BEFORE you were a douchebag! #PutsTheCrotchInCrotchety
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@duskdargent I could get behind this too. #wayhomo
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@wolf_monkey It's all about the camera angle. XD
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@Fusion_H0ss The guy that did the henna is very good at it and took his time. It *is* nicely placed, isn't it?
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@wolf_monkey also: Thank you for the feedback.
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@wolf_monkey Well, it's relatively subtle and, if I let my hair grow out just a bit it'll be hidden unless I pull it back.
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7thwest replied to your photo: Henna test for a possible tattoo › effing YES. LOL! Tell me what you REALLY... http://t.co/ryyiqQAs
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@khakidoggy How very Toumal of you!
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@beach_fox Even though it's a neck tattoo?
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@wolfhowl88 Probably just the one. Not sure yet.
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@RrowdyBeast @brownkuma @noodlebeast I wonder if this is technically a sub-genre of the fandom - Furry Cereal mascot porn.
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@brownkuma You -always- say I look nice though! XD
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@Dakota_Bailey Thank you. I think it looks pretty nifty myself.
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Photo: Henna test for a possible tattoo http://t.co/8cA0qW8s
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@RrowdyBeast Yum! Thank you!
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@WolfBoyJ ...says the studly young breeder pup to the old perv. #awkwardboner
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@WolfBoyJ Sounds WAY to much like work to me. ;)
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@WolfBoyJ Nothing wrong with wanting to improve yourself but, you're a very handsome young hound already.
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@WolfBoyJ Lecherous old wulf is lecherous.
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@Link_Dawg Do you draw at sucking sheathes as well?
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@DammitFreehaven -sends good thoughts-
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@Ssvanti As well it should.
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@hakirsch Attended a six course whiskey tasting last weekend and thought of you for some reason.
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@unrepentantb @sparktography The Sweet Tater Gods will not be amused.
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@unrepentantb @sparktography Yams? Pssssh! Sweet Taters. also: add crushed pineapple and pecans.
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@unrepentantb @beach_fox I'll see about getting some pics of him this weekend.
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@beach_fox We have a Troll at the Faire. Big guy, 6 '5" or so, 250lbs. "I love children. I just can't eat a whole one.' #rednecksezWHUT?!
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@beach_fox Fairy Werey?
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@emorottie I am surprisingly good with this on several levels.
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@wolf_monkey @rrowdybeast Frosted Fucks?
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@RrowdyBeast Gotta be the blue nose. People figure that the colors have to match or something. #thatscooltoo
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@RrowdyBeast LOL at blue peckerhead.
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@unrepentantb Fuzzy Wuzzies? As in 'Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair so Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?'2 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@unrepentantb True, and I walked through the soles of three pairs of shoes in about six months back then.
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@unrepentantb Homeless doesn't mean jobless. I like to think I dressed nicely when I didn't have a roof, but then I never panhandled so...
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@DammitFreehaven Nothing. IF THEY WANT TO KNOW.
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@DammitFreehaven Only because Big Media and Piracy have fucked up decent business models that have worked for decades.
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@DammitFreehaven I'd rather artists make art and let business folk take care of business. Each to their own strength and interest.
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@DammitFreehaven Yes Freehaven.
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@DammitFreehaven Once again, I suggest that they work at being talented and entertaining rather than be a puppet to anyone, including fans.
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@DammitFreehaven The fact that you feel that to be successful means you need to make millions should tell you that something is wrong.
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@DammitFreehaven That's something else I don't understand: Why someone would *want* to be a 'global superstar'.
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@DammitFreehaven Actually be both a talented entertainer AND performer instead of having a good costumer and recording tech?
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@tawawawa *is curious*
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@DammitFreehaven Fame = recognition and adulation. This means income. Fame IS money.
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@tawawawa It's all good! Do what thou will.
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@DammitFreehaven Yup! 'I'm famous now thanks to Big Media but I don't want them around anymore, but want to keep the fame!' #greedybitches
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@DammitFreehaven I'm happy for big media. I'm also happy for those few artists that can make free work for them.
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“You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.” ― Robert A. Heinlein, The Green Hills of Earth
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@DammitFreehaven I don't. I just don't think that 'Free' is a realistic long term GENERAL model for people who live in the real world.
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@DammitFreehaven Yesyes... that's nice.
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@DammitFreehaven You said to smack you if you started talking about this again, but instead I'm just going to stop discussing it with you.
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@DammitFreehaven No, the labels make money off CDs, so... throw away labels AND CD sales? How has anything changed?
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@DammitFreehaven No, Metallica got rich due to Record Company hype. They suck as musicians. Same with Kid Rock.
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@DammitFreehaven That just makes zero sense to me and seems like a very limited/unrealistic expectation if you have bills to pay.
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@DammitFreehaven LOL! I guess I'm just too old. Using your product only as a marketing device and relying on other means to make money?
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@DammitFreehaven Actually, no. Free is only part of a business model as a marketing ploy.
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@DammitFreehaven Wasn't aware you'd changed subject. My bad.
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@DammitFreehaven What does DRM and border limitations have to do with 'giving away his product for free'?
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@WolfBoyJ The part where I turn back into a stupid monkey.
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@DammitFreehaven True. You just can't charge for it. You have to give it away and pray.
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@DammitFreehaven Isn't the correct advice to him to expect to NOT make money from his music, but from aftermarket trinkets?
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@khakidoggy @osakimandias Huh? Wha? I didn't do it! You can't prove I did it, and besides he said he was eighteen!
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A study in Green http://t.co/qepuv0c8
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@7thwest Physician, heal thy self.
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@saintajax All good. Made me chuckle, hopefully *with* you and not *at* you.
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@saintajax Yes, it's very sid when that happens.
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@Kalenidus also: More penis.
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@tawawawa That's why I think I'm so fond of the big dumbass. As annoying as *real* shallow people can be, sometimes it's fun to pretend.
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@tawawawa LOL! You saying that'd make him swagger for hours! XD
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@tawawawa Huh? Whut? I was teasing! The only thing that's deep about Bubba is how his 'unit' fits. X3
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@brownkuma Is THAT what that's called. ? ;)
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@tawawawa LOL! So... no Bubba then? XD
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Photo: Aaaarrr! Pirate weekend was fun! http://t.co/op1L4L6V
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@DammitFreehaven Holy crap that guy is a douchebag.
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@BruteHanson T for Tennesee?
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@Heartlessfang @pnutbuttrbreath Loneliness can/should be a catalyst to start relationships but they shouldn't be the basis thereof.
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@unrepentantb I'll trade you the paying job for being unemployed and financially dependent for the last couple of years.
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@TremorWolf @sparktography I know he is kitten, but so are you.
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@TremorWolf @sparktography Nope! Just taking smack about Sparky. (darn it)
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@BourbonBuck Yummy, yummy shots.
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@BourbonBuck -licks chops-
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@sparktography @tremorwolf You're a brave, brave bear, Sparky.
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@beach_fox VICTORY AT SEA!
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@cargoweasel ... but tell us, what do you REALLY think about it.
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@sparktography @ashfolf Bubba doesn't rape people. He's just 'consentually challenged'.
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Photo: furrydoc: Let me guess: We all wear fursuits, right? http://t.co/PiDEUqiw
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@hakirsch Uh... that's actually part of how I give my characters personality. Their past, which I may not write about, has made them THEM.
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@jmhorse @avon_deer Sometime back in the late 90's?
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@krtbuni @dresdencodak This is not winning you any points in my book.
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@beach_fox Ah. That's reasonable then.
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@beach_fox Wait, seriously!? They'll permanently ban a multi-year user account JUST for changing the color of their avatar? WTF?
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@AndroidDobie Yup! Saw that the other day on Newgrounds. LOLed!
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@beach_fox Haters gonna hate? #shrugs
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@khakidoggy A Murr of Furries?
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@taurath @duskdargent Deercember = soon
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@Kalenidus Gotta watch that. I can dislocate jaws with that knot of mine. ;)
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@Kalenidus I have my excuses, but they don't make me suck any less. I know perfectly well I can be a bad friend.
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@Kalenidus That *IS* a good thing. I wish I were more like that, but, well, I suck.
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@FurryWisdom @DiorTheBun That something has sex in it, doesn't mean it's ABOUT it.
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@Rudderbutt So, uh, how's this going to affect the 'jumpstarter' thing?
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@AshFolf *sends Bubba over to keep you warm*
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@DiorTheBun I always give credit and encourage folks to follow and fav the original artist. I'm just some guy with a bit of money.
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@wilw Your Lovecraft is full of.. oh HOVERCRAFT! Okay.
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Yup... http://t.co/lQTnK3PE #brah
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@TonkaAhote ... and he was never heard from again.
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@beach_fox I'm going to take that as being a GOOD thing? XD
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@tawawawa Beau might get one though. Bubba sure doesn't. XD
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@TembaCougar You grabbed someone's backside, a canine of some sort and got a finger waggled at you for being cheeky. #drunkcougar
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@TheLupineOne @cargoweasel That's some sort of game, right?
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@beach_fox I still need to come up with some money to get you to draw up Beau nailing PD, just so I can see the expressions on both faces.
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@tawawawa I'm not sure yet. I like happy endings but I don't insist on all my characters having one. That's just not.. realistic.
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@tawawawa He's a sweety too. Prettybuck. Blonde and Teal-eyed. I think he just need to find a good fox boyfriend myself. ;)
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@tawawawa *nodnods* I'm not feeling good. I think my period just started. My Dad said I have to be home early. Poor guy never gets a break.
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@tawawawa Terribly so. He feels like he's something of a freak because, well... you've seen Bubba. Beau's got the same 'problem'.
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@tawawawa True... Bubba you have to laugh at, because he deserves it cuz he's a dick, but I always feel bad for his younger brother Beau.
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@tawawawa He does tend to date mares. #coughcough
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@tawawawa LOL! I was thinking more of Bubba, who, due to how he's endowed, rarely gets any 'happy tail'. #unlesstheyramasochist
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@tawawawa ... and then there are those characters that are ALL equipment and attitude and no personality. XD
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@beach_fox Yeah... the story of Beau's life. Lots of guy that talk a mean game but can't satisfy like, well... YOU know who. >.>;
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@AshFolf That's a shame because you do fun, interesting art.
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@TembaCougar Video of you molesting a fursuiter at con here recently.
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@TembaCougar Riiight. It's your ACCENT that I find so appealing.
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@caesarcub Whatever works, eh?
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@caesarcub 1969 World Book Encyclopedia. Taught myself to read before I started school and finished reading the entire set by 2nd grade.
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@gontigger Gay, married, and he and his husband have adopted two kids.
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@sparktography @fusion_h0ss I'm sorry, what was that boy?
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@FuzzWolf2000 OMG! You're so right! I couldn't agree more! #nohomo
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@Rechanmole In that I dress up as a 10th Century Vikingr on a regular basis I have no room to talk.
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@skippyena Adorable?!
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@PnutButtrBreath Thank you Hunka.
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@Stinkdawg Thanks! I go to work, but hopefully will have fun doing so!
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Headed down south for opening weekend of Faire. See you folks sometime late Sunday.
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@ConfusedOO Really? What did you do? Move from Cleveland or something?
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@sparktography @kalenidus Flatterers.
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@ConfusedOO My condolences.
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@ConfusedOO Please don't tell me you've been cursed to live in that shithole.
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@hakirsch Oh, I dunno. Have you ever actually BEEN to Dallas? #nothingofvalue
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@__Wolfy__J__ OMGBeautiful!
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@GrisserBunny That's one option.
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@Satyrbuddy I sleep with a body pillow as well because otherwise my back kills me, but I've never had it molest my eyes. XD
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@GrisserBunny I'll loan you my PA if you'd like. #slywag
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@Satyrbuddy Pillow, yeeeeeaaaaah, rrriiiiight... #youkeeptellingyourselfthat
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@khakidoggy Cur-rig
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@Heartlessfang *wags* Nice! I love the contrast between the characters colors.
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@hakirsch Your beneficiary can your cat. That has nothing to do with nada. That's just who gets money when you choke to death on Bubba.
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@Kalenidus but of course! #duh
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@hakirsch Who do you have a stronger relationship with? If HE got sick would you want his parents or you to handle the bills/payments?2 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Heartlessfang You keep getting better and better.
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@foxiedragon I thought so anyway.
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@WolfBoyJ *grins* One of those where you're still showing a bit of morning knot?
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@emorottie Well, I just play at coloring, not drawing, so I'm more looking for something that'll help me with lighting.
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@emorottie Only thing I've ever seen that MIGHT work is Google SketchUp, and the lighting in that sucks moosecock.
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@emorottie Nope! I've looked! I'd kill for anything, iOS or regular OS X that would let me pose a figure and place a light for shadow refs.
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@Satyrbuddy @springheeledjak @pastorrecoil I know christians that pick and choose what parts of the bible they obey. #SelectiveSpirituality
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@foxiedragon Jesus Camp.
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@fordshepherd Condolences. Hope that her passing was not difficult.
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@emorottie Oh, you were looking for LOGIC? I thought you were talking about people. My bad! #peoplearestupid
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@emorottie Maybe because there are several pieces of software in the Suite? #dunno
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@BajaHyena ... and shoestring french fried drowned in ketchup.
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Photo: http://t.co/SBKpxFNF
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@__Wolfy__J__ *winces*
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@khakidoggy @foxamoore @rudderbutt Perhaps it's a video by @steveflavin with musical accompaniment by...
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@khakidoggy @foxamoore @rudderbutt Perhaps it's a video by @steveflavin with musical accompaniment by...
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@beach_fox Penis erectus non habet conscientiam.
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Oh Hai 1%! How're you? http://t.co/ss7GfmRf
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@wolfhowl88 That's great, but I'd still rather see people at least TRY and come up with something of their own #picachu1993 #recolors
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@Kalenidus @lykanthrope I am about to head out to get an early start on tromping around in the woods. Yay!
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@lykanthrope Yes. It was all Wesley's fault, damn it!
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@lykanthrope @kalenidus BALLS, you bitches be trippin' 'em.
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@Rudderbutt That's because I'm a crotchety old fuck! #wags
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@Rudderbutt I didn't either! I'm just trying to figure out how the heck any of them are 'furry'. I was dead serious. It would be no loss.
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@Rudderbutt Yay! Can we start culling the pokemons, digimons, and other cartoon freaks next?! #plz
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@Ottercynic You think Penn and Teller are magicians? Seriously? #lol
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@Ottercynic You think Penn and Teller are magicians? Seriously? #lol
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@wolf_monkey It's all good. It's nice to just have pics that make you feel good about yourself, no?
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@TremorWolf Quit riding through broken glass and/or thorn patches down at Balboa, dude!
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@wolf_monkey Very artistic. I rather like this one.
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@tawawawa You had me at Brophey. He's a yum.
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@tawawawa Oh, I know. You gave a perfect example previously. Cheap thrills is extraordinary due to character expressiveness.
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@Trix_pup *blank expression*
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@tawawawa How about, uh... lovely forms? Yeah, facial expressions range from blank to fairly blank.
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@Kalenidus Happy burfday then, Kittencat!
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@tawawawa Yeah... Lovely art, but no real story thus far, just 'how miserable can we make everyone'. I politely decline.
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@tawawawa ... and can it get any more soul crushingly depressing?3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Kalenidus Your b-day or...
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@DammitFreehaven @dragoneer I love how Witchiebunny is, despite not being a mod, flaming him in his shouts. Isn't that a bannable offense?
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@Ssvanti @heartlessfang Knot gonna happen.
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@Wolffine Thank you. I stole it from a shirt on T-shirt hell.
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@Fusion_H0ss Helps the handsome Hoss back to his hooves and dusts him off. #hugs
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@Kalenidus Careful not to chip a tooth!
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@Defago I doubt, very seriously if I could speak Malaysian(?) by 'instinct'.
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@Jaxaro LOL! Okay! Yeah, I've never had -formal- training, but I've been told that I have a nice healing touch.
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@Jaxaro Something pleasant one hopes?
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@Jaxaro This is true. I can see that being an issue for someone doing it with strangers. I just worked with friends and family though.
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@BigBadCharn *peels off your stripes and shows everyone that you're really a cougar*
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@Jaxaro *nodnods* See, I worked for years to learn how to push energy when massaging though.
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@BigBadCharn *pets da kitty*
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@Jaxaro Really? How interesting. I suppose that's a form of mediation, isn't it?
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@Defago It struck me as amusing because your English is so perfect. You write it more fluently than I do and it's my milk tongue.
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@Jaxaro @wolfhowl88 I forget sometimes how long I've been a practicing pagan. I do so many things instinctively now days as habit.
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@Defago LOL! Did you perhaps mean to say you are bored, rather than you are boring?
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@wolfhowl88 It's 'just' a matter of centering yourself and -defining- the space around you. That's generally how magic works. #createReality
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@wolfhowl88 Have you cleansed and sealed the area or is that not doable right now?
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@beach_fox @unrepentant Send in the cougars?
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I love my friends. I truly do. You guys rock.
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@Jaxaro Me, myself and, I.
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@RabbaRab Did that twice already this evening/morning
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... aaand I can't sleep. Fuck.
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@Hollud Perhaps you should have asked some women instead of girls.
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@unrepentantb @grisserbunny Oh NO you didn't.
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@sparktography It's good to want things. It builds character.
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@sparktography *uses a nerf baseball bat just to punish you* No pee onna wulf!
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@Kalenidus But... it's so *logical*!
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@sparktography Ew! *swats* Bad burr! BAAAAAD BURR!
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@DiorTheBun I'm sorry, I know you're upset, and justifiably so, but 'I had to take my earrings out and go ghetto'? #ROTFLMAO #YouGoMamma
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@Triggur *references needed
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@DammitFreehaven Sorry to hear that, Bro. Much sympathy to her.
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Photo: Seriously, Don’t mess with his hat. alternately: Guys! I lost a contact! No one move till I find... http://t.co/6UocNbd2
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@GrisserBunny @springheeledjak @thedoodlebear I know, right? I'm already pretty much 'Fuck people' due to Oakland as it is.
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@Heartlessfang Uh... why wouldn't I? I'm old, not blind.
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@Heartlessfang Anti-gravity semen?
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@WhyteYote @rudderbutt LOL! P.A. Prince Albert.
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@RhythmicShooter BREDneck.
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@beach_fox @khorax BRedneck?
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@beach_fox 'That which does not kill us, scars us.'
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@DammitFreehaven Ah.
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@DammitFreehaven What is this 'wooo' of which you speak?
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Missouri: sense of humor #approved http://t.co/2JhRtQkr
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@lykanthrope @unrepentantb Ohhhh! Very much yesplz!
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@unrepentantb Shi-neeeeee! #wantstotouchit
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@RrowdyBeast Give it another ten or fifteen years and you'll understand why I get so annoyed.3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Zaush Same thing that Zombie Deer eat: Graaaaains.
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@saintajax I agree, but... uh... how many police departments HAVE dart guns dude?
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@Kalenidus Yay! You're finally beginning to understand!
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Penn Jillette gets it. - informationliberation http://t.co/e2RXPihO #fuckyeahPennJillette
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@VOOOLN One hopes that you kicked her in the balls?
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@sparktography I try to tell people that, but they rarely believe me. #sillybastards
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@unrepentantb Merino or cashmere?
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@NeonGrizzly @sparktography LOL! Some of us are just far too subtle for our own 'good' sometimes is all.
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@TremorWolf There is a god, Trem. My pinkie is probably bigger than his ween.
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@sparktography Thank you Burr.
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@VOOOLN You too, eh? Something weird going on I think. Someone's database was breached. I wonder who?
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@addersdaotter @rrowdybeast According to the Twitter password page reset the PW I chose was 'Very Strong' so...
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@blackberrydragn DragonJailbait.3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Right then... de-authorized all but two apps which I totally trust and changed to a VERY STRONG password.
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@RrowdyBeast Macwulf sez: Doubtful
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@RrowdyBeast WTF?! How is this happening?
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serious about starting your own biz this year? check this out - http://t.co/y7OWQsFT3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@DammitFreehaven 'Be sure to tell me what to do!' #totallyMissingThePoint3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@bbcmongrels Tell him to bring around a six pack of beer and we'll talk, eh?
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@bbcmongrels Tell me more about this fox. Is she/he cute?
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@hakirsch @beach_fox *lix chops*
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@beach_fox Yet is always Moof.
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@mutleyjames That's easy: Money.
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@Heartlessfang ... and that's different from having a regular job just how?
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@Ssvanti *ears perk*
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@unrepentantb I've oft wondered 'bout said 'TUPperware' http://t.co/vpHktgQK
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@PnutButtrBreath Oh, heck no! Just agreeing with your observation about livejournal.
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@PnutButtrBreath Yeah, twitter is just a conversation, not a speech.
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@RrowdyBeast Totally thought of you when I saw this: http://t.co/n51Ey8n8
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@DarwentheOrca Did you? I totally missed it. The guy is simply amazing.
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Michael Winslow teaches us how to fucking ROCK! http://t.co/QxH94J2z
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@PnutButtrBreath Cutiecoon.
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@Dakota_Bailey Do you think you're DMing or are you just tossing out one side of a conversation to everyone on purpose?
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@hakirsch I'd totally shadowbox that and hang it on a wall. It's lovely.
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@WhyteYote ... or maybe a nice roast beef sandwich.
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@DammitFreehaven They just need to find other ways of monetizing their work. #rollseyes
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... and you thought YOU were having a bad day? http://t.co/3jMzXzyG
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@sparktography Because they know that a percentage (a LARGE percentage) of their user base are masochists, like you?
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@GrisserBunny What?! You didn't take the 72 oz. Steak Challenge?! XD
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@MongooseInk Dang it! Less than ten hour by car! XD
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@SpringHeeledJak Nope! Still endangered, but there's enough of a genetic base, even in the wild, for a comeback.
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Photo: lizkerwoof: No, more likely, you know, Red Wolves (canis rufus) rather than Mexican Grey Wolves... http://t.co/8zuNFKPa
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@sparktography @bigbadcharn @kalenidus @grizzlygrin I'd probably live, and if not, what a way to go!
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@GrisserBunny @unrepentantb Can I be the creepy uncle that watches?
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@__Wolfy__J__ AS IF!
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@__Wolfy__J__ I'll just find me a nice POLITE Italian fellow who'll look you up and do it for me. What would your Sensei think?!
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@__Wolfy__J__ *smacks with his cane* No RESPECT!
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@BigBadCharn You don't want to move to Louisiana. Trust me. X3
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@BigBadCharn Herne's Horns! You're 6'5"? Seriously?3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@unrepentantb @hakirsch My problem is I've never really 'got' Newsreaders. Finding site that update info in that format are hard to come by.
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@unrepentantb @hakirsch The issue that I have Moof is, what exactly has changed to make them decide to allow pseudonyms? Nothing.
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@unrepentantb @hakirsch The issue that I have Moof is, what exactly has changed to make them decide to allow pseudonyms? Nothing.
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@hakirsch Just quit using any kind of newsreader at all. I'm focusing my e-mail on my red@swampwulf account, but I'm stuck with Docs for now
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@hakirsch Don't care. I've already moved most services that I can away from Google because of that bullshit. Don't trust 'em to move back.
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@DammitFreehaven Nah, I'm against mixing religion and politics.
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@hakirsch Yeah, I'm not real thrilled about them forcing Reader and Docs into G+, as I won't be using it.
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@Triggur Sweet merciful GAWD! Yesplz!
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@DammitFreehaven Is that TODAY? I totally need to figure out a way to desecrate something.
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@Godracos @pnutbuttrbreath @woefulderelict @rrowdybeast Just because I'm old enough to be your father, it don't mean I wanna be your Daddy.
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@AshFolf I agree, hence my fetish for semi-straight boys.
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Photo: mybestfriendsdad: http://t.co/ehRxMD3H
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@tawawawa Yay! Inkbunny! #FAVALLTHETHINGS
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@Swiftstories Too little, too late. I've already migrated as many of my services away from Google as possible already.3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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*takes his antibifoxics to cure the TwitterYiffs he got*
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@tawawawa Totally sucks. Still trying to figure out how they 'got me'. I'm usually very careful about such things.3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawawawa I was 'hacked' somehow. if you clicked the link you may want to re-set your twitter password. Sorry! Not my idea, I promise.
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Been hacked! Fixing ASAP! Sorry guys! Don't click links for the last hour or so.
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@RrowdyBeast Why do you ask? Am I sending out 'Buy this stuff' DMs or something?
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want to start your own business in 2011? look at this - http://t.co/YmJILJts3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Ssvanti Got to see him perform live, twice. #luckywulf
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@tawawawa I dunno. It seems to me that people are just generally scared to get involved anymore. Positive action tends to get punished.
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@graveyardgreg Yeah, pretty much. Same here. 'Quit performing CPR and get back to work. You might be held liable.' Sound familiar?
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@graveyardgreg There is no justice. There is only law.
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@graveyardgreg What? Help her and risk getting sued into slavery by her family? Don't be stupid.
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@unrepentantb On the up side? You could set the price and no one would try and haggle you down.
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@FuzzWolf2000 Only about two hours from mu neck of the (quite literal) woods.
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@SpringHeeledJak ... and just what's wrong with being a Borisilicate WereRhino? You some sort of SPECIESIST?
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@DillonSoupyC I beg your pardon?
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@gramzon Those just never looked comfortable to me. I like my captured bear ring. (nice tool BTW!)
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@DillonSoupyC Huh?Wha?! I didn't do it! You can't prove I did it, and besides, she said she was eighteen!
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@DookFerret @ssvanti I'm far too old to be trying to learn new languages. My brain isn't elastic enough anymore. Besides...iWeb.
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@Ssvanti What does using social media being run on poorly designed websites have to do with hosting? Slack: Cut yourself some.
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@Ssvanti All gewd! You'll get the hang of it quick. Just wanted to edumacate you. #wagwagwag
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@sparktography Oh, you have NO idea how much I'd enjoy that.
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@Ssvanti Actually: ssvanti.tumblr.com/ is the link other people use to access your Tumblr. The one you sent was for YOU to access your dash.
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