Weekend's almost done.
That sucks such big donkey dicks.
It should be longer!
I woke up too late
to eat at your silly time.
Breakfast is at two.
You didn't ask me
if you could eat the last snack.
Now, I'm without cake.
Eyes are dry, crusty.
My back aches, my bones are stiff.
Peeing in a jug.
Oh dear, what a scene.
Seems you may have pissed yourself.
It's the couch for you.
You're taking a trip.
You are one lucky bastard.
Bring me back some shit!
This ivy is dead.
Also, that tiger lily.
I should get fake plants.
Watching "Weeds" again.
Nancy's still a big old whuur.
Back to "Breaking Bad."
YOU: NO GAY MARRIAGE!
ME: How does it affect you?
YOU: Hmmm. It doesn't.
--
*Puts down protest sign and goes home.*
AND... SCENE.
This freak is a badass. Thanks to @texistential for sending him my way.
So so so so so good. So much better than the re-make - the original version is the only one to watch. Other folks think so too…
“You have to invite me in.”
I’m an enthusiastic fan and evangelist of Let the Right One In.
And, no, I’m not linking to anything but Netflix, because I’m loath to deny you the chance to go in with the same three data points I had going in:
- It’s Swedish.1
- It’s beautiful.
- It’s really good.
Don’t read another word about it. Just watch it. Trust me.
Låt den Rätte Komma In, quoth Wikipedia. ↩
❤
Downton Abbey S01E01: All’s Bates That Ends Bates from Videogum
“Rick Perry” — A BLR Soundbite (by BadLipReading)
“Tuna, eggs, Doritos, cheesecake, tamale. See ya.”