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If there is any question whether man is civilized or not it is quickly answered in a workplace restroom. Animals!

Stamping CONFIDENTIAL on any thing makes it seem more interesting. It is almost always not confidential or interesting.

Good day to Scoot™ to work.

@QueenCityDisco When you were asking about an RC boat I didn't think you would be using it in the bath.

@lewsmind RAD!

@WillFerrall on @nbcsnl is a good thing.

I'm at Penn Station East Coast Subs (Cincinnati, OH) http://t.co/YX3l2OvN

My joke just killed with Buster! http://t.co/vYY2mKU6

@QueenCityDisco pretty good, see it in 2D

And the manager uses the calculator to find the correct price...."wait a minute". Math is hard

@target A guy is complaining that the M&Ms are 2 for $5.98 not $2.99 each. Two employees are trying to correct the price. Calculator is out!

I'm at Rave Motion Pictures for Marvel's The Avengers 3D (West Chester, OH) w/ 12 others http://t.co/FN12OQD5

Also the Edible Arrangements logo is the worst ever. http://t.co/WVRo7gJI

Siri is still beta right? Amazing how much advertising goes into an incomplete product.

No Pokes. Let's keep it that way. http://t.co/pHmcu0B0

@Dative yikes. I hope she is ok

I was pretty hungry until a couple was seated close to us. They sat on the same side of their booth and now I have lost my appetite.

@hotdogsladies http://t.co/HZ77Z4bQ

I can't afford a billion dollar app! I'm out. #instagram