Spencer Dang

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nicoleok:

velveteendream:

I don’t know if this is a 12 yr old or a 30 yr old with a disease but either way this is terrifying.

Watching this made me realise I would have so many more friends if I had 12 fingers.

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Hey fatty. I still love you.

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When doing a Google search, do you type your query as fast as possible in order to ‘beat’ the auto-search suggestions?

I’ve noticed that I do this every single time I search for something. Whenever the suggestions pop up before I finish typing, I feel like such a failure.

unicornology:

neat-o:

Patrick Wolf guest-programmed Rage this morning, and apparently tonight as well. Lovely, lovely Patrick gushing about his favourite songs and videos!

OH MY GOD. i was completely unaware of this. i guess i’m not sleeping tonight!

LOOK AT HIM. ♥

planettampon:

Destiny’s Child - Lose My Breath

I’ll be with you in a moment, I just need to faggot for a second.

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rumoko:

..because you haven’t seen it TODAY.

This gave me 5,000 AIDS.

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secondgradefresh:

Book vending machine at the main station.

jshdivision:

This guy is Djing at the “UQ Union Toga Party”. Can’t fucking wait.

winnr:

Holy shit, Pixar even put references in their films to characters that don’t exist yet. There’s a Mr. Incredible comic book in Finding Nemo. Carl’s walker is in WALL-E (along with characters from every other Pixar film). There are references to Up! and WALL-E in Ratatouille. Pixar fucking rules.

It’s ridiculous that I feel validated by this, but I really do.

My life.

unicornology:

grizzlybeargalore:

Ed & Chris B. host Rage picking some of their favorite songs.

Kind of bummed out I was sleeping when all of this happened.

“Maybe you can get some toast and jam and shake it around the kitchen to [Phoenix]. That’s what I would do.” (Aw, Ed. He looks like he hasn’t slept for the last 300-odd days, poor guy.)

Just gotta let y’all know that they played Justin Timberlake and right now they’re playing Aaliyah. Can I marry them? Or at least have sex with them? They can both stick in me at once, I don’t care.

Did you really expect me to answer this seriously? Because what I did when I read this was sing ‘What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more’ and then dance around in my chair.

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Crushin’ so hard on Floyd.

Arrested Development. 30 Rock. Lost. Gilmore Girls. Grand Designs. Top Model. Project Runway.

I’m a faggot, okay.

rumoko:

spoonerist:

Music you have in common includes The Flaming Lips, The Jackson 5, The Clash, Snoop Dogg and The Beatles.

I’m sure it’s fake - but nonetheless: Me vs. Rudd on Music - LOW.

Music you have in common includes: The Dandy Warhols, Tom Waits, Fleetwood Mac, Radiohead and The Beatles.

Yeah, it’s totally fake, but still, I like to pretend that I can connect with our PM on a deep, musical level. Well, that I can soon connect with him on a deep musical level. I mean, come on. Snoop Dogg.

I love you so much that I want to have your babies. First baby’s name will be Gertrude and the second baby’s name will be Babs.

Music you have in common includes The Flaming Lips, The Jackson 5, The Clash, Snoop Dogg and The Beatles.

I don’t normally post pictures of hot models, because seriously, how hard is it to do that, but guys, you don’t know what this picture did to me.

nhac:

ccakecollected:rchel:smutandeggs:yaldabaoth:

Ok, who did this?

hahahaha at first i @_@ but then i HAHAHA

rackattack:

rentedsurroundings:(via maver)

I’m gonna lob. His. Dick. Off. Like a chicken head.

definatalie:

The Classification Board is banning content that includes women with small breasts because they might be read as being under age.

CONTINUING THE TREND OF WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON IN AUSTRALIA?!

Australia says NO against little titties.

moustaches:

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This guy looks lonely, but at least he has his beard, his moustache and his guitar.

jshdivision:

All Fires - Swan Lake

definatalie:

Now I’m looking at funny pictures to cheer myself up. I love the internet.

Not just joy singular, but joys plural. Not just one joy, but many joys of sucking on balls.

~*love is pain*~

I sat here for an entire minute trying to figure if this was an actual girl or whether it was a guy dressed up as a girl.

whydoihaveablog:

Be warned, the picture are incredibly graphic and upsetting. There is a lot of blood. So much blood, so bright red, that it doesn’t look real.

Believe me when I say this tugs on my heart strings. Ok? I gasped and grimaced and felt sick to my stomach. I want you to know that before I write what I’m going to write:

Anderson Cooper putting himself in the heart of danger to heroically save some child’s life is the hottest fucking thing I’ve ever heard of.

jshdivision:

areminder:

Anderson Cooper: Superhero

via vanmega

Ok, when I grow up I want to be Anderson Cooper meets Ira Glass. Done.

This picture made me pregnant. Oh Anderson!

planettampon:

They may look like turds (or shit-covered cocks?) but jesus I wanna taste them.

Do you know how many Curly Wurlies I’ve consumed in my life? Do you know how many Curly Wurly Squirlies I’m going to consume? Oh my gosh.

fo’ sho, holla at me.

My life.

nhac:

“ The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ” — Bertrand Russell

The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it.

For realsies? I’ve only ever had a couple of bow ties, which I promptly lost. I now have only one. You need to be exposed to more bow ties.

I’m an outside, far, far away from gay sex.

Most definitely. But formspring isn’t quite as web 2.0 as Tumblr. By that, I mean formspring doesn’t have as quite a pretty interface and it certainly doesn’t have as many internet elitists. And by that, I mean that it does have internet snobs of the self-important kind, but not like Tumblr, which has internet know-it-alls.

See? I just proved myself.

definatalie:

“Yep, that’s real sheep’s wool.”