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This guy blew it.

fucking amateur hour, phil. you’re fucking fired.

What the fuck kind of supervisor are you, Phil? They were running amok. Eating people, opening doors, being clever. Just get the fuck out, Phil.

Fuck you Phil, seriously? They should have fired you since day one, now there’s no one who can fire you because they are dead AND IT’S YOUR FAULT

YOU HAD ONE JOB, PHIL.

FUCKING PHIL

Guys, Phil did the best he could. You can’t expect him to be a perfect person all the time. He has flaws just like the rest of us. He slipped up for THE ENTIRE MOVIE. Fine. I’m sure they didn’t make a movie out of all the times Phil succeeded.

LEAVE PHIL ALONE

PHIL IS FUCKING FABULOUS

Always reblog Phil’s failures.

How does this not have more notes.

It’s been probably 6 months, but I AM SO GLAD THIS HAS COME BACK TO MY DASHBOARD. WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU PHIL? 

Yep, about due for a repost. I will never not laugh at this.

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BRB, just dying of laughter.

Quite possibly the best photo my brother and I have ever taken.

1.) Would people be swearing THIS much in real life? They’re just baked beans, folks. Let’s tone it down.

2.) Welp. That guy has an ax, so I guess he’s the king of the bunker.

3.) Is this an alien invasion movie?  No?  Okay. Just terrorists or metaphorical terrorists or Americans. Fantastic—bored again.

4.) Yeah, you should TOTALLY go out into that newly created sterile tube hallway filled with bad guys. Absolutely.

5.) You should have dumped the bodies BEFORE you were welded in. Good job, guys. Now you have to get creative.

6.) Nope! You’ll just dump them in the septic tank! OF COURSE.

7.) Mickey is a total creep and a racist. But look! He’s also a patriot and a broken man. Oh, the heavy-handed tragedy.

8.) Why would you ever spy on these dudes, lonely bunker ingenue?  That’s just ASKING for trouble.

9.) So…the senseless murder of the only dude making rational decisions?  This should end well.

10.) Oh, GROSS, Rosanna Arquette.  GROSS.

11.) (SEE ABOVE)

12.) Way to out-creep Mickey, Peter Petrelli. God.

13.) This guy just wants to spend his time finger painting quietly.  He hasn’t maligned women or minorities, and he hasn’t shaved his head and eyebrows off, so obviously he won’t survive the movie.

14.) Say “bro” ONE MORE TIME, Peter Petrelli. Seriously. 

15.) This movie is never going to end. EVER.

I am a bad person.  ;)

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED!

GPOY forever.

[by Kate Beaton, Hark! A Vagrant]

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GPOY.

Is pretty cool if you have a smartphone and don’t want to/can’t invest the money in a “fitness watch.” :) It’s a free app and it tracks mileage, speed per mile, and average miles per hour.

Also, thanks to this app, I know that because I got detoured on my adventure yesterday I extended my planned run by almost half a mile! ;) Science!

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The pricetag on this really fantastic jacket kept me from buying it outright over the weekend…but…thumbholes!  Cuffins!