Brie
americans are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. it must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
[kurt vonnegut, cat's cradle]
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This guy blew it.
fucking amateur hour, phil. you’re fucking fired.
What the fuck kind of supervisor are you, Phil? They were running amok. Eating people, opening doors, being clever. Just get the fuck out, Phil.
Fuck you Phil, seriously? They should have fired you since day one, now there’s no one who can fire you because they are dead AND IT’S YOUR FAULT
YOU HAD ONE JOB, PHIL.
FUCKING PHIL
Guys, Phil did the best he could. You can’t expect him to be a perfect person all the time. He has flaws just like the rest of us. He slipped up for THE ENTIRE MOVIE. Fine. I’m sure they didn’t make a movie out of all the times Phil succeeded.
LEAVE PHIL ALONE
PHIL IS FUCKING FABULOUS
Always reblog Phil’s failures.
How does this not have more notes.
It’s been probably 6 months, but I AM SO GLAD THIS HAS COME BACK TO MY DASHBOARD. WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU PHIL?
Yep, about due for a repost. I will never not laugh at this.
A man’s at odds to know his mind cause his mind is aught he has to know it with. He can know his heart, but he don’t want to. Rightly so. Best not to look in there.
1.) Would people be swearing THIS much in real life? They’re just baked beans, folks. Let’s tone it down.
2.) Welp. That guy has an ax, so I guess he’s the king of the bunker.
3.) Is this an alien invasion movie? No? Okay. Just terrorists or metaphorical terrorists or Americans. Fantastic—bored again.
4.) Yeah, you should TOTALLY go out into that newly created sterile tube hallway filled with bad guys. Absolutely.
5.) You should have dumped the bodies BEFORE you were welded in. Good job, guys. Now you have to get creative.
6.) Nope! You’ll just dump them in the septic tank! OF COURSE.
7.) Mickey is a total creep and a racist. But look! He’s also a patriot and a broken man. Oh, the heavy-handed tragedy.
8.) Why would you ever spy on these dudes, lonely bunker ingenue? That’s just ASKING for trouble.
9.) So…the senseless murder of the only dude making rational decisions? This should end well.
10.) Oh, GROSS, Rosanna Arquette. GROSS.
11.) (SEE ABOVE)
12.) Way to out-creep Mickey, Peter Petrelli. God.
13.) This guy just wants to spend his time finger painting quietly. He hasn’t maligned women or minorities, and he hasn’t shaved his head and eyebrows off, so obviously he won’t survive the movie.
14.) Say “bro” ONE MORE TIME, Peter Petrelli. Seriously.
15.) This movie is never going to end. EVER.
I really started running for meditative purposes. I would pick some problem to have in my head while running - not for the purpose of solving it, but for the purpose of having it bounce around in there. Like when you say you’re going to sleep on it; I say I’m going to run on it. Then at some point later on, a solution falls out.
Is pretty cool if you have a smartphone and don’t want to/can’t invest the money in a “fitness watch.” :) It’s a free app and it tracks mileage, speed per mile, and average miles per hour.
Also, thanks to this app, I know that because I got detoured on my adventure yesterday I extended my planned run by almost half a mile! ;) Science!
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THIS GAME IS GOING TO DESTROY MY MARATHON TRAINING. I ALREADY KNOW THIS.[via nanner]
Public service announcement.The pricetag on this really fantastic jacket kept me from buying it outright over the weekend…but…thumbholes! Cuffins!
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dear men everywhere: easy on that aftershave, tiger. we don't need to taste it in the air to know you're all spruced up.
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bummed to see so many chain restaurants listed in rva's "best of."
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chopin's nocturne in c-sharp minor. that is all.
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hey, james bond, in america we walk on the right-side of the sidewalk/hallway!
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uh, "dawson's creek" is on netflix watch instantly. #chumbawumbaaaaa #takeallmyfreetime
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van halen's "panama" adds an instant awesome-factor to everything.
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sorry bro, there is nothing ironic about MY wolf shirt. get outta my way, i'm running!
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@flamboer haha--yes. let's just plan to be bandits.
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hit the bricks for an early morning run. thanks for inspiring my sub-8 minute mile pace, nicki minaj!
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to those in north carolina who helped pass amendment one, you voted in favor of bigotry, hate, and fear. your intolerance is shameful.
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@ValerieCatrow they are absolutely THE WORST. :/
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@heyitsphil yeah dude! that stuff is so good! :)
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@ValerieCatrow haha--and that is one of many reasons why you're awesome. :)
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for instance, i chopped up and added a serrano pepper to my broth! except it was totally supposed to go in whole so i could remove it later.
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however, bumping into @heyitsphil (internet sensation!) and his fiancé in kroger was fun. :) i love how small our city can be. :)
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well, my first mistake was cooking a new recipe on an empty stomach at 10 PM. and really, that's a pretty big mistake. #directions #what
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blasting all the judas priest! #breakingmyheadphones
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today i promised myself i'd eat lunch away from my desk. that was an excellent decision. :)
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sometimes you just want to sit outside and enjoy a few now'n'laters.
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