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Oh my sweet god. Ahaha wow! My Indy’s just the same! ;____; Tell me, does he speak in antiquated slang sometimes? ;___; ♥

YES OH HOLY CRAP

And tell me, does your Indy sometimes make dirty jokes and doesn’t give a fuck who’s around?

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That is like, the most perfect analogy to have ever graced the internet. And oh my god do we know the same people? Because I totes know a bro called Indy, myself.

Indy is awesome. He’s an independent horror movie and erotica hobbyist and has a wit sharper than Hanzo steel. That would be a small fucking world, right there. :D

• we’re watching South Park (specifically, the episode “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson”)

KISS IT.

APOLOGIZE.

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It ain’t Bethesda without the game-breaking glitches :

Funny thing is, I got into a discussion with my friends about this as we were walking to the convenience store to get smokes & Red Bull.

Indy: Bethesda is like… a pot dealer. And yeah, he’s got good shit. That’s why you stick with him. But every once a while, he lingers around your house and pisses on your rug.

Cleaned-up version.

videogamenostalgia:

Average Playtime of Skyrim PC Players is 75 Hours

Bethesda Game Studios director Todd Howard revealed today at his keynote speech at DICE that the average playtime for people who play Skyrim on the PC is 75 hours.

Howard also revealed that his team did not focus test the game at all. You can watch his full speech here.

(via: Game Informer)

75 hours? Really?

Yeah I guess if you blast through the main quest and hardly take side-quests, but that’s lame

My dovahkiin Anthea — fuck shit is right

I couldn’t really get into Dragon Age. I just found the story…. lacking? It seemed pretty generic to me. I wanted to like it, but when I found myself preferring to watch Judge Judy over playing it…

However, I have not played Mass Effect, so I will totally give it a chance before I throw down a verdict.

deadrebel:

oooo look my vocabulary on one sheet haha

i am saying all of these right now in rapid succession

redporcelaineyes:

Fuck shit. 

son of a goddamn bitch

i quit tonight

i’m waiting for the fucking patch to come out tomorrow because god fucking dammit i’m getting hit with every glitch ever now

now I have to go back to a previous save that was three levels ago because the dragon seekers quest glitched out

This particular scene scared the shit out of me as a kid.

• [watching Jeremy play Skyrim, he makes a Dethklok joke, I tell him about sexandpolitics' post about really just wanting to hear the guards say "dildos"]
• Jeremy: That's just asking for a "then I took a dildo the the knee" joke.
• Lewis: Basically.
• Jeremy: "My cousin's off fighting dildos, and what do I get? Guard duty."
• Lewis: "Let me guess, someone stole your dildo."
• Jeremy: "I keep thinking, what if I'M the dildoborn..."
• Lewis: "What is it? .../Dildos/?"
• Jeremy: "You're an alchemist? Can you brew me a dildo?"
• Lewis: "Dildos to yourself, sneak thief."
• Jeremy: "Orcish dildos, hm? Ugly and strong, just like those who forged it."
• Lewis: "No dildogagging."

stormcloak:

Ulfric: Tell me, Galmar, why do you fight for me?

Galmar: I’d follow you into the depths of Oblivion, you know that.

Ulfric: Yes, but why do you fight? If not for me, what then?

Galmar: I’ll die before Elves dictate the fates of men. Are we not one in this?

Ulfric: I fight for the men I’ve held in my arms, dying on foreign soil. I fight for their wives and children, whose names I heard whispered in their last breaths. I fight for we few who did come home, only to find our country full of strangers wearing familiar faces. I fight for my people impoverished to pay the debts of an Empire too weak to rule them, yet brands them criminals for wanting to rule themselves! I fight so that all the fighting I’ve already done hasn’t been for nothing. I fight… because I must.

Galmar: Your words give voice to what we all feel, Ulfric. And that’s why you will be High King. But the day words are enough, will be the day when soldiers like us are no longer needed.

Ulfric: I would gladly retire from the world, were such a day to dawn.

So, I knew I was going to adore the Stormcloaks ahead of time. Then I got further into the game and found out their leader is some hybrid of Ned Stark and Stannis Baratheon, only more bad ass and actually gets shit done. Guess who my favorite character is now.

BEST POST.

Shut down the internet. This post takes it all.

amorningcupofjo:

Wow <3

This is such a beautiful conch sea shell, crocheted by Lazymuse. :)

Holy crap, want.

please don’t let me get porn again when I put in Ulfric Stormcloak

just

no

my kingdom for a high-res screenshot of ulfric stormcloak looking pimp as fuck on his throne, please and thanks.

(i might send you a dairy queen coupon or draw some bad art for you or something — that is my kingdom)