Vanessa Cornacchia

La conclusione di tutte le serie tv mi porta a tornare in questo luogo oscuro.

Jean Ralphio vs Jesus

Buon quarto di secolo anninat!

You are Ron Swanson.

You are the manliest man of all.
Now go and have yourself a turf-and-turf to celebrate.

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (via solidair)

But why, why Sandra Bullock? it’s such a perfect book, and I gotta feeling that she and Tom Hanks are the signs that it’s gonna be so all-american movie and not such a beautiful, small, extremely sensitive story like the original. 
But I hope i’m wrong. 

 Quanta verità, commentatore dell’internet sconosciuto.

If I were a month, I’d be March.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be Night.
If I were a planet, I’d be Jupiter.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Sea Horse.
If I were a direction, I’d be Left.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Nightstand Bookcase.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Water.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an Opal.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Weeping Willow.
If I were a flower, I’d be an Aquilegia. 
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Windy.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an Electric Bass.
If I were a color, I’d be Aqua Green.
If I were a fruit, I’d be an Apricot.
If I were a sound, I’d be a Laugh.
If I were an element, I’d be Fire.
If I were a food, I’d be an Apple Pie.
If I were a place, I’d be a Desert Island.
If I were a material, I’d be Wool.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like Vanilla.
If I were a scent, I’d be His Skin’s.
If I were an object, I’d bea Secret Diary.
If I were a body part, I’d be an Eye.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be Silly.
If I were a song, I’d be Shiny.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Ballet Pumps.

(stolen from anninat)

DLIN DLON comunicazione di servizio: anche mio fratello è arrivato a perdere tempo qui, fra un megatiro a canestro e un film di Spike Lee una gif di gatti pucci.

Storie di treni, finestrini sporchi, nebbia in val padana e foto sbagliate.

ikilldragonsforaliving:

xkcd

meme-meme:

Shakesbear.

I actually laughed out loud when I saw this the other night. I feel so stupid.