Sammi Onorato
Everything I do on the internet! YAY!
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FESTigue6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I just unlocked the "School Night" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/hLYIfJVD
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6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@gorey_haim good one dad
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I just became the mayor of JIA Gate A1 on @foursquare! http://t.co/HGCa7fbC
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I just ousted Adriann J. as the mayor of Waffle House on @foursquare! http://t.co/YU5CHjqY
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@gorey_haim more like mowth @owth
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GODDAMMIT I'M FARTING A LOOOTTTT RT @gorey_haim @owth The first words out of the m outh of @samanthamccoh were "die today".
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@gorey_haim cool tweet dad
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@versayce a mouse likes to come bro out in,my room through the vent. Just bro out.
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Anyone need a ride to JAX at 7am tomorrow? We have room...gotta pay though.
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Inkage http://t.co/hDA01UN5
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@LoisPennycandy this happened #fest10
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just posted a pic: http://t.co/cfK0V8SC
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@ianhatesska shit. Ours is later or else wed drive you
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@ianhatesska what time is your flight?
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@versayce high life and oj
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I brought a manmosa in a solo cup into waffle house #fest10
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@ianhatesska FESSSSSTTTT
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It’s a Monster Mash! I just unlocked the "Spooky Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/2dsyKZqy
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lol its snowing in ny get wrecked
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@sugarandsplice @metalmujer OHHHHH SHIT
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@LoisPennycandy damn right
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I just became the mayor of Punx Den on @foursquare! http://t.co/XinzKibo
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PREPPING FOR FEST ON THE PLANE http://t.co/lflhVa0n
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@LoisPennycandy I love my grandparents
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There are a lot of people in this bar at 4:00
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@LoisPennycandy I almost bought glitter pens at Duane Reade
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Following that last RT, I'm going to see Against Me! jsy'allk7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy @lifebystereo damn right it is...also I support your glitter usage7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@lifebystereo @LoisPennycandy this is what I learn in college7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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ILLUSTRIOUS PEOPLE LIKE ADAM SANDLER #goodlord
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People are always giving tours outside of my classroom oh god I should fuck with them
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@metalmujer I love taco bell for their authentic Mexican cuisine!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Babia_majora FESTFESTFESTFEST7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry or neither. RT @RT_com ‘I’m Getting Arrested’ phone app created for #OWS http://t.co/qw6lWFYU7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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OH GOD CRAMPS! BODY, WHY MUST YOU SURPRISE ME LIKE THIS BEFORE FEST?!?!?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mcflynnthm OKAY7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mcflynnthm woop woop! We're staying at Motel 6 NEXT2WAFFLEHOUSE7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mcflynnthm Where are you staying?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mcflynnthm OH MY GOD ALL THE TIMES!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mcflynnthm damn right...gonna see them at FEST WHICH IS IN THREE DAYS OH MY GOD!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Cousin party! http://t.co/i94cBNUl
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Eating katsu curry for breakfast give zero fucks
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@metalmujer woop woop!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer I'm still confused as to what the hell this even is...I think it's just some HuffPo fuckery7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer yup7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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obviously there's more to it, but I am reacting to this set of images #occupyhollywood7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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So #occupyhollywood is fucking stupid. Not to mention transphobic, slut-shaming, and all types of hate (possible TW) http://t.co/qm37BKsu7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer dammit I wish I saw you drunk!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@BryanCranston There needs to be more Hal in #BreakingBad7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer @Bstephjo omg awesome7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@pilotbacon we're too old for Four Loko #over21problems7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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MY SISTER IS DESCRIBING HOW SHE PLUCKS HER NOSE HAIRS OMG THAT'S NOT OKAY THAT SHIT SERVES A PURPOSE!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@PersephonePom teehee7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I always chuckle at the phonetic pun involved in "corn maze" #asshole7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I always chuckle at the phonetic pun involved in "corn maze" #asshole7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah @LoisPennycandy I heard someone say "'Nardo" at the Red Bank Wawa. Thought you kids should know.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer wtf who does that?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Shit RT @NYCTSubwayScoop: One of several wheels of an Uptown #6 which derailed this morning outside Bklyn Bridge http://t.co/6VDK3kOg
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This haircut makes me look like such a mom. http://t.co/Mu8RBv1E
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THE FUCK? RT @anamariecox RT @BoingBoing: MTV to launch "Occupy Wall Street" reality TV show http://t.co/TD4XOZOx7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy grrrl u know
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@devalina this is me every day
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Braces come off in two weeks. I am beyond stoked.
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@LoisPennycandy good lord. You need forever-sleep (auto corrected to forever-slutty BTW)
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YES (@ Wawa) http://t.co/ctYHICGC
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Cosigned RT @gorey_haim @owth why can't you guys be flawless Korean godesses?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@gorey_haim goddammit, dad7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I just wildly misunderstood the hashtag #Pray4Turkey7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah did you cry?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy in the fridge I think. I just forgot to take it with me.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I just became the mayor of Nala's Spielhaus on @foursquare! http://t.co/zCR1oN4N
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@loispennycandy KEEP MY TREE SAP SAFE
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Mist! Ich muss pissen!
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@tawnstah NO SIWON? THE TEARS HOW THEY FLOW. I want his sexy in my state.
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PEOPLE IN PENN ARE WEARING THEIR OWN AIRBRUSHED SUJU SHIRTS
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Parting is such sweet sorrow @lifebystereo @metalmujer
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@LoisPennycandy IT FELL OUT OF THE FREEZER
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@metalmujer alright...well miss you tonight? Btw you'd have to come in by bus to NJ on weekends
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@metalmujer alright...well miss you tonight? Btw you'd have to come in by bus to NJ on weekends
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@metalmujer with @loispennycandy...we're wondering what time you're gonna be in jerz?
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@metalmujer I've only taken it once, but I don't think it was a huge deal.
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@metalmujer Eep! Did you check bolt/mega bus?
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Singing along to Natalie Imbruglia in a sushi place #imwhite
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Also curious RT @continuants Hey @tedleo, question: RT @pilotbacon: do you think Ted Leo ever gets sick of being so perfect all the time?
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Stoked to see @lifebystereo and @metalmujer tonight omg~~~~~
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My dad and I had to stop the car and wait for a pigeon to cross. Just saying.
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I like how so many news sites just surprise you with pictures of Gaddafi's corpse...suckas need a warning or something7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I like how Fred Thompson plays a shitty person in everything.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Give it to me too! RT @pilotbacon Does anyone have Ryan Murphy's number? I want to call him. And tell him to shut up.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Babia_majora omg jealous7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Gandalfi #howcleverami
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"so I saw Earth Crisis the other night..." Overheard
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@LoisPennycandy yes...I was making a pun
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@LoisPennycandy let's make some cupcakes, superstar.
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@tawnstah ngl this Craig Finn would make a great cool uncle. He'll yell at fools on the phone for you
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@tawnstah see my tweet to mandys haha
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@continuants Bahahahaha its just q dude also named Craig Finn. He was apparently having watch repairs done and said his name on the phone
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@mcflynnthm yeah. Craig Finn comes to the bowels of Queens sometimes
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@metalmujer yay!
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Guy named Craig Finn on the party shuttle.
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I best become mayor soon. I want to seem like I have control over my commute. http://t.co/C62tb1od
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I'm at Miyabi Sushi (121 W 3rd St, New York) http://t.co/lZKsf5nw
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ugh whyyyy is that "wear purple for #LGBT youth" shite still going on? It does nothing except make "allies" feel better about themselves7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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free wine and cheese platter #fuckyeah7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at NYU Social & Cultural Analysis Department (20 Cooper Square, 4th Floor, New York) http://t.co/A8u65MIz
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I'm at MTA A Train to Manhattan (Moving Target, New York) http://t.co/FCi2dv0O
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I'm at MTA Subway - Rockaway Blvd (A) (Rockaway Blvd, Liberty Ave, Ozone Park) http://t.co/Otgi1Y9r
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Ahhh I don't do well with stress...nobody does though
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Taking the party bus this time (@ MTA Bus Q21 / Q22 / Q35 / Q53 / QM16 at Beach 116th Street (Rockaway Park)) http://t.co/6ka9Aaic
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new goal: to not feel like a failure7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah GET IT GURL7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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YES @iAmRowsdower is following me. He sensed my beer.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Q53 Bus Stop (Rockaway Blvd. & Liberty Ave., Ozone Park) http://t.co/bJDramHA
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I'm at NYU Gallatin School of Individualized Study (1 Washington Pl, Broadway, New York) http://t.co/fzFrh480
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I'm at NYU Student Health Center (726 Broadway, btw E 4th St & Astor Pl, New York) w/ 4 others http://t.co/45nmhWiu
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@versayce yes
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I'm at Mc Donalds http://t.co/hjav8EBA
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Someone needs to tell the MTA that a great deal of people actually live in southern Queens
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Yup gonna be at least 20 minutes late to class for no good fucking reason
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I'm at MTA Subway - Rockaway Blvd (A) (Rockaway Blvd, Liberty Ave, Ozone Park) http://t.co/VpO4qbz4
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@metalmujer ew* I hope you get to leave soon :P
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@metalmujer we
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Seriously. THREE SHUTTLE TRAINS AND NO A? I can't. I'm done.
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This happens all the time and is not fucking okay.
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The mta should really start caring about Rockaway. I'm going to stab somebody. They just skipped a fucking train in the schedules
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I'm at MTA Subway - Broad Channel Station (A/S) (W Rd., at Noel Rd., Broad Channel) http://t.co/B7YCg7Op
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This is especially apt if you live at the end of the A RT @pilotbacon "I think you should be late today." - every subway line, every day.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@heytristan gettin' rude in new brunz7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@heytristan dear christ7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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ugh I definitely have a cavity in a back tooh LIKE I NEED ANY MORE FUCKING BULLSHIT OPERATIONS/SURGERIES/PROCEDURES WITH MY MOUTH7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm seriously muffin-toppin' in these jeans #nofucksgiven7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy Nah just awkward. I just get super nervous when talking to new people/asking them for information
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God interviewing for ethnographies with terrible anxiety...wallowing in coffee nearby (@ La Abundancia) http://t.co/89MgbEeg
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I'm at MTA Subway - 74th St-Roosevelt Ave/Jackson Heights (E/F/M/R/7) http://t.co/pAh0atsq
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@mcflynnthm I so did.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@gorey_haim I want the human race to somehow trip on an area rug and die #breakingbad7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I want a Scottish Terrier and I want to name her Dorothy Barker...this will happen when I graduate/have a ~*real*~ job.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@versayce no clue7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@versayce grrrl shouldn't have covered "Immigrant Song" (really not sure how I feel about that cover) #shedeservesgleedom7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Question: Should I care about The Walking Dead? I can't bring myself to do so/it just seems absurd. I'm also loyal to #breakingbad (on amc)7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Sammi Jawsome's Rockin Pad (Rockaway Park, NY) http://t.co/92hFh24A
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Played with puppies at fort tilden!
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I'm at Fort Tilden Park http://t.co/RGwlD349
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Getting coffee #occupymydadsapartment7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah OKAY. it'll be on a Monday in like December or January tho7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah Also you like black wine now?! Finally!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah fuck them, next time I have to go to my oral surgeon in PA you can tag along and we'll go to cracker barrel (@Babia_majora )7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Rockaway Seafood Company (Beach 129th Street, Belle Harbor) http://t.co/LHASMLm5
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Woke up 30 minutes ago...good going, Sam.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at MTA Subway - Broad Channel Station (A/S) (W Rd., at Noel Rd., Broad Channel) http://t.co/dOAar2ew
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I'm at Alligator Lounge (600 Metropolitan Ave, at Lorimer, Brooklyn) w/ 10 others http://t.co/GQjAinLk
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I'm at Abrod3DS (254 Broome St) http://t.co/tfHc4UP3
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@metalmujer ...well that's fucked! (@ncaa )7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@lifebystereo u no
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I'm at NYU 19 West 4th Street (19 W 4th St, Mercer St, New York) http://t.co/wd2DCero
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I'm at Dunkin' Donuts (72 W 3rd St, btw Thompson St & La Guardia Pl, New York) http://t.co/QvhpnqCX
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Rockin out to the distillers on my commute #fuckyeah
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I'm at MTA A Train to Manhattan (Moving Target, New York) http://t.co/IpmxwIbs
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I'm at Bus Stop (Q11, Q21, Q53) http://t.co/PZjOLr8O
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@cal50 Apparently people were holding a fucking vigil outside of the midtown apple store. I want to punch everyone.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah what the hell is this crap?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I really wanna go to Double Down tonight. Let's go.
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@devalina best of luck
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@continuants in philly? I might be actually
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I'm at Starbucks (665 Broadway, at Bond St, New York) http://t.co/BCkTg7Df
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@PotatoesOGrady Why is this tweet really funny to me. #iwasdrunkwhilewatchingthisgame7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@s_plum ugh people are so serious7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@nogfnocar and in HS Spanish...my first memory of "Nacho" is you wearing a From Autumn to Ashes shirt and called me weird but in a nice way7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Whatsapp is trending in Germany.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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My professor just said 'weapon stuck in his pants' re: strip searchng and i'm the only one who laughed7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@continuants @themeasuresa I can buy it for you!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at MTA A Train to Manhattan (Moving Target, New York) http://t.co/8NEGtbYL
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@metalmujer "gettin drrrrty" #puns
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I'm at MTA Subway - Broad Channel Station (A/S) (W Rd., at Noel Rd., Broad Channel) http://t.co/Jbr1tAjg
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@metalmujer Your trip to NYC is still a go, right? We can have all the #tequilatimes7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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"regular service with delays" down in Rockaway means LOL YOU'RE WAITING 30 MORE MINUTES7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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A sign that I should skip class. RT @NYCTSubwayScoop Manh.-bound #A and Rockaway #S Shuttle resume reg. service w delays7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@continuants Also I just titled my paper on judicial policymaking "Too Legit to Quit" and thinking about filling it with MC Hammer puns7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@continuants "You're Not the Boss of Me Now: Cultural Subversion and Academic Inequities in Malcolm in the Middle"?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Except replace that last RT with "dude" for my current situation. Also, I'm usually depressed because I never do anything about it womp.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer OH MY GOD! *hugs*7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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WHY MUST LIFE BE SO CRUEL?!?!?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Why can't my classes just assign "watching Malcolm in the Middle" instead of "writing an essay"7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm somewhat ashamed of that paper because it's so shitty, but whatever.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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AWESOME RT @NYCTSubwayScoop #ServAdv: Manhattan-bound #A and Rockaway #S Shuttle delayed thru Broad Channel due to signal trouble7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Almost done writing a really shitty paper yay! Thank god it's only the rough draft due...and I have another one due in 9 hours :/7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Reading peoples' tweets > essay-age7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@pilotbacon OH MY GOD RYAN MURPHY CREATED POPULAR?!??! He really should have stopped after that...Glee is unforgivable.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at MTA Subway - Broad Channel Station (A/S) (W Rd., at Noel Rd., Broad Channel) http://t.co/fZcranHR
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just ruby soho'd this bar (mit @LoisPennycandy )7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Murphy & Gonzalez (21 Waverly Pl, at Greene St, New York) w/ 8 others http://t.co/TwD233UC
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I'm at Papaya Dog (335 6th avenue, at W4th, New York) http://t.co/rlehbvk0
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I'm at West 4 St Train Station (317 Avenue of the Americas, New York) http://t.co/k72JBRUt
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Listening to "This Bitter Earth" on repeat I give zero fucks this song rules. http://t.co/FX1VpNlr7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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There is a vibrator called The Velveteen Rabbit #whygod7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at MTA A Train to Manhattan (Moving Target, New York) http://t.co/NvXELjtV
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I'm at MTA Subway - Broad Channel Station (A/S) (W Rd., at Noel Rd., Broad Channel) http://t.co/DYr6OmSr
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I HAVE ALL THE THINGS TO DO TODAY7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Q53 Bus Stop - Howard Beach (157th Ave & Crossbay Boulevard, Howard Beach) http://t.co/TPjqX3G3
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I'm at Starbucks (157-41 Cross Bay Blvd, btw 157th Ave & 158th Ave, Howard Beach) http://t.co/SmcNN0Hj
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I'm at Q53 Bus Stop (Rockaway Blvd. & Liberty Ave., Ozone Park) http://t.co/pBRgCjlX
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I love you, baby (margarita, tequila shot, and chicken tacos) http://t.co/LtkID39z
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I'm at Murphy & Gonzalez (21 Waverly Pl, at Greene St, New York) http://t.co/szIvkwlP
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It's a tequila kind of evening.
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I'm at NYU 19 West 4th Street (19 W 4th St, Mercer St, New York) http://t.co/cNK0ZXRH
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I'm at MTA A Train to Manhattan (Moving Target, New York) http://t.co/dfkcmpfJ
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I'm at MTA Subway - Broad Channel Station (A/S) (W Rd., at Noel Rd., Broad Channel) http://t.co/2osQdAwh
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I'm at shuttle train (beach116, b116 to broad channel, rockaway park) http://t.co/LB0M4lu4
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I'm at NYU Social & Cultural Analysis Department (20 Cooper Square, 4th Floor, New York) http://t.co/LZEW3Kw3
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I'm at MTA A Train to Manhattan (Moving Target, New York) http://t.co/N3eJHkZ8
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I'm at Broad Channel........ A & S Trains (601-619 W Rd, queens) http://t.co/HleYQ1pN
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I'm at shuttle train (beach116, b116 to broad channel, rockaway park) http://t.co/vgwh9vnV
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More importantly, HOW WAS YOUR TACO TUESDAY?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Gulf Express/Subway (115-05 Beach Channel Dr, Beach 116 St, Rockaway Park) http://t.co/N7t6DZBG
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I'm at MTA - Q33 Bus (moving target!, New York) http://t.co/A050BcVQ
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I'm at MTA Subway - 74th St-Roosevelt Ave/Jackson Heights (E/F/M/R/7) http://t.co/sWXvnMzg
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@metalmujer grammarsux7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@sugarandsplice oh god I don't ever want to7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at NYU Social & Cultural Analysis Department (20 Cooper Square, 4th Floor, New York) http://t.co/NXoxUnqw
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Bahaha I love the people who make shit up on Foursquare (@ Nj Transit dumbass train) http://t.co/LEEY2nX2
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This will still probably take less time than the Rockaway commute. (@ Red Bank Train Station) http://t.co/bYO8WCFD
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Also, twitter is suggesting I follow Mitt Romney and A Wilhelm Scream lolno7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Keep getting zero points for checking into new places on Foursquare. Life, why are you so cruel?!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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*impression* you have a compelling point! RT @tawnstah as long as i am aware of zach blaesi every day i spend on the internet is like xmas7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah you better have let that scrobble #cantmakefunofmeforsohoingthestatueofliberty7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Nala's Spielhaus http://t.co/8maegpqb
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I'm at Sally's http://t.co/Zt6ohaxx
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It smells like someone shat the bed #noonedid7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at GO! GO! Curry! (273 W 38th St, 8th Ave and 7th, New York) http://t.co/heRHZT7t
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I'm at Hon Cafe & Bakery (70 Mott St, btw Canal St & Bayard St, New York) http://t.co/F4rFktBw
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I'm at Vegetarian Dim Sum House (24 Pell St, btwn Bowery & Mott, New York) http://t.co/2tu2iNeB
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I'm at NYU Social & Cultural Analysis Department (20 Cooper Square, 4th Floor, New York) http://t.co/EpwMufJz
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I just ousted @alexandrahart as the mayor of NYU Social & Cultural Analysis Department on @foursquare! http://t.co/Zmb0hHPn
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Just missed the last party shuttle to get me to school on time (@ shuttle train) http://t.co/EG4BcLPC
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People seriously want Christie to run for President? brb going back to Berlin forever8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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All the clothes I could wear 6 months ago are now absurdly tight or don't fit....brb tit-rippin' all my shirts.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Sammi Jawsome's Rockin Pad (Rockaway Park, NY) http://t.co/ehnFYR7o
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I'm at shuttle train (beach116, b116 to broad channel, rockaway park) http://t.co/C99xcMuT
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@LoisPennycandy where the hell us all this Christie praise coming from?
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I'm at Kimmel Center for University Life (60 Washington Sq S, btw La Guardia & Thompson, New York) w/ 6 others
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@pilotbacon brilliant
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@sugarandsplice @LoisPennycandy basically
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Oh. My. God RT @bitchinkitchen Booze-filled bacon brownies? TGI #tuesdayboozeday! http://ht.ly/6Gdqt
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Perfection (Coney Island Pilsner and marble brownie) http://t.co/iFhMbKvS
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Getting some reading done...come by. (@ Grey Dog Cafe w/ 4 others) http://t.co/sISNOEJ4
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I just unlocked the "Foodie" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/XUMG7GtE
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I'm at CVS Pharmacy (20 University Place, at E. 9th St., New York) http://t.co/NYVw9WZF
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I'm at Monmouth Mall (180 Rt 35 S, Eatontown) w/ 2 others http://t.co/nBIXg8Xb
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@LoisPennycandy grrrl let's get our toes done up with our fingernails matchin'
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@gorey_haim @LoisPennycandy yeah D4 sucks
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@metalmujer you're a total BAMF :D
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Nala isn't afraid of the window sill anymore. My puppy is growing up.
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Lolwut someone held up the auto zone on 35
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I'm at IHOP - Open 25 Hours! w/ @continuants http://t.co/uo4pbllp
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I'm at Blsck Hole Of 195 w/ @continuants http://t.co/eVPYijPr
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@continuants so rite
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8 dollars for a beer fuckoutaheeeyyyaaa
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Yeayuhhh RT @gorey_haim I need to go to a Too Many Daves show to cruise for dudes.
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I'm at Festival Pier at Penn's Landing w/ @continuants http://t.co/AwweWU2b
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Waiting for the bus (@ Megabus to/from Philadelphia w/ 3 others) http://t.co/e2NxEs8f
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I'm at Fedex Kinkos (16 Court Street, btw Montague and Ramsen Street, Brooklyn) http://t.co/atoZq0N7
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Workin~~~ (@ St. Francis College w/ 3 others) http://t.co/37pocnTy
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I'm at shuttle train (beach116, b116 to broad channel, rockaway park) http://t.co/LQy7UOSR
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@tawnstah tsk tsk boo #whatareyoudoing8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Refresher: Here's what my babygirl Nala looks like! http://t.co/2Mzm3y8d8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I GET TO SEE MY BABYGIRL NALA TOMORROW!!!! I miss you, puppy!8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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schöne Träume, y'all!8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@bkmacaulay I REALLY need to get a better twitter app... I did not see this until now :(8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Party Shuttle (@ shuttle train) http://t.co/cdO7XzAd
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I'm at Abrod3DS (254 Broome St) http://t.co/uvyvhwLN
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8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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All of my clothes/both shoes are soaked through and I just got my period #fucktoday8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Lenny's (418 6th Ave., 9th St., New York) w/ 2 others http://t.co/UV6c9Vad
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Waiting for this goddamn rain to die down. (@ NYU Law - Vanderbilt Hall) http://t.co/atJleFfF
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Workin..writing about vibes (@ Bobst Library (NYU) w/ 5 others) http://t.co/CeO0QkMF
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This weather wtf.
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I'm at Waverly Building (24 Waverly Pl, at Greene St, New York) http://t.co/hNQ8peXT
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My party train. (@ MTA A Train to Manhattan) http://t.co/kMYN3ZMj
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@PotatoesOGrady I had to re-read Hamlet freshmen year and yeah p much8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Sammi Jawsome's Rockin Pad (Rockaway Park, NY) http://t.co/onCAE7kE
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FUCK YOU, PARTY SHUTTLE.
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@continuants it was actually fine when we got there. Weird.
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Bjunx (@ Broadway Junction - A/C/J/L) http://t.co/Zjivys0v
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I just unlocked the "Bender" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/0uZMjEAB
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(natty boh is my "flat Stanley" (@ Angelica Kitchen) http://t.co/BpZGB6oQ
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They're byob (@ Angelica Kitchen) http://t.co/q72Hw1P7
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I'm at New York Penn Station (1 Penn Plaza, btwn 31st & 33rd St., New York) w/ 32 others http://t.co/zYU49kEf
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@mcflynnthm haha apparently. I feel so hip and trendy
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Bracing for Penn Station fuckery. (@ NJ Transit Montclair State) http://t.co/VaoeNbrZ
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Testing out this picplz ish http://t.co/fenrV94J
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So noble. http://t.co/t7zjnksU
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So noble. http://t.co/t7zjnksU
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Mah gurlz (@ Red Hawk Diner) http://t.co/81RapOVj
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I'm at Taco Bell (1400 Willowbrook Mall, Wayne) http://t.co/K22UATMP
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I'm at Willowbrook Mall (1400 Willowbrook Mall, Wayne) w/ 4 others http://t.co/0moeZAxs
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I'm at New York Penn Station (1 Penn Plaza, btwn 31st & 33rd St., New York) w/ 52 others http://t.co/NGz9bZ2G
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I just unlocked the "Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/cusSk3YJ
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@LoisPennycandy WHY DO I NOT GET NOTIFIED OF THESE THINGS?!? ALSO NO IT WASN'T!8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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German Beliebers talking about Hausaufgaben is hilarious to me.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer This is what I pictured. http://t.co/1VKY9gEc8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I like it here. (@ NYU Social & Cultural Analysis Department) http://t.co/R77I9EsB
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I just unlocked the "Super User" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/iU1PUl08
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I'm at Dunkin' Donuts (72 W 3rd St, btw Thompson St & La Guardia Pl, New York) http://t.co/cUtTlowQ
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I just unlocked the "Explorer" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/20W79Htx
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Back2school (@ NJ Transit Montclair State) http://t.co/ZFrQPouW
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I'm at Penn Station Track 2 (1-2 Penn Plaza, btwn 31st & 33rd St, New York) http://t.co/DS53n31b
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I just unlocked the "Crunked" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/uBJS9kZj
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With Tom and soon to be Leah!!! (@ S'Mac) http://t.co/fxwYk2WX
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I just unlocked the "Overshare" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/9bi2wGh3
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@metalmujer the things I sit thru for free booze.
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@metalmujer the things I
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"I'm so smart and great." Every audience member who asks questions at an academic event.
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Seeing pics of Berlin has me all sentimental and whatnot
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http://t.co/ReumcnCl LOLWUT tea inspired by "The Help." I hate the world.
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Wow the NYU Deutsches Haus is p nice.
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I'm at Deutsches Haus (42 Washington Mews, at 6th Ave, New York) http://t.co/UGeZBhjI
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"I don't like volunteering." - overheard from a random NYU student. Yes, we all like money, but you sound like a total asshole.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Oren's Daily Roast (31 Waverly Pl, btwn University & Greene St., New York) http://t.co/5qpFmuPp
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@HunxandhisPunx I second @mcflynnthm8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Subway Sandwiches (550 Laguardia Pl., West 3rd St., New York) http://t.co/MW696i9x
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MTA: I hate you and your ass face.
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If I'm not the party shuttle mayor heads will roll. (@ shuttle train) http://t.co/p02ixhER
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Yes, Boehner, taxing the rich a little more is oh so obviously "class warfare." Fucking over the poor for years is totally not tho. #sigh8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Babia_majora ALL OF IT!8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Sammi Jawsome's Rockin Pad (Rockaway Park, NY) http://t.co/vj1TNZXN
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I just unlocked the "Local" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/p2s4V55Y
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With chris (@ The Library) http://t.co/wCmHojqe
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I'm an asshole. (@ Starbucks w/ 4 others) http://t.co/vCs1t938
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A running local making me miss a $25 study = HEADS WILL ROLL
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I'm at Market Place in Kimmel Center (60 Washington Square South, New York) w/ 3 others http://t.co/KoWXDp7D
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@mcflynnthm yuss
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@tawnstah as soon as I have money not going to fest
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I'm at Bobst Library (NYU) (70 Washington Sq South, at La Guardia Pl, New York) w/ 11 others http://t.co/XOjjWON9
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End of the party shuttle (@ Broad Channel........ A & S Trains) http://t.co/HEBjsxfE
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PARTY SHUTTLE (@ shuttle train) http://t.co/SYAO8Ehz
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@versayce I'm still mad...what a condescending jackass. Whatever, KOTH is calming me down. Sorry I don't "argue" like a philosophy major.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@pilotbacon you get used to it (i've done it for about a year)8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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lol at people who invalidate arguments because you're too "emotional"...sometimes issues effect people personally #ithappens8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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YESYESYES RT @thefestfl We're got Fest pint glasses this year! http://t.co/B4pxpddi http://t.co/WzM8VqfD8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy Modern Familiy has its fuckeries (aka it's a TV show), but it's exponentially better than Glee8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@gorey_haim @heytristan WHY DID I JUST SEE THIS TWEET NOW?!?!?! Please have gay sex if @governorperry gets elected.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@gorey_haim Josh Groban raised YOU up amirite #joshgrobandickjokes8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@versayce yup i want to punch things8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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so rite trupunx RT @lifebystereo upstairs downstairs? is it the emmys or the ergies8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@s_plum Verizon bb
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I'm at Sammi Jawsome's Rockin Pad (Rockaway Park, NY) http://t.co/HHayZ7uX
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I just became the mayor of Sammi Jawsome's Rockin Pad on @foursquare! http://t.co/jJJt7HPa
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@wakaflockarob sweet...noted!8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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"Cherry is strictly an after wrestling gatorade, but lemon lime is good any time."8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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"cheery is strictly an after wrestling gatorade, but lemon-lime is good any time"8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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(3 of 3) ...asking somebody out on a date via text. Accidentally sent it to my dad...hear shouts of "I DON'T THINK THAT WAS FOR ME, SAM!"8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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(2 of 3) ...forgot to put it away/he saw it. awkward conversation of "yep"s ensued. 2. I'm getting used to my smartphone, and I was...8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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(1 of 3) In awkward dad/daughter news: 1. Dad was away this week, so I was occupying his apt. and my new vibe came in the mail...8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@wrbrand USA! USA! USA!8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@wakaflockarob is there a swype type app for the Thunderbolt? I searched in the marketplace for it and I just got shitty ones.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy btw I totally made my default ringtone the KOTH theme8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer @LoisPennycandy *takes victory sip of beer*8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@wakaflockarob hahaha that's great to know. as in, you put videos on your memory card or there is an app you use?8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah sure is zach blaesi in here8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy these are my ~gems~8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy I LIKE THE CUP HOLDER!8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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ALWAYS EATING NEVER FULL8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@wakaflockarob Thunderbolt HTC8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I just sent all those tweets from my Droid while being next to my computer lolwut #firstworldproblems8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@sugarandsplice @metalmujer haha so did @LoisPennycandy and I. Central jersey really does exist, world!
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@mcflynnthm It's a beautiful place.
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@metalmujer ja. I meant upstate NY my bad
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@mcflynnthm thunderbolt HTC
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Hey y'all I sold out and now own a smartphone. This is so overwhelming!
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@metalmujer that poser's from upstate! #jerseyculture
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@aimerlaterre *samantha likes this* (@LoisPennycandy )8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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ich bin sehr stoked fur S'mac
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Thinking the same thing...RT @PostmodSexgeek WTF is a MIssoni and why is it at Target?8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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so many fucking freshmen in this class i wanna cry
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@metalmujer sweet danke
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@metalmujer btw I don't have your ghat info8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer yeayuhhh8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer I'll buy you tequila shots when you come visit!8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Babia_majora and skinny charlie unf8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@versayce hahah it's actually a Dorothy Parker quote #namingmydogdorothybarker8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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People who love fall weather obvs haven't had the experience of commuting for over 2 hours of the day/being far from home most of the day.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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His biggest fucking platform is protecting Israel and p much hating Muslims.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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New York, why did you elect a fuckhead to replace Weiner? #theresapuninthere #bobturner8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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my professor (ray smuckles) keeps doing "gun fingers"8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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i love when people don't realize the shuttle is only 4 cars long and panic/run like hell
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oh god i fucking hate the university environment #firstworldproblems
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mein bauch tut weh!!!
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also sitting through special guest lectures for free food FTW
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oh god my stomach is being mean
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@continuants Yes8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Just remembered @ohyourunninnow8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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An internship appication's "incentive" is that if you apply by "x" date, you get a copy of ATLAS SHRUGGED. I'm crying from laughter.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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people take these grad school paid studies wayyyyy too seriously.
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@iamtdj YUP8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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also fun fact everyone should know: can from chinatown-rockaway costs $72 total
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shameful confession: as much as i hate lady gaga (esp. 4 her transphobia) 'edge of glory' is a great fucking song
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in a cab slightly drunk....work in 8 hours party hard
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@tawnstah *whisper* SANJAYA!8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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commuting lol
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@mcflynnthm heck yes, are you?8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mcflynnthm I saw Too Many Daves at Fest and could feel the "fat dudes with beards having fun" vibe everywhere...it was beautiful8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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But the legend of the rent was way hardcore!!school of rock (2003)
Compilation of Tom Delonge singing the word “time”
subconsciously waiting for this my whole life
My grandma just has mystery shows on all day…we have similar tv habits but prefer different genres.
Arrested Development needs to start filming soon or David Cross is gonna have to start giving away $50 handjobs in a TGI Friday’s
In the end, it came down to the accused killer’s word against that of his former co-defendant.
Alrashim Chambers was charged with fatally shooting a transgender woman in Maplewood after discovering her sexual identity. His one-time accomplice, who has since taken a plea deal, pointed the finger at Chambers. But Chambers pointed it right back.
An Essex County jury made its decision today when it acquitted Chambers on all counts in the Sept. 12, 2010, slaying of 28-year-old Victoria Carmen White.
The jury found Chambers, of Newark, not guilty of murder, bias intimidation and two weapons offenses. Chambers, 25, who maintained his innocence from the beginning and took the stand in his own defense, had faced up to life in prison if convicted of murder.
Chambers was charged with shooting White three times in her cousin’s studio apartment in the early morning hours, infuriated after suspecting she had been a man, prosecutors said. White, whom Chambers had met at an Irvington nightclub earlier that evening, was a lingerie model who had sex reassignment surgery a decade earlier in Thailand and had legally changed her name from James White.
The jury in Superior Court in Newark announced its verdict at 11 a.m., after more than five hours of deliberations over two days.
“It’s a huge load off his shoulders,” Chambers’ attorney, Bukie Adetula, said after the verdict. “All he said to me was: ‘Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.’”
About two-dozen of Chambers’ relatives, including his mother and father, were in court to hear the verdict, as they had been for most of the two-week trial.
“There were a lot of hugs and kisses and tears of joy,” Adetula said.
The case was a difficult one for the Essex County Prosecutor’s Office, because the only witness was Chambers’ co-defendant, Marquise Foster, who testified at trial. Foster, who was also charged with murder, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge in exchange for his testimony against Chambers.
Foster, 26, said Chambers had been hugging and kissing White that evening, but became enraged when he suspected she was a man.
“You a dude?” Foster claimed Chambers shouted at White. Three gunshots followed seconds later, he said. The .22-caliber handgun allegedly used in the killing was never recovered. The bias intimidation count did not play a major role in the trial, though Essex County Assistant Prosecutor Eileen O’Connor, who handled the case, told the jury White’s sexual identity was the sole reason she was killed.
Chambers, who took the stand Wednesday as the only witness for the defense, denied having anything to do with the killing, and essentially painted Foster as the gunman. Chambers claimed he had stepped out of the Maplewood apartment to retrieve marijuana from his car when he heard the gunshots.
At that point, he testified, he was caught in the building vestibule, unable to re-enter because the heavy entrance door was locked. He said Foster came running out a short time later, but never told him what had happened.
Two women who were in the bathroom at the time of the killing — including White’s cousin — also testified that they heard someone yell, “You a dude?” then heard three gunshots. Because the bathroom door was closed, neither woman saw who fired the shots, or who made the statement.
On the witness stand, Chambers said he didn’t even know White had been killed — or that she [was trans]
had been a man— until nearly two months later, when a news report about the shooting described him and Foster as suspects. Both men surrendered a short time later.Several of the victim’s family members were also in the courtroom today for the verdict, including both of White’s grandmothers.
“Obviously, we and the victim’s family are very disappointed in the verdict,” said O’Connor, who spoke with White’s relatives after the verdict. “But we put forth all the evidence in the case and did the best we could under the circumstances.”
(By Alexi Friedman, The Star-Ledger)
bobby hill teaches dudes acceptance
Bobby Hill teaches body acceptance.
Anyone who won’t date me because i live with my parents is missing out.
Tee-hee!
(Courtesy of George Takei.)
Beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh cool, you’re getting job offers and I’m not? Oh, and you don’t have any debt? Fuck this world.
