Sammi Onorato
Everything I do on the internet! YAY!
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FESTigue3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I just unlocked the "School Night" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/hLYIfJVD
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3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@gorey_haim good one dad
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I just became the mayor of JIA Gate A1 on @foursquare! http://t.co/HGCa7fbC
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I just ousted Adriann J. as the mayor of Waffle House on @foursquare! http://t.co/YU5CHjqY
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@gorey_haim more like mowth @owth
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GODDAMMIT I'M FARTING A LOOOTTTT RT @gorey_haim @owth The first words out of the m outh of @samanthamccoh were "die today".
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@gorey_haim cool tweet dad
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@versayce a mouse likes to come bro out in,my room through the vent. Just bro out.
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Anyone need a ride to JAX at 7am tomorrow? We have room...gotta pay though.
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Inkage http://t.co/hDA01UN5
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@LoisPennycandy this happened #fest10
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just posted a pic: http://t.co/cfK0V8SC
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@ianhatesska shit. Ours is later or else wed drive you
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@ianhatesska what time is your flight?
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@versayce high life and oj
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I brought a manmosa in a solo cup into waffle house #fest10
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@ianhatesska FESSSSSTTTT
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It’s a Monster Mash! I just unlocked the "Spooky Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/2dsyKZqy
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lol its snowing in ny get wrecked
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@sugarandsplice @metalmujer OHHHHH SHIT
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@LoisPennycandy damn right
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I just became the mayor of Punx Den on @foursquare! http://t.co/XinzKibo
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PREPPING FOR FEST ON THE PLANE http://t.co/lflhVa0n
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@LoisPennycandy I love my grandparents
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There are a lot of people in this bar at 4:00
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@LoisPennycandy I almost bought glitter pens at Duane Reade
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Following that last RT, I'm going to see Against Me! jsy'allk3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy @lifebystereo damn right it is...also I support your glitter usage3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@lifebystereo @LoisPennycandy this is what I learn in college3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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ILLUSTRIOUS PEOPLE LIKE ADAM SANDLER #goodlord
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People are always giving tours outside of my classroom oh god I should fuck with them
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@metalmujer I love taco bell for their authentic Mexican cuisine!3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Babia_majora FESTFESTFESTFEST3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry or neither. RT @RT_com ‘I’m Getting Arrested’ phone app created for #OWS http://t.co/qw6lWFYU3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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OH GOD CRAMPS! BODY, WHY MUST YOU SURPRISE ME LIKE THIS BEFORE FEST?!?!?3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mcflynnthm OKAY4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mcflynnthm woop woop! We're staying at Motel 6 NEXT2WAFFLEHOUSE4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mcflynnthm Where are you staying?4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mcflynnthm OH MY GOD ALL THE TIMES!4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mcflynnthm damn right...gonna see them at FEST WHICH IS IN THREE DAYS OH MY GOD!4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Cousin party! http://t.co/i94cBNUl
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Eating katsu curry for breakfast give zero fucks
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@metalmujer woop woop!4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer I'm still confused as to what the hell this even is...I think it's just some HuffPo fuckery4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer yup4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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obviously there's more to it, but I am reacting to this set of images #occupyhollywood4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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So #occupyhollywood is fucking stupid. Not to mention transphobic, slut-shaming, and all types of hate (possible TW) http://t.co/qm37BKsu4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer dammit I wish I saw you drunk!4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@BryanCranston There needs to be more Hal in #BreakingBad4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer @Bstephjo omg awesome4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@pilotbacon we're too old for Four Loko #over21problems4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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MY SISTER IS DESCRIBING HOW SHE PLUCKS HER NOSE HAIRS OMG THAT'S NOT OKAY THAT SHIT SERVES A PURPOSE!4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@PersephonePom teehee4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I always chuckle at the phonetic pun involved in "corn maze" #asshole4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I always chuckle at the phonetic pun involved in "corn maze" #asshole4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah @LoisPennycandy I heard someone say "'Nardo" at the Red Bank Wawa. Thought you kids should know.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer wtf who does that?4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Shit RT @NYCTSubwayScoop: One of several wheels of an Uptown #6 which derailed this morning outside Bklyn Bridge http://t.co/6VDK3kOg
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This haircut makes me look like such a mom. http://t.co/Mu8RBv1E
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THE FUCK? RT @anamariecox RT @BoingBoing: MTV to launch "Occupy Wall Street" reality TV show http://t.co/TD4XOZOx4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy grrrl u know
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@devalina this is me every day
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Braces come off in two weeks. I am beyond stoked.
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@LoisPennycandy good lord. You need forever-sleep (auto corrected to forever-slutty BTW)
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YES (@ Wawa) http://t.co/ctYHICGC
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Cosigned RT @gorey_haim @owth why can't you guys be flawless Korean godesses?4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@gorey_haim goddammit, dad4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I just wildly misunderstood the hashtag #Pray4Turkey4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah did you cry?4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy in the fridge I think. I just forgot to take it with me.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I just became the mayor of Nala's Spielhaus on @foursquare! http://t.co/zCR1oN4N
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@loispennycandy KEEP MY TREE SAP SAFE
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Mist! Ich muss pissen!
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@tawnstah NO SIWON? THE TEARS HOW THEY FLOW. I want his sexy in my state.
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PEOPLE IN PENN ARE WEARING THEIR OWN AIRBRUSHED SUJU SHIRTS
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Parting is such sweet sorrow @lifebystereo @metalmujer
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@LoisPennycandy IT FELL OUT OF THE FREEZER
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@metalmujer alright...well miss you tonight? Btw you'd have to come in by bus to NJ on weekends
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@metalmujer alright...well miss you tonight? Btw you'd have to come in by bus to NJ on weekends
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@metalmujer with @loispennycandy...we're wondering what time you're gonna be in jerz?
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@metalmujer I've only taken it once, but I don't think it was a huge deal.
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@metalmujer Eep! Did you check bolt/mega bus?
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Singing along to Natalie Imbruglia in a sushi place #imwhite
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Also curious RT @continuants Hey @tedleo, question: RT @pilotbacon: do you think Ted Leo ever gets sick of being so perfect all the time?
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Stoked to see @lifebystereo and @metalmujer tonight omg~~~~~
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My dad and I had to stop the car and wait for a pigeon to cross. Just saying.
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I like how so many news sites just surprise you with pictures of Gaddafi's corpse...suckas need a warning or something4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I like how Fred Thompson plays a shitty person in everything.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Give it to me too! RT @pilotbacon Does anyone have Ryan Murphy's number? I want to call him. And tell him to shut up.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Babia_majora omg jealous4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Gandalfi #howcleverami
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"so I saw Earth Crisis the other night..." Overheard
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@LoisPennycandy yes...I was making a pun
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@LoisPennycandy let's make some cupcakes, superstar.
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@tawnstah ngl this Craig Finn would make a great cool uncle. He'll yell at fools on the phone for you
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@tawnstah see my tweet to mandys haha
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@continuants Bahahahaha its just q dude also named Craig Finn. He was apparently having watch repairs done and said his name on the phone
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@mcflynnthm yeah. Craig Finn comes to the bowels of Queens sometimes
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@metalmujer yay!
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Guy named Craig Finn on the party shuttle.
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I best become mayor soon. I want to seem like I have control over my commute. http://t.co/C62tb1od
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I'm at Miyabi Sushi (121 W 3rd St, New York) http://t.co/lZKsf5nw
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ugh whyyyy is that "wear purple for #LGBT youth" shite still going on? It does nothing except make "allies" feel better about themselves4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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free wine and cheese platter #fuckyeah4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at NYU Social & Cultural Analysis Department (20 Cooper Square, 4th Floor, New York) http://t.co/A8u65MIz
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I'm at MTA A Train to Manhattan (Moving Target, New York) http://t.co/FCi2dv0O
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I'm at MTA Subway - Rockaway Blvd (A) (Rockaway Blvd, Liberty Ave, Ozone Park) http://t.co/Otgi1Y9r
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Ahhh I don't do well with stress...nobody does though
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Taking the party bus this time (@ MTA Bus Q21 / Q22 / Q35 / Q53 / QM16 at Beach 116th Street (Rockaway Park)) http://t.co/6ka9Aaic
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new goal: to not feel like a failure4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah GET IT GURL4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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YES @iAmRowsdower is following me. He sensed my beer.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Q53 Bus Stop (Rockaway Blvd. & Liberty Ave., Ozone Park) http://t.co/bJDramHA
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I'm at NYU Gallatin School of Individualized Study (1 Washington Pl, Broadway, New York) http://t.co/fzFrh480
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I'm at NYU Student Health Center (726 Broadway, btw E 4th St & Astor Pl, New York) w/ 4 others http://t.co/45nmhWiu
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@versayce yes
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I'm at Mc Donalds http://t.co/hjav8EBA
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Someone needs to tell the MTA that a great deal of people actually live in southern Queens
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Yup gonna be at least 20 minutes late to class for no good fucking reason
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I'm at MTA Subway - Rockaway Blvd (A) (Rockaway Blvd, Liberty Ave, Ozone Park) http://t.co/VpO4qbz4
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@metalmujer ew* I hope you get to leave soon :P
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@metalmujer we
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Seriously. THREE SHUTTLE TRAINS AND NO A? I can't. I'm done.
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This happens all the time and is not fucking okay.
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The mta should really start caring about Rockaway. I'm going to stab somebody. They just skipped a fucking train in the schedules
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I'm at MTA Subway - Broad Channel Station (A/S) (W Rd., at Noel Rd., Broad Channel) http://t.co/B7YCg7Op
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This is especially apt if you live at the end of the A RT @pilotbacon "I think you should be late today." - every subway line, every day.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@heytristan gettin' rude in new brunz4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@heytristan dear christ4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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ugh I definitely have a cavity in a back tooh LIKE I NEED ANY MORE FUCKING BULLSHIT OPERATIONS/SURGERIES/PROCEDURES WITH MY MOUTH4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm seriously muffin-toppin' in these jeans #nofucksgiven4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy Nah just awkward. I just get super nervous when talking to new people/asking them for information
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God interviewing for ethnographies with terrible anxiety...wallowing in coffee nearby (@ La Abundancia) http://t.co/89MgbEeg
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I'm at MTA Subway - 74th St-Roosevelt Ave/Jackson Heights (E/F/M/R/7) http://t.co/pAh0atsq
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@mcflynnthm I so did.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@gorey_haim I want the human race to somehow trip on an area rug and die #breakingbad4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I want a Scottish Terrier and I want to name her Dorothy Barker...this will happen when I graduate/have a ~*real*~ job.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@versayce no clue4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@versayce grrrl shouldn't have covered "Immigrant Song" (really not sure how I feel about that cover) #shedeservesgleedom4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Question: Should I care about The Walking Dead? I can't bring myself to do so/it just seems absurd. I'm also loyal to #breakingbad (on amc)4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Sammi Jawsome's Rockin Pad (Rockaway Park, NY) http://t.co/92hFh24A
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Played with puppies at fort tilden!
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I'm at Fort Tilden Park http://t.co/RGwlD349
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Getting coffee #occupymydadsapartment4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah OKAY. it'll be on a Monday in like December or January tho4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah Also you like black wine now?! Finally!4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah fuck them, next time I have to go to my oral surgeon in PA you can tag along and we'll go to cracker barrel (@Babia_majora )4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Rockaway Seafood Company (Beach 129th Street, Belle Harbor) http://t.co/LHASMLm5
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Woke up 30 minutes ago...good going, Sam.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at MTA Subway - Broad Channel Station (A/S) (W Rd., at Noel Rd., Broad Channel) http://t.co/dOAar2ew
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I'm at Alligator Lounge (600 Metropolitan Ave, at Lorimer, Brooklyn) w/ 10 others http://t.co/GQjAinLk
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I'm at Abrod3DS (254 Broome St) http://t.co/tfHc4UP3
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@metalmujer ...well that's fucked! (@ncaa )4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@lifebystereo u no
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I'm at NYU 19 West 4th Street (19 W 4th St, Mercer St, New York) http://t.co/wd2DCero
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I'm at Dunkin' Donuts (72 W 3rd St, btw Thompson St & La Guardia Pl, New York) http://t.co/QvhpnqCX
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Rockin out to the distillers on my commute #fuckyeah
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I'm at MTA A Train to Manhattan (Moving Target, New York) http://t.co/IpmxwIbs
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I'm at Bus Stop (Q11, Q21, Q53) http://t.co/PZjOLr8O
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@cal50 Apparently people were holding a fucking vigil outside of the midtown apple store. I want to punch everyone.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah what the hell is this crap?4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I really wanna go to Double Down tonight. Let's go.
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@devalina best of luck
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@continuants in philly? I might be actually
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I'm at Starbucks (665 Broadway, at Bond St, New York) http://t.co/BCkTg7Df
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@PotatoesOGrady Why is this tweet really funny to me. #iwasdrunkwhilewatchingthisgame4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@s_plum ugh people are so serious4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@nogfnocar and in HS Spanish...my first memory of "Nacho" is you wearing a From Autumn to Ashes shirt and called me weird but in a nice way4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Whatsapp is trending in Germany.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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My professor just said 'weapon stuck in his pants' re: strip searchng and i'm the only one who laughed4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@continuants @themeasuresa I can buy it for you!4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at MTA A Train to Manhattan (Moving Target, New York) http://t.co/8NEGtbYL
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@metalmujer "gettin drrrrty" #puns
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I'm at MTA Subway - Broad Channel Station (A/S) (W Rd., at Noel Rd., Broad Channel) http://t.co/Jbr1tAjg
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@metalmujer Your trip to NYC is still a go, right? We can have all the #tequilatimes4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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"regular service with delays" down in Rockaway means LOL YOU'RE WAITING 30 MORE MINUTES4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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A sign that I should skip class. RT @NYCTSubwayScoop Manh.-bound #A and Rockaway #S Shuttle resume reg. service w delays4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@continuants Also I just titled my paper on judicial policymaking "Too Legit to Quit" and thinking about filling it with MC Hammer puns4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@continuants "You're Not the Boss of Me Now: Cultural Subversion and Academic Inequities in Malcolm in the Middle"?4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Except replace that last RT with "dude" for my current situation. Also, I'm usually depressed because I never do anything about it womp.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer OH MY GOD! *hugs*4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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WHY MUST LIFE BE SO CRUEL?!?!?4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Why can't my classes just assign "watching Malcolm in the Middle" instead of "writing an essay"4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm somewhat ashamed of that paper because it's so shitty, but whatever.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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AWESOME RT @NYCTSubwayScoop #ServAdv: Manhattan-bound #A and Rockaway #S Shuttle delayed thru Broad Channel due to signal trouble4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Almost done writing a really shitty paper yay! Thank god it's only the rough draft due...and I have another one due in 9 hours :/4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Reading peoples' tweets > essay-age4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@pilotbacon OH MY GOD RYAN MURPHY CREATED POPULAR?!??! He really should have stopped after that...Glee is unforgivable.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at MTA Subway - Broad Channel Station (A/S) (W Rd., at Noel Rd., Broad Channel) http://t.co/fZcranHR
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just ruby soho'd this bar (mit @LoisPennycandy )4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Murphy & Gonzalez (21 Waverly Pl, at Greene St, New York) w/ 8 others http://t.co/TwD233UC
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I'm at Papaya Dog (335 6th avenue, at W4th, New York) http://t.co/rlehbvk0
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I'm at West 4 St Train Station (317 Avenue of the Americas, New York) http://t.co/k72JBRUt
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Listening to "This Bitter Earth" on repeat I give zero fucks this song rules. http://t.co/FX1VpNlr4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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There is a vibrator called The Velveteen Rabbit #whygod4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at MTA A Train to Manhattan (Moving Target, New York) http://t.co/NvXELjtV
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I'm at MTA Subway - Broad Channel Station (A/S) (W Rd., at Noel Rd., Broad Channel) http://t.co/DYr6OmSr
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I HAVE ALL THE THINGS TO DO TODAY4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Q53 Bus Stop - Howard Beach (157th Ave & Crossbay Boulevard, Howard Beach) http://t.co/TPjqX3G3
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I'm at Starbucks (157-41 Cross Bay Blvd, btw 157th Ave & 158th Ave, Howard Beach) http://t.co/SmcNN0Hj
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I'm at Q53 Bus Stop (Rockaway Blvd. & Liberty Ave., Ozone Park) http://t.co/pBRgCjlX
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I love you, baby (margarita, tequila shot, and chicken tacos) http://t.co/LtkID39z
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I'm at Murphy & Gonzalez (21 Waverly Pl, at Greene St, New York) http://t.co/szIvkwlP
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It's a tequila kind of evening.
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I'm at NYU 19 West 4th Street (19 W 4th St, Mercer St, New York) http://t.co/cNK0ZXRH
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I'm at MTA A Train to Manhattan (Moving Target, New York) http://t.co/dfkcmpfJ
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I'm at MTA Subway - Broad Channel Station (A/S) (W Rd., at Noel Rd., Broad Channel) http://t.co/2osQdAwh
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I'm at shuttle train (beach116, b116 to broad channel, rockaway park) http://t.co/LB0M4lu4
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I'm at NYU Social & Cultural Analysis Department (20 Cooper Square, 4th Floor, New York) http://t.co/LZEW3Kw3
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I'm at MTA A Train to Manhattan (Moving Target, New York) http://t.co/N3eJHkZ8
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I'm at Broad Channel........ A & S Trains (601-619 W Rd, queens) http://t.co/HleYQ1pN
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I'm at shuttle train (beach116, b116 to broad channel, rockaway park) http://t.co/vgwh9vnV
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More importantly, HOW WAS YOUR TACO TUESDAY?4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Gulf Express/Subway (115-05 Beach Channel Dr, Beach 116 St, Rockaway Park) http://t.co/N7t6DZBG
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I'm at MTA - Q33 Bus (moving target!, New York) http://t.co/A050BcVQ
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I'm at MTA Subway - 74th St-Roosevelt Ave/Jackson Heights (E/F/M/R/7) http://t.co/sWXvnMzg
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@metalmujer grammarsux4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@sugarandsplice oh god I don't ever want to4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at NYU Social & Cultural Analysis Department (20 Cooper Square, 4th Floor, New York) http://t.co/NXoxUnqw
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Bahaha I love the people who make shit up on Foursquare (@ Nj Transit dumbass train) http://t.co/LEEY2nX2
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This will still probably take less time than the Rockaway commute. (@ Red Bank Train Station) http://t.co/bYO8WCFD
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Also, twitter is suggesting I follow Mitt Romney and A Wilhelm Scream lolno4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Keep getting zero points for checking into new places on Foursquare. Life, why are you so cruel?!4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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*impression* you have a compelling point! RT @tawnstah as long as i am aware of zach blaesi every day i spend on the internet is like xmas4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah you better have let that scrobble #cantmakefunofmeforsohoingthestatueofliberty4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Nala's Spielhaus http://t.co/8maegpqb
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I'm at Sally's http://t.co/Zt6ohaxx
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It smells like someone shat the bed #noonedid4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at GO! GO! Curry! (273 W 38th St, 8th Ave and 7th, New York) http://t.co/heRHZT7t
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I'm at Hon Cafe & Bakery (70 Mott St, btw Canal St & Bayard St, New York) http://t.co/F4rFktBw
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I'm at Vegetarian Dim Sum House (24 Pell St, btwn Bowery & Mott, New York) http://t.co/2tu2iNeB
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I'm at NYU Social & Cultural Analysis Department (20 Cooper Square, 4th Floor, New York) http://t.co/EpwMufJz
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I just ousted @alexandrahart as the mayor of NYU Social & Cultural Analysis Department on @foursquare! http://t.co/Zmb0hHPn
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Just missed the last party shuttle to get me to school on time (@ shuttle train) http://t.co/EG4BcLPC
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People seriously want Christie to run for President? brb going back to Berlin forever4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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All the clothes I could wear 6 months ago are now absurdly tight or don't fit....brb tit-rippin' all my shirts.4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Sammi Jawsome's Rockin Pad (Rockaway Park, NY) http://t.co/ehnFYR7o
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I'm at shuttle train (beach116, b116 to broad channel, rockaway park) http://t.co/C99xcMuT
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@LoisPennycandy where the hell us all this Christie praise coming from?
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I'm at Kimmel Center for University Life (60 Washington Sq S, btw La Guardia & Thompson, New York) w/ 6 others
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@pilotbacon brilliant
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@sugarandsplice @LoisPennycandy basically
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Oh. My. God RT @bitchinkitchen Booze-filled bacon brownies? TGI #tuesdayboozeday! http://ht.ly/6Gdqt
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Perfection (Coney Island Pilsner and marble brownie) http://t.co/iFhMbKvS
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Getting some reading done...come by. (@ Grey Dog Cafe w/ 4 others) http://t.co/sISNOEJ4
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I just unlocked the "Foodie" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/XUMG7GtE
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I'm at CVS Pharmacy (20 University Place, at E. 9th St., New York) http://t.co/NYVw9WZF
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I'm at Monmouth Mall (180 Rt 35 S, Eatontown) w/ 2 others http://t.co/nBIXg8Xb
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@LoisPennycandy grrrl let's get our toes done up with our fingernails matchin'
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@gorey_haim @LoisPennycandy yeah D4 sucks
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@metalmujer you're a total BAMF :D
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Nala isn't afraid of the window sill anymore. My puppy is growing up.
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Lolwut someone held up the auto zone on 35
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I'm at IHOP - Open 25 Hours! w/ @continuants http://t.co/uo4pbllp
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I'm at Blsck Hole Of 195 w/ @continuants http://t.co/eVPYijPr
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@continuants so rite
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8 dollars for a beer fuckoutaheeeyyyaaa
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Yeayuhhh RT @gorey_haim I need to go to a Too Many Daves show to cruise for dudes.
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I'm at Festival Pier at Penn's Landing w/ @continuants http://t.co/AwweWU2b
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Waiting for the bus (@ Megabus to/from Philadelphia w/ 3 others) http://t.co/e2NxEs8f
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I'm at Fedex Kinkos (16 Court Street, btw Montague and Ramsen Street, Brooklyn) http://t.co/atoZq0N7
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Workin~~~ (@ St. Francis College w/ 3 others) http://t.co/37pocnTy
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I'm at shuttle train (beach116, b116 to broad channel, rockaway park) http://t.co/LQy7UOSR
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@tawnstah tsk tsk boo #whatareyoudoing5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Refresher: Here's what my babygirl Nala looks like! http://t.co/2Mzm3y8d5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I GET TO SEE MY BABYGIRL NALA TOMORROW!!!! I miss you, puppy!5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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schöne Träume, y'all!5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@bkmacaulay I REALLY need to get a better twitter app... I did not see this until now :(5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Party Shuttle (@ shuttle train) http://t.co/cdO7XzAd
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I'm at Abrod3DS (254 Broome St) http://t.co/uvyvhwLN
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5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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All of my clothes/both shoes are soaked through and I just got my period #fucktoday5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Lenny's (418 6th Ave., 9th St., New York) w/ 2 others http://t.co/UV6c9Vad
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Waiting for this goddamn rain to die down. (@ NYU Law - Vanderbilt Hall) http://t.co/atJleFfF
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Workin..writing about vibes (@ Bobst Library (NYU) w/ 5 others) http://t.co/CeO0QkMF
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This weather wtf.
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I'm at Waverly Building (24 Waverly Pl, at Greene St, New York) http://t.co/hNQ8peXT
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My party train. (@ MTA A Train to Manhattan) http://t.co/kMYN3ZMj
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@PotatoesOGrady I had to re-read Hamlet freshmen year and yeah p much5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Sammi Jawsome's Rockin Pad (Rockaway Park, NY) http://t.co/onCAE7kE
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FUCK YOU, PARTY SHUTTLE.
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@continuants it was actually fine when we got there. Weird.
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Bjunx (@ Broadway Junction - A/C/J/L) http://t.co/Zjivys0v
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I just unlocked the "Bender" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/0uZMjEAB
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(natty boh is my "flat Stanley" (@ Angelica Kitchen) http://t.co/BpZGB6oQ
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They're byob (@ Angelica Kitchen) http://t.co/q72Hw1P7
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I'm at New York Penn Station (1 Penn Plaza, btwn 31st & 33rd St., New York) w/ 32 others http://t.co/zYU49kEf
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@mcflynnthm haha apparently. I feel so hip and trendy
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Bracing for Penn Station fuckery. (@ NJ Transit Montclair State) http://t.co/VaoeNbrZ
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Testing out this picplz ish http://t.co/fenrV94J
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So noble. http://t.co/t7zjnksU
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So noble. http://t.co/t7zjnksU
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Mah gurlz (@ Red Hawk Diner) http://t.co/81RapOVj
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I'm at Taco Bell (1400 Willowbrook Mall, Wayne) http://t.co/K22UATMP
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I'm at Willowbrook Mall (1400 Willowbrook Mall, Wayne) w/ 4 others http://t.co/0moeZAxs
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I'm at New York Penn Station (1 Penn Plaza, btwn 31st & 33rd St., New York) w/ 52 others http://t.co/NGz9bZ2G
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I just unlocked the "Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/cusSk3YJ
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@LoisPennycandy WHY DO I NOT GET NOTIFIED OF THESE THINGS?!? ALSO NO IT WASN'T!5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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German Beliebers talking about Hausaufgaben is hilarious to me.5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer This is what I pictured. http://t.co/1VKY9gEc5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I like it here. (@ NYU Social & Cultural Analysis Department) http://t.co/R77I9EsB
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I just unlocked the "Super User" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/iU1PUl08
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I'm at Dunkin' Donuts (72 W 3rd St, btw Thompson St & La Guardia Pl, New York) http://t.co/cUtTlowQ
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I just unlocked the "Explorer" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/20W79Htx
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Back2school (@ NJ Transit Montclair State) http://t.co/ZFrQPouW
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I'm at Penn Station Track 2 (1-2 Penn Plaza, btwn 31st & 33rd St, New York) http://t.co/DS53n31b
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I just unlocked the "Crunked" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/uBJS9kZj
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With Tom and soon to be Leah!!! (@ S'Mac) http://t.co/fxwYk2WX
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I just unlocked the "Overshare" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/9bi2wGh3
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@metalmujer the things I sit thru for free booze.
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@metalmujer the things I
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"I'm so smart and great." Every audience member who asks questions at an academic event.
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Seeing pics of Berlin has me all sentimental and whatnot
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http://t.co/ReumcnCl LOLWUT tea inspired by "The Help." I hate the world.
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Wow the NYU Deutsches Haus is p nice.
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I'm at Deutsches Haus (42 Washington Mews, at 6th Ave, New York) http://t.co/UGeZBhjI
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"I don't like volunteering." - overheard from a random NYU student. Yes, we all like money, but you sound like a total asshole.5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Oren's Daily Roast (31 Waverly Pl, btwn University & Greene St., New York) http://t.co/5qpFmuPp
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@HunxandhisPunx I second @mcflynnthm5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Subway Sandwiches (550 Laguardia Pl., West 3rd St., New York) http://t.co/MW696i9x
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MTA: I hate you and your ass face.
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If I'm not the party shuttle mayor heads will roll. (@ shuttle train) http://t.co/p02ixhER
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Yes, Boehner, taxing the rich a little more is oh so obviously "class warfare." Fucking over the poor for years is totally not tho. #sigh5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Babia_majora ALL OF IT!5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm at Sammi Jawsome's Rockin Pad (Rockaway Park, NY) http://t.co/vj1TNZXN
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I just unlocked the "Local" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/p2s4V55Y
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With chris (@ The Library) http://t.co/wCmHojqe
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I'm an asshole. (@ Starbucks w/ 4 others) http://t.co/vCs1t938
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A running local making me miss a $25 study = HEADS WILL ROLL
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I'm at Market Place in Kimmel Center (60 Washington Square South, New York) w/ 3 others http://t.co/KoWXDp7D
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@mcflynnthm yuss
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@tawnstah as soon as I have money not going to fest
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I'm at Bobst Library (NYU) (70 Washington Sq South, at La Guardia Pl, New York) w/ 11 others http://t.co/XOjjWON9
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End of the party shuttle (@ Broad Channel........ A & S Trains) http://t.co/HEBjsxfE
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PARTY SHUTTLE (@ shuttle train) http://t.co/SYAO8Ehz
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@versayce I'm still mad...what a condescending jackass. Whatever, KOTH is calming me down. Sorry I don't "argue" like a philosophy major.5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@pilotbacon you get used to it (i've done it for about a year)5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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lol at people who invalidate arguments because you're too "emotional"...sometimes issues effect people personally #ithappens5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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YESYESYES RT @thefestfl We're got Fest pint glasses this year! http://t.co/B4pxpddi http://t.co/WzM8VqfD5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy Modern Familiy has its fuckeries (aka it's a TV show), but it's exponentially better than Glee5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@gorey_haim @heytristan WHY DID I JUST SEE THIS TWEET NOW?!?!?! Please have gay sex if @governorperry gets elected.5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@gorey_haim Josh Groban raised YOU up amirite #joshgrobandickjokes5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@versayce yup i want to punch things5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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so rite trupunx RT @lifebystereo upstairs downstairs? is it the emmys or the ergies5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@s_plum Verizon bb
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I'm at Sammi Jawsome's Rockin Pad (Rockaway Park, NY) http://t.co/HHayZ7uX
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I just became the mayor of Sammi Jawsome's Rockin Pad on @foursquare! http://t.co/jJJt7HPa
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@wakaflockarob sweet...noted!5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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"Cherry is strictly an after wrestling gatorade, but lemon lime is good any time."5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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"cheery is strictly an after wrestling gatorade, but lemon-lime is good any time"5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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(3 of 3) ...asking somebody out on a date via text. Accidentally sent it to my dad...hear shouts of "I DON'T THINK THAT WAS FOR ME, SAM!"5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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(2 of 3) ...forgot to put it away/he saw it. awkward conversation of "yep"s ensued. 2. I'm getting used to my smartphone, and I was...5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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(1 of 3) In awkward dad/daughter news: 1. Dad was away this week, so I was occupying his apt. and my new vibe came in the mail...5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@wrbrand USA! USA! USA!5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@wakaflockarob is there a swype type app for the Thunderbolt? I searched in the marketplace for it and I just got shitty ones.5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy btw I totally made my default ringtone the KOTH theme5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer @LoisPennycandy *takes victory sip of beer*5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@wakaflockarob hahaha that's great to know. as in, you put videos on your memory card or there is an app you use?5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@tawnstah sure is zach blaesi in here5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy these are my ~gems~5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@LoisPennycandy I LIKE THE CUP HOLDER!5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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ALWAYS EATING NEVER FULL5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@wakaflockarob Thunderbolt HTC5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I just sent all those tweets from my Droid while being next to my computer lolwut #firstworldproblems5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@sugarandsplice @metalmujer haha so did @LoisPennycandy and I. Central jersey really does exist, world!
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@mcflynnthm It's a beautiful place.
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@metalmujer ja. I meant upstate NY my bad
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@mcflynnthm thunderbolt HTC
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Hey y'all I sold out and now own a smartphone. This is so overwhelming!
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@metalmujer that poser's from upstate! #jerseyculture
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@aimerlaterre *samantha likes this* (@LoisPennycandy )5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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ich bin sehr stoked fur S'mac
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Thinking the same thing...RT @PostmodSexgeek WTF is a MIssoni and why is it at Target?5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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so many fucking freshmen in this class i wanna cry
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@metalmujer sweet danke
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@metalmujer btw I don't have your ghat info5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer yeayuhhh5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@metalmujer I'll buy you tequila shots when you come visit!5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Babia_majora and skinny charlie unf5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@versayce hahah it's actually a Dorothy Parker quote #namingmydogdorothybarker5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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People who love fall weather obvs haven't had the experience of commuting for over 2 hours of the day/being far from home most of the day.5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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His biggest fucking platform is protecting Israel and p much hating Muslims.5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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New York, why did you elect a fuckhead to replace Weiner? #theresapuninthere #bobturner5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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my professor (ray smuckles) keeps doing "gun fingers"5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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i love when people don't realize the shuttle is only 4 cars long and panic/run like hell
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oh god i fucking hate the university environment #firstworldproblems
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mein bauch tut weh!!!
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also sitting through special guest lectures for free food FTW
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oh god my stomach is being mean
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@continuants Yes5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Just remembered @ohyourunninnow5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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An internship appication's "incentive" is that if you apply by "x" date, you get a copy of ATLAS SHRUGGED. I'm crying from laughter.5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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people take these grad school paid studies wayyyyy too seriously.
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@iamtdj YUP5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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also fun fact everyone should know: can from chinatown-rockaway costs $72 total
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shameful confession: as much as i hate lady gaga (esp. 4 her transphobia) 'edge of glory' is a great fucking song
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in a cab slightly drunk....work in 8 hours party hard
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@tawnstah *whisper* SANJAYA!5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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commuting lol
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@mcflynnthm heck yes, are you?5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@mcflynnthm I saw Too Many Daves at Fest and could feel the "fat dudes with beards having fun" vibe everywhere...it was beautiful5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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happened to me. and someone punched me square in the boob.
Dear girl in detroit at omam.. you owe me one
( I WAS THE GUY THAT KEPT SAYING I WUV U DEVIN OLIVER )
shout out to a cute boy that saved me from breaking my neck during the wonder years’ set holla atcha boy
When the New York Police Department was doing some spying on Muslim students outside the city (that’s a thing it does, we learned from the Associated Press on Monday), an apartment officers used to spy on Rutgers students got a visit from the FBI on a report that it was a terrorist cell itself. This is the kind of reporting that won the AP a Polk award Monday for its series on the NYPD spying on Muslims. Not only did the department go well outside its jurisdiction to “get a better handle on what was occurring at” Muslim Student Associations, as spokesman Paul Browne told the AP, it did so in a pretty Keystone Kops manner at times:
Police also were interested in the Muslim student group at Rutgers, in New Brunswick, New Jersey. In 2009, undercover NYPD officers had a safe house in an apartment not far from campus. The operation was blown when the building superintendent stumbled upon the safe house and, thinking it was some sort of a terrorist cell, called the police emerency dispatcher.
The FBI responded and determined that monitoring Rutgers students was one of the operation’s objectives, current and former federal officials said.
This is too good.
LEG 2 TOUR DATES
Sorry for the dinky screenshot, proper ticket links are coming soon, as well as 2 or 3 more shows and a whole lot of praise for our most excellent tour mates, Joyce Manor and Treasure Fleet!
Hit Boston on the weekend between NYC and Montreal!!
PLAYING ON MY BIRTHDAY IN NY ALL MY FRIENDS SHOULD GO WE’LL HAVE A BIG PARTY I’LL WEAR A TIARA AND GET WASTED!
NYPD Officers Shoot and Kill Three Black Men in One Week
Ramarley Graham, 18, was shot and killed by a NYPD officer in the Bronx on Thursday afternoon after running into his home as undercover officers pursued him. He’s the third person the NYPD have killed in a week. According to the police spokesperson, he was unarmed.
Paul J. Browne, the New York Police Department’s chief spokesman, said there was “no evidence that he was armed” when the officer, a member of a narcotics unit, shot him once in the upper left chest, the New York Times reports.
The Graham shooting is the third time in a week that a member of the NYPD had killed a suspect. On Jan. 26, an off-duty police lieutenant shot a 22-year-old carjacking suspect in Cypress Hills, Brooklyn. And on Sunday, an off-duty detective shot a 17-year-old in Bushwick, Brooklyn, during a mugging, authorities said.
In Graham’s case, police found a small bag of marijuana in the toilet at the home he entered after the pursuit, the NY Times reports. “It’s likely the story will thicken and the NYPD will argue the cop acted in self defense, but right now it looks like the cops killed a kid trying to get rid of a little pot,” said Seth Freed Wessler, Colorlines.com’s investigation reporter.
“Despite directives from the NYPD Commissioner to stop arresting people for simple possession of marijuana, the NYPD actually conducted more marijuana arrests in 2011 than in the previous year,” Wessler said.
In New York City, marijuana arrests strike people of color the hardest. Last year the NYPD made a near-record number of low-level marijuana arrests, making 2011 the second-most prolific period for marijuana arrests in NYC history. Close to 87 percent of those arrested for marijuana were black or Latino, while only 10 percent were white.
“The daily practice of harassing black and Latino kids with stop and frisk policing and then arresting them for simple possession of pot would be bad enough even if it did not lead to shootings. In this case in the Bronx, it looks like the day-to-day drug war left this 18-year-old kid dead,” Wessler said.
It reminds me of the “bike to work” movement. That is also portrayed as white, but in my city more than half of the people on bike are not white. I was once talking to a white activist who was photographing “bike commuters” and had only pictures of white people with the occasional “black professional” I asked her why she didn’t photograph the delivery people, construction workers etc. … ie. the black and Hispanic and Asian people… and she mumbled something about trying to “improve the image of biking” then admitted that she didn’t really see them as part of the “green movement” since they “probably have no choice” –
I was so mad I wanted to quit working on the project she and I were collaborating on.
So, in the same way when people in a poor neighborhood grow food in their yards … it’s just being poor– but when white people do it they are saving the earth or something.
..this means I missed the advent of Fan Mail. I would like some fan mail please. I will return the favor.
This picture is by a woman called Hannah. She was just disowned by her family for coming out as trans and is currently living with a friend, Alex. Here’s her explaining her situation:
Hi, I’m Hannah! I’m a 20 year-old transwoman in the baby stages of transition. I’ve…
Other ways to show support for CeCe MacDonald:
I’m going to sit down right now and write this woman a letter and I’m reblogging this because I’m hoping you guys will do.
And if you’re unable to,
Please sign the petition for her release.
Literally every signature counts.
i’m just not going to read tumblr any more, forever. or something.
because this whole “ri made a new song w/chris brown she’s getting back together with him, fuck her next time he beats her” crap is really fucking pissing me off.
and in many ways, the discourse supporting ri is just as irritating—“how do you know she’s back together with him do you have pictures???” thing?? yeah. UGH.
this whole narrative that people have tried to imposed on ri since the public found out she was in an abusive situation is infuriating. whatever her choices are—she is living one very basic truth of all fucking survivors. it’s our right as human beings to define our own experience in our own ways. and it’s our right as human beings to make our own choices and trust our own instincts. and it’s our right as human beings to do all that without the fear of getting our ass kicked by our partner/families and it’s our right to do that while being accountable to *OURSELVES* first. Or: it’s our right to not take the needs of every damn body else in the world into consideration. as human beings—we have the right to *autonomy*.
this is the very basic fucking truth of all human beings. and so the point is not “FUCK HER NEXT TIME HE BEATS HER” and it’s not even “THERE’S NO PROOF SHE’S BACK WITH HIM”—
the point is—how do ***WE AS A COMMUNITY/CULTURE/SOCIETY*** MAKE SURE RI IS ALLOWED TO CLAIM HER FULL HUMAN AUTONOMY IN THE WAY SHE SEES FIT????
In other words: IT’S NOT HER JOB TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN’T BEAT HER.
It’s ***OUR*** (society, community, culture, etc) job to make sure violence is no longer an acceptable part of our culture in any way shape or form and to find ways to 1. stop violence from happening and 2. make sure there are accountability measures in place when it does.where are all the discusions on what we and our communities are going to do to end violence in all it’s forms?
what ri does is not the point. what chris does, even, is not the point.
the point is—what are WE going to do?
Bolded points for emphasis.
Also, in my work at a matrimonial/family law firm, I’ve seen many DV cases in which the survivor ends up settling the claim and getting back together with the abuser. They sent us photographic evidence of the abuse. It was real and graphic.
While I am not a survivor of abuse (keep that in mind and take my opinions as you will), but I’m speculating that since these legal battles can get REALLY messy, sometimes survivors just want it to “all go away” and it just appears easier to recant/settle than deal with the shitstorm. Many of my friends (mostly cis men) have been really quick to judge Rihanna for working with Chris Brown again (to reiterate the point above, there’s also no proof that they’re back together so everyone should just knock it off).
Regardless of what is going on (or not going on) between them is none of our business, and more accountability should also be put on the community to educate people on and eradicate violence to the best of our abilities.
The Big Bang Theory….. i saw this coming…
Avatar: The Last Airbender. WOO!
…How I met your mother…
Fuck you, Tabatha, I am not a lesbian, okay?
Ouran Host Club. It was on tv so it counts.
I am pleasantly surprised by this.))
Mythbusters.
Not bad…
Fullmetal Alchemist.
I am okay with this.
TORCHWOOD. I beat you all.
OH GOD D: my life story is apparently Glee… where I am unsure about my future, become mildly successful and sing ALL THE DAMN TIME. Ok fine it doesn’t sound too bad… actually sounds awfully prophetic…
Degrassi YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
On being mistaken for each other.
Oh my god I am dying actually dying.
Please meet and hug. We’d all be so happy.
they should hug each other with their legs in friendship
Mike Huckabee joined the fight against President Obama’s mandate saying, “we’re all Catholic now.” Really?! You know who is not all Catholic now? ALL CATHOLICS NOW. 98% of Catholic women say they’ve used birth control and the other two percent are always the ones trying to get a church to start a softball team. REALLY!?
Mr. Tuli Pirate Jowls Wooferberg is scheduled for chemical ablation and eye tumor removal tomorrow (Monday afternoon). While we’re relieved and hopeful that his pain will be lessened and managable, Tuli seems less-than-happy about the “no food after midnight” clause.
Donation update! We are about 50% to our goal of $1,400.00 to cover the cost of the surgeries. There is still time to donate (through the end of March) to help get surgeries covered. Click the link below to throw a couple of bucks into the collective dog-care fund. A huuuuuge two paws up to the over 35 people who have contributed so far!
tuli wooferberg is an american cocker spaniel with glaucoma living in nyc. he needs your help. only you can prevent cocker spaniel eye explosions!
HELP TULI!
My grandfather used to work for Schlitz (workin class hero status IMO) so he’s all stoked about beerz like Schlitz and Schaefer

