Yeeup, that kind of day

Hooray!

ex-genius:

This started out as an attempt to make a wes-anderson-ish version of Total Recall to submit to that blog that posts those things, but I think it’s funnier out of context. 

sick base drop, bro

This is a minute-long video of a kitten massaging a pug.

nedhepburn:

Nigel Van Wieck | The Q Train

Banana Yoshimoto (via loveyourchaos)

If you haven’t read Kitchen by Banana Yoshimoto you’re doing it wrong. 

(via maddogcalvin)

What Aaron said.

I was reading a story about a hundred-year-old turtle that adopted a one-year-old hippo and I became incredibly emotional.

Who gave this monkey a doll head to wear? And why?

What’s fucked up about 30 Rock’s schedule? I think they only reason it’s a mid-season replacement was because Tina Fey was pregant and needed time off

They used to fuck with 30 Rock’s schedule almost yearly.

So I found this perfect image for the point I wanted to make:

Do you think NBC fucking the airing schedules of these shows is because someone at NBC knows that the best way to pump up ratings for cult TV shows supported by internet communities is to fire up their internet communities?

huskerdont:

nervousrex:

heyveronica:

Trying to wrap my head around this.

what

what

what

I am convinced this is just a ploy to round up people and conduct mass a sterilization.

At least that’s what I hope it is.

I think everyone is ignoring:

FOLLY? FOLLY!? HOLY CRAP

dfogarty:

Texas Is The Reason - If It’s Here When We Get Back, It’s Ours

suburbantragic:

You know, memes may be the lowest form of humor, if only because of the simple formula and the repetitious nature of thousands of people pretty much making the same joke, but leave it to Hofstra students to not even comprehend the basic mechanics of how they work. 

Hate to factcheck here, but I went searching for crap Hofstra memes in some sort of organized group yesterday and found a facebook page that was actually pretty chuckle worthy.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hofstra-memes/369943823035515?sk=wall

I think Hofstra University’s culture might be simple enough and derivative and ironic enough to be pretty easily memed. I don’t know where this one came from, but everything I found was pretty alright…

yeahiwasintheshit:

rape me

So I put together this insanely manipulative list of 25 pictures of cats and dogs with soldiers in times of war and I think you should look at it.

Why am I not wasted eating pancakes right now?

ex-genius:

You’re Welcome

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