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February 15, 11:30 PM

I found this picture of Michelle Trachtenberg.  (I was a big fan of "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer")  She's so beautiful, and her face seemed to lend itself to my art.  I picked a picture out, this one:


And... after I did my magic to it, and slaved at turning it into a rug masterpiece... this happened:


Some of my older posts in my blog here go into more detail of the process, but for now, lets just say... I make a graph, assign some coloured yarn to each "pixel" and then knot the yarn into a canvas grid until there's a complete "Heirloom handmade wall hanging rug".  Hope you like my art!

Brent Wolters ~ the roseman
January 16, 11:22 AM

I Kansas City, 7 people sing Hallelujah, and a choir of angels joins in with instruments and countless voices including a new stanza never heard before.


  Hallelujah,
 hallelujah....

 Hallelujah, ringing all across the land
 Everybody's singing at the Lord's command
 All the saints and the angels up in glory wait to hear the news
 of Jesus and his children as they're coming through

 
 Hallelujah,
 hallelujah...


December 24, 10:38 PM
  
 This is the original concept picture for a "Hilary Duff" rug, it's been shrunk to show pixelation so I can choose colours and thread count for the rug.


...and here's the finished "Hilary Duff" rug on my wall.


 Here we have the finished "White Horse" rug.

 I think it turned out well, using this original image to design the rug.

Here's the "Skipper" rug made of two images of the family dog, Skipper.

 My friend, Tom, hard at work on the "Skipper" rug, while I worked on my next project.



 My current rug project, "SV Et Al" has been stored over the summer, but is now out and ready for work to continue.


 Below are a few planned rugs for future projects.  They haven't been made yet...


This image of Lindsay Lohan was picked out by her sister Ali.  It's still on the "to do..." list.


These following images are also planned rugs.  
Here we have, Amanda Bynes.


 Sarah Michelle Gellar



Homer Simpson



...a beautiful black lab.



Here's the "Charmed" rug with some lifesize standups of Alyssa and Rose (holding the original image)
 And... a younger me, showing off the "Charmed" rug at a store in the local mall.
 


The following images have fascinated me, and I've put them on the  hot list for possible future rug projects.


This colourful image is a painting of Amsterdam, Holland.  I think it would make a beautiful rug.


Michelle Trachtenberg has so many interesting images available, she may inspire another rug like this image, perhaps.  I think it would make an interesting study in form and shadow which lends itself well to rugs.


Miley Cyrus also has an interesting face, and I think the image on the (right/or below) would make a very nice rug portrait.  I have to map out the colours and see what pops up.

I picked this image for two reasons, her eyes, and the rose in her hair.   I think the texture/colours in her hair will also make an interesting rug if I can manage to interpret the colours correctly.

 Always a fan of Amanda Bynes, her bright eyes and brilliant smile would make for an interesting rug project.  Lovin' that smile!

Emily Osment.  The colours in this image might be a bit of a challenge to work with.  I might have to hunt further for an appropriate image to make a good looking portrait rug.

Yes, Miley again... but with a horse.  I've done the horse and girl combination before with Alyssa Milano and her horse.  I think it worked out rather well.  She liked it, anyway.
 This is totally a shot in the dark, but think Selena Gomez will also make for an interesting portrait rug.  Final image choice hasn't been made yet... any suggestions?
July 24, 07:08 PM

Here's some pictures of the latest rugs I've designed and got finished.

 The S.V. EtAl under full sail off Victoria, BC.  Captain B. L. Wolters
This rug is a work in progress.


Artistic rug of my dog Skipper.


The "Michelle Trachtenberg Rug" (one of my best so far...)



The "Alyssa Milano and Horse Rug"
Some people say they can't see the horse... I don't understand...?
 Can you see the horse?




The "Rose McGowan Rug" or "Charmed Rug"
Actually there are three girls in this image, Rose is in the foreground,
Holly Marie Combs is 'in blue' to the left, and
Alyssa Milano is 'in the water' between Rose and Holly.


Here's the original image I used where you can see the other girls clearer.

There's another rug in the works right now of a white horse, and plans for the next rug after that will be a colourful image based on a painting of the canals of Amsterdam, Holland.

May 27, 03:41 PM

A work of art, of compassion, of love.



The "Michelle Rug"  Inspired by an image of Michelle Trachtenberg.

This photo on the bottom here is the inspiration for the rug art.  Let me know if you like my art, or if there's an image you would like to see my attempt... here in the comments below.   Or you can email me directly at blwolters@hotmail.com (subject: rug art)
April 23, 11:00 AM

I'm always out and about, cracking jokes, engaging people (strangers) in conversation.  I look for the opportunity to make someone smile, to make someone laugh.  It brightens my own day as well.  A few people here in Ontario actually comment back, and most interestingly, the common question is, "Where are you from?"  I tell them I live in Ontario now, but I was raised on the West Coast.  They latch onto that, "Oh, the West Coast..." they exclaim, "People are much more open and friendly on the West Coast."  I wonder if that's true?  I'm just being myself and trying to engage people, flirting with the girls, challenging the people around me to think it might not be a "bad" day.   A few people don't appreciate my humor, my "odd" behavior, and they'll scowl at me or walk away.  LOL  I even got a "Tch..." from a woman yesterday.  I won't change what I do though.  Like I said, it makes my day to see someone else smile, to hear a giggle or laughter.  If that means I'm weird or "from somewhere else..." then so be it.   What have you done today?

 Serious, yet funny too.  My brand of humor, I think, is to make observations about things in ways nobody has thought of before.  Sometimes it comes across as being sarcastic or mean, or downright nasty... but that's not my intent.  As a person, as a writer, I'm trying to think of things from a fresh angle, and I'm trying to introduce that fresh angle to those around me.  The people I talk to and the people who read what I write are my audience, my students, and my teachers.  I look for reaction, thrive on it.  I can't stand being ignored.  Is that an illness?  Maybe, but it is me.  Can I make you laugh or cry, love me or hate me with my words?  Good.  That's my goal.  A lukewarm response or no response at all just sucks.  Is it that drive for recognition, for "fame",  that defines who I am?  Who am I unless I have some affect on my environment and on the people around me?  I feel good if I can brighten the mood around me and see happy people.  Maybe they should up my medication...
April 22, 11:04 AM


I'm actually a little further along on the rug now... this photo was taken yesterday and I worked on the rug some more last night.  I get to a point with these where I just want to get them done and see the end result.
The above rug is being made using a photo of Michelle Trachtenberg which I found online.
Here are a few pictures of my finished rugs:


This rug is an old picture I had on my computer of Alyssa Milano and one of her horses.  You'd have to ask her which horse it was, as I've forgotten it's name.

The rug above, the "Charmed" rug, features Rose McGowan.  It's one of the first rugs I've done to my own design.  This rug has been to Hollywood and the set of Charmed when the show was still being filmed.  I had expected Rose to keep the rug, but she returned it with a thank you note and an autographed photo.







The above image is the graph/plan for a rug currently in the process of being made by a friend of mine.  It's one of my designs and features my dog, "Skipper".  I'll show more images of this rug as progress is made.

This picture of a sailboat is the next rug I plan to make.  It's my artistic representation of the boat S.V. EtAl which I had lived aboard and sailed for a number of years on the west coast.
April 14, 02:59 PM

I was asked recently on Facebook, what my superhero outfit would look like. Here is my response:

Hmmm... I'm thinking a dark green cape, bright red tights, and a rose (red) between my teeth... My power, as usual, shall be the pen (keyboard), which we all know is mightier than the sword. You can support your local "Super Commenter Man!" by buying his books... hint.hint. ;D

He's so fast... he's even fast asleep! Able to leap to conclusions ... in a single leap. Willing to voice his opinion, no matter how unpopular he thinks it might be... He's "Super Commenter Man!" (coming soon to a webblog/Twitter/Facebook/website near you.)

Legal: opinions and views express by the "Super Commenter Man!" may not be those of the author.

Opinions:

God, for Him
Religion, pretty much against it. (figure that out!)
Abortion, against. (but, as I'm told lately, I'm a guy and my opinion doesn't count.)
Eating meat, for. (for now...)
Sex, after marriage (ya, right...)
Homosexuality, (against the act, not the person.)
Work/labor, relax until the feeling passes.

I reserve the right to add to this list as I see fit.

Comments WELCOME!!!

arbitrary picture of something cute/funny/controversial... see below.

 My personal library. (one section of it anyway...)  I read a lot more than I write.
March 29, 08:23 PM

I found this job offer by reading a Twitter entry from a friend, Diana Adams @adamsconsulting
adamsconsulting

RT @ShellyKramer: RT @chelpixie: Best. job. posting. ever. http://bit.ly/aOCqvz

The link for the ad is:  http://madebymany.co.uk/were-hiring-003476#comment-18324

I figured, what could it hurt?  Here's my "application"...



Your applicant qualifications seem pretty clear, but they also seem a bit unusual to me. You want someone who is “willing to fail”? I have a lot of experience with failure… and it doesn’t bother me at all. Live and learn, right. So, here’s your challenge. Pay me, tell me exactly what you’re looking for, and I’ll try (and probably mostly fail) to deliver what you want. Sounds like fun. :D
I’m going to blog about this now… hope you don’t mind.
Brent Wolters

Now let's see what happens next.   LOL

March 25, 10:44 AM

It was the summer of 1993, in Victoria, British Columbia on Vancouver Island where I found my first bike. A beautiful black 750 Honda Shadow in mint condition, being "given" away by a disgruntled and newly divorced woman while her ex was away on "business". She had a sign on the bike asking for $3000 or best offer. I looked at the bike while she stood nearby, then, jokingly offered her the contents of my wallet to drive it away then-and-now. I couldn't believe my ears when she said one word... "Sold." I pulled out my wallet, opened it wide so she could see the contents. One $20 bill. She laughed. I thought, "...well, so much for that idea." but then she surprised me again. She held out her hand, and I passed her the $20. She had a glint in her eye as she said, "Perfect, just one more thing." SO now I'm wondering what's up. She gets the insurance and transfer papers from inside her apartment, along with a receipt book that makes copies. She writes out a receipt for $20 and we both sign it. She clearly prints 750 Honda Shadow on the receipt stub, and closes the book. I glance at the cover and see a man's name there, and grin at her. "His book...?" I ask. She nods and walks away, leaving me the bike and the keys.
The next week, I get my Riders Permit and take a quick motorcycle riding course to get my street license. Previously, I'd only ridden dirt bikes on the farm where I grew up. I ride that bike everywhere that summer and fall. It was a great bike. Then my brother-in-law tells me a friend of his wants the bike and is offering $500 for it. "Sold." I say.
I miss my bike.

July 25, 01:11 PM

1. Twittering while I have guests over. (and quoting to them funny tweets that I see online.)

2. Watching Miley Cyrus music video's, and following the news about her.  It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion... strangely similar to watching Lindsay Lohan's career.  I worry about her.


Click on image of Lindsay to read poem.


3. Buying movies on DVD that are R rated... just to watch the R rated bits. (ie. Alyssa Milano's scenes in "Embrace of the Vampire", or Pamela Anderson's scenes in "Barb Wire")

 4. Redheads...

5.  Eating the Best Pizza EVER: Well Done, Thick Crust, With 12 toppings: Pepperoni, Bacon Crumble, Hot Sausage, Ground Beef, Feta Cheese, Double Cheese, Bbq Sauce, Mushroom, Green Olive, Green Pepper, Tomato. Ordered from http://www.ginospizza.ca ~ $30. But worth it!

6.  Drinking Coca-Cola, even though my doctor says it will kill me



7.  Wearing "track pants" everywhere... no matter what the situation or what the dress code is.

8.  Using my dog, to talk to women... (and rubbing my hands with bacon, so their dogs go nuts and lick my hands... evoking comments like, "gee... my dog really likes you, you must be a good person.  He NEVER does that with anyone else!")


9.  Reading "Heavy Metal" magazine.


10.   Sleeping in on Sunday morning, when I tell people I'm going to be in church...
March 12, 05:14 PM

Always greet everyone within reach. If someone ignores you, shout at them to announce your presence. If someone still ignores you, jump on them.
When you sleep with someone else, always get as close to them as possible.
Keep your hands clean and don't neglect other area's of your anatomy either.
When watching TV, get as close to the screen as possible.
Loudly reprimand anyone who runs, fights, or makes loud noises without your express permission (including everyone you see on TV).
If someone is bigger than you, make more noise then usual to try and intimidate them.
Always announce visitors and guests in a way that everyone within hearing distance knows there's someone new around.
Go outside as often as possible, specially if it involves being with friends.
Never, ever turn down a car ride, no matter how far or who with.
When there's food around, always try to encourage others to share... but aggressively protect anything you have from everyone else.
Staring at someone long enough will always elicit a response of "what?"
Be sure to check up on every person in the residence who isn't in visual range; if they're sitting on the toilet, stare at them until they're done.
When eating your dinner, always get as close to everyone else who's eating as possible.
If someone tells you to be quiet, groan and moan about it long enough for them to know you'll comply, but under protest.
Under no circumstance let anyone else get the last word in.
If someone reprimands you and then asks you to "come here", go to someone else and plea for sanctuary.
When someone is nice enough to give you a scratch/rub, present to them the optimum area for scratching/rubbing.
Always look sad and forlorn when people are leaving, walk them to the door.
Greet old men and babies before everyone else.
Beware of small children.
If someone is scared of you, stare them down.
Cats are always fair game.
When out for a bathroom break, always delay the big job as long as possible in order to maximize exploration time.
Always stop to smell the flowers, shrubs, grass, sidewalk, posts, fire hydrants, and dogs butts.
Make sure that everyone in the area know it's your territory.
March 11, 11:49 AM

Wish You Were Here, a story of life on the edge of reason.

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a story of life on ...
By Brent Leonard Wol...




February 22, 10:22 AM

Another talented writer in the family. This is from my niece, Misha.

emotionless monster

Yesterday at 7:24pm
She walks with no stumble in her steps while her world crumbles around her... As she walks they glare at her with envy or pity....because she shows no emotion at all. How does she control the pain? Does she even know what emotion means? She walks with no stumble in her steps only showing her apathy as she walks through chaos. She is known as the emotionless monster, nothing makes her fall... Until the day she knows what pain is.....

February 17, 06:09 PM
What I Seek!

Yesterday at 11:10pm

You put a smile upon my face,.... You light my path and protect me from the cold.....You show me love, when I have done you wrong.......You move me every time you speak or murmur a word........ Your eye cut me too my soul, and you see who I really am....... You embrace me when I need and even when i don't..... You are the one what motivates me to achieve not for anyone else, but for myself......You don't kick me when I am down ...... You show the true radiance of life and the reason to live..... You allow me to love and too be loved...... You can health me with your touch and silent presences.....You know when i need space.......You are a best friend and a lover....... I can watch the game with you......and it a silly romantic way you can turn any activity special...... You are my sun and moon........ You are crazy and laid back at the same time.....You understand why i am later...... and why I have flowers behind my back....... We move with one heart beat but do two totally different things, .....You are my balance and rock and I am your adventure and air ....... :)!


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Yesterday at 10:50pm
My soul has been kissed by the darkness i have surrounded myself in as a protective layer from the outside world, i have become cold, calculated and machine like, there is no more love left in these veins but instead they are been filedl with regret and timeless anguish earn over my lifetime, it feel that life it self was given a choice to go right or left and instead of choosing a path, it crashed into the median head first, destroying every glimmer of life i owned. The question is should i rebuild and blaze a new unforeseen path full of adventure and risk, or stay upon the beating path that is clear and safe? These events that have unfolded have changed me, and have dragged out in my mind, repeating over and over again like a broken record of the cold reality I face alone.......
February 17, 06:03 PM
What I Seek!

Yesterday at 11:10pm

You put a smile upon my face,.... You light my path and protect me from the cold.....You show me love, when I have done you wrong.......You move me every time you speak or murmur a word........ Your eye cut me too my soul, and you see who I really am....... You embrace me when I need and even when i don't..... You are the one what motivates me to achieve not for anyone else, but for myself......You don't kick me when I am down ...... You show the true radiance of life and the reason to live..... You allow me to love and too be loved...... You can health me with your touch and silent presences.....You know when i need space.......You are a best friend and a lover....... I can watch the game with you......and it a silly romantic way you can turn any activity special...... You are my sun and moon........ You are crazy and laid back at the same time.....You understand why i am later...... and why I have flowers behind my back....... We move with one heart beat but do two totally different things, .....You are my balance and rock and I am your adventure and air ....... :)!
February 17, 06:01 PM

What I Seek!
You put a smile upon my face,.... You light my path and protect me from the cold.....You show me love, when I have done you wrong.......You move me every time you speak or murmur a word........ Your eye cut me too my soul, and you see who I really am.........

February 10, 09:56 PM



I saw this wonderful art in Mexico the last time I was in P.V.! Check it out, Brent.


February 10, 06:19 PM

Here's a video from MaryMaxim about how to do Latchhooking:

February 10, 05:02 PM

An excerpt from pp. 57-59 volume 2, The Roseman's Poetry and Musings.
Adventures in Taxi’s 3

It was a cool and clear summer night as I drove the taxi I was assigned to back into town after dropping a fare off in the countryside. On the edge of town was a four way stop and then a bridge over the river. I stopped and looked around, I was first at the intersection. I rolled forward to cross the bridge, when I was suddenly cut off by a black tow truck that sped through the stop sign from my right and then swerved recklessly onto the bridge ahead of me. I sped up to follow, looking for a license plate to jot down the numbers and ease my angst at being so rudely cut off. Suddenly the tow truck slammed to a stop in front of me, so I swerved to his passenger side to avoid hitting him and to inquire what was going on. The driver of the truck opened his passenger window and glared at me as I asked if there was a problem. He then gunned his motor and cranked his steering to ram the side of my cab. I was a bit put off by this time, and didn’t want the taxi damaged further, so I hit the gas and shot ahead down the road. The next instant, the tow truck rammed me from behind. I spun the car across the railroad tracks and onto another road past a line of other taxi’s parked in front of the town’s busiest bar. The tow truck rammed me again, and continued to chase me as I swerved again and managed to raise dispatch on the radio. Dispatch told me to head for the police station, saying the police were on the phone and waiting for me to show up. I turned onto the road leading to the police station with the tow truck in hot pursuit. He rammed me again and began pushing me through the center of town, faster and faster. I stayed off the brakes and concentrated on steering straight down the deserted nighttime roads. A few blocks from the police station, a truck pulled out of a side road in front of us. I leaned on the taxi’s horn, warning the driver ahead to clear the way. Then at that instant, the tow truck pushing me from behind suddenly back off. I slammed on the brakes and slid into the police station parking lot, nearly running down the officers coming out the front door of the station. They asked me where the tow truck was… as it hadn’t passed yet. Then suddenly with a roar the tow truck appeared from behind the hedges and buildings and raced down the road past the police station with half a dozen other taxi’s in hot pursuit. My car shuddered and died in the parking lot of the police station, so I stayed put, but I heard the rest of the story later. The taxi’s in pursuit cornered the tow truck in a cul-de-sac and where in the process of being rammed by the angry tow truck driver as he attempted to force his way out when the police arrived.

What I learned later… The taxi I was driving was written off, it had a bent frame and severe damage underneath and in the drive train from being rammed and pushed.

The driver of the tow truck was known as a troublemaker to police. His nickname was “Spider Williams“. The night he came across me, he had been out with a girl who wasn’t his wife, and getting drunk and stoned. He cut me off at the 4 way stop because he was rude, and in a hurry to get to the next party. When I pulled up alongside of him, he thought I saw the girl in the truck with him, and would tell his wife. He got mad. Apparently, when he went for my fenders and I sped away, I inadvertently sprayed his truck with gravel from the side of the road… which only served to enrage him further. His wife found out about the girl, but not from me. It was in the police report. His wife then proceeded to sleep with another guy, which “Spider” discovered. He then thought it would be fun to flip his wife’s car on it’s roof and drag it down the highway, trailing a stream of sparks. He was given more time to serve in jail for this stunt, on top of the time he was serving for trying to kill me. After he got out (again), he was doing some repairs and welding on the bottom of his pride and joy, the aforementioned black tow truck. His truck caught fire and burned to the ground. I heard it was a total loss. In his attempt to put out the fire, he was injured and ended up in a wheelchair, and shortly after that he was killed - but I don’t know the details of his death. Some of the older natives from the reserve who I had as regular passengers in the taxi told me that they had heard of my adventure and put a hex on the “spider” and his black truck.

February 07, 07:44 PM

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In
English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some
languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a
negative. However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein
a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

January 29, 09:04 AM

Nakedness

Today at 3:34am
Nakedness... is when you are at your worst and at the same time your best, it rids you of that husk we all call are selves and revels a much different bring... this is when you truly wear your heart on your sleeve.... these moments make and break the fabric of a relationships and are the test of morality and love... the question is why do we cover are selves....is it to change us..... to create a false image ..... to become someone we're not..... to be on noticed ....to fade into the background of everyday life...... why do we wear these masks..... if we strip off these mask are we vulnerable and helpless ......... or is nakedness the state that we become are true self, is this the true face under the mask or but another layer of our protective network that allows us to block out the sunlight of the real world and the people that inhabit it? What is nakedness really?

These are the unedited ramblings of my 18 yr old nephew, Zach.

January 25, 12:56 PM

Some words of Wisdom from my 18 year old nephew, Zach. note: spelling and grammar are his...but I still think the kid is a genius.


LOVE?

Is love derived from the soul..... Or is this a chemical reaction ...are relationships a memorable accumulation of heart break........ Or do they amass into something that defines you as a person..... Does love leave you out in the rain......or does it take an umbrella and shelter you from the wet........ Does love create a sickness in your stomach... or does it make you float.... is infatuation your love or.....is love your infatuation??? ...


MOVEMENT OF A CLOCK

My soul is my clock.... time has stop! I stand their unable to breath, staring at myself in the eyes, as the world moves around me; i stand there in pause..... in thought....... in segregation from the world around me...... I am my own clock...... it is my choice to tick constant with normality, or change the rhythmical beat that the world imposes on me....



BLACK BLISS

....laying in bed and stareing into the pitch black and getting lost in though, my mind is a matrix of chemical expositions, and those blast waves dance like a rave in my head.....moving to alien beat,..... this music booms through the darkness, i don't understand the darkness but i embrace it ,.... it is my clarity..... the blackness is my pit of thought,..... the medical medium that moves my heart and crushes it as well.....it is my friend,...yet dangerous thing lurk in inside it,.... it is my control.....and my rage......

January 24, 08:21 PM

Lindsay Lohan recently commented on Twitter that:

"lindsaylohan

the situation in Haiti has stabilised."
about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter Retweeted by you and 31 others

Note:her spelling, not mine...
I had to respond...

"If Lindsay says it, it must be true... however, a thought. If a drunk falls down, his/her situation is stabilized, but not improved..."
40 minutes ago from web

Any thoughts?

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