The Roseman's Poetry and Musings
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Well, Amanda, @78violet must be time for another tour. What do you think Aly? Canada?
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Lol @RealMichelleT whatever you tweet is interesting...speaking of which, check out my blog for a great fanart portrait of you.
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@MileyCyrus hey Miley, you're in our prayers. Praying for your health both body and soul. Jesus loves you,lean on him.
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The assumption of privacy, anywhere, has become a dangerous fantasy. #theywatch
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When it starts with "Once upon a time..." It means the characters lost their cell phones.
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Sweet... @franticee goodnight dear heart.
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Insanity. Be it, own it, rock it. If you can't be anything else, be the best at what you are.
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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever. - George Orwell
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If love isn't the answer, could you repeat the question?
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Batteries, think about the batteries!
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Actually, @StewieJokess It's not hard to find a good guy at all, just check the "friend zone" where you left him.
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Wow, Diana, @adamsconsulting some of these hairstyles remind me of Babylon 5. Remember that show?
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hi Diana, @adamsconsulting are you nude tweeting from your bathtub again?...oh, wait, that's me...
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Went to McD's and ordered all low sodium food, then the kid asks, "would you like fries with that?" Of course I would!
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I went to a local bio lab studying spiders, but they kicked me out when I asked which one would give me superpowers.
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Quiz for my American friends, Q: who is the king of Canada? Wayne Gretzky, William Shatner, or Jim Carey?
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Still wondering after all this time, is California for sale or not? I'm buying here, people!
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I hate when someone calls me, then says, "can you hold?" I'm thinking, Hold what?
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When some stranger is smiling and waving, so you turn to look around but there's no one else there...
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My wife says "lets eat out..." So I took a bunch of food outa the fridge and spread it out on the lawn.
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hi @franticee I am working on a couple more books right now. Just needin' a better publisher and an agent.
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You know, @Alyssa_Milano Superman is a Canadian creation, just like Winnie the Pooh. Weren't those old comics great!
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Wow, @Alyssa_Milano you have such a handsome son! Then again, I always suspected a beautiful person like you would have awesome cubs. :D
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Hi @selenagomez you know, we love you too, with all our hearts. Thanks so much for being so nice, caring, loving. Hugs!
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So... @franticee my books are: the Roseman's Poetry and Musings find vol. 1 at http://t.co/MaazCRYI
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Oh, hi @franticee ! My books are about me, love,life, and the way I see the world. Check my blog for info and link.
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My week on twitter: 3 new followers, 1 mentions. Via: http://t.co/MJSfkrng
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My week on twitter: 5 retweets received, 2 new listings, 3 new followers, 4 mentions. Via: http://t.co/MJSfkrng
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This kid jumps in my cab with a gun. I hold out my hand, say, "Cool! Can I see it?", He puts the gun in my hand... #TaxiAdventures6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Seen at car lot: Do not lean on the vehicles unless you're nude. Buckles, buttons, and zippers can damage the paint.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Seen in a taxi: You can keep your gun, but you must turn your bullets over to the driver.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Sign at my bank: Please remove ski-masks and turn firearms over to security guard before entering bank.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Notice to Jehovah Witnesses: In my house, I get equal time to try convince you I'M right.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Front door: Salesmen and Witnesses. Back door: Family and Friends Windows: Thieves and Drunks (who forgot their keys)6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Sign in a local brothel. "Tips are appreciated, but you still pay for the whole thing."6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Sign on my back door. "All further attempts to walk through my CLOSED glass door will be met with strong resistance."6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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This beautiful girl gets in my face and says, "What are you lookin' at?!" I said, "You." She didn't have a response to that.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Ever have that dream where you've forgotten where you buried that body... and think that someone has discovered it?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Tell me, would you want 364 days a year of Happy Un-Birthday?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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RE City:Branford /Region:Florida /Country:US /Longitude: -82.9281833 Latitude: 29.9591183 @AlienUFOReports It's just a Zenga UFO, no worry.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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You all have that one friend who's dad scares the crap out of you, right? I'm that dad.... -advice to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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...re-reading old messages and wonder where it all went wrong...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Re creepy profile pic of @BrentButt Yes, you in a tub with schnapps wouldn't be creepy at all...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Just so you know, if I were a bird... you'd better keep your mouth closed. :D6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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When I feel my tweet is a little harsh, I just add a smiley face at the end. :D6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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My soul saw you, and said, 'ah, there you are.'6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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You say I'm dirty minded, but you're the one who jumped to the conclusion that what I meant was actually dirty.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm sorry, I tried to be perfect.... but it just isn't me.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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What Turkey's think of Thanksgiving... "The Rapture is coming, tomorrow, some of us won't be here..."6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Captain Blanket...@OliviaLeighKoko ...at least he's got you covered.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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After spending some quality time with Lindsay Lohan, I have to say, she's one of the nicest people you'll ever meet.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#Awkward. has to be the coolest show on TV right now. LOVE IT!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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If Donald Trump becomes President, would he fire Wall Street?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Q: Why was the amoeba prison so small? A: Because it only had one cell.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Blonde asked, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought a sec then asked, "Is it on or off?"6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Two skeletons locked in a closet. One says, "If we had any guts, we'd bust outa here!"6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Militarizing the Police: How the Drug War and 9/11 Led to Battle-Dressed Cops Cracking Down on Peaceful Protests http://t.co/zIc751126 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Are American parents and society raising little girls or little women? http://t.co/wuswoZUP6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I never did master the skateboard, @AncientUniverse or the surfboard, and can't seem to ride a bike anymore. Aging sucks.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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NEW! Nickelback "When We Stand Together" Lyric Video about human rights http://t.co/zaP0C2W16 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@AncientUniverse thank you6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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You know, @AncientUniverse I lost a wife and two daughters to a drunk driver. It makes one look twice at priorities.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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You're beautiful. That is the truth, if anyone says different, they're lying. -advice to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Love all, trust few, do no wrong. (Shakespeare) -advice to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hey, @AncientUniverse Thanks for the #BESTDADEVER!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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If stopped by cops for any reason, always play dumb, smile, and be polite. -advice to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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If you drink, don't drive. Call me, I'll come get you. No matter where, or when. And you'll have a free pass. -advice to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Always carry ID when you go out jogging, in case they have to identify your body. -advice to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I was okay at math until they started adding the alphabet to it.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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You're one year closer to finding out if there's a God, angels, and heaven...or nothing. Happy Birthday. -to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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One of my teachers in high school was about to get married, we abducted him, stripped him to his undies, and Duct-taped him to a lightpole.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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If you don't leave your homework to the last day, you'll be OLDER and wiser. -advice to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I like to leave my homework until the last day, because then I'll be smarter and wiser. -excuses my daughter makes.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Before I met my wife - A girl asked me, "Would you like to have dinner some night?" I said, "Generally, I like to have dinner every night."6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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My world stopped turning, when I saw his hand in hers. </3 Be true to your partner. -advice to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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All I can do is be me, whatever that is... and so should you. Be you, I mean. - advice to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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My wife told me once, "They laughed at me and asked, 'What do you see in him?', so I said, "Everything you don't.'" <36 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Beauty ISN'T makeup. -advice to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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"I have sex with you a lot in my head." Is generally NOT a good pickup line.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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When your teacher says, "GET OUT!" It means you've won the arguement. Question EVERYTHING. -advice to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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If all he wants is your breasts, legs and thighs... send him to KFC. -advice to my daughter.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Twilight is popular because teens relate to it. Oh, yeah! I remember that time when I was a vampire!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Went to my eye doctor today... He said I was a man of extrodinary vision...for my age. O_o6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Start free subscription to amazing devotional, go to http://t.co/5xcpwSCE and enter your e-mail address at the bottom right of the page!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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people drinking soda for breakfast. It's the new orange juice. Maybe in the trailer park where Yoo-hoo is the new champagne!" --Jay Leno6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Throw a party with fake alcohol and watch how many people act like they're wasted.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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google, top 50 women on the internet, first link, look at #7, laugh until your side hurt. OR click here... http://t.co/cKvtAIkq6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Ah yes, America the beautiful, America the claimers of the number one, America the corpulent.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hi,@ijustine You wanted to #makeithappen, get a few extra hours in this day? Granted, you have 3 extra hours starting at midnight.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hey, @Alyssa_Milano #Kindness Gene in the DNA... lol, that musta gone to another branch of my family, huh? Or maybe men are carriers.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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ah...@area51org So the Zenga UFO test pilots meetup in the Mexican "Zone of Silence" as noticed, was it?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#AnybodyElseNotice when shopping at grocery store, meet friend, they say, "What are you doing here?" I say, "Hunting elephants!"6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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If life gives you lemons, apply vodka, and consume.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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You know, @TheWayofLife_ @WomenLoveBrickz @NICKllMlNAJ , I am following, I am RTing... not seeing the shoutouts much yet. Is this real?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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In love but not reciprocated. @EpicTweets_ @GirlPosts Heartbroken, want to laugh. Still funny, still quotable me...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hey @NICKllMlNAJ Am following @TheWayofLife_ . Thanks for the suggestion.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#ThingsThirstyPeopleDo > Drink. (and this is trending? huh?)6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The voices in my head are making me laugh today...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Time for a cruise in the Zenga UFO to the rings of Saturn tonight, to check up on the alien fleet. Keep them outa trouble.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#YouAre @WomenLoveBrickz the one I'm afraid to love...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The chicks are out on Twitter, @BillZucker But us "foxes" are in the hen house too... nom nom nom6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hi @LoriMoreno Nice thought, but gotta fall in love first, to stay in love. Gratitude for the sentiment though. Thanks.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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ah, @CheapCruise2013 Cheap? Just wait till they hit you with the port taxes and the mandatory "tips" at the end...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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You know I've put a lot of thought into your tweet/message/test when I reply with: "hmm..."6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@AskKim @2cre8 @Your_Say @lorimcneeartist @2morrowknight >Really, to make a stranger smile, just smile at them.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The sun burns by day, and the moon afflicts the mind by night. They are not called Lunatics without reason, who lose their minds.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I know of a planet where peace prevails. No war, no murder, no argument... also, no atmosphere, no people, no life...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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You're @msleamichele pretty special yourself!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Sociopaths... @SharonHayes I'd say more like 10% of the population... just not diagnosed. Want to find them? Check "Elected Officials"6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@SharonHayes >Like that one, huh?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@ActionChick You're not seeing media coverage, because media is controlled by the government, and they don't want you knowin'.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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...really? @SharonHayes It's not the dress that makes (you) look fat, it's the dozen donuts you scarf down every day...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Feeling blue? Loosen the neck tie a tad.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Exploding stars, hmmmm... @AncientUniverse Assuming not talking about Lindsay Lohan... Star sucks in, then rapid expansion (BOOM)6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Rocket Pack Space Bears @benparr -are off to harvest the salmon from the rivers of Venus, then hang out in the space junk.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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No rabid animals, check. @emilymayamills Now if only they would ban rabid passengers.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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LOL, @mileyrcryus We LOVE it that you're shaped like a WOMAN. A hot, sexy, dancing, intelligent, awesome woman!!!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Ya, @Liturgy. I before E... just wait until you start getting into all the exceptions to the rules. Ain't English wonderful?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I like my women, the way I like my salad.... with a lemon on the side. (You thought I was goin' to say "undressed", didn't you?)6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Yes, @ImMandyTeefey Use twitter more. It can be a riot. :D Really admire your daughter, classy, smart, and beautiful.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The original "Orion" spacecraft was a nuclear pulse rocket. It was never built, but does appear in numerous SF stories.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Discover Your Passion: What’s Your Highest and Best Use? Read more: http://t.co/n9PB1tGN6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The Collapse of Honey Bees http://t.co/lYXQdhd16 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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What Passes for Honey on U.S. Shelves http://t.co/B4eyMUTm6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Online Dating Scammers Posing as Soldiers http://t.co/zlJzmax76 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Sexting Can Lead to Depressive Symptoms and Self Harm Read more: http://t.co/HnqdjiAD6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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What To Do if your Android is Lost or Stolen: http://t.co/d2nwoHlJ6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The ultimate Zombie Survival Vehicle: http://t.co/9iAAlD1s6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Stockholm transport officials said a flock of pigeons have begun using a subway train for daily trips to a city shopping center.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Using these methods to get drunk can be very dangerous. In addition to irritation, alcohol poisoning is a serious risk.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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"butt chugging." Using a beer bong rectally is the same concept as a vodka soaked tampon.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Teens in the Phoenix area have been experimenting with a new way of getting drunk - vodka soaked tampons. Keeps the booze off the breath.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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DON'T shake hands... I mean, really. Do you know where your hands have been? Most people don't remember. And you wanna touch that?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Did Einstein prove the existance of ghosts? http://t.co/E6xTPL6z6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#Earthquake I've been "detecting" micro tremors in southern Ontario, Canada. Precursor to a bigger quake?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#LadiesWeWantAnswers - Remember Jack in "As Good As It Gets"? he said, "I just think of a man, but remove reason and accountability."6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#LadiesWeWantAnswers - what is with this assumption that men are able to read your minds? Even if we could... all we get is chaos.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@MzGossipGirl @RyanSeacrest "Because YOU know what you did! RT @RyanSeacrest #LadiesWeWantAnswers " REALLY? That's just lame.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The greatest threat to women? Islamic law. Want to know more? Check it out at: http://t.co/8fcdWq2g6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Bumper Stickers that say what you REALLY think... http://t.co/M62mE6wn6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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While Disney still sells "Princess" toys and dresses, they say little girls no longer want to be princesses. They'd rather be sex objects.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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"The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Vietnam War" by Phillip Jennings dispels the notion of the Vietnam War as tragic, dismal failure.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Shall tell - when cold neglect is dead - "These for their country fought and bled."6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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But fame is theirs - and future days On pillar'd brass shall tell their praise;6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hi, @WhitleyStrieber. As a "liker" of all things fiction and fantasy, I think being different is just par for the course.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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LOL, @franticee Never heard of Helen Hunt being refered to as "endearing" (or not) before. She doesn't fit the profile...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Ya, @franticee "As Good As It Gets" - That was a good film. Greg Kinnear was sweet. - is one of my favourite movies. Loved the dog.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Um, @franticee What's a ;-) ✽✽✽?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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well, @franticee you're not too far wrong. IF I posted all the #ShitMyDadSays, I'd be banned from the internet.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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LOL. @area51org "In search of #alien space debris" - good thing we clean that shit up... Zenga UFO test pilot.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here." Jack Nicholson in - As Good As It Gets6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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My dad, Michael Lohan? LOL. @franticee you're funny. My dad is more like Jack Nicholson. "Go sell crazy somewhere else..."6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Awww.... @franticee, thanks, dear.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Just used Tweepi's Reciprocate to find and follow back 75 tweeps. http://t.co/la35v6on
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HA! @BillZucker, my toilet paper is safe. It's in your tree.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Prayers and best wishes @Alyssa_Milano with you and your son. Everything will be okay, trust your "Mommy" instinct.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Really? @aplusk You have to stop beating yourself up over this whole thing. You're human, just like the rest of us.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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11 am on 11th day of 11th month in 2011 we will have a "moment" of silence in Canada. Remember the Veterans. Their lives=our freedom6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hi @franticee. I had a dream about you last night. You were young, beautiful, funny, and madly in love with me. thoughts???6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I've been part of the #Occupy crowd for over 40 years... I #Occupy my couch in front of my TV and shake my head at politicians.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hey @lindsaylohan, just thought you should know... in spite of everything "they" say, we still love you and wish you success.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Today I won a lottery in the UK, had a rich uncle die in Africa, was told that I could look at a FREE credit report... by e-Mail...Right.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hi @dennisheslop. Thanks for following. Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? You look very familiar...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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"A new food bill has been signed into law. It's part of our war against donuts. If we're not vigilant, the donuts will win." -Craig Ferguson6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Office chair races and water cooler bottle bowling took a bad turn today at work. The BOSS cut his lunch break short...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Just lovin' @KaleyCuoco on The Big Bang Theory! So beautiful, expressive, intelligent and funny! You ROCK!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Just lovin' @KaleyCuoco on The Big Bang Theory! So beautiful, expressive, intelligent and funny! You ROCK!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@BigBang_CBS @KaleyCuoco You like each other... it shows. We all want Penny and Leonard back together.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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If enough people think of a thing and work hard enough at it, I guess it's pretty nearly bound to happen, wind and weather permitting.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants. --Epictetus6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. --Plato6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Well, @franticee. I've worn out my welcome on this planet again for a while. I'm taking the Zenga UFO for a spin around Neptune. G'nite.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hi to @The_Stace and yes, you will miss something...you can never sleep AGAIN!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Actually @franticee, I think it was Riker who was trapped in the hotel/casino. Casino Royale or some such. Spacesuited skeleton in room.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@SandsofSaturn @franticee To truly be a slacker, you need to be a Gemini.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Be extravagent, complicated, and selfish. Desire everything and satisfied with nothing... oh, wait.. that doesn't work.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.The spacesuit to the motel...@franticee Didn't I see a Star Trek episode about that? Or was it Space 2001?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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J'adore vous too, Eliza. xxx @elizadushku6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hey, hey, @franticee honey, if I show up there, I don't think my hair will be the only thing that's blue.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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What? @aplusk makes mistakes? Wow, it really is the end of the world (as we know it...)6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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/...@NICKllMlNAJ @BinksLittle What? I followed Binkslittle for you... I think there was a malf in Twitter. There, I followed again.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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LOL, @franticee The planet of the blue wigged kittahs huh? Tell ya what, apply LOTS of sunscreen. That would be the sun.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@JustinBieber's baby mama, Mariah Yeater may be the victim of the teen star's lookalike. Will there be a blood test? DNA?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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So how the heck are we supposed to see who's retweeted us or mentioned us with this new Twitter format? I'm totally not liking this.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I was doing the impossible the other day without realizing it. Then someone informed me, "That's impossible!" Just wanted to say thanks.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@franticee At first I was thinking 'it's a blue moon', but then I recognized Old Sol. The blue filter threw me off for a minute.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The more educated a person is, the harder it is to convince them that a lie is the truth. I LOVE the ignorant....6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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...she was 19.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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To make a lie sound real, deny it. Tell people the truth. eg, I did not sleep with an 18 yr old actress.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@dpbkmb Thank God!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Twitter has changed... now I have to form all new habits. Damn it!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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*...Cont... 4. Be willing to fail. 5. Take risks. How else will you know if you're alive?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#ThingsToDo 1. Embarrass yourself, totally. 2. Ruffle peoples feathers. 3. Follow trends/fads blindly *Cont...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Homana, homana, homana, homana....6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The price of success is cheaper than the price of failure.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Who says NOTHING is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I was cruising around the galaxy the other night in the Zenga UFO. I think it's finally time to publish my test pilot journal.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hey, @jannarden, thanks for "Canadian authors rock". You rock too! . -a Canadian Author. "Roseman's Poetry and Musings"6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Got a date tomorrow, (name redacted) is a real sweetie. No idea why she's going out with an old fool like me. I'm 44, she's 19...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#FAD #FollowAnyDay @SelenaGomez, she's classy, smart, beautiful, funny and gives great hugs.... YAY!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hey @EmilyOsment, just wondering how college is going. Getting along with the profs? What courses are you taking?6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I have to agree with @SelenaGomez. @EmilyOsment is doing an awesome job with "CyberBully" and I love her awesome music.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#WhatILove is being "out there" enough to make people laugh/think but not so far out to scare people... sometimes I cross that line. :D6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Finally watched the whole EMA's! @SelenaGomez did such an awesome job. She's one CLASS act. Well done, Sel!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Evolutionist claim the first life was a single celled (simple) organism, but the closer they look, the more complicated it gets.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. >Bilbo6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Influenza... makes you think. Doesn't it? http://t.co/5R5HkDJ1
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In the "Old" days, a clock was right at least twice a day.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#LiesThatAlwaysWorked Mom, Dad... I'm a bit short on cash. Can I borrow some? I promise I'll pay it back.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#FF Good to follow, good to chat, talk to Fran @franticee.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Say #ILoveYou just because.... I Love You Alyssa @Alyssa_Milano6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Say #ILoveYou just because.... I Love You Miley @mileycyrus6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Say #ILoveYou just because.... I Love You Selena @selenagomez6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Say #ILoveYou just because.... I Love You Diana @Adamsconsulting6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#ThingsNOTtoDo while taking off from a runway in a jet...hit the brakes. #LifeLessonLearned from Russian pilot.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The new #FAD #FollowAnyDay! I recommend @adamsconsulting for informative and intelligent tweets. Say hi to Diana!6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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"Global Warming" experts have a problem. Temps have leveled off over last 13 yrs. READ MORE: http://t.co/F1JDpOZ06 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Caramel covered candy onions all ready to go for tonight.... (evil laugh)6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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And, @EmilyOsment Guitar pick solution 3. Grow or glue on fingernails to use as guitar pick(s) that can't be dropped into guitar :D6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Guitar pick solution 2 for @EmilyOsment 2. Stretch stocking/web across accoustic guitar opening so pick can't fall in. (cont)6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hi @EmilyOsment Em! Thought up 3 solutions to guitar pick problem. 1. string between hole in pick and loop for finger. (cont.)6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Soldier returns to pregnant (9 months) wife after 12 months oversea's. Hope he's not good at math...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Selena Gomez concert, last night in Copps Colisium, Hamilton, Ontario. Very loud, but interesting, and fun. http://t.co/a1xDY8fz
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Hey @JustlnBiebber Justin! Nice picture, dude. Love it.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I was invited to a concert "afterparty", location to be disclosed via text...and never got the location text. GRRRRRR...6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I also remember now why I don't go to rock concerts on a regular basis... I'm still having heart palpitations from the heavy bass beat.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Went to the @selenagomez concert in Hamilton last night. Thanks for the standup and awesome performance, Selena.6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hi @selenagomez Selena, great Hamilton concert! Hope you liked the 5 roses (U got them, right?) "Welcome to Canada!"6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will STALK you later7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Check out my shelves on Goodreads: http://t.co/m4y4gJdH
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Like #FF follow Friday? How about #FAD follow all days for the really good stuff, like @adamsconsulting7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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It's time: http://t.co/EatJt4q8 - to knit.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Hey @CraigyFerg, amphibians (frogs) do have tear ducts, but they can't cry... you're both right. (source: Wikipedia)7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Yup, that one's done. Still working on the sailboat rug... what's next? Suggestions? http://t.co/CN0mGQAI
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Home sweet home, snoring away softly under the solar panels. http://t.co/iBRm2vVe
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Some of the crew of the NCL Norwegian Sun. (still got the charm on...) http://t.co/0xljYItM
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There was more action in Guatamala... I think the snake from Belize turned on my magnetism/charm. http://t.co/xiuIZJA4
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Here's my best chum, a boa, giving me the squeeze in Belize last winter. http://t.co/X9XjswwK
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Alyssa Milano likes her rug! Yay! http://t.co/qiO81lTZ
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Progress continues on the SV Et Al rug. ...still not finished. http://t.co/SrGhqGnY
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Work begins on the SV Et Al rug http://t.co/vR2wXAFS
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One of the latest rug projects, Hilary Duff in blue. http://t.co/nihfA5ym
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When you buy a car, how many weeks do you have to wait before they allow you to have it? (beginning week 2...)7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@jannarden These days, you have to touch the heart before you touch the body...7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@pud If Google bought Twitter, it might start out as Tootle... but it will soon be "Trouble".7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Anywho, it's now Monday morning, time for bed... before I get tired and say stupid stuff that offends people more than usual.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@franticee Hey! Thanks for the vote of confidence. I'm sure I say things sometimes however that make you go O_o7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Someone said once that if women ruled the world, there would be no war... I just say one name: Margaret Thatcher. #LookItUp7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@franticee btw... who IS my girlfriend this week?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@zaibatsu @yascheritsa @PeterGOliver I tell God my plans all the time... thanks for explaining the reaction I keep getting...7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@timgier Hey Tim, it's getting late, and I probably need my meds... sorry if that sounded a little hostile.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@badbanana Ate so many Skittles the other day... I farted a rainbow!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I might be rough around the edges, and a little rude and crude... but I like to think that what I say makes people think...7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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People are a bit foggy on the idea of "treasures" in heaven. Ever stop and think those treasures are the people you shared God with?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@timgier Hey Tim! It's been a while. Still proseletizing the weak minded, are we?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Wanna know How To Make It In America? Pack up and go to Canada, or Mexico, and wait until Obama is gone...7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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August 17, 4am. 11 yrs ago, a drunk driver killed my wife and two young daughters, then drove away. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. please!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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This lady in her Mercedes looks right at me as I'm in the crosswalk about to walk in front of her car, she smiles and hits the gas!!! WTF?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I saw you (middle aged BMW guy) staring at that blonde crossing the street in front of me. Then you ran the stop sign and hit my car.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#YouNeedToStopIt now! I see you, coffee in one hand, cell phone pressed against your ear... WHILE you're driving! Your all over the road!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#ThingsThatGetMePissed are my girlfriends friends who try to seduce me after she tells them all about "last night".7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@JustlnBiebber Hey Justin, are you coming to Hamilton with Selena on the 29th Oct? Fans wanna know...7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@franticee @Viva_La_Kimmie Well, blocking someone over virus's?... I've done everything I can to stop them. I think. Let me know?7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I love women. Their scent, the heat that comes off their skin, their soft and squeezable bits, the times they think they're right...7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#MeAndYouCantDate because you just might fit in my freezer...and I'm a psychopath.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Election time in Ontario, Canada right now. How can you tell a politician is lying? His lips are moving.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@franticee LOL7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@franticee My gf liked the free clinic so much... she bought the company!7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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EVERYBODY change your passwords! You're being hacked! Protect your account.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm getting about 20 virus DM's a day right now. If you get them too, delete them immediately, please. I don't have a funny pic of you.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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If you get a DM saying: "Found a funny picture of you, (with link)" DO NOT OPEN IT. Virus!!! Delete immediately.7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Are you serious about weight loss? Read this article ASAP! http://t.co/Hw9TClvK7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Are you serious about weight loss? Read this article ASAP! http://pwrslim.com7 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Government logic: Encourage vehicle insurance rate hikes. Cut transit access and reduce bus fleets, refuse to raise disability cheques.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I bought a car, then I looked at insurance rates... apparently they only want the very rich to drive.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Since when did American companies start denying the existance of Canada when it comes to shipping their products?8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Canada Post. They gave me parcel pickup notice. I went to the PO. no parcel. 4 visits and 15 days later... "OH! We have it, just wrong #"8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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#FromMyPointOfView Friends have the right to say "No." and it won't affect my opinion of them, or our friendship. Know your rights. :D8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.@elizadushku We do love you Eliza... try not to be so needy though... LOL, just kidding. Luvs ya!8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I love Americans. I think they're the definition of paranoia. Canadians are far more trusting... #justsayin8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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My week on twitter: 6 new followers, 1 mentions. Via: http://20ft.net/p
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.@adamsconsulting Twakin... right! Good thing it wasn't Twitter + chat...8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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LIFE, nobody gets out alive... so why is everybody so worried about death? Afraid they're gonna miss out?8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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You can have FREEDOM and some risks, or you can be safe in a padded cell with a locked door.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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doing the laundry, my ritual chore every 2 months or when needed...
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i am playing with my new samsung 10.1 tablet. it is way cool!
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I found this picture of Michelle Trachtenberg. (I was a big fan of "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer") She's so beautiful, and her face seemed to lend itself to my art. I picked a picture out, this one:
And... after I did my magic to it, and slaved at turning it into a rug masterpiece... this happened:
Some of my older posts in my blog here go into more detail of the process, but for now, lets just say... I make a graph, assign some coloured yarn to each "pixel" and then knot the yarn into a canvas grid until there's a complete "Heirloom handmade wall hanging rug". Hope you like my art!
Brent Wolters ~ the roseman
I Kansas City, 7 people sing Hallelujah, and a choir of angels joins in with instruments and countless voices including a new stanza never heard before.
Hallelujah,
hallelujah....
Hallelujah, ringing all across the land
Everybody's singing at the Lord's command
All the saints and the angels up in glory wait to hear the news
of Jesus and his children as they're coming through
Hallelujah,
hallelujah...
Here's some pictures of the latest rugs I've designed and got finished.
A work of art, of compassion, of love.
The "Michelle Rug" Inspired by an image of Michelle Trachtenberg.
This photo on the bottom here is the inspiration for the rug art. Let me know if you like my art, or if there's an image you would like to see my attempt... here in the comments below. Or you can email me directly at blwolters@hotmail.com (subject: rug art)
I'm always out and about, cracking jokes, engaging people (strangers) in conversation. I look for the opportunity to make someone smile, to make someone laugh. It brightens my own day as well. A few people here in Ontario actually comment back, and most interestingly, the common question is, "Where are you from?" I tell them I live in Ontario now, but I was raised on the West Coast. They latch onto that, "Oh, the West Coast..." they exclaim, "People are much more open and friendly on the West Coast." I wonder if that's true? I'm just being myself and trying to engage people, flirting with the girls, challenging the people around me to think it might not be a "bad" day. A few people don't appreciate my humor, my "odd" behavior, and they'll scowl at me or walk away. LOL I even got a "Tch..." from a woman yesterday. I won't change what I do though. Like I said, it makes my day to see someone else smile, to hear a giggle or laughter. If that means I'm weird or "from somewhere else..." then so be it. What have you done today?
I'm actually a little further along on the rug now... this photo was taken yesterday and I worked on the rug some more last night. I get to a point with these where I just want to get them done and see the end result.
The above rug is being made using a photo of Michelle Trachtenberg which I found online.
Here are a few pictures of my finished rugs:
This rug is an old picture I had on my computer of Alyssa Milano and one of her horses. You'd have to ask her which horse it was, as I've forgotten it's name.
The rug above, the "Charmed" rug, features Rose McGowan. It's one of the first rugs I've done to my own design. This rug has been to Hollywood and the set of Charmed when the show was still being filmed. I had expected Rose to keep the rug, but she returned it with a thank you note and an autographed photo.
The above image is the graph/plan for a rug currently in the process of being made by a friend of mine. It's one of my designs and features my dog, "Skipper". I'll show more images of this rug as progress is made.
This picture of a sailboat is the next rug I plan to make. It's my artistic representation of the boat S.V. EtAl which I had lived aboard and sailed for a number of years on the west coast.
I was asked recently on Facebook, what my superhero outfit would look like. Here is my response:
Hmmm... I'm thinking a dark green cape, bright red tights, and a rose (red) between my teeth... My power, as usual, shall be the pen (keyboard), which we all know is mightier than the sword. You can support your local "Super Commenter Man!" by buying his books... hint.hint. ;D
He's so fast... he's even fast asleep! Able to leap to conclusions ... in a single leap. Willing to voice his opinion, no matter how unpopular he thinks it might be... He's "Super Commenter Man!" (coming soon to a webblog/Twitter/Facebook/website near you.)
Legal: opinions and views express by the "Super Commenter Man!" may not be those of the author.
Opinions:
God, for Him
Religion, pretty much against it. (figure that out!)
Abortion, against. (but, as I'm told lately, I'm a guy and my opinion doesn't count.)
Eating meat, for. (for now...)
Sex, after marriage (ya, right...)
Homosexuality, (against the act, not the person.)
Work/labor, relax until the feeling passes.
I reserve the right to add to this list as I see fit.
Comments WELCOME!!!
arbitrary picture of something cute/funny/controversial... see below.
My latest book release:
Order your copy today!
I found this job offer by reading a Twitter entry from a friend, Diana Adams @adamsconsulting
adamsconsulting RT @ShellyKramer: RT @chelpixie: Best. job. posting. ever. http://bit.ly/aOCqvz 13 minutes ago via TweetDeck
The link for the ad is: http://madebymany.co.uk/were-hiring-003476#comment-18324
I figured, what could it hurt? Here's my "application"...
Your applicant qualifications seem pretty clear, but they also seem a bit unusual to me. You want someone who is “willing to fail”? I have a lot of experience with failure… and it doesn’t bother me at all. Live and learn, right. So, here’s your challenge. Pay me, tell me exactly what you’re looking for, and I’ll try (and probably mostly fail) to deliver what you want. Sounds like fun. :D
I’m going to blog about this now… hope you don’t mind.
Brent Wolters
Now let's see what happens next. LOL
It was the summer of 1993, in Victoria, British Columbia on Vancouver Island where I found my first bike. A beautiful black 750 Honda Shadow in mint condition, being "given" away by a disgruntled and newly divorced woman while her ex was away on "business". She had a sign on the bike asking for $3000 or best offer. I looked at the bike while she stood nearby, then, jokingly offered her the contents of my wallet to drive it away then-and-now. I couldn't believe my ears when she said one word... "Sold." I pulled out my wallet, opened it wide so she could see the contents. One $20 bill. She laughed. I thought, "...well, so much for that idea." but then she surprised me again. She held out her hand, and I passed her the $20. She had a glint in her eye as she said, "Perfect, just one more thing." SO now I'm wondering what's up. She gets the insurance and transfer papers from inside her apartment, along with a receipt book that makes copies. She writes out a receipt for $20 and we both sign it. She clearly prints 750 Honda Shadow on the receipt stub, and closes the book. I glance at the cover and see a man's name there, and grin at her. "His book...?" I ask. She nods and walks away, leaving me the bike and the keys.
The next week, I get my Riders Permit and take a quick motorcycle riding course to get my street license. Previously, I'd only ridden dirt bikes on the farm where I grew up. I ride that bike everywhere that summer and fall. It was a great bike. Then my brother-in-law tells me a friend of his wants the bike and is offering $500 for it. "Sold." I say.
I miss my bike.
1. Twittering while I have guests over. (and quoting to them funny tweets that I see online.)
2. Watching Miley Cyrus music video's, and following the news about her. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion... strangely similar to watching Lindsay Lohan's career. I worry about her.
3. Buying movies on DVD that are R rated... just to watch the R rated bits. (ie. Alyssa Milano's scenes in "Embrace of the Vampire", or Pamela Anderson's scenes in "Barb Wire")
4. Redheads...
5. Eating the Best Pizza EVER: Well Done, Thick Crust, With 12 toppings: Pepperoni, Bacon Crumble, Hot Sausage, Ground Beef, Feta Cheese, Double Cheese, Bbq Sauce, Mushroom, Green Olive, Green Pepper, Tomato. Ordered from http://www.ginospizza.ca ~ $30. But worth it!
6. Drinking Coca-Cola, even though my doctor says it will kill me
7. Wearing "track pants" everywhere... no matter what the situation or what the dress code is.
8. Using my dog, to talk to women... (and rubbing my hands with bacon, so their dogs go nuts and lick my hands... evoking comments like, "gee... my dog really likes you, you must be a good person. He NEVER does that with anyone else!")
9. Reading "Heavy Metal" magazine.
10. Sleeping in on Sunday morning, when I tell people I'm going to be in church...
Always greet everyone within reach. If someone ignores you, shout at them to announce your presence. If someone still ignores you, jump on them.
When you sleep with someone else, always get as close to them as possible.
Keep your hands clean and don't neglect other area's of your anatomy either.
When watching TV, get as close to the screen as possible.
Loudly reprimand anyone who runs, fights, or makes loud noises without your express permission (including everyone you see on TV).
If someone is bigger than you, make more noise then usual to try and intimidate them.
Always announce visitors and guests in a way that everyone within hearing distance knows there's someone new around.
Go outside as often as possible, specially if it involves being with friends.
Never, ever turn down a car ride, no matter how far or who with.
When there's food around, always try to encourage others to share... but aggressively protect anything you have from everyone else.
Staring at someone long enough will always elicit a response of "what?"
Be sure to check up on every person in the residence who isn't in visual range; if they're sitting on the toilet, stare at them until they're done.
When eating your dinner, always get as close to everyone else who's eating as possible.
If someone tells you to be quiet, groan and moan about it long enough for them to know you'll comply, but under protest.
Under no circumstance let anyone else get the last word in.
If someone reprimands you and then asks you to "come here", go to someone else and plea for sanctuary.
When someone is nice enough to give you a scratch/rub, present to them the optimum area for scratching/rubbing.
Always look sad and forlorn when people are leaving, walk them to the door.
Greet old men and babies before everyone else.
Beware of small children.
If someone is scared of you, stare them down.
Cats are always fair game.
When out for a bathroom break, always delay the big job as long as possible in order to maximize exploration time.
Always stop to smell the flowers, shrubs, grass, sidewalk, posts, fire hydrants, and dogs butts.
Make sure that everyone in the area know it's your territory.
Wish You Were Here, a story of life on the edge of reason.
Click here for a preview:
Another talented writer in the family. This is from my niece, Misha.
emotionless monster
Yesterday at 7:24pm
She walks with no stumble in her steps while her world crumbles around her... As she walks they glare at her with envy or pity....because she shows no emotion at all. How does she control the pain? Does she even know what emotion means? She walks with no stumble in her steps only showing her apathy as she walks through chaos. She is known as the emotionless monster, nothing makes her fall... Until the day she knows what pain is.....
Yesterday at 11:10pm
You put a smile upon my face,.... You light my path and protect me from the cold.....You show me love, when I have done you wrong.......You move me every time you speak or murmur a word........ Your eye cut me too my soul, and you see who I really am....... You embrace me when I need and even when i don't..... You are the one what motivates me to achieve not for anyone else, but for myself......You don't kick me when I am down ...... You show the true radiance of life and the reason to live..... You allow me to love and too be loved...... You can health me with your touch and silent presences.....You know when i need space.......You are a best friend and a lover....... I can watch the game with you......and it a silly romantic way you can turn any activity special...... You are my sun and moon........ You are crazy and laid back at the same time.....You understand why i am later...... and why I have flowers behind my back....... We move with one heart beat but do two totally different things, .....You are my balance and rock and I am your adventure and air ....... :)!
bRokEneSs oF ReAlitY?
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Yesterday at 10:50pm
My soul has been kissed by the darkness i have surrounded myself in as a protective layer from the outside world, i have become cold, calculated and machine like, there is no more love left in these veins but instead they are been filedl with regret and timeless anguish earn over my lifetime, it feel that life it self was given a choice to go right or left and instead of choosing a path, it crashed into the median head first, destroying every glimmer of life i owned. The question is should i rebuild and blaze a new unforeseen path full of adventure and risk, or stay upon the beating path that is clear and safe? These events that have unfolded have changed me, and have dragged out in my mind, repeating over and over again like a broken record of the cold reality I face alone.......
Yesterday at 11:10pm
You put a smile upon my face,.... You light my path and protect me from the cold.....You show me love, when I have done you wrong.......You move me every time you speak or murmur a word........ Your eye cut me too my soul, and you see who I really am....... You embrace me when I need and even when i don't..... You are the one what motivates me to achieve not for anyone else, but for myself......You don't kick me when I am down ...... You show the true radiance of life and the reason to live..... You allow me to love and too be loved...... You can health me with your touch and silent presences.....You know when i need space.......You are a best friend and a lover....... I can watch the game with you......and it a silly romantic way you can turn any activity special...... You are my sun and moon........ You are crazy and laid back at the same time.....You understand why i am later...... and why I have flowers behind my back....... We move with one heart beat but do two totally different things, .....You are my balance and rock and I am your adventure and air ....... :)!
What I Seek!
You put a smile upon my face,.... You light my path and protect me from the cold.....You show me love, when I have done you wrong.......You move me every time you speak or murmur a word........ Your eye cut me too my soul, and you see who I really am.........
Here's a video from MaryMaxim about how to do Latchhooking:
An excerpt from pp. 57-59 volume 2, The Roseman's Poetry and Musings.
Adventures in Taxi’s 3
It was a cool and clear summer night as I drove the taxi I was assigned to back into town after dropping a fare off in the countryside. On the edge of town was a four way stop and then a bridge over the river. I stopped and looked around, I was first at the intersection. I rolled forward to cross the bridge, when I was suddenly cut off by a black tow truck that sped through the stop sign from my right and then swerved recklessly onto the bridge ahead of me. I sped up to follow, looking for a license plate to jot down the numbers and ease my angst at being so rudely cut off. Suddenly the tow truck slammed to a stop in front of me, so I swerved to his passenger side to avoid hitting him and to inquire what was going on. The driver of the truck opened his passenger window and glared at me as I asked if there was a problem. He then gunned his motor and cranked his steering to ram the side of my cab. I was a bit put off by this time, and didn’t want the taxi damaged further, so I hit the gas and shot ahead down the road. The next instant, the tow truck rammed me from behind. I spun the car across the railroad tracks and onto another road past a line of other taxi’s parked in front of the town’s busiest bar. The tow truck rammed me again, and continued to chase me as I swerved again and managed to raise dispatch on the radio. Dispatch told me to head for the police station, saying the police were on the phone and waiting for me to show up. I turned onto the road leading to the police station with the tow truck in hot pursuit. He rammed me again and began pushing me through the center of town, faster and faster. I stayed off the brakes and concentrated on steering straight down the deserted nighttime roads. A few blocks from the police station, a truck pulled out of a side road in front of us. I leaned on the taxi’s horn, warning the driver ahead to clear the way. Then at that instant, the tow truck pushing me from behind suddenly back off. I slammed on the brakes and slid into the police station parking lot, nearly running down the officers coming out the front door of the station. They asked me where the tow truck was… as it hadn’t passed yet. Then suddenly with a roar the tow truck appeared from behind the hedges and buildings and raced down the road past the police station with half a dozen other taxi’s in hot pursuit. My car shuddered and died in the parking lot of the police station, so I stayed put, but I heard the rest of the story later. The taxi’s in pursuit cornered the tow truck in a cul-de-sac and where in the process of being rammed by the angry tow truck driver as he attempted to force his way out when the police arrived.
What I learned later… The taxi I was driving was written off, it had a bent frame and severe damage underneath and in the drive train from being rammed and pushed.
The driver of the tow truck was known as a troublemaker to police. His nickname was “Spider Williams“. The night he came across me, he had been out with a girl who wasn’t his wife, and getting drunk and stoned. He cut me off at the 4 way stop because he was rude, and in a hurry to get to the next party. When I pulled up alongside of him, he thought I saw the girl in the truck with him, and would tell his wife. He got mad. Apparently, when he went for my fenders and I sped away, I inadvertently sprayed his truck with gravel from the side of the road… which only served to enrage him further. His wife found out about the girl, but not from me. It was in the police report. His wife then proceeded to sleep with another guy, which “Spider” discovered. He then thought it would be fun to flip his wife’s car on it’s roof and drag it down the highway, trailing a stream of sparks. He was given more time to serve in jail for this stunt, on top of the time he was serving for trying to kill me. After he got out (again), he was doing some repairs and welding on the bottom of his pride and joy, the aforementioned black tow truck. His truck caught fire and burned to the ground. I heard it was a total loss. In his attempt to put out the fire, he was injured and ended up in a wheelchair, and shortly after that he was killed - but I don’t know the details of his death. Some of the older natives from the reserve who I had as regular passengers in the taxi told me that they had heard of my adventure and put a hex on the “spider” and his black truck.
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In
English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some
languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a
negative. However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein
a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
Nakedness
Today at 3:34am
Nakedness... is when you are at your worst and at the same time your best, it rids you of that husk we all call are selves and revels a much different bring... this is when you truly wear your heart on your sleeve.... these moments make and break the fabric of a relationships and are the test of morality and love... the question is why do we cover are selves....is it to change us..... to create a false image ..... to become someone we're not..... to be on noticed ....to fade into the background of everyday life...... why do we wear these masks..... if we strip off these mask are we vulnerable and helpless ......... or is nakedness the state that we become are true self, is this the true face under the mask or but another layer of our protective network that allows us to block out the sunlight of the real world and the people that inhabit it? What is nakedness really?
These are the unedited ramblings of my 18 yr old nephew, Zach.
Some words of Wisdom from my 18 year old nephew, Zach. note: spelling and grammar are his...but I still think the kid is a genius.
LOVE?
Is love derived from the soul..... Or is this a chemical reaction ...are relationships a memorable accumulation of heart break........ Or do they amass into something that defines you as a person..... Does love leave you out in the rain......or does it take an umbrella and shelter you from the wet........ Does love create a sickness in your stomach... or does it make you float.... is infatuation your love or.....is love your infatuation??? ...
MOVEMENT OF A CLOCK
My soul is my clock.... time has stop! I stand their unable to breath, staring at myself in the eyes, as the world moves around me; i stand there in pause..... in thought....... in segregation from the world around me...... I am my own clock...... it is my choice to tick constant with normality, or change the rhythmical beat that the world imposes on me....
BLACK BLISS
....laying in bed and stareing into the pitch black and getting lost in though, my mind is a matrix of chemical expositions, and those blast waves dance like a rave in my head.....moving to alien beat,..... this music booms through the darkness, i don't understand the darkness but i embrace it ,.... it is my clarity..... the blackness is my pit of thought,..... the medical medium that moves my heart and crushes it as well.....it is my friend,...yet dangerous thing lurk in inside it,.... it is my control.....and my rage......
Lindsay Lohan recently commented on Twitter that:
"lindsaylohan
the situation in Haiti has stabilised."
about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter Retweeted by you and 31 others
Note:her spelling, not mine...
I had to respond...
"If Lindsay says it, it must be true... however, a thought. If a drunk falls down, his/her situation is stabilized, but not improved..."
40 minutes ago from web
Any thoughts?