see if you can guess which town this was set in

tinylittlepieces:

he pitter-pattered like rain across the rootops,
and the warm night swallowed him like a sticky, wet tongue,
the fragrant night hung as a blanket around his shoulders…

ennuiii:

damnthatswhack:

Evil Cows

[via]

whoa

paulcurreri:

Freedom Spike In My Lone Star

Dreamt that I was being held personally responsible for somehow damaging one of the Statue of Liberty’s Crown points. Unfortunately, those Freedom spikes are expensive, and I was struggling. So a sad man walks into to a bar (me), and right as I do, “Tuff Enough” starts jamming on the TV, and I’m like, “Yeah, alriiiight…” But then the Fabulous Thunderbirds themselves walk in right behind me, singing along to their own song. So I offer a round, and they accept. But the bartender looks funny after swiping my card. “Can I see you passport?” he asks. Seeing a red X from 2004, he says, “The church says you can’t use your debit card at a bar if your passport has ever been denied. Plus, says here you can’t pay for a damaged statue to your very freedoms?” I ask, “What’s the church got to do with my passport, my bank, and a ‘statue to my very freedoms?’ I just want to buy these guys a beer!” Jimmie Vaughn shakes his head. “This is Texas,” he sighs. “And you may be right, but you might wanna getcherself Right,” and I woke up embarrassed.

deathorthetoypiano:

Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?

And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?

Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?

The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.

There is some sexism happening here.

comadre:

Comadre x Full Discography

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have fun.

spread word and REBLOG.

misanderysoncooper:

lmao @ people who think feminism is about equal rights when it’s about killing all men

thebluthcompany:

Were we supposed to have a quote?

olp:

Fuck Edison

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Rock Star Scientist Posters by Megan Lee

olp:

Lets roll that again

ncidentalcomics:

Dear Graduate

tyrawanks:

i hate auto correct so much, i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’ and i meant tomorrow

and it uses the phrase ‘Pandora’s X-box’. amazing.

I just wanna say:

1. it is long but so worth the read

2. it is challenging, I feel challenged about this stuff. get it down yr throats

what a dude

I blogged this a year or two ago. I’m bringing it back to your attention because it is lush. nicest soundtrack to an apocalypse I ever heard…