Background image

Robin Mitchell

I am a writer and musician interested in non-commercial work. You can find out more about my music at City Cascade, or read some poems.

email me

Posts

  • March 18, 10:17 AM

    I’ve never known an album cover so appropriate for the album content as 16 Horsepower’s Sackcloth ‘n’ Ashes.

  • March 18, 04:56 AM
    “Animal Collective comparisons are so useful and precise!”
    a random on last.fm
  • March 18, 04:47 AM

    ellesbelles:

    Wednesday’s video. My third attempt to entertain Robin this week.

    I feel this is another risky one, but I’m going to go for it anyway. This is a video myself and Kelly stumbled upon last year, of R2D2’s funniest moments. They are “clips of him being himself…(funny)” At least the backing track is guaranteed laughs. Plus in the comments below someone has written ‘R2Dickhead’.

    I promise the Thursday & Friday will be amazing.

    I can’t believe I watched that from beginning to end. the backing track is mental, but very fitting.

    my favourite bits are when he crashes into a wall, and when Yoda is hitting him with a stick.

    also, R2Dickhead. that’s classic.

  • March 17, 11:37 AM

    Arcade Sound Ltd

    an awesome label responsible for some really, really nice dreamy indie/electro (both contentious terms but hey, it’s legitimately an independent label and they use electronic instruments so that is what I mean).

    these guys helped put out MAGIC MAN’s REAL LIFE COLOR which is just unbelievably lovely. I posted it a few months back but I bet none of you punks ever checked it out. go now, listen to DARLING and LET IT CHANGE YOU DEEP DOWN INSIDE!

  • March 17, 10:54 AM

    ellesbelles:

    Tuesday’s video:

    Bear Grylls vs. Tiger sharks
    Is this video amazing? I’m not sure, but he does say ‘holy smokes’ right at the end so its worth it for that. Some great underwater dramatic footage of tiger sharks just to show added intensity to his sticky situation.

    I mostly find it funny that you find this so funny, Elz. but what the hell.. gotta hand it to Bear, he is a natural comedian.

  • March 16, 07:41 AM

    bomtuckle:

    Chat roulette pianist.

    If you haven’t heard of chat roulette then basically it just connects you to a random person on the internet and what happens then is, well, whatever goes on. When I went on it I saw far too many penises for my liking. However, this is very funny and there are no willies. I think it might be Ben Folds.

    EDIT: As this is entertain Robin week then this is for his pleasure. 

    well done, Buckle. ironically, I just watched this after someone posted it on twitter. but you win, because you technically got there first. very amusing.

    also, when it says on the YouTube page ‘Not Ben Folds. Seriously.’ does that mean he is Ben Folds, or he isn’t?

    beats me…

  • March 15, 07:41 PM

    ellesbelles:

    Monday’s hilarious video:

    Scene from the film: Bride and Prejudice. It is a homage to Bollywood cinema and tounge in cheek but very cheesey take on Pride & Prej.  This particular scene is a spoof of when Elizabeth Bennett first sees Darcy’s house and sees how rich he is and how suddenly eligable he is! Although in this version he is an American multi-millionaire. Honestly, stick with it because the last 1 min 30 secs is AMAZING. Have you ever seen gospel singers in a Bollywood film?

    this week on tumblr, it’s Entertain Robin Week. you have to post a hilarious video, and if I like it, I’ll reblog. Ellen, you passed the first test. those surfers were very amusing.

  • March 15, 07:20 PM

    My new illustration tumblr

    (via ellesbelles)

    I’m a huge fan of Ellen’s work, and I’m not just saying that because she’s my friend. She’s flipping awesome. Go and follow this tumblr, and you’ll do alright.

  • March 15, 11:33 AM

    The Devil And The Lion

    apparently I got there too late, as these guys have broken up.
    but comparisons to Brand New, Color Revolt, Pedro the Lion and others are favourable in my eyes. see if you can handle the angst…

  • March 15, 10:05 AM

    I can’t really explain why this is so funny, but it just is.

    (thanks to Barrie Bear for the link)

  • March 15, 06:50 AM
    “I have made an elegy for myself it is true.”
    Geoffrey Hill - September Song
  • March 14, 07:33 PM

    spesuschrist:

    Our biography, now complete with full-color illustrations, available at Borders Books.

    i lol’d

  • March 14, 07:32 PM

    Adventures! With Might

    releasing a split with Spesus Christ, which should be cool.

    but also, this album is a name-your-price on bandcamp, and it’s sweet as.

  • March 14, 07:05 PM

    all mean, like a dragon…

    ONLY THE BEST SCENE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF EVER

  • March 14, 06:20 PM

    Being an Undecided

    olp:

    I wants said that I had no idea what kind of person was undecided on who they would vote for at the general election and yet now here I am one of them. So as I’m reading my issue of the new…

    I always appreciate reading Tim’s thoughts on these things. He tries to take a measured approach, but is also happy to weigh in with a strong opinion where necessary, which, for me, is the perfect balance between impartiality and pragmatism.

  • March 14, 09:51 AM
    “We’re united by our collective ignorance, our common suffering. And when you strip it away, all you can do is love your god, and love people. I don’t know about the rest.”
  • March 14, 09:08 AM
  • March 13, 06:48 PM
    “Have you thought about using that font that the S.S. use?”
    Toby Wright
  • March 13, 06:46 PM
    “You talk entirely in parables. You’re like a crap Jesus.”
    Toby Wright
  • March 13, 06:43 PM

    In The Loop

    if you are stuck for a BRILLIANT movie, watch it. but not if you offend easily.

  • March 13, 07:34 AM

    The Fox, The Crow and The Cookie (mewithoutYou)

    this is absolutely the perfect video for this song… and such a good take on a classic fable… and so so so good…

    please watch it.

  • March 13, 06:06 AM

    The Swiss… live… can it be?

    i have no idea whether this band is currently functioning or not, but i do know that they are freakin awesome.

    oh, and that’s my church right there.

  • March 12, 07:02 AM

    If you join this group, Robin will interview you

    . All interviews will be posted to a website (details to follow).

    . A limited selection of interviews may be used as part of my coursework.

    . Interviews to be conducted through Facebook message or email, unless requested otherwise.

    . Copyright of all interviews is retained by me (Robin), the interviewer.

  • March 12, 05:38 AM

    this is at times a little bit too disturbing

  • March 11, 11:13 AM
    “You wasted every moment / all of your saturdays and your sundays.”
    Tempo No Tempo - Line Drawing
  • March 11, 06:23 AM
    “Is that your shape in the foam of the sea / after all these years, coming home to me?”
    Calexico - House Of Valparaiso
  • March 11, 05:24 AM
  • March 10, 05:02 PM

    75 starlings

    there is a poem somewhere in this sad little story.

  • March 10, 04:58 PM

    oalicein.net has been updated

    oalicein:

    i just got rapidweaver—which isn’t as cool as everyone says—and i made a new layout for oalicein.net. hopefully you all like it. it’s pretty plain.

    i like it.

  • March 10, 04:05 PM
  • March 10, 02:27 PM
    “If you bend too far, you’re already broken.”
    Cedric Daniels
  • March 09, 10:36 AM

    this week will feature some of alan partridge’s finest moments… beginning with this one

  • March 09, 05:27 AM
    “Girl you must understand, I can’t work a 9 to 5.”
    Wyclef Jean - Gone Till November
  • March 08, 07:12 PM

    Whalemary

    a really nice new digital 7” from yellow ostrich

  • March 08, 12:50 PM

    lilley:

    the last supper.

  • March 08, 07:51 AM

    La Dispute

    are letting you name your price on bandcamp, including the ‘Here, Hear’ EPs.

  • March 07, 04:04 PM
    “Will Time Nazis strip our tunes?”
    Minutemen - The Politics Of Time
  • March 07, 02:17 PM

    this too shall pass - rube goldberg machine version

    too awesome to be ignored

  • March 07, 11:57 AM

    this bird is called a Shag.

    how does that make you feel?

    (click)

  • March 07, 10:17 AM

    mwahahahaha ive tricked hotmail advertising

    fayebien:

    For weeks my hotmail has been advertising “make yourself amazing” a cosmetic surgery group next to all my messages, this consists of 2 girls in their underwear with obvious boob jobs. I was sick of having to see them, and in the library when i check my emails i have two half naked women on my screen pretty cringy.

    so now ive changed my age to 89 and i havnt seen them since, now i get boots old lady perfume and banking ads woohoo! take that targeted advertising!

    i think we should all do this

  • March 05, 07:08 AM

    Jack Cleverly

    I posted Jack Clevery’s music video the other day, but I didn’t get around to directing you to his bandcamp page, where you can buy his new EP for £2.49 as a high-quality download (or do what I did, and get the CD, complete with awesome packaging for £3.99).

    my copy came in the post last week and I’m loving it.

  • March 04, 06:51 PM

    draft

  • March 04, 05:32 AM

    The Zookeepers

    are giving away their entire discography for “name your price (no minimum)” aka FREE.

    obviously i haven’t listened to their entire back-catalogue, but the tracks i heard were pretty awesome and, due i suppose to their brevity and mocking but no less punk tone, reminded me a little of the minutemen.

  • March 03, 12:23 PM
    “Apparently, I’m evil.”
    Sayid Jarrah
  • March 02, 05:20 PM

    bomtuckle:

    TILT SHIFT!

    (my photo made awesome by http://tiltshiftmaker.com/)

  • March 02, 05:41 AM

    ellesbelles:

    By Natalie Dee.

  • March 01, 06:50 PM

    laughs.fm

    click this link and find out why it’s a bad idea for you as a musician to name yourself after a single letter of the alphabet.

    loving the french dubstep vs 80s hardcore punk vs finnish death metal banter.

  • March 01, 08:58 AM

    aar0n:

    Zut Alors - Rubbing Stones (Demo)

    This is a Demo we recorded with a mic and my laptop in our basement studio back in 2008. It was mostly recorded late at night / early hours of the morning.

  • February 28, 07:26 AM
    “Are we married yet? Because I have plans later.”
    Brad (The Invention Of Lying)
  • February 27, 11:33 AM

Recent tracks

Top tracks

Posts

  • March 17, 11:30 AM

    What Happened?

    So, pretention aside, I documented my entire essay-writing process on twitter, which I guess you can still read if you roll down the page.

    I struggled on Monday, but conquered on Tuesday, all in the face of enormous adversity. I've also done loads of writing for my Creative Non-Fiction unit, perhaps a bit too much, but it's been good practise.

    Hmm. I'm starting to freak about how much stuff I've got/agreed/planned to do over the Easter break. I really need to be able to categorise it all neatly in my head, but it ain't that simple. Very excited about going back though, and I guess I'll just have to make some priorities (dissertation, reading, music with my homeboys - in that order).

    Okay, I guess I'd better get back to what I was doing. Which was nothing. Better than writing in this boring blog though.
  • March 16, 08:30 AM

    It is as if nothing matters, and some chalk and some flowers are all that exists.

    That is the line I have cut from my essay.
    But I really want to put it back in.
  • March 14, 06:39 AM

    K

    I think the letter K best expresses where I'm at right now. I'm hungry, but I can smell bread baking in the kitchen and that makes me feel almost content. But not quite.

    Yesterday I walked into Fal for a cup of tea (and a ciabatta panini) with some lovely people. Then I walked home. I recorded a song about sharks with my new microphone, which is so sensitive that when a bus went past I could feel it shaking in my chest through the headphones, like some gigantic bass.

    Tomorrow is timed paper day. It hadn't really occurred to me to worry about it, because we've been told not to, but now that very same thought is making me nervous. What if it's too easy?

    I'd like to dedicate this blog post to my mother. Happy mother's day.
  • March 12, 08:09 AM

    If you join this group, Robin will interview you

    Click to play.

    . All interviews will be posted to a website (details to follow).

    . A limited selection of interviews may be used as part of my coursework.

    . Interviews to be conducted through Facebook message or email, unless requested otherwise.

    . Copyright of all interviews is retained by me (Robin), the interviewer.
  • March 12, 05:54 AM

    So Begins

    My last week before my last holiday in my last term at UNIVERSITY.

    Next week I have a timed paper, which, I have been told, will be easy. I hope it is. Then, I get to go home for 4 weeks, write a dissertation, interview some folk, make some music, maybe detour to a holiday location avec ma famille, and then return to Falmouth for 5 weeks of lectures, 3 assessed pieces of work, and then on 24th May, a hand-in, after which I will be FINISHED. FOREVER.

    I have my house until July. Graduation is June 30th.

    Meanwhile, life goes on. Buckle is ill. Lauren is hard at work. I have some new shoes, they hurt my feet. Penryn continues to resemble Hobbiton-on-Sea. It is getting slightly warmer. I am guilty of not doing any reading. Tonight: canapes.
  • March 09, 08:44 AM

    Hobbits, and Life Week

    The girls who work at the health food shop remind me of hobbits, not because they are plump and hairy but because they are petite and jovial. It cheers me to wander through Penryn, which is essentially Hobbiton-on-Sea, and be served pasties (definitely hobbit-food) by jolly little hobbit creatures.

    In other news, this week is the CHRISTIAN UNION'S 'Life Week', during which time they (I say 'they', not 'we',) will be trying to lure as many unsuspecting non-believers as possible into one of Christ's almighty fishing nets, using such guerilla methods as an open mic night tonight, which I have once again volunteered to help be tech guy for.

    Being tech guy is cool, it means I get to hang out with all the cool musicians and look cool.

    Nah seriously, I have actually rehearsed a set and volunteered to play, which is a first (you may have heard about my totally inappropriate levels of personal snobbery towards open mic nights). But my game plan is to try and facilitate others, and appreciate the wonderful talents that God has bestowed upon my brothers and sisters. Can I get an amen?
  • March 07, 11:39 AM

    More Visiting

    My brother Joey came down this weekend. Thankfully the weather was just swell, so we could get out and enjoy life. Friday afternoon, for example, was beautiful and sunny and calm, and we walked along the Penryn river and had a good old chat. On Friday evening we attended a random but lovely dinner gathering.

    Saturday brought disappointment when we tried to go and see Alice in Wonderland and it was sold out, but we made up for it by eating some massive chocolate-chip cookies. Joey enjoyed seeing the sights of Falmouth, I could tell. I also feel like I taught him a lot about himself during our various journeys together.

    I won't pretend I've changed. I'm very much the same, perhaps slightly less bitter.
  • March 04, 05:48 PM
  • March 04, 04:50 AM

    Dear WWW

    Dear WWW,
    why does nobody love me anymore?

    Today I am very tired. I am struggling to write this, and when I have finished I will struggle to go downstairs and make breakfast, which I will struggle to eat.

    Yesterday I struggled to behave myself at a CU guest meal, struggled to keep my mouth shut on the bus, and even struggled to eat my BLT at Costa, though I didn't struggle to enjoy having lunch with my friend Kelly.

    Before that, I struggled to walk home in the freezing wind, having struggled to stay focused for a seminar wherein my lecturer struggled to remain in the room and eventually left for home because he was feeling unwell.

    That was yesterday, as a struggle, in reverse.
  • March 02, 06:56 AM

    Opinions

    Someone within the University system keeps trying to get me to fill in the 'National Student Survey', whatever that is. I keep getting emails/seeing banner ads telling me, and my peers, that 'Your Opinion Matters'.

    I'm beginning to worry.

    I think that the National Student Survey is making a big mistake by telling students that their opinions matter. Frankly, their opinions piss me off. Students should be banned from sharing their opinions, in my opinion. DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? HYPOCRISY!!!!!

    Okay but seriously. Opinions do not matter. Even mine. They're wrong. Like, all the time. Whenever I voice an opinion I'm like, 'Oh flup, that's wrong.' But I don't admit, I just sit there, all smug with a big smile on my face.

    Also, I'm sick of the following words: GRADUATE, BUSINESS, SUPPORT, PLACEMENT, POTENTIAL. Please be warned that if you use them in front of me I may headbutt you.
  • February 28, 06:57 PM

    I Just Realised

    I have about ten minutes until it's March, so I thought I'd better do one last February post.

    The last few days have been hard. A lot of time spent on my own, especially under growing pressure from work and various responsibilities, has screwed with my head a little. Thankfully I managed to go on a really long walk on Saturday afternoon, all the way around Falmouth essentially - if you saw a guy holding a Costa coffee, cursing under his breath and looking really spaced out, it was probably me. Today I also took a little stroll, to soak in the February spring which has arrived over the last few days. I know March will be cold at times, but today the sun hadn't set by 6pm, the birds were singing and there was a beautiful calm settled over everything.

    I think this week the workload is gonna get upped. Thankfully that stuff is mostly gonna be fun, or easy, or both, but it coincides with an increase in socialising: I'm getting two family visits this week(!) plus there's a CU events week happening the week after which we're collectively building up to, and no doubt I'll be involved in that somehow. But to top it all, I'm writing songs for a couple of new projects, having just finished some rough demo songs for another project I'll be working with my brother(s?) this Easter. Lucky I got a couple of new mics, ain't it?

    GRIN.
  • February 26, 04:03 PM

    Shame

    The dinner I've just consumed is probably the one that I should feel most ashamed of, in my entire life.
    Menu:

    Cheese & Tomato Pizza (£1.95 from Costcutter)
    Cadbury's mini eggs (about 80g worth, from Lauren's mum)
    Wrigley's extra ice chewing gum (1 of)

    I also drank some juice, and some water, between courses.
    I'm watching the rugby and cheering for France. Is that unpatriotic if they're playing Wales? I don't care, they're winning.
  • February 25, 01:04 PM

    House Inspection

    Our house is being inspected by people who may potentially wish to live in it next year.
    So, that's cool. But what about me; where am I going to live? That information is top secret, and will not be disclosed at this juncture.

    In other news, a few of us met with our dissertation#2 supervisor today, aka Chrissy, who is a PHD student at UCF. Couple of acronyms for you there, free of charge.
    So that was cool, apart from I was weirdly nervous telling the group about myself and my work, unnaturally so, felt like a mini-panic attack in the tiny, claustrophobic interrogation room where we met at the back of the library. Think it was connected to the intensity of the environment.

    Discussion of Heaney and R. S.Thomas in our lit seminar, which was a giggle. I literally giggled. We all did. I liked them a lot better after hearing our lecturer read the poems aloud. Patience is a virtue that must be excercised to properly enjoy poetry, and that is what I learned today.
  • February 23, 12:51 PM

    Does This Guy Ever Shut Up?

    About himself, that is.
    If that question is currently going through your head, let me send one back at you: why the heck are you still reading my blog? Why are you still following me on twitter? Why are you still my Facebook friend? Honestly, all of these mediums are simply means with which I can massage my ego, by talking about myself, all the time, all the time, all the time.

    So on that note, for those of you who are faithful followers in the Temple of Robin (not that I'm advocating idolatry here), read this interesting news bulletin which was released earlier today:

    recently I put together two collections of songs which I felt deserved, in some way, to see the light of day again.

    the first set features some early ventures into recording with synths and drum programming, which I think are really fun, poppy songs. I'm aware of their flaws, but I'm also aware of how strong they felt at the time, how much I enjoyed making them, and how much I still enjoy listening to them. these songs set me on the road to creating an evil clone/alter-ego for myself, so I called them Becoming A Mystery White Boy.

    the second set, which I put online today, was whittled down from 20 or so demos, some covers, some originals, all of which had an immense amount of significance for me despite the fact that they were all flawed in some way. I guess I find it hard to let go of things I've made. so I also give you Summertime, aka Best of the Rejects.
  • February 22, 08:02 AM

    Oregon

    Today's soundtrack = M. Ward and Laura Veirs.

    Both artists reside in Portland, Oregon.

    Who wants to go to Portland with me?
  • February 19, 07:00 PM

    On A Completely Different Note

    I'd like to draw your attention to a collection of poems written by me and my friend Katie.

    My contributions are all set in Cornwall, and based upon experiences I've had, connected with various beaches (the theme for the collection was 'Grey Beaches'), some stemming as far back as maybe 1996. You may know that I love Cornwall to bits and find it to be immensely inspiring, so if you like 'nature poems' (that aren't actually about nature, leastways, not the mother earth type) you might enjoy these.

    (Katie is a brilliant writer, eloquent, lyrical and yet deeply honest. I would recommend reading the collection for her work alone.)
  • February 17, 01:11 PM

    Lent

    I have never really engaged with 'Lent' before; however, this year I have been persuaded by my mother to give up drinking alcoholic beverages during the Lent period, along with the rest of my family.

    Interesting, you might think. And you'd be right: it is interesting, which is why I'm writing about it on here.

    In other news, I had my first seminar in 'Creative Non-Fiction' today, my last ever 'creative' unit on my 'Creative Writing' course. Needless to say, we went for a walk. It was lovely. I am looking forward to the assessments, which include an INTERVIEW (with anyone!), and an ESSAY on literally anything at all, and a REVIEW, which I will struggle with, but there you go.
  • February 16, 06:39 PM

    Oh Yeah, I Almost Forgot

    Mystery White Boy is proud to present, after almost a year of silence, two new singles for 2010.

    Fantastic designs courtesy of Archie Bagnall set the tone, the aim of these singles being to take the production and songwriting of Utopia to a new level while creating fun, dance-friendly tunes.

    ‘Lime’ hints at Mystery White Boy’s venture into space, during which time he was often on the run from the police. ‘Pretty Pretty’ pays lip-service to one of many disastrous encounters with romance, and serves as a warning to all the charming but susceptible young men out there - and of course, to all the pretty ladies.

    Download the singles for free direct from bandcamp, and make sure you spread the gospel, yo.

    http://mysterywhiteboy.bandcamp.com
  • February 15, 09:51 AM

    Hi

    Today I had my first lecture of the semester.

    That's right; five weeks before the Easter break, I resume my course.
    And, I found out today that one of my lectures will be a 'private study session' (lie-in), and that another has been cancelled because we have a timed paper that week, and couldn't possibly handle the pressure of multiple commitments at once.

    And yet they have the nerve to give us a 20-page essay to read on 'The Poverty of the Student Life' which utterly mocks students for being a bit pathetic (and also for being mind-slaves to the capitalist hegemony, but that doesn't really tie in here).

    Well!
  • February 11, 11:56 AM

    Don't Believe That Bullshit They Tell You

    Hi.

    I'd like to come clean and let y'all know a little something about 'good work ethic': it sucks.
    I am not, by nature, a lazy person, but neither do I get overly absorbed in the work I'm obliged to complete, especially if it's not work I've set for myself.

    I have been told - consistently, throughout my school life and my time at Uni - that the harder you work, the better your result will be, or something to that effect. THIS IS NOT TRUE.

    I can't believe how long it has taken me to fully come to terms with that fact. Sure, hard work brings many things: increased gratification, perhaps, and wider breadth of knowledge, no doubt. And hard work may - and let me emphasize that word again, it may help you do better, but that is not a certainity. It is not, it is not, it is not.

    The only essays for which I have received Firsts were written on-the-fly, unplanned, and in rather a 'touchy-feely' manner. They were not bad essays; they had integrity. On the other hand, essays for which I have planned and planned and studied and studied and worked and worked and worked - and believe it or not, those essays do exist - have resulted in mediocre marks. Not bad, as such, but not excellent, and certainly not reflective of the supposed 'law of work ethic': that the more hours you put in, the better the grade.

    Let me tell you something, my children: the system is a bitch.
  • February 11, 04:54 AM

    I Have A Cold

    It is annoying.

    Today I have my tutorial, whereby the formidable Meredith will talk me through all my work to date, which I am half-excited about. I do enjoy finding out my results and seeing how my work went down, but I'm not so keen on the 'you could have done this bit / that bit better' because, well, it's too late now.

    I have received a very helpful email from an Amazon seller telling me that my order will arrive 'between 14:56 and 15:56' so could I please make sure I'm home to collect it. Certainly!
  • February 08, 10:50 AM

    My Last Week Off

    This week is my last week off.
    I have to read a massive course reader, and about a billion books, and keep updating my journal, and finish my new Mystery White Boy songs before I kill myself out of misery.

    In other news, I had a wonderful time with Esther and Nathan. We walked quite a lot. We ate quite a lot. They both had colds and used quite a lot of tissues. Inbetween, there were laughs.

    It was also such a joy to use the car and drive around Cornwall. I love Cornwall. Cornwall, Cornwall, Cornwall, forever in my heart.
  • February 03, 11:23 AM

    For My Project This Term

    I have to write a journal.

    But it shall be like no journal you ever experienced before. Nonono.

    ("You just said Nono and made it sound like Ono." "Ono, did I?")

    I also have to read a load of CRAP about creative non-fiction. To prove how utterly preposterous the very idea of "creative non-fiction" is, I am going to FICTIONALIZE everything that happens in my life. Even the true stuff.

    Further, I have ordered some SWEET records and some SWEET CDs (including new offerings from Hot Chip, Shearwater and Gorillaz).

    And, I have been recording some SWEET new songs which Mystery White Boy will be releasing.

    And this week my SISTER and her BOYFRIEND, NATHAN, are coming to visit, which I'm very excited, so excited that I ordered loads of extra food from TESCO which came TODAY, and some REAL COFFEE BEANS to be ground up in their honour.

    So yeah, we gonna have a good time.
  • January 28, 03:05 PM

    Throw Your Hands In The Air, Go Crazy, Scream

    I am in business.

    By which I mean, I am going to attempt to rip people off in as classy a manner as possible.

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF 2010, I AM PROUD TO PRESENT: ROBIN MITCHELL'S VALENTINE ENTERPRISE

    I will pen a love song for you, or your loved one, or a total stranger who you happen to find incredibly attractive. I will flatter shamelessly, and serve up such compliments as you never received, or alternatively (if you are slightly sadistic) I will write something full of angsty regret, telling the world how you broke my heart.
    The finish product will be presented in the form of your choice, depending on the extent of your love (and your bank balance).


    Click here for more information.
  • January 24, 06:03 PM

    Do You Want To Be The Subject Of My Song?

    Pretty Pretty is shaping up to be a lively, fun, synth-driven romp. The lyrics speak of an unknown person who is extremely attractive and generally amazing.

    As part of a new entrepreneurial initiative, I will dedicate this song to the highest bidder. So the question remains: How much will you pay to be Pretty Pretty?
Upgrade Flash to view this site properly