Rick Jessup

just heard his 'suck knob' is broken. :(

wishes there was a day all about drinkin' and fightin'.

Happy birthday to two fine gentlemen: Jeff Stoddart and Michael Scott. Ain't no party like a Bolton and/or Scranton party.

is happy to report the new crop of Manion Farms Maple Syrup has arrived - if you want some just let me know. $16 for a 1L bottle, $9 for a 500ml.

needs a draught tap at his desk post haste.

just heard that Game TV didn't acquire any more Just Like Mom episodes. I shall continue to toil in obscurity a little longer.

is not watching the Academy Awards. Other things I won't be watching: Any show where awards are handed out.

Jon Bon Jovi is 48 today! Coincidentally, so are most of his fans.

is thinking that was "Canada's closing ceremonies" as presented by Saturday Night Live, yes? Because we wouldn't have actually run laps with giant beavers, flying moose, trappers and maple leaves that can't keep their skirts down.. right?

When Ryan Miller wins the Vezina it'll look nice up on the mantle right next to where he thought his Gold medal would be. Congrats, Canada! :)