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Mumford & Sons ft. Johnny Flynn - Banjolin Song / Awake my Soul
banjolin song is the best mumford song i love mumford and sons they are a nice band that make nice music that is nice to listen to and plus they jam with johnny flynn E.G THIS which is pretty fucking cool because johnny is the greatest person ever and this is one of my favourite videos ever and awake my soul in french is just lovely.
really don’t want to dye them
also i wanted to show you my eyebrows look at how nice they are!!!! i got them done properly on saturday at the hotel we were at and i like them lots and lots.
hello my hair has gone curly in the rain and i just had a great nap and watched last night’s geordie shore (charlotte, holly and that new one on feminism is just kind of sad, poor emily davison) and i’m having pasta for tea mmmmmm with prawns too i love prawns they are the best food i like eating them straight from the fridge all cold and lovely, i haven’t had a prawn mayo sandwich in ages. actually that’s a lie, last week i had a prawn and egg mayo butty, weirdest buffet ever.
Some say it’s rich of The Sun to complain about witch hunts, because it’s conducted plenty of them itself, but that’s really not fair - The Sun has never once conducted a witch hunt against actual witches. I mean, OK, it has picked on one or two other groups like:
Social workers, women in burkas, left-wingers, suburban swingers, binge-drinkers, forward thinkers, gypsies, shirkers, public sector workers, underage mums, overage mums, spongers who sit around twiddling their thumbs, anyone who has had a fight, anyone with cellulite, looters, saggy hooters, feminists, Leninists, Satanists who take the piss, so-called expert boffins, the escorts who let Frank Bough in, anyone caught cheating, Angus Deayton, the England squad, the goalie’s hands, the manager, the Hillsborough fans, speed cameras, reckless drivers, snotty jobsworth, feckless skivers, trendy vicars wearing knickers, lezzers, benders, the cast of EastEnders, Leslie Gratham, foreigners who can’t sing our national anthem, the French, the Portuguese, the Croats, the MEPs, Argentina, Polish cleaners, anyone who lives in Spain or starts a human rights campaign, geeks, freaks, crackers, hackers, killjoys, pillocks, Tory boys, Kinnocks, moaners, miners, former men with new vaginas, the local hoody, Jade Goody, jailbirds, nerds, troubled songbirds, long words and cheating turds on disability benefits who don’t seem quite disabled enough for their liking.
And Chris Jefferies, Russell Harty, members of the Green party, anyone who says recycle, wayward superstar George Michael, Channel 4, ITV, Channel Five, the BBC, overeaters, asylum seekers (especially if they snuck into Britain using any kind of vessel), Katie Waissel, Katie Waissel’s prozzie gran, Iran, Emperor Hirohito of Japan, zealous coppers, wife-swappers, bureaucrats, Eurocrats, non-existent feral cats, an innocent man called Robert Murat, the cast of The Only Way Is Essex, the Levenson enquiry into media ethics, and the occasional supermodel bitches, but never. ever. witches.
A remix of his masterful ditty on the Sun from our own Charlie Brooker on Channel 4’s 10 O’Clock Live - on media guardian’s viral video chart this week (compiled by Unruly Media and fettled up by Josh)
you know when you haven’t heard a song for ages and it comes on shuffle and you’re really happy and everything’s great for a little bit well this just happened because sweet dreams sweet cheeks just came on
white lies - you still love him
i hate this song because i love this song and because it sums everything up and i just hate everything and i wish everything was simple but it fucking isn’t and i’m so pathetic someone needs to get some sense into me because i’m getting fucking sick and tired of this maybe i’ll just become a nun.
GLASVEGAS FT FLORENCE SUSPICIOUS MINDS LIVE @ NME AWARDS 2009
remember this. it was the best. amazing. like, amazing.
Brits Red Carpet
OMG THE HANDGEAR
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COME UP WITH A FLORENCE WELCH DRESS UP OUTFIT FOR FRIDAY. ALL I HAVE IS THE RIGHT HAIR COLOUR, SORT OF. i will have to do old florence and wear glitter and capes.
i was trying to work out why i feel a bit sad and i think it’s because i am suffering from post-new york depression. exactly one year ago today i was walking around central park and nyc in the snow and i’ve never ever been so happy. new york is the best city in the whole world, i’ve never felt so at home as i did when i was there. i want to live there but i know i never will. i miss it so much, if you’ve been then you’ll understand.
Jeremy Irvine, Clemence Poesy and Eddie Redmayne front row @ Burberry Autumn Winter 2012 Womenswear
I love this photo!
You are too beautiful and handsome, please go away, now.
a ridiculously attractive front row.
this is too beautiful p.s is that charlie fink behind with joseph mawle. probably the most attractive show ever.
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heavyinyourarms: Florence’s long note in the Brits performance. oh my lord her voice963 plays
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white lies - you still love him i hate this song because i love this song and because it sums everything up and i just hate everything and i wish everything was simple but it fucking isn’t and i’m so pathetic someone needs to get some sense into me because i’m getting fucking sick and tired of this maybe i’ll just become a nun.20 plays
