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robert downey jr’s name is actually robert
like
his friends call him robert
not robert downey jr.
that’s weird.
One does not simply call Robert Downey Jr., “Robert”
What if some people call him Bob.
ijustwannapretend replied to your post: So… I almost walked into Jim Povolo when were were…
oh god. jealous even though it was an accident. haha
It’s so weird to think about though.
I dunno. They’re just people. They’ve just done stuff that people like and have acquired fans… but they’re still just regular people.
Regular people that walk down the street and nearly get bumped into by clumsy inattentive teenagers.
Like, I walk into people all the time. Any of those people could potential be just as famous as Jim Povolo.
Okay. I shouldn’t be allowed to ramble on the internet at midnight on a school night. Yep. Going to bed now and gonna stop this nonsense.
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So… I almost walked into Jim Povolo when were were in Portland last weekend.
Whole Story:
So when we were in Portland for Apocalyptour, my friend Robin saw Jamie Lyn Beatty at the Saturday market, but brandy and I missed her.
And then later Brandy and Robin both saw Brian Holden and Meredith Stepien leaving as we walked into Powell’s. But I didn’t see them either.
And between those two events I had nearly walked into some guy while looking down at my phone. For a while we were convinced it was Jim Povolo. But then we decided it wasn’t.
But NOW. We’ve seen pictures from when he was in Portland… and he was wearing the same shirt and the headphones around his neck and everything. So we were right.
I nearly bumped into Jim Povolo on the streets of Portland.
Like the thing where you’re both walking towards each other, and you awkwardly step to the same side at the same time kind of thing?
I did that. I “danced”, as some people call it.
With Jim Povolo.
*dies*
sunmono replied to your post: sunmono replied to your post: sunmono replied to…
Okay, good. I just thought you might be thinking I was criticizing you or implying that you were excusing their killing or something. :)
nonononono, I was accusing myself of that, if anything. You were kind of sticking up for my “empathetic side”. ^_^
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No, I know you weren’t rooting for them! I was saying that it was good that you are a sympathetic enough person to understand where they’re coming from even if you don’t condone it. HOW DO YOU WORDS I KNOW NOT
I know! I know what you were saying! xD
But, like, I’m kind of a terribly sympathetic person. I’m always neutral. I am the human middle ground. I am the fence that people sit on.
I always see things from everyone’s points of view and I can’t ever choose a side.
it’s a problem.
But I know what you’re saying! Empathy is good and stuff!
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Eh, I’m not sure there really is a wrong side. Just because it’s not my side doesn’t mean it’s wrong! And understanding why people do things is important and doesn’t necessarily mean you condone it. So I think you’re awesome for taking that side. :D
Hahaha, I’m not rooting for them. I was just kind of pointing out that maybe the town should have been consulted first.
Which is ridiculous because it was an evil face-eating scarecrow of death. I shouldn’t be taking it’s side. What even. xD
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No idea if that actually made sense. Sorry if it was confusing and also sorry for spamming the replies!
No problem at all! Believe it or not, I enjoy talking to you, Kinsey. xD
the year is 1434
henry the blacksmith has a bit too much mead with his buddies and passes out
two months later he receives a message from the fair maiden jane in the next town over that says “what do you mean you wish to squeeze mine buttocks”
“oh my god,” he says, “i drunk carrier pigeoned her”
- 16 weeks ago: temple run
- 15 weeks ago: cinnamon challenges
- 14 weeks ago: #yolo
- 13 weeks ago: Kony 2012
- 12 weeks ago: Draw Something
- 11 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
- 10 weeks ago: Vertical pictures
- 9 weeks ago: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
- 8 weeks ago: Titanic
- 7 weeks ago: Tupac resurrected
- 6 weeks ago: Alt + Reblog
- 5 weeks ago: Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf
- 4 weeks ago: Omfg the Avengers!!!!
- 3 weeks ago: The time everyone freaked out because Alt + Reblog stopped working
- 2 weeks go: Gotye Jokes
- Last week: Reflection: "remember that one time everyone cared about Kony and temple run"
- This week: Cannibal found in Florida/ aka Zombie Apocalypse/ aka The return of Shia Lebeouf
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
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I just don’t really think there’s any reason to justify the killing of innocent people. Like, it’s not like everyone in the town would die. They would just have to deal with life like everyone else in the world. Think what the Doctor would say!
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I’ll stop arguing about this now, haha. We can agree to disagree!
Hahahaha, Yeah. I’m not saying it was a good thing. It was very bad. Just… I understand why they didn’t stop.
I chose the wrong side, I know.
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doctorwho: Remember: Daleks are cruel Daleks are vicious Daleks are thoughtless, genocidal destroyers of worlds. But, first and foremost, Daleks are British. bendydickcuminmysnatch: The single best thing a Dalek has ever said.14411 plays
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jarofbizarre: technoskittles: findingeudaimonia: peppermintwinds: the-sunbird: odair: i’m actually terrified FUCK. HOLY FUCK NO OH GOD NO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s too much! I can’t stop laughing. *hides underneath bed* I thought the only change was the vocals being higher, but then the chorus. OH GOD THE CHORUS.313176 plays
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crunchberrymessiah: Somewhere Out There. Never not reblog.3711 plays
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Brandy’s comments on this post: Bonus:122417 plays
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The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep” Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson35272 plays
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roxinpunch: johnlockinthetardis: tabbykatification: sheepdean: Possibly the greatest line ever uttered by a Dalek #it’s like Britain summed up in one soundclip THAT TAG. I’m a casual viewer, but when I heard this line I had to pause everything because I about split in two.65660 plays
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fuckyeahdisneysongs: DuckTales theme song2028 plays
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damnittony: At Least It Was Here - The 887134 plays
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tomhardigans: mrpondismypatronus: playitagain: 5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011 I like how the first half is ten times better than the later775386 plays
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This. Always this.508292 plays
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Britta bot vs Tokyo, by Annie Adderall Britta bot is on her way to Japan Trying to escape the long arm of the man And Tokyo looks like a good place to seek cover. Hipster cloak and dagger. She thinks her attempts at the language are pretty swell considering she pick up all her phrases from a girl in a well but it’s a joke to watch her try and haggle. Or buy a bagull. Oh Britta bot, It’s like a curse. And she thinks a lot What it’d be like not to be the worst. This is awesome.1435 plays
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damnittony: At Least It Was Here - The 887134 plays
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Glee!by Abed and Mr. Rad Glee It’s a feeling you get When your brain finally lets Your heart get in its pants Glee It’s like a drug that you use That turns your pain into shoes And your shoes into dance! How’s your piano still playing this song? Glee is the answer when questions are wrong You’ll understand if you just sing along ‘Cuz glee is the gift that you neeeeee-heeeed Glee It’s what I’ll spread to my friends Like a virus that sends Them to a healthier place Glee I’ll understand every scene ‘Cuz they’ll sing what they mean Instead of making a face Families are closer when families are winning Everything’s cooler when cameras are spinning Singing and dancing in unison … inining Glee is the gift that we neeeeed Glee!1455 plays
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caucasian-asian007: janinejks: bluishorbs: runstraighttothem: I mixed the last page of the epilogue (read by the amazing Stephen Fry) with Leaving Hogwarts, changed the levels and unfortunately to make it fit, cut some bits out. But yes. This is what it sounds like. reblogging again because of reasons.147450 plays
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relatedworlds: DOCTOR WHO FANS, JUST PRESS PLAY.4009 plays
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katiejanekaboom: unmaketheworld: monsterbloodiv: We all can dream of blazing gloriesBut all I dream of now is you and your blue eyesIt’s strange to think how we can feelWe don’t live our own lives And I wasn’t sure about my ownBut now I’m feeling fine Your video game booksThey might get me funny looksBut Staff Sergeant Max Mayhem gets me hotAnd I’m starting to seeNot just what you want from meBut what you want to get from what you’ve got Now what do you think you’re gonna beYou think you’ll leave some kind of lasting markWell with infinite tomorrows, and no, this isn’t fairNo one gets remembered but right now I just don’t care Your video game booksThey might get me funny looksBut Staff Sergeant Max Mayhem gets me hotAnd I’m starting to seeNot just what you want from meBut what you want to get from what you’ve got There’s not a lot of amputee heroes in history I wish our lives were so much simplerI hope you get to have your moment in the fightAnd no one ever gets to be quite who they want to beBut you wanted to matter, boyWell, you matter to me Your video game booksThey might get me funny looksBut Staff Sergeant Max Mayhem gets me hotAnd I’m starting to seeNot just what you want from meBut what you want to get from what you’ve got There’s not a lot of amputee heroes in historyBut I’ve got one sitting right in front of me OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS EARGASM I’M HAVING? HANK WHY708 plays
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salanderstark: ♫ Troy and Abed, off to Dreamland catching the train to Sleepytown and when they wake up the Dean’ll be here staring at you Sweet deans. ♫ DOWNLOAD3429 plays
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"We have googley eyes!" *Literally the entire room gasps with excitement* *followed by dead silence* *followed by immense laughter*
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Also why did I get a baby magazine in the mail? D: http://t.co/IDZURdzi
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*Drives passed Aunts house, stopping to say hi trough the window* Me: "Hi!" Aunt: "Hey! Do you want some corn on the cob?!" Me: "No...?"
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Everyone's hands are dolphins!
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It's strawberry season. I freaking love strawberry season.
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Every Morning I have to fight the urge to go explore this abandoned greenhouse. http://t.co/7jKkv6hP
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While filming things: "This is so stressful! Why do I put myself through this?!" Ten seconds after filming things: "THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN."
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I feel like director-business-voice Alex is a super annoying version of myself. I'm sorry! I just want this shot to not be crap...
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The fate of this project rests on a tripod.
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And you get an otter pop! And YOU get and otter pop! YOU ALL get otter pops!!
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Hercules is actually a giant cinnamon roll.
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"It's the 30th of may-that's when the cats come out to play."
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Bubbles are awesome.
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@CodenameJD "I made America! You're all welcome!" -Obama ...I mean... Washington...
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@CodenameJD Yessssssss!
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"You're my bright night. You're my morning bird. We're wing men, singing in thirds..."
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Cruel. Cruel cruel cruel. #Community
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Okay. I might need to tweet these.
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I've got two tweets saved as drafts. I don't know what they are. I'm going to check it out. Wish me luck, this could get pretty intense.
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Ice skating is fun times. In case you were wondering.9 days ago
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Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf.4 weeks ago
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Community, you are the best show. The best show of all the shows.5 weeks ago
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Realizing characters in shows go home at night and aren't their characters any more. They are actual people. And this realization is heartbreaking.8 weeks ago
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"Everyone look at their watch! What time is it? BOWSER TIME." Bowser is a cool dude.2 months ago
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CHEESEBUNS.2 months ago
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Note to self: use the phrase "neat-o" more often.2 months ago
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In which Alex gets accepted to Seattle University and freaks out because they also sent a note ending with "DFTBA". Oh, and a scholarship.2 months ago
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I have finished reading The Fault in our Stars.4 months ago
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Oh hey. So, it's 2012 now... so I should probably update my facebook, right? This is one of those times you have to do that, right? There's no choice involved? It's mandatory? No? No... I'm pretty sure it is. Yeah.5 months ago
