i am phil crone

wonklife:

its-cam:

” The reason you haven’t felt it is because it doesn’t exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons. You’re born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I’m living like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t one “

Don Draper - Mad Men

THIS IS KIND OF A SPOILER but my guess is Betty actually does have cancer. Here’s my evidence:

1) She meets her friend in the cancer ward. Her friend says she sometimes wishes she had never told anyone that she had cancer — that she had just kept quiet and then faked a car crash. 

2) After calling Don in a panic, she doesn’t actually call to tell him the scare is passed. 

3) When she gets the “news” that she’s okay, she exhibits no changes at all. No growth. No kindness. Barely even any relief. At the end of the show, she goes for Sally’s ice cream rather than trying to lose the weight. Perhaps Betty just can’t grow. But perhaps she actually doesn’t have anything to feel thankful about.

4) FINALLY, we know — or at least are pretty sure — a main character dies this season. Also, Betty is kind of an awful character at this point, and I’d be surprised if the show’s creators didn’t know it.

Sorry, Bets.

I buy it.

fuckyeahstreetstyle:

fr0zentears

tite shews

I gotta get back on Tumblr.

Jay-Z - Some How Some Way (feat. Beanie Siegel & Scarface)

I forgot about this song.

Town Hall - Mary A. Longden

The Oracle Hysterical - Im wunderschönen Monat Mai

Sup, Schumann?

Visible here are the new, under construction One World Trade Center and 8 Spruce Street (New York by Gehry). Taken from Fort Greene Park.

I am working my way through the Rihanna discography. I have little to say about the quality of the music, which is consistently not-bad, with the exception of the singles, which I already knew were good. I’m actually more interested in her albums’ cover designs. The cover above, from Music of the Sun, is clearly the worst. I suppose this makes sense, since it was her first album and expenditures on cover design were likely lower than they would be for later albums. But I’m not sure how much that explains. I think I could have designed a better album cover than that. But I suppose tastes are different.

Her best album cover is either the cover for Good Girl Gone Bad or the cover for Loud:

There is much more to say here about Rihanna’s changing image, but I’m not qualified to comment on that since I’m still working my way through the discography.

I would not be surprised if this was the most listened-to song of the past five years in certain circles.

I was introduced to M.I.A. during my freshman year of college in the fall of 2007, just after the release of Kala. At the time, M.I.A. was certainly not an underground artist by any means, but she certainly had not gained the notoriety that she would gain after “Paper Planes” was featured on the trailer for Pineapple Express, for example. And I think it’s hard to hear “Paper Planes” in the same way now. I heard the song at a bar or a café the other day, it’s not really important where. And the song has held up fairly well in the intervening years, but here’s something that I do not think has held up:

M.I.A. third world democracy

I got more records than the K.G.B.

So…no funny business

It’s impossible, for me at least, to not find those lines ridiculous. Maybe I should have always found those lines ridiculous, but in 2007 I didn’t. This likely has something to do with me and shifts in my political views in the past several years, and it likely has something to do with M.I.A. herself and the difficulty in taking her politics seriously when, for example, this song is featured on the Pineapple Express trailer and when she told people to harass that New York Times reporter and when she made unsubstantiated claims of genocide, etc.

But I think another reason these lines are difficult to take seriously is that there has been a real change in our culture since 2007, something like a loss of innocence. In the summer of 2007, you could throw out phrases like “third world democracy,” which don’t articulate an actual political program but establish a set of political allegiances, with sincerity, there was room to do that. I’m not sure there is such room anymore. Or rather, I don’t know if there is such room to be heard as being sincere. Intentions don’t matter. I imagine M.I.A. is just as sincere as she was in 2007, but it’s become harder to hear her that way. Because of course you would say something about the “third world” and the “K.G.B.” and probably “George W. Bush” and “capitalism.” These words take scare quotes now because it’s not actually about the third world or the K.G.B. or George Bush or capitalism. It’s not about those political allegiances really, even if you do have those political allegiances. It’s about projecting a certain self-image, it’s about cultural capital. (I bring up cultural capital because I just read this article, about which I would like to say many contradictory things.) Irony has become more important in the intervening years, which isn’t to say that it wasn’t important in 2007, but perhaps it had a narrower scope.

There is one song that comes to mind and which I think embodies the sort of contemporary zeitgeist. A song that, to me, was designed to hit all the right buttons and appeal to all the right sorts of people. It’s “Better Off Without You” by Summer Camp:

I can’t hear this song as sincere, regardless of the intentions of Summer Camp. This insincerity isn’t a bad thing, though. It’s actually a very good song. But it’s too perfectly crafted. (The same goes for the Instagramed music video.) It’s a case in how to combine elements that were once cool into something that is “cool.”

There are many differences between “Better Off Without You” and “Paper Planes.” Thematically, musically, culturally they are drawing from very different sources. And so maybe it’s silly to try to compare them at all. And maybe I’m just full of shit. Maybe none of this makes sense, and I’m just projecting my own cultural prejudices onto “the culture,” which is a phrase I use so that I don’t have to do the work of defining what I am talking about. I’m sure there were people who always scoffed at M.I.A. And I’m doubtful that my analysis would hold up to any sort of serious scrutiny. But I also think there’s a chance I have something right.

barackobama:

Evidence of the famed “Colbert bump”: Our analytics team found it while looking at how many followers the First Lady gained during her first day on Twitter.

Also found: evidence that the Colbert bump was dwarfed hugely by the Kutcher bump. Sorry, Stephen.

• Aurora: So that's great, you're in a band. What's it called?
• Jez: Oh, right now we're called "Various Artists" just to fuck over people with iPods. We think it'll set us back two or three years, which is cool.

nevver:

Forever

West Philly

High Places - Altos Lugares

High Places released two nearly perfect albums in 2008, 03/07-09/07 (which, as the name suggests, was actually a compilation of material previously released in 2007) and High Places. Their fall-off afterwards reminds me of Nas post-Illmatic. It Was Written was not a bad album, but it was not Illmatic. Same goes for High Places. High Places vs. Mankind (2010) and Original Colors (2011) are not bad. In some ways, they are more interesting than the earlier High Places releases. They are “darker” and more “complex.” But they abandoned the purity of the High Places’ early releases that was, as I said, nearly perfect.

Still, the band is able to record good songs. “Altos Lugares” is the final track from Original Colors. It’s not bad. It’s no “Sandy Feat” or “Jump In” or “Vision’s the First” or “From Stardust to Sentience.” But it’s solid.

barackobama:

Mitt Romney said at last night’s debate that he wants to provide “relief” to the middle class. Based on what his tax plan would actually do to middle-class families, we’re not sure that word means what he thinks it means.

I just remembered I was supposed to write up the conclusions of my Ryan Gosling marathon. I guess I’m still planning to do that. Maybe tomorrow.

The Beach Boys - I Know There’s an Answer

I’m not sure there’s anything as good as Pet Sounds.