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  • Me: My marinara sauce. Herbed parm in my marinara sauce.
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  • Me: ...yeah.

hungoverowls:

“It’s okay. You got this. Deep breaths, familiar landmarks. Deep breaths, familiar landmarks.”

new year’s resolutions:

1. be perfect

2. no more drunk texting

3. no more drunk driving

4. be better than what I have been

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IS IT SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER IF IT LASTS UNTIL YOU GET A BOYFRIEND?

I don’t know if this headache is worth it.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

KARMA POLICE,

ARREST THIS MAN, HE TALKS IN MATHS 

HE BUZZES LIKE A FRIDGE

HE’S LIKE A DETUNED RADIO …

kinda dying.

THE THING IS, the thing is

the thing is: I’m too much of a damn coward to tell the boy I like I want him to kiss me. also, because he’s an alcoholic and a smoker and it’d prolly be nasty anyway and I haven’t seen him sober (me or him) in months but dammit I like him dammit.

If someone’s done this already, let me know immediately and I will remove it.

kinda wish I could bring my Austin friends up home to chill at my house

thedailywhat:

Terrific Typo of the Day: When you see it… you’ll wonder what something like that might look like and how one would go about getting the other 90%.

[@hinge832.]

Screw you guys

animalsbeingdicks:

Brandon was so upset that he didn’t get his way, he took his blanket and went home. 

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December 22, 03:34 AM

Recalling a moment last winter in my last apartment (Sandstone 102 aka sandSTORM102) alone in the living dungeon when the frat boys upstairs or perhaps just outside in the adjacent apartment complexes ended a party listening to Phil Collins. The music leaked into my apartment for what felt like hours but was probably only half an hour, 45 minutes tops.

May 10, 05:33 PM

There is a serious fly infestation in the apartment. It is equal parts disgusting and funny.

We aren’t sure how this came to be, just that the other morning yells of frustration could be heard from the kitchen. Indeed, out by the garbage can was Christie, wielding a cereal box and batting it against the window. An estimated 30 flies met their end in those ten minutes of fight.

The battlegrounds in a quiet moment

We do have a theory. For a while we’ve suspected birds living in our dryer vent, as evidenced by the chirping and flapping noises, and the dryer not doing its damn job.

Now we think something died in there, and a fly laid its eggs on the dead body in our walls.

They always struggle at the end.

The final resting place of more than 100 flies.

This shit actually works, now.

 

April 07, 01:27 PM

Just sharing some overall stats from my 750words last month. I didn’t complete the One Month Challenge, and I’ve already failed it for this month, but I’ll do better next month.

Statistics
Average time to 750 words: 23 minutes
Average word speed: 31/min
18 days completed of the 23 days started
15,561 total words

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March 01, 05:29 PM

It’s been over three weeks since I last logged into Facebook (I think I deleted it), and I can say with confidence that I’m happier without it. (For the record, I deny ever being “addicted” to Facebook.)

Sure, I’m missing out, but that’s part of why I’m happier. I don’t have to see other people having fun without me, so my stupid lady feelings don’t get offended. (Yeah, being a girl still sucks, but nothing’s going to change that.)

Even if I do find out eventually, it hurts a lot less. Which doesn’t really make sense, but that’s okay. I’ve kept busy. I have a lot to do. Not sure if it’s helping me with my studies, but we’ll see. Now that I mention it, last spring I gave up Facebook for Lent and got a 4.0 – possibly relevant.

I miss Plano, my dog (as usual), viola, mommy and daddy (nevermind that I saw them just over a week ago, I still miss them), the pink LeSportsac pencil bag that I either lost or left at home, Nico (my dog), driving 200 miles alone (which I don’t get to do often because it seems like every time I want to go home, so does my brother…I think it’s a conspiracy devised by papa to minimize my driving. He’ll completely deny it, though. And hi mom, I know you’re reading this – no, I’m not bitter, just observing. In fact, I find it amusing), using my wireless keyboard (given up hope on ever finding the receiver), and my non-Austin friends.

N-N-N-NAP TIME! Then study-for-genetics time.

February 26, 05:47 PM

Second movement of the cello concerto, about 4 minutes in (actually, it’s a motif present in all three movements), fits nicely with the beginning of Ghosts n’ Stuff.

deadmau5 – Ghosts n’ Stuff (feat. Rob Swire)

Also, Bumblebeez 81′s Pony Ride. But I’m not too big a fan of that song.

Unless no one else can see (hear) what I’m talking about, in which case this post never happened.

Edit: Okay, I checked it out on YoutubeDoubler and it’s mostly just noise. Uh…sorry for wasting your time.

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