HEY. If you're good with video editing stuff and making music video things, YOU could volunteer your time and make a music video for me! Seriously, I'm looking for someone who would want to like do a music video thing for a track on the album. Something weird and trippy and stuff.
I've worked it out so I can get 100 LPs, 50 cassettes, 100 CDs, 100 posters, and probably some stickers for a not totally crazy amount of money. If I go through Kickstarter, this might actually happen.