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Boy do I feel dumb.
The Phoenix Wright games have been very popular for years now. Being that I didn’t have a DS and the game appeared to be a bit too “Japan-ey” for my tastes, I’ve never played one. Until now, that is.
I just downloaded the first Phoenix Wright game on my iPhone and accidentally just spent my entire lunch break playing it. So fun!
Die Antwoord - I Fink U Freeky - David Letterman
Never thought that I would see the day where Die Antwoord was on Letterman. Poor Letterman is so awkward at the end. He has no idea what to say.
Looking for something at Target to get the gf for Valentines Day. Nailed it. (Taken with instagram)
I’m not going to lie. I was pretty skeptical about this new Spider-Man film coming out. After seeing the new trailer though, I’m actually looking forward to it!
Swinging into a theater near you on July 3rd.
The Amazing Spider-Man Official Trailer posted by Sony Pictures
Via: Geeks Are Sexy
I’ve been real skeptical of this, too. I still am, but after this trailer, less so.
Why is his mask off so much? Sheesh.
Ugh. This really pains me to say, but after playing that new Twisted Metal demo on the Playstation 3 and trying my best to enjoy it, I just can’t. This sucks. I loved the Twisted Metal series back in the day on the OG Playstation. I was really looking forward to this. I’ve been begging for the series to return for a decade now. Now that it’s here, it’s just all kinds of blah.
I don’t know if I’ve outgrown them or if the car combat genre is just dead, but there’s no way that I can justify paying $60 for it when it’s released next week. No way. I’m not sure I’d even pay $15, which is quite sad considering how excited I was for it.
‘The World Has Changed’: Watch The ‘Avengers’ Superbowl Trailer [Extended Video]
Oh my. I came buckets.
- Teen 1: Dude, have you seen Drive yet?
- Teen 2: No. Is it any good?
- Teen 1: No, it's so boring. It's pointless. Nothing happens.
- Teen 2: It looked pretty dumb anyway. I heard it's a lame Fast & Furious ripoff.
- Teen 1: Dude, it's so bad. Like the main character does nothing but stare at people the whole time. It's so stupid. He hardly even drives.
- Teen 2: That sucks. Oh shit! They made a Tekken movie!
- ME (Inside my head): I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU.
Looking for something fun to do tonight? Try this!
So I sometimes wonder why I still have a Facebook. I’ve not used that thing since my parents added me. But then every once in a while, being that I’m from Kentucky and I went to high school with a bunch of white trash, you get things in your feed like this. ITZ GOLD! I’m not even going to edit out the names. That’s how few fucks I giveth.
But here’s what you need to do: Gather up some friends, everyone pick out a character, then do a dramatic reenactment of this conversation. Use this as a guide. The girlfriend and I did this already and many lols were had.
I may or may not be bidding on a complete Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sewer playset right now. Cross your fingers…
Do I have any prostitutes following me? How much does one charge to sell themselves? Will I cry afterwards?
I tried to combat my illness with medication and rest. Now I try a different approach. (Taken with instagram)
I’m home sick today. What started off as a sore throat has quickly evolved into le tiredness, coughing (w/ gross stuff coming up), explosive diarrhea, runny nose, and overall achiness…so, yeah, I’m home today.
Here’s what’s on the agenda today:
I’m going to eat a lot of these…
I’m going to drink a shit ton of this…
I’m going to eat some of this…
I’m not moving from this…
…unless it’s to cuddle with this… (though she doesn’t look like she wants to be cuddled)
And I’m going to watch all of these back-to-back-to-back-to-back…
The end.
25 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods
Posting this for my girlfriend/former-Cincinnati-native. Why former, you ask? Because after spending the entire month of December trying to sell me on the idea of moving to Clifton (which is in Cincinnati, the area highlighted) and vowing that nothing bad ever happens there, she was robbed and forced to move in with me in the safety of Northern Kentucky.
This is the ultimate case of “I told ya so.”
Checked Web MD to see what it said about my sore throat, congestion and overall ickiness. Turns out I may have cancer. I may also be pregnant. I also may have aids. Oh, and I may also be pregnant with a cancer infested aids baby.
Thanks Web MD.
EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE.
This is kind of the cutest thing ever. Of course I like to imagine that the following took place immediately thereafter.
