Joshua Richey

Being that Zodiac is the only David Fincher film that I haven’t seen, tonight I’m watching me some Zodiac. I’m also going to pretend that the movie is about Bruce Banner, Tony Stark and Donnie Darko trying to track down a serial killer.

What the hell is wrong with me? I’ve never been into movies like that. There’s no way that that film is any good. There’s no way I walk out of that theater feeling good about my decision to see it…but goddammit, I’m so intrigued.

I’ve had a sick fascination with Chernobyl since I had to do a paper on it back in the 7th grade. That’s probably the source of my conscious wanting to see it. I’m hoping that by writing this out and reading it will make me realize how dumb of an idea that truly is.

wilwheaton:

maxistentialist:

Hey Tumblr friends, I made this game called Cards Against Humanity and it’s in stock right now.

Best. Game. EVER. Get it now, before it goes out of print again.

I ordered a copy today! I’ve been waiting for this to be in stock for months. If you’ve not heard of it, google it and order a set.

yeahiwasintheshit:

my stapler

Community rips on Brett Ratner

Easily one of my favorite scenes from this season.

Cannot unsee: Our coffee maker is Iron Man. (Taken with Instagram at Mooshoo Mansion)

I guess I wasn’t cool enough to join Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison, Cobain and Whinehouse’s 27 Club. I did the best I could. I ate pizza like every day; I did heroin every opportunity I had; I watched several episodes of Two Broke Girls…yet I survived to see 28.

Does it feel different? Right now, yes. 28…that’s so close to 30. OMG and then once you turn 30, you’ll eventually turn 40. Fuck. That. Noise.

Now instead of being a 27 year old man that eats Cocoa Puff Brownie Crunch, reads comics, plays video games and watches nostalgic Nickelodeon cartoons, I’m going to be a 28 year old man that eats Cocoa Puff Brownie Crunch, reads comics, plays video games and watches nostalgic Nickelodeon cartoons. That’s way different.

I also can’t help but to notice how much things have changed within the last year for me. 27 was the year that Joshua Richey grew up…well, grew up a little bit. I stopped drinking, I entered into the most serious and healthy relationship that I’ve ever been in, I allowed my girlfriend to move in with me, she and I just recently moved into a bigger and better place, and I started a new career that, thus far, I’m very happy with. There was more growing up for me in the last year than there’s been in the last 27 years.

I begin 28 the happiest that I’ve ever been in my entire life. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go eat some Cocoa Puff Brownie Crunch.

My birthday is on Monday. Still plenty of time for one of you to install this in my home.

thedailymeme:

Socially Awkward Penguin

This J.M. Walter piece is amazing!

Poor Martha. That name has to put a lot of pressure on you. (Taken with instagram)

Finally went to the movies and seen’t something besides The Avengers. Kinda proud of myself. #kindawishisawavengers (Taken with instagram)

netflixia:

Drive

(2011) Rated R - 100 minutes

A Hollywood stuntman who moonlights as a getaway driver is lured from his isolated life by a lovely neighbor and her young son. His newfound peace is shattered, however, when her violent husband is released from prison.

8.0/10 - IMDB

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I promise that this will be one of the final times I mention Drive on here. But it’s on Netflix Instant now! Watch this fucking movie. Watch it fity times.

When you’re still too awkward to buy condoms (and just condoms) at the store, Walmart’s $5 movie section is a god send.

I’m laying in bed, eating Goldfish, high off Percocet, and watching I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.

This is truly the best morning I’ve had in a long time.

ruinedchildhood:

Life.

This just happened. This makes my third time. (Taken with instagram)