MJ Kurs-Lasky

Ewe would not believe how many sheep I saw today.

When life gives you chickpeas, eat hummus.

I'm shell shocked in the best way possible! Turtle Power!

ACC you soon, Greensboro.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. The great @snowquester has spoken.

Only at @kaboom would they let me speak at the staff retreat about peanut butter and jelly sandwichcraft.

Happy 50th birthday to the other MJ.

That was one shell of a game! Turtle Power!

I'll eat avocado wrapped in anything, even seaweed and rice, just don't call it sushi.

What happens if I'm still at the White House Staff Inaugural Ball when the clock strikes midnight?

I MJ do solemnly swear that I was at the Inauguration. http://t.co/NXfRe2oR

Answer: I took the online test for this television quiz show tonight.

Fed man walking. That was a delicious brunch.

Happy New Year's Day to all and Happy Bar Mitzvah to the millennium.

After staying in the heart of Manhattan for a week, D.C. will feel like the countryside.

I just did an unparalleled parking job.

And I said, "Let there be flight."

There's a donkey in the room!

Why are so many people in the airport dressed as Frank Abagnale for Halloween?

It's not a cable car ride if you're not hanging off the side.