this nap is gonna happen whether i want it to or not…so while i’m gone feel free to ask me shit, or most likely drone on about how much you love my beard and wanna have like millions of its babies….
mikeypizzle.com/ask
(via melski)
I was at this little taco place in Raleigh North Carolina that was right around the corner from my apartment and i saw her. She was just standing outside. I went in and got my 4 asada tacos with extra hot sauce but when i came back out she wasn’t standind by the wall anymore. Instead she was by my car. I said hi and she asked what kinda tacos i got. I told her extra hot asada, then she asked if i could share? I said yeah, then she pulled two Arizona Green Teas out of her backpack and we ate on the trunk of my car. She didn’t say anything until after we finished and then all it was just thanks and she walked away…….then i noticed she had slashed my tires….
(via Brain-Food)
I was at that giant shiny bean thing in Chicago taking pictures of my reflection when i saw her behind me taking a picture of me taking a picture. I commented on how “meta” the situation was and we ended up in her apartment/studio talking about the finer points of bokeh photography and how lomography is overrated. We took pictures of each other with her polaroid sun 600 and wrote out numbers on them….she never called me…but she did start following me on twitter.
if you want me to write a fictional meeting story about you…tell me and gimmie a picture to use….ps. use “ask”
(via Suskia Hyde)
I was at a Of Montreal show, our beaded indian attire got tangled and we spent 20 minutes making out at the bar in the back of the venue. At the end of the show she smacked my ass and said “good game.” The number she gave me was fake and now i have a cold sore.
write as many fictional meeting stories with picture of babes i find on weheartit as possible
(via sexualistic)
I met her at a Godard film festival, we talked about post modern expressionism while enjoying coffee and too many cigarettes.
This is the last thing i saw before i passed out….i awoke the next morning to a ransacked apartment and note that said “blog ya later.”
….and then i explode in a cloud of orgasm….
Spanish designer Oscar Diaz has designed a calendar that uses the capillary action of ink spreading across paper to display the date. Each month, a bottle of colored ink spreads across a sheet of paper embossed with numbers, coloring them in as it goes.
i will never get creeped out!
Sitting at starbucks…working on these photo orders…i’m prepping each one to make sure they fit a 4x6…..
Currently Downloading: Suicide Girls Guide To Living….i have no fucking clue what to expect from this…but there will be caps…so many caps….
Now testing: Direct video uploads
Over the next few hours, we’ll be rolling out crazy simple native video uploading to all accounts. This is designed to be an easy alternative to full-blown video sites when all you want to do is post a quick video to your blog.
Just a few notes:
- You can upload up to 5 minutes of video every day. You can break this up across as many videos as you damn well please.
- Tumblr will immediately post most H.264-MP4-AAC videos without transcoding! That means no waiting and no quality loss. Photo Booth videos and iMovie’s “Export to iPod/iPhone” work great.
- If you’re looking to post longer videos, customize your player, or host HD videos, you’ll be much better off with a feature-rich video tool such as Vimeo.
Enjoy!
Oh shit motherfuckers…get ready to see and hear me a lot more….
yes i have actually thought about shaving things into my beard…would I? No never.
hmmm i think the only “one that got away” is the girl that jumped outta my van before i had a chance to defile her….JK! You guys i don’t rape i a van…that’s what my basement is for!…DOUBLE JK!
But seriously no…i don’t consider “one getting away” an option it’s just things run their course, and if it ends because of something i fucked it than that’s just how it is.
Lastly my fave position is penis in vagina….
These are two questions i got last night while i was out… didn’t wanna answer them separately so i capped them, cause i’m pretty sure it’s the same person…And all i gotta say is that this made me laugh so fucking hard when i read them…The first one about looking like a rapist and not minding being raped is totally how i get laid 99% of the time (i dig chicks with emotional issues). Then the second one is even better! I mean Bear Grylls and cock sucking…GREAT! And also i gotta give props for being able to eat dick and ask type at the same time…So whoever drunkenly yelled these questions at me last night…plus lemme know, you are too awesome.
Yeah we do….and if you ever wanna hang just trek up into the city, we do shit all times.
Why are you forcing me to live on only 3 hours of sleep…what did i do to you…I give you all the food and alcohol you desire and this is how you repay me…psh just wait until i evolve into pure energy and don’t to deal with this shit anymore.
Emoticon Rorschach
and i came back with a sandwich….
(via Daniboy)
iono which is worse Puffy’s dance moves or Godzilla himself…..
Hey motherfuckers…you must all know by now that my Birthday is on March 26th….i’m pretty sure it’s like a world holiday or some shit….But if you love me and wanna show me you do, you can totally buy me this Moleskine for my bday!
(click it to go to amazon)
If you do get it for me and need my address email me: michaelp326@gmail.com
Soooo there are still 24 free 4x6 prints available….The picture above has been the most popular one so far…Click the picture to go to the original post for all the details…Order up people this shit is free…And if I become famous one day you can totally sell the picture for major bucks!
yes…he/she will be the chosen one…the bringer of the end…Harbinger of death….a.k.a John Cusack….
see here, and honestly i’ve always been a personality guy, but that’s not to say that looks don’t matter i mean comon i don’t care who you are physcial attractiveness is always important…
No, i don’t want to spread this seed in any way..Can you imagine a world with my offspring in it! Actually, the day a child of mine is born is probably gonna be 12/21/2012….get it…
it’s been known to glow on occasions, and will promote good health to loved ones.
I believe they are..i need to really look into more….AND FUCK YES I’M GONNA SEE THEM! They seriously put on one of the most energetic amazing live shows i’ve ever seen…i would get tired just watching them…if i wasn’t already dancing my ass off and screaming at the top of my lungs. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!!!!
now that i can get behind…figuratively and literally….unless your a dude…i don’t roll that way……
This also brings me around to a conversation i had last night about how i get no real good “ask” topics…always just simple things…unless monsterbeard is asking something comic book related….You people know i’m more than just a beard and hotness right? I”M A PERSON WITH THOUGHTS, FEELINGS AND OPINIONS!
Oh yeah totally! I love just jumping into a relationship with a person I know nothing about!
Then i party with a bunch of them and feel like the fucking troll and promptly find a bridge to hide under….
I fucking love meeting Tumblrs…it brings me the emotional high equivalent of getting pulled over by the cops and not getting a ticket….But in a seriousness i do love it. The people are always very cool and interesting…even if it’s someone i don’t follow or know.
All it took was me accidentally hitting the “Stumble” button as opposed to the “Tumblr” button for this beauty to pop up…LUCKY!!!!
i’m talking about free pictures motherfuckers! I mean i really don’t wanna have to type it all out again. Btw there are 40 prints left….hop on it bitches!
You get no smile on this friday….i’ve been awake since 5am…i fell asleep at 3am…i was drinking from 9pm to 12am….today is gonna suck something fierce.
The Broken by Coheed and Cambria
The only man in the closet i’m afraid of is R. Kelly….brotha be tryin to piss on me!
accidental e-brake on all the way home….and puke all over my car…THANKS RYAN!
So I got 50 free 4x6 prints from Shutterfly…so i figured i’d do the right thing and give them away sort of. So I made a set on my Flickr with all the photos i would think people would want….So just send me an email with a link to the photo or photos you want…and maybe an address cause i think i can have them shipped directly to you….so yeah go ahead and make a choice…and reblog the fuck out of this.
oh and if there is a picture you want that is not in the set feel free to search my account and find it…or go to my photo blog and find something there.
email: Michaelp326@gmail.com
peach out
(via typelouder)
Ugh…let’s do this
hate. you. forever.
i’m a bro that has had arachnophobia for years and have learned to deal with, because being a man i’m the one that has to kill the fuckers for whatever lady is currently in my life…..So yes size matters i mean i little dinky spider is nothing but if it’s bigger than say a quarter than i’m havin some issues i gotta work through….
here’s your fucking gpoyw……btw that’s my model face i call it “passive aggressive-ism”
The best part of Hayley Williams being on tumblr is that when she finally dumps chad/ he drops her we will all get to read all the sappy emo shit she will post….tell me you’re not excited!
Hey! How yeah doing babe? Ahhh i’m sorry you had a bad day at work, that sucks….Want some dinner? I ordered some chinese from that place we like down the street. I got you the fried rice with tofu and an order or eggplant tofu in black bean sauce, cool?
Any way i’m writing you this to let you know that every morning i get up 15 minutes before you and take a picture of you, because you look so beautiful while sleeping. I hope you don’t find this too creepy. Also I’d like to add that i’m glad you aren’t super conscious of you body because you are my favorite thing to photograph. You bring out inspirations in me that i never knew i had. <3
Also there’s a 6 pack of PBR in the fridge…
Love,
Mike.
Photographer and blogger (but seriously who isn't these days.) Michaelp326@gmail.com
