Exceeding The Levels Of Badonk

thischarge:

wongawonga:

mel-chan91:

gustokongkape:

masakilove:

dizzydennis:

iwanna-cookie:

archejoiyo:

pon-da-floor:

painting-on-the-sky:

julieyumi:

sailor masochist….just great

Neo Bishounen, BITCH.

Magical Exorcist

sounds cool

Chibi Magician yey

Digi-Alchemist! ^^ COOL!

Fighting Mermaid :D

MAGICAL MAGICIAN?! HAHA

Kamen Oujisama

…. XD

Magical Bishoujo…. LOL

magical masochist;

okay so how accurate is this? because i’m pretty magical.

and a little masochist.

Vampire Gakusei. Yup, that hasn’t been done.

lol if my initials were VE 

coelasquid:

Haley Joel Osment looks kind of like his head grew up but his face didn’t.

crazyandrew:

win

I ate this today, and it was pretty fuq’in delicious okay.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Sketchy guy walks around pet store”

Bottom Text: “Breaks 6 ferrets’ necks and leaves blood all over small animal room”]

I have a horrifying retail story. 

My now store manager worked as a cashier at one of our old locally owned (outside of Milwaukee, WI) pet stores a few years back. One day a guy came in and was looking through bins of toys and such but his entire demeanor was creepy. She thought he was going to steal something so she kept a close eye on him. He went into the small animal room and she kept watch on the door and waited until he went out of the room. She went in to make sure he didn’t steal any animals or anything, and she did not expect to find the horrifying scene he had left in there. There was a bin in the middle of the room with 6 ferrets in it and the man had snapped all of their necks and blood was splattered all around the room. 

She reacted as quickly as one can in such a situation, and grabbed a huge rawhide bone and ran in the direction she saw him leave the room in. She was ready to beat this guy to a pulp. She searched the whole store and parking lot but he was gone. A few weeks later, still shaken from the incident, she saw the man’s face on the news one night. He was featured because he was in custody for a string of really gruesome murders. 

The man was Jeffrey Dahmer. I sincerely wish I were joking about this but he was actually a regular customer at one of our other locations at the time. He bought a lot of fish and had a decent customer/retailer relationship with one of the old owners. Almost makes me appreciate the normal pissy customers I’ve had to deal with.

husssel:

So, I was reading through my comments the other day when I came across one that really disturbed me…This girl is really pretty. NO HOMO. I know what you’re thinking “It’s 2012 who still says that”. I thought the same thing too. But for those of you who don’t know. No Homo is a qualifier that is used to assure your present company that you are not in fact a homosexual. Because this phrase makes my skin crawl. I decided to make up a few qualifiers of my own and with your help I hope that I can make these really popular in 2012. - Chescaleigh

it’s a north korean classic

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CAN YOU GIVE ME A DISCOUNT FOR NO REASON ON THIS PERFECTLY GOOD ITEM?.”

Bottom Text: “…NO.”]

why do people even bother?

iangallaghers:

pinklysm00th:

godshipspikey:

nostalgicgamemusic:

The Sims- Buy Mode

i want this played at my funeral

same

 #wedding music #funeral music #birthday music #walking music #jogging music #waking up music #reading music #etc

imanassspankme:

waitingarea

Lifehacks: 10 Tips To Make Life Easier

1. Pump up the volume by placing your iPhone & iPod
 in a bowl - the concave shape amplifies the music.
2. Bake cupcakes directly in ice-cream cones, so
 much more fun and easier to eat.
3. Freeze Aloe Vera in ice-cube trays for soothing
 sunburn relief.
4. Stop cut apples browning in your child’s lunch box
 by securing with a rubber band.
5. Turn your muffin pan upside down, bake cookie-dough
 over the top and you have cookie bowls for ice-cream.
6. Store bed linen sets
 inside one of their own pillowcases mean no more hunting through piles for a match.
7. Pack shoes inside shower caps to stop dirty
 soles rubbing on your clothes - you can find them for free in just about every hotel.
8. Baby powder
 gets sand off your skin easily - add it to your beach bag for a quick clean up!
9. Find tiny lost items like earrings by putting a
 stocking over the vacuum hose.
10. Make an instant cupcake carrier by cutting
 crosses into a box lid.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING.”

Bottom Text: “TAKE A DAMN SHOWER”]

Please tell me I’m not the only one choking and trying my best to smile when some particularly raunchy person comes through. SERIOUSLY CHECK YOUR FUCKING HYGIENE IF YOU’RE GONNA BE IN PUBLIC.

The other day. Every day.

captain-crissma:

rojeansibug:

OMFG

LOLOOOLL OMG!