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In 2012, the year is Soviet Russia.6 weeks ago
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egg nog as coffee creamer2 months ago
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watching Alice & Dawn groove to Lady Gaga; trying to maintain a poker face3 months ago
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I beLeighve in thing called love; just Kristen to the rhythm o'my heart!4 months ago
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o Leigh o Leigh Olesen freeeee!4 months ago
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how's a man to hang a shelf when the stud finder finds everything as a stud?5 months ago
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sweet bologna omelette?6 months ago
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lunch break at my new job, eatin' at my old job6 months ago
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lost my phone while delivering comforters to Occupy Philly - reach me on my Google Voice number - DISCO-DRILL (347-263-7455) - I'll get back to you when I find time to go online6 months ago
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my body odor6 months ago
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Shady Hollywood
Minecraft
Hickory Lane On Ice
Bowling Bag Time Machine
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Home; home on the range
To The Eighties And Beyond
Finger Lakin' Fun
We ♥ Bush
My Birthday: 12-15-05
Cocalico Senior Class Trip
514 The Awesome
Steak Run 10/28
Steak Run 10/31
The Crew from Home
Halloween
Senior Week
Dinner In 514
510 The Legend
More Crew
The Crew
Fall Term
Housewarming Party
Tail End of Teddy Roosevelt's Memorial Cross-Country Extravaganza
Trees Of All Densities
Oregonisms Are Weird
Wine on the Waterfront
Hoh fo' sho'
Heplers in Hepler
Gero's Birthday
514 The Beerfest
Toastin'
Post-Phillies Happy Hour
PJM Trip to the Phillies
Balloonin'
Sean's Graduation
Pirate Party - Part Deux
Obie & Sarah Turn 21
Dance Party 5/30
New York
Dr. Mario & Sushi
New Camera!
Super Bowl '08
514 - The Halloween Party
9/19/07 The Daily Show
BBBQ
Heavy Heavy Low Low
All Shall Perish
Cut & Dye
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Back in January, I had to change the links for the images and didn’t feel like individually changing links for each day over the past year. Maybe if you show me some ID (or tits) (or cats), I’ll know which games you mean!
Also, keep in mind that even though we played in December, I probably didn’t post our games until at least January, and every game posted since 2011 links correctly.
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Profile
Summary
Software Skills and Qualifications:
• Relational database experience (Oracle, MySQL)
• Database administration tools (Toad, Oracle Enterprise Manager, SQL*Plus)
• Network analysis (Wireshark)
• Object oriented programming (Java, C++)
• Scripting (JavaScript, Python)
• Change management (Dimensions, ClearQuest)
• Training (SkillPort)
• Collaboration tools (Google Wave, SharePoint)
• Project Management (MS Project 2007)
• UML (OmniGraffle, Visio, Dia)
• Web development (ASP.NET, PHP)
• Web design (HTML, CSS)
• Debugging and testing (Firebug, Selenium, JUnit)
• Office tools (MS Office ‘07/’08, iWork ’08)
• Social networking (Facebook, LinkedIn, Reddit)
Experience
- Aug 2010 - PresentCaptain / Go Go Philly MoversMoving people and their belongings to, from and within the greater Philadelphia area is the primary responsibility of this position. Other responsibilities include driving trucks of various sizes, scheduling, and coordinating rendezvous points with customers.
- Nov 2011 - PresentCable Assembler / Kalas Manufacturing, Inc.I made cable assemblies by following detailed instructions listed on manufacturing orders. My routine task list included cutting and applying sleeves, tape, conduit and labels, crimping and soldier dipping terminals, and tinning bare copper wire.
- Jun 2011 - PresentDispatch Operator / Alek Air Management, Inc.Answering phone calls and scheduling appointments are the major priorities of this job.
- Apr 2011 - PresentAssistant Director of Operations / Infinite Solar, Inc.As the assistant to the director of operations, my duties were vast and loosely defined. The major priorities included preparing meals and classroom materials, chauffeuring students to and from airports and hotels, and seeking state and federal grants. As described in the job listing: "Responsibilities included: - Drafting email correspondences - Some physical labor - Data entry - Office supply management - Scheduling - Errand Running - Class material preparation - Printing/Mailing - Proofreading/data verification - Picking clients up at airport/hotel Basically lots of little things in a fast paced environment"
- Jul 2010 - PresentAssistant Distribution Manager / The TriangleDriving a John Deere Gator around Drexel University to deliver 4000+ copies of The Triangle to campus buildings and local businesses and keeping delivery records are the major responsibilities of this position.
- Nov 2009 - PresentCommunity Organizer / Clean Water ActionResponsibilities: Organizing and fundraising to promote political action on environmental issues; Reporting nightly statistics on canvassing efforts; Collate group earnings; Train observers and trainees
- Mar 2009 - PresentDatabase Analyst / PJM InterconnectionAs the DBA co-op in the Business Intelligence group, my duties came from both the DBA group and Business Intelligence group. Each day I completed DBA On Duty tasks including adding, modifying and troubleshooting Oracle accounts during regular business hours. Other daily tasks included monitoring a SAS environment for stalled sessions and processes, documenting SAS jobs and common errors, developing context diagrams for SAS processes and copying SAS programs from development and test environments to production. In my time as the DBA co-op, I also set up our departmental Sharepoint portal, participated in ITS "People Development" team meetings, and trained and assisted my fellow Business Intelligence co-op. Currently, I am promoting social networking at PJM and trying to get involved in meetings with the intranet team among others to discuss adopting a modern social networking solution.
- Sept 2008 - PresentConsultant / YohConsulted Corporate Applications at PJM Interconnection with web development and maintenance.
- Apr 2008 - PresentWeb/App Developer / PJM InterconnectionAs a co-op in the Corporate Applications department, my tasks included, but weren't limited to, the following: add functionality to corporate event registration application, maintain departmental pages on corporate intranet, declare and assign roles in Sitecore CMS, manage content through Sitecore CMS and Collage CMS, attend corporate website redesign meetings, convert forms from JSP to ASP.NET for site redesign, miscellaneous support for all-hands meetings, document procedures for future co-op
- Apr 2007 - PresentInternet Multimedia Co-op / Unisys CorporationResponsibilities: Work with supervisor to determine required website changes and ensure correct edits in a timely fashion; Create additional web documents which were added to live website when needed (case studies, sales bulletins, webcasts) using Microsoft Commerce Server; Meet weekly with Internet Communications Team to discuss progress and develop future action items; Train future co-op in most aspects of position
Education
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2005 - 2010Drexel UniversityBS in Software EngineeringActivities: Upsilon Pi Epsilon, Pennoni Honors College, Drexel Freethought Society
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2001 - 2005Cocalico High SchoolHSActivities: National Honors Society, Future Business Leaders of America, varsity bowling, varsity volleyball
Posts
Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage
Developer: Software Creations
Publisher: LJN
Release Date: September 1994
(Source: Wikipedia)
Post inspired by Retro Gaming Gifs
Game emulated by Genesis Plus
Screen captured by QuickTime
Gif files created with The Gimp
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out!!!
Developed by: Nintendo R&D
Published by: Nintendo - Released October 1987
wait a minute, I didn’t want to reblog this; I wanted to see the rainbow reblog icon.
alright, time to make a Maximum Carnage gif.
North Hollywood Street, that is. Every day I wonder if I’ll afford living there through the winter. My roommates make music (winkYfacE and Clouds For Sale, both on BandCamp) and I love every opportunity to hear it build up. Plus, they cook and keep a relatively clean house, which is a huge step up from my roommates last year. We’re running Go Go Philly Movers out of our house in the hood and it’s crazy as hell. Every day, little things go wrong and make everybody anxious, but by the end of the day, good or bad, it’s great to be done working.
I’m spending a lot of time at home lately. Peak moving season just ended and I’m trying to rest up. It is clear to me now that I have been a very lazy mover for the past year. I’m having a lot of trouble breathing steadily, sitting still and seeing long distances (in time and space). Fortunately, at home, I can just let mom do all the talking while I play with kittens.
Oh man, why am I still typing. Kittens! =^.^=
Love,
Stupid Decadence
PS - now is when I resist editing this forever to sound… reasonable? coherent? kind? dead?
PPS - STOP;
1?0:-1
Pruning my music library, I found the audio copy of Jared Diamond’s book “Collapse - How Societies Choose To Fail Or Succeed.” However, I read it as “How Societies Choose Or Fail To Succeed.”
Then I timed out.
It features his photography (and me a couple times)! Not only is an amazing and interesting man, but he is a great and edgy photographer.
tear out the pages and post’m up!
Updates
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@RetroGamingGifs - Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage http://t.co/Zh0BFRBK
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Photoset: retrogaminggifs: http://t.co/e5e0ChTt
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doomed forever to think faster than I can write http://t.co/fqP3blhk
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@HoardersDen now accounts my home-office. I use the term home-office loosely because I suspect it is really neither an office nor in a home.
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Half of me sprinted out of the womb and never stopped running. My other half was practically stillborn.
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giftedthoughts: http://t.co/POmSydcd
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@epistulas way more meaningful than taking a dump on acid methinks, but i've never played viola. @gnidan, your thoughts on the matter?
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sexy diner DJs spin breakfast all day http://t.co/fhUz42qK
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@MsWritten @aesoprockwins homemade mouse trap report: cats moved it to the trash, said "we got this," then went back to bathing and sleeping
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Photo: rly: This is Eliza. She’s lazy. http://t.co/Pgv9tolf
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I'm broadcasting my live Stickam stream at http://t.co/9zgaiDXn started: Thu, 14:29 PST
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Waiting for the world to compute living homes, sort of cookie-cutter meets Frank Lloyd Wright
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Cable assembly, week two... or century two... anyone else still counting?
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My truck is on E
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My love is on E
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To run Max, insert hard salami, provolone cheese and potato bread. Scratch entire back evenly at a steady pace. Will run approximately 1 ...
Recent tracks
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L.A. by {u'mbid': u'03ad1736-b7c9-412a-b442-82536d63a5c4', u'#text': u'Elliott Smith'}2 weeks ago
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Everything Means Nothing To Me by {u'mbid': u'03ad1736-b7c9-412a-b442-82536d63a5c4', u'#text': u'Elliott Smith'}2 weeks ago
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Everything Reminds Me Of Her by {u'mbid': u'03ad1736-b7c9-412a-b442-82536d63a5c4', u'#text': u'Elliott Smith'}2 weeks ago
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Junk Bond Trader by {u'mbid': u'03ad1736-b7c9-412a-b442-82536d63a5c4', u'#text': u'Elliott Smith'}2 weeks ago
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Somebody That I Used To Know by {u'mbid': u'03ad1736-b7c9-412a-b442-82536d63a5c4', u'#text': u'Elliott Smith'}2 weeks ago
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Son Of Sam by {u'mbid': u'03ad1736-b7c9-412a-b442-82536d63a5c4', u'#text': u'Elliott Smith'}2 weeks ago
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Bye by {u'mbid': u'03ad1736-b7c9-412a-b442-82536d63a5c4', u'#text': u'Elliott Smith'}2 weeks ago
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Can't Make a Sound by {u'mbid': u'03ad1736-b7c9-412a-b442-82536d63a5c4', u'#text': u'Elliott Smith'}2 weeks ago
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I Better Be Quiet Now by {u'mbid': u'03ad1736-b7c9-412a-b442-82536d63a5c4', u'#text': u'Elliott Smith'}2 weeks ago
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