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  • watching Alice & Dawn groove to Lady Gaga; trying to maintain a poker face
    7 days ago
  • I beLeighve in thing called love; just Kristen to the rhythm o'my heart!
    3 weeks ago
  • o Leigh o Leigh Olesen freeeee!
    4 weeks ago
  • how's a man to hang a shelf when the stud finder finds everything as a stud?
    6 weeks ago
  • sweet bologna omelette?
    2 months ago
  • lunch break at my new job, eatin' at my old job
    2 months ago
  • lost my phone while delivering comforters to Occupy Philly - reach me on my Google Voice number - DISCO-DRILL (347-263-7455) - I'll get back to you when I find time to go online
    2 months ago
  • my body odor
    3 months ago
  • ice cream cake for dinner, grilled cheese and tomato soup for dessert
    3 months ago
  • today's instrument of meditation: the riding mower
    4 months ago

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Cover Photos

Mobile Uploads

Shady Hollywood

Minecraft

Hickory Lane On Ice

Bowling Bag Time Machine

Phone Photos

Home; home on the range

To The Eighties And Beyond

Finger Lakin' Fun

We ♥ Bush

My Birthday: 12-15-05

Cocalico Senior Class Trip

514 The Awesome

Steak Run 10/28

Steak Run 10/31

The Crew from Home

Halloween

Senior Week

Dinner In 514

510 The Legend

More Crew

The Crew

Fall Term

Housewarming Party

Tail End of Teddy Roosevelt's Memorial Cross-Country Extravaganza

Trees Of All Densities

Oregonisms Are Weird

Wine on the Waterfront

Hoh fo' sho'

Heplers in Hepler

Gero's Birthday

514 The Beerfest

Toastin'

Post-Phillies Happy Hour

PJM Trip to the Phillies

Balloonin'

Sean's Graduation

Pirate Party - Part Deux

Obie & Sarah Turn 21

Dance Party 5/30

New York

Belated St Patrick's Day Party

Dr. Mario & Sushi

New Camera!

Super Bowl '08

514 - The Halloween Party

9/19/07 The Daily Show

BBBQ

Heavy Heavy Low Low

All Shall Perish

Cut & Dye

Videos

Posts

It's raining men

under the table

After scoring 100 points, Wilt Chamberlain and 30 hookers go trick-or-treating

I'm sorry for raping you

EAT SHIT AND DIE

I played this little game with you back in December so I tried to look back and see that but that whole month's worth of pictures wont turn up for me. ?

Back in January, I had to change the links for the images and didn’t feel like individually changing links for each day over the past year. Maybe if you show me some ID (or tits) (or cats), I’ll know which games you mean!

Also, keep in mind that even though we played in December, I probably didn’t post our games until at least January, and every game posted since 2011 links correctly.

Spongebob giving a foot job to a trucker at a fancy restaurant, leaving the other customers in shock.

The hottest pair of female underwear ;)

The burning off flesh of a victim in the office where the plane in one of the W.T.C. towers from (P.O.V.) inside the office at that most painful moment of death

ET's pale of crab weed transported back to space

Bigfoot just wants a hug

the first time you discover masturbation... WHOAAAA...

smoking was supposed to make this easier

The Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with

Seacrest-based life on Mars

The Invisible Man

A women gettin some head!!! lol...

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Profile

Go Go Philly Mover-groover
Transportation/Trucking/Railroad | Greater Philadelphia Area, US

Summary

Software engineering major at Drexel University. Experience in large company IT integration. Aiming to focus on environmental issues and social networking. Also interested in transportation and social news/site aggregation.

Software Skills and Qualifications:
• Relational database experience (Oracle, MySQL)
• Database administration tools (Toad, Oracle Enterprise Manager, SQL*Plus)
• Network analysis (Wireshark)
• Object oriented programming (Java, C++)
• Scripting (JavaScript, Python)
• Change management (Dimensions, ClearQuest)
• Training (SkillPort)
• Collaboration tools (Google Wave, SharePoint)
• Project Management (MS Project 2007)
• UML (OmniGraffle, Visio, Dia)
• Web development (ASP.NET, PHP)
• Web design (HTML, CSS)
• Debugging and testing (Firebug, Selenium, JUnit)
• Office tools (MS Office ‘07/’08, iWork ’08)
• Social networking (Facebook, LinkedIn, Reddit)
Specialties: Social Networking Tools, Object-Oriented Programming, Database Administration, Content Management, Web Development, Change Management, Training

Experience

  • Aug 2010 - Present
    Captain / Go Go Philly Movers
    Moving things to, from and within the greater Philadelphia area is the primary responsibility of this position. Other responsibilities include driving trucks of various sizes, scheduling, and coordinating rendezvous points with customers.
  • Nov 2011 - Dec 2011
    Cable Assembler / Kalas Manufacturing, Inc.
    I made cable assemblies by following detailed instructions listed on manufacturing orders. My routine task list included cutting and applying sleeves, tape, conduit and labels, crimping and soldier dipping terminals, and tinning bare copper wire.
  • Jun 2011 - Jun 2011
    Dispatch Operator / Alek Air Management, Inc.
    Answering phone calls and scheduling appointments are the major priorities of this job.
  • Apr 2011 - Jun 2011
    Assistant Director of Operations / Infinite Solar, Inc.
    As the assistant to the director of operations, my duties were vast and loosely defined. The major priorities included preparing meals and classroom materials, chauffeuring students to and from airports and hotels, and seeking state and federal grants.

    As described in the job listing:

    "Responsibilities included:

    - Drafting email correspondences
    - Some physical labor
    - Data entry
    - Office supply management
    - Scheduling
    - Errand Running
    - Class material preparation
    - Printing/Mailing
    - Proofreading/data verification
    - Picking clients up at airport/hotel

    Basically lots of little things in a fast paced environment"
  • Jul 2010 - Dec 2010
    Assistant Distribution Manager / The Triangle
    Driving a John Deere Gator around Drexel University to deliver 4000+ copies of The Triangle to campus buildings and local businesses and keeping delivery records are the major responsibilities of this position.
  • Nov 2009 - Dec 2009
    Community Organizer / Clean Water Action
    Responsibilities: Organizing and fundraising to promote political action on environmental issues; Reporting nightly statistics on canvassing efforts; Collate group earnings; Train observers and trainees
  • Mar 2009 - Aug 2009
    Database Analyst / PJM Interconnection
    As the DBA co-op in the Business Intelligence group, my duties came from both the DBA group and Business Intelligence group. Each day I completed DBA On Duty tasks including adding, modifying and troubleshooting Oracle accounts during regular business hours. Other daily tasks included monitoring a SAS environment for stalled sessions and processes, documenting SAS jobs and common errors, developing context diagrams for SAS processes and copying SAS programs from development and test environments to production. In my time as the DBA co-op, I also set up our departmental Sharepoint portal, participated in ITS "People Development" team meetings, and trained and assisted my fellow Business Intelligence co-op. Currently, I am promoting social networking at PJM and trying to get involved in meetings with the intranet team among others to discuss adopting a modern social networking solution.
  • Sept 2008 - Mar 2009
    Consultant / Yoh
    Consulted Corporate Applications at PJM Interconnection with web development and maintenance.
  • Apr 2008 - Mar 2009
    Web/App Developer / PJM Interconnection
    As a co-op in the Corporate Applications department, my tasks included, but weren't limited to, the following: add functionality to corporate event registration application, maintain departmental pages on corporate intranet, declare and assign roles in Sitecore CMS, manage content through Sitecore CMS and Collage CMS, attend corporate website redesign meetings, convert forms from JSP to ASP.NET for site redesign, miscellaneous support for all-hands meetings, document procedures for future co-op
  • Apr 2007 - Sept 2007
    Internet Multimedia Co-op / Unisys Corporation
    Responsibilities: Work with supervisor to determine required website changes and ensure correct edits in a timely fashion; Create additional web documents which were added to live website when needed (case studies, sales bulletins, webcasts) using Microsoft Commerce Server; Meet weekly with Internet Communications Team to discuss progress and develop future action items; Train future co-op in most aspects of position

Education

  • 2005 - 2010
    Drexel University
    BS in Software Engineering
    Activities: Upsilon Pi Epsilon, Pennoni Honors College, Drexel Freethought Society
  • 2001 - 2005
    Cocalico High School
    HS
    Activities: National Honors Society, Future Business Leaders of America, varsity bowling, varsity volleyball

Additional Information

Honors:
300 game - 2002
Interests:
Gadgets, biking, bowling, digital photography, road trips, P2P/Bittorrent networks, web comics, transportation multitasking

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Posts

rly:

This is Max. He’s crazy

This is Eliza. She’s lazy.

makin’ business caaaards

trollin’ lotsa nerrrrds

tonight, we dine

if this hasn’t ended yet, then it’s prob’ly

Choose (to/or) Fail (or/to) Succeed

Pruning my music library, I found the audio copy of Jared Diamond’s book “Collapse - How Societies Choose To Fail Or Succeed.” However, I read it as “How Societies Choose Or Fail To Succeed.”

Then I timed out.

garrettfaber:

the face of god

:3

slicessss:

It features his photography (and me a couple times)! Not only is an amazing and interesting man, but he is a great and edgy photographer.  

tear out the pages and post’m up!

What’s this onomatopoeia?

put on your Senheissers for this sound

for most of my life, I’ve written while holding pens and pencils with every finger but my pinky. printing has always been much easier than writing in cursive.

hhfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

I see what you did there.

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