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watching Alice & Dawn groove to Lady Gaga; trying to maintain a poker face7 days ago
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I beLeighve in thing called love; just Kristen to the rhythm o'my heart!3 weeks ago
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o Leigh o Leigh Olesen freeeee!4 weeks ago
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how's a man to hang a shelf when the stud finder finds everything as a stud?6 weeks ago
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sweet bologna omelette?2 months ago
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lunch break at my new job, eatin' at my old job2 months ago
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lost my phone while delivering comforters to Occupy Philly - reach me on my Google Voice number - DISCO-DRILL (347-263-7455) - I'll get back to you when I find time to go online2 months ago
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my body odor3 months ago
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ice cream cake for dinner, grilled cheese and tomato soup for dessert3 months ago
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today's instrument of meditation: the riding mower4 months ago
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Hickory Lane On Ice
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Home; home on the range
To The Eighties And Beyond
Finger Lakin' Fun
We ♥ Bush
My Birthday: 12-15-05
Cocalico Senior Class Trip
514 The Awesome
Steak Run 10/28
Steak Run 10/31
The Crew from Home
Halloween
Senior Week
Dinner In 514
510 The Legend
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The Crew
Fall Term
Housewarming Party
Tail End of Teddy Roosevelt's Memorial Cross-Country Extravaganza
Trees Of All Densities
Oregonisms Are Weird
Wine on the Waterfront
Hoh fo' sho'
Heplers in Hepler
Gero's Birthday
514 The Beerfest
Toastin'
Post-Phillies Happy Hour
PJM Trip to the Phillies
Balloonin'
Sean's Graduation
Pirate Party - Part Deux
Obie & Sarah Turn 21
Dance Party 5/30
New York
Dr. Mario & Sushi
New Camera!
Super Bowl '08
514 - The Halloween Party
9/19/07 The Daily Show
BBBQ
Heavy Heavy Low Low
All Shall Perish
Cut & Dye
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Back in January, I had to change the links for the images and didn’t feel like individually changing links for each day over the past year. Maybe if you show me some ID (or tits) (or cats), I’ll know which games you mean!
Also, keep in mind that even though we played in December, I probably didn’t post our games until at least January, and every game posted since 2011 links correctly.
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Summary
Software Skills and Qualifications:
• Relational database experience (Oracle, MySQL)
• Database administration tools (Toad, Oracle Enterprise Manager, SQL*Plus)
• Network analysis (Wireshark)
• Object oriented programming (Java, C++)
• Scripting (JavaScript, Python)
• Change management (Dimensions, ClearQuest)
• Training (SkillPort)
• Collaboration tools (Google Wave, SharePoint)
• Project Management (MS Project 2007)
• UML (OmniGraffle, Visio, Dia)
• Web development (ASP.NET, PHP)
• Web design (HTML, CSS)
• Debugging and testing (Firebug, Selenium, JUnit)
• Office tools (MS Office ‘07/’08, iWork ’08)
• Social networking (Facebook, LinkedIn, Reddit)
Experience
- Aug 2010 - PresentCaptain / Go Go Philly MoversMoving things to, from and within the greater Philadelphia area is the primary responsibility of this position. Other responsibilities include driving trucks of various sizes, scheduling, and coordinating rendezvous points with customers.
- Nov 2011 - Dec 2011Cable Assembler / Kalas Manufacturing, Inc.I made cable assemblies by following detailed instructions listed on manufacturing orders. My routine task list included cutting and applying sleeves, tape, conduit and labels, crimping and soldier dipping terminals, and tinning bare copper wire.
- Jun 2011 - Jun 2011Dispatch Operator / Alek Air Management, Inc.Answering phone calls and scheduling appointments are the major priorities of this job.
- Apr 2011 - Jun 2011Assistant Director of Operations / Infinite Solar, Inc.As the assistant to the director of operations, my duties were vast and loosely defined. The major priorities included preparing meals and classroom materials, chauffeuring students to and from airports and hotels, and seeking state and federal grants.
As described in the job listing:
"Responsibilities included:
- Drafting email correspondences
- Some physical labor
- Data entry
- Office supply management
- Scheduling
- Errand Running
- Class material preparation
- Printing/Mailing
- Proofreading/data verification
- Picking clients up at airport/hotel
Basically lots of little things in a fast paced environment" - Jul 2010 - Dec 2010Assistant Distribution Manager / The TriangleDriving a John Deere Gator around Drexel University to deliver 4000+ copies of The Triangle to campus buildings and local businesses and keeping delivery records are the major responsibilities of this position.
- Nov 2009 - Dec 2009Community Organizer / Clean Water ActionResponsibilities: Organizing and fundraising to promote political action on environmental issues; Reporting nightly statistics on canvassing efforts; Collate group earnings; Train observers and trainees
- Mar 2009 - Aug 2009Database Analyst / PJM InterconnectionAs the DBA co-op in the Business Intelligence group, my duties came from both the DBA group and Business Intelligence group. Each day I completed DBA On Duty tasks including adding, modifying and troubleshooting Oracle accounts during regular business hours. Other daily tasks included monitoring a SAS environment for stalled sessions and processes, documenting SAS jobs and common errors, developing context diagrams for SAS processes and copying SAS programs from development and test environments to production. In my time as the DBA co-op, I also set up our departmental Sharepoint portal, participated in ITS "People Development" team meetings, and trained and assisted my fellow Business Intelligence co-op. Currently, I am promoting social networking at PJM and trying to get involved in meetings with the intranet team among others to discuss adopting a modern social networking solution.
- Sept 2008 - Mar 2009Consultant / YohConsulted Corporate Applications at PJM Interconnection with web development and maintenance.
- Apr 2008 - Mar 2009Web/App Developer / PJM InterconnectionAs a co-op in the Corporate Applications department, my tasks included, but weren't limited to, the following: add functionality to corporate event registration application, maintain departmental pages on corporate intranet, declare and assign roles in Sitecore CMS, manage content through Sitecore CMS and Collage CMS, attend corporate website redesign meetings, convert forms from JSP to ASP.NET for site redesign, miscellaneous support for all-hands meetings, document procedures for future co-op
- Apr 2007 - Sept 2007Internet Multimedia Co-op / Unisys CorporationResponsibilities: Work with supervisor to determine required website changes and ensure correct edits in a timely fashion; Create additional web documents which were added to live website when needed (case studies, sales bulletins, webcasts) using Microsoft Commerce Server; Meet weekly with Internet Communications Team to discuss progress and develop future action items; Train future co-op in most aspects of position
Education
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2005 - 2010Drexel UniversityBS in Software EngineeringActivities: Upsilon Pi Epsilon, Pennoni Honors College, Drexel Freethought Society
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2001 - 2005Cocalico High SchoolHSActivities: National Honors Society, Future Business Leaders of America, varsity bowling, varsity volleyball
Additional Information
Posts
Pruning my music library, I found the audio copy of Jared Diamond’s book “Collapse - How Societies Choose To Fail Or Succeed.” However, I read it as “How Societies Choose Or Fail To Succeed.”
Then I timed out.
It features his photography (and me a couple times)! Not only is an amazing and interesting man, but he is a great and edgy photographer.
tear out the pages and post’m up!
for most of my life, I’ve written while holding pens and pencils with every finger but my pinky. printing has always been much easier than writing in cursive.
Updates
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@epistulas way more meaningful than taking a dump on acid methinks, but i've never played viola. @gnidan, your thoughts on the matter?
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sexy diner DJs spin breakfast all day http://t.co/fhUz42qK
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@MsWritten @aesoprockwins homemade mouse trap report: cats moved it to the trash, said "we got this," then went back to bathing and sleeping
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Photo: rly: This is Eliza. She’s lazy. http://t.co/Pgv9tolf
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I'm broadcasting my live Stickam stream at http://t.co/9zgaiDXn started: Thu, 14:29 PST
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Waiting for the world to compute living homes, sort of cookie-cutter meets Frank Lloyd Wright
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Cable assembly, week two... or century two... anyone else still counting?
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My truck is on E
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My love is on E
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To run Max, insert hard salami, provolone cheese and potato bread. Scratch entire back evenly at a steady pace. Will run approximately 1 ...
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@epistulas to what will we dance?3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@KochsDeli what's the wait-time on one of those 12-person trays?3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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There are not enough over-stuffed arm chairs in my life.
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@darebear1 best i can do lately is bite my tongue and hope i don't offend anyone. consequently, i don't speak much anymore #2012iscomingsoon
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@darebear1 I might move home for the winter and that's one reason it will be difficult. Seems like all my empathy's evaporated >_< fuck 'em?
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I'm broadcasting my live Stickam stream at http://t.co/9zgaiDXn started: Thu, 20:37 PDT
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I just moved to Hollywood! - North Hollywood Street, that is. Every day I wonder if I’ll afford living there... http://t.co/EfZGh1H6
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I'm broadcasting my live Stickam stream at http://t.co/9zgaiDXn started: Wed, 15:03 PDT
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Photo: makin’ business caaaards trollin’ lotsa nerrrrds http://t.co/8lHxImgy
Recent tracks
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Dorset Perception by Shpongle13 days ago
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Schmaltz Herring by Shpongle13 days ago
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The Dark Forest Joggers (Dandelion Gum Vinyl Exclusive) by Black Moth Super Rainbow13 days ago
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Born On A Day The Sun Didn't Rise by Black Moth Super Rainbow13 days ago
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Unfinished Sketch 3 (Unreleased 2006) by Black Moth Super Rainbow13 days ago
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Molecular Superstructure by Shpongle13 days ago
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The Stamen Of The Shamen by Shpongle13 days ago
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The Sticky by Black Moth Super Rainbow13 days ago
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Black Yogurt (feat. Mike Watt) by Black Moth Super Rainbow13 days ago
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Outer Shpongolia by Shpongle13 days ago
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