Marylou Kunkle
Updates
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OH: Jesus! What does a girl need to do to have a manicure in this town!?
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Oh man. The Droid update is pretty. So. Pretty. :) #Droid
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Apparently my local post office doesn't have enough money to invest in call waiting, or even an answering machine. #busysignalblues
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Fuck you, all you students. Fuck you if you bring your car to school, park it in my spot and never move it. You go to hell.
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@jburdeezy I technically know someone. She used to be in a league. But she is older and probably doesn't like technology. Or change.
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I... I just hate everything today. Everything. If this day were a person? I would punch them right in the face.
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@joannadrum Hehehe. So proud of that meme. #secretspot
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Mad Mex Cranberry for lunch. (@ Mad Mex) http://4sq.com/c48yjZ3 days ago from foursquare
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Remind me again why I come to work exhausted instead of sleeping all day... also, this coffee sucks. :(
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At a star trek party. http://twitpic.com/2itux8
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The kid upstairs only practices piano like once a week. He's never going to get any better that way...
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I should, quite honestly, win awards for my ability to waste time. It's...it's astounding. #fb
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Ya know what's a terrible idea? Eating chocolate directly after eating a lot of garlic. Egads. #notagoodcombination
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15 days ago from Google
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@woycheck haha. They're in Cranberry on route 19 too.
Profile
Marylou Kunkle
Software Engineer at Westinghouse Electric Company
Computer Software | Greater Pittsburgh Area, US
Summary
Objective
Full-time, Software Development/Software Engineering position
Full-time, Software Development/Software Engineering position
Specialties: Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence
Experience
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Mar 2010 - Present
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May 2009 - Dec 2009
Research Assistant / University of Pittsburgh
· Project name: Foresbott
· Reroute framework to allow for autonomous robot movement -
May 2009 - Dec 2009
Undergraduate Teaching Assistant / University of Pittsburgh
• Assisted with classes in Java programming, C programming, Discrete Mathematical Concepts, and Operating Systems
• Helped students with class projects • Helped students with basic programming concepts -
May 2008 - May 2009
Student Internship / Pittsburgh Supercomputing Center
• Project name: WiiMD
• Ported WiiMD from Linux to Windows XP
Education
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2004 - 2009
University of Pittsburgh
Bachelors of Science in Computer ScienceActivities: Pitt Geeks, RTP
Additional information
Websites:
Honors:
Dean’s List of Distinguished Students, Moye Research Scholarship
Interests:
Ruby, Ruby on Rails, learning new languages (Japanese, Spanish), theatre, video games
Posts
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August 26, 11:49 AM
bathroom woes #245
It's weird being on the same pee schedule as someone else.
It means you both:
- probably got to work at the same time
- probably had the same amount of caffeine and/or other liquids (or at least the same amount relative to your body types), and/or
- at least have similar metabolic functionsEither way, it leads to you both going to the bathroom at the same times all day.And that's weird.Q.E.D. - August 24, 04:13 PM
- August 23, 11:43 AM
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August 16, 07:44 PM
this weekend.
This weekend was so heinous that I can't even blog about it. I will give you a list of phrases and words to describe the series of events that took place. Akron
Move stuff
Key won't work
Break in via window and help from Russian neighbor's ladder. Again.
Air conditioner + Low window = concussion.
Drink wine.
Feel lump in throat.
Go to sleep.
Wake up, sick as hell.
Sore throat, fever, aches.
Move out, put in Uhaul, move to Pittsburgh
Make three stops before done.
Get home in time to shower before babysitting.
Babysit.
Chills.
Sick.
Wake up, 103 degree fever.
Hate life.
Sleep.
Wake up for work at 6:30
Screaming children.
Come home.
Sleep.
Blog.Corrin McManus
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August 16, 02:52 PM
gross.
Dear woman who comes into the bathroom to throw up daily,
Listen. It isn't my business what you're doing in there. Maybe you're not throwing up. Maybe that awful, awful noise is just a terrible case of phlegm. Every. Day. I could tell you bulimia is a terrible idea, but somewhere in your brain, something is broken, and that something makes you think that throwing up everyday is both appealing and a fix-all.Not hatin', just sayin'. However.Next time?Could you please not choose the STALL RIGHT NEXT TO MINE?Gross.
-ML -
August 13, 01:13 PM
Ugh.
Dear Pittsburgh Bellybuttons,
Its truly unfortunate that it is this hot outside. However, I still don't want to see you naked or under a shirt with a sweat ring. Really, have some dignity. Ask your human to dab the sweat off, or even tape a sponge or piece of gauze to you. Fall will soon be here, little ones. -Corrin
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August 13, 09:00 AM
My bagel.
Is it so much to ask that when I ask you to toast my bagel twice so it is slightly toasted instead of just warm, that you actually do it and not just say "yes" and then not?
On a related note, why does my phone know that the word "bagels" is a word, but not the word "bagel"?
P.s. I have now typed bagel enough times that the word has lost all meaning. Also, my bagel is cold.
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August 11, 10:11 AM
what I will do just to pee in peace
When I got up to go to the bathroom, I made a sharp right, went up the back stairwell to the floor above me, and back to the front of the floor to use the bathroom upstairs. All to avoid the cleaning lady. Because she tries to make conversation with me while I pee.
When I'm peeing?I'm busy.I don't want to chit-chat about nothing. I'm in the stall. The door is shut. I'm off-limits. Leave me alone.She will also clean the stall right next to the one you're in, and talk to you. It's creepy. -
August 01, 04:04 PM
Divorce.
Dear Marylou, I feel that our blog is going to divorce us or adapt destructive habits if we don't start paying more attention to it. I don't feel like paying for the therapy sessions it will need. Let's do this shit-
Corrin. Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry -
July 30, 10:59 PM
Overheard at the Squirrel Cage:
"My dentist is like, hardcore."
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July 22, 02:31 PM
laser art
pew pew, pew pew pew
lasers are super
my lasers go pew pew pew
pew pew pew, lasers.
pew pew pew! they seem to say
rabbits hate lasersby Chris Brack and Marylou Kunkle -
July 22, 11:38 AM
post-it
I use my office post-it notes almost entirely for non-job-related purposes.
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July 21, 08:13 AM
them's fightin' words
They took away the toaster.
Because it's a "fire hazard."IT'S NOT A FIRE HAZARD. IT'S A TOASTER.I'm either forced to change my breakfast - CORPORATE AMERICA LIMITING MY BREAKFAST CHOICES - or I have to go down to the cafeteria, and ask some poor employee to do something for me THAT I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DOING MYSELF. That's it. I'm done here. They can expect me to never follow any rules again unless they let me HAVE A GOT.DAMN TOASTER.Also, I'm counting all that time that it takes me to walk down to the cafeteria and back as work time. They're officially paying me to do that shit. -
July 13, 01:18 PM
the downside
the downside to reese's peanut butter cups:
a) they're messy (could be an upside)
b) no matter how hard i try, i can't control myself around them. i always eat the whole package. whether it's 2 or 4. i eat all of them. in one sitting. - July 08, 09:25 AM
- July 06, 01:49 AM
- July 02, 08:29 AM
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July 01, 08:38 AM
Going to hell. Maybe?
yesterday in Squirrel Hill, I freaked out on a dude in a wheelchair who may or may not have been a war veteran. For calling another older gentleman a ”Jew bastard". Am I going to hell or not?
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June 25, 08:35 AM
whale pants
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June 24, 09:44 AM
bathroom ghost
my office now has
a bathroom ghost; he just needs
to wash his hands, man
computer scientist, Ruby enthusiast, dancer, lover of math and music
