DJ MAJOR TAYLOR

I will be washing this bulshit out of my consciousness for the next hour with minor threat the bad brains & burning spear

@drewodoherty hey don't get it twisted Xanadu got flavor!!!!! Elo & Olivia Newton John alllll dayyyyy everyday

Got me downloading this fuckin tea party soundtrack

Fuck This wedding prep shit im a busy man & its infringing on my allocated comic books and porno time

They want me to drop a Darius Rucker song?! .FUCKING HOOTIE?! Herman Cain got more soul then dat Darius nigga. This is gonna suck

Oh man I'm prepping for this wedding this weekend requests: Kenny Chesney & randy travis...wtf has my life come to

This weekend I'm doing 5 gigs will someone for the love of god hire me as your tour DIj or to play something In your backing band

Bet y'all didn't know I used to Dj for a backpacker hip hop group in the 90s called black poop

Now that it's topical & wise politically the following people must come out of the closet : DMX busta rhymes elephant man Tyler perry

Someone produce a series of interactive video game based pornos the first one: call booty modern whorefare

"blah blah blah lets go outside its so nice out" shut the fuck up I'll punch the sun in its godamned face

@WILLYJOY @atrak &@catchdini advised me to tweet more don't know if I should, but my brain's dick is long & hard as steel

@KLFBIZ3 @atrak @catchdini see what happens when you let seniors use newfangled technology

Watching lee scratch perry right now!!!!! Yesss!!!!! http://t.co/eRR9MwxW

Bout to rip it up at Bar Deville come eat your motherfuckin greens Chicago

Had a great time last night @DJnIckcastle & @MayerHawthorne slayed then i had a great late night meal with friends thanx Chicago

Spinning at beautybar Chicago with Mayor Hawthorne tonight let's do the damn thing Chicago

Spinning at beauty bar tonight with @mayorhawthorn let's dance y'all

Does anyone do flatland in BMx anymore

I call my testicles my bro-varies