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Some news items. My publicist has been working especially hard, so I have some fun things to share. Some clippings for the old scrapbook.
- Morgan Spurlock started a new company called Warpaint for making TV commercials. It’s somewhat innovative in how it handles its directors, and I’m one of those directors. It’s a separate thing from Sandwich Video, which remains intact. I hope to make an animated booger or anti-depressant commercial at the very least.
- Today, the new LA Weekly comes out. It’s the People 2012 issue and I’m one of the people. I guess I’d mentioned my deep and abiding love for “Kentucky Fried Movie” and why wouldn’t I, as all facets of my work can be traced to it. I’m working on something superfun right now that’s basically a shot-for-shot reproduction of A Fistful of Yen, but with karate.
- Shopping for cereal last week, I happened to remember that one called Blueberry Morning had been my favorite, but was absent from store shelves for months. A quick search turned up that it had been discontinued by Post, reason not cited. But I guess you can order discontinued/expired cereal from the Internet, which I did. Here’s what I can say about doing that: don’t order discontinued/expired cereal from the Internet.
Ben Kingsley and Martin Scorsese on-set of Hugo (2011)
MS: “And then you say these words right here, you’ll be like I USED TO MAKE MOVIES A LONG TIME AGO but say it like you’re sad.”
BK: “But I’m not sad, Marty.”
MS: “You should pretend you’re sad though. Just say the words like you’re sad. When we press the button on the camera, pretend you’re sad and say these words, just like on this script page. Okay, I’m filming. Okay pretend now.”
Ted made a beverage vid in the mold of my own, and I love it. Who will follow suit?
THE CHALLENGE: Put that camera to use. Pick your favorite fussy beverage-making tool. Show the world how you use it. Cut it up real nice. 60 seconds. At the end, make us laugh. Maybe tag it with something. I don’t know, #bevmercial.
@lonelysandwich made a spec spot for his favorite fastidious and persnickety beverage preparation device.
I found it throughly delightful and decided to make one of my own in the same style.
For about $100 you can have a piece of plastic in your kitchen that carbonates water. If you’re part of the 1% or something you can add in flavored syrups, but I prefer just the straight up bubbles. When you’re out of gas, you can get more carbonators from your local artisanal kitchen store (hi, @hillskitchendc). I didn’t even know this fanciful home-carbonation technology existed until a former roommate of mine put it in the kitchen last July.
I shot this on a 7D and cut it in FCP.
Special Thanks to Roommate Adam S. for helping out with a few things during the shoot.
Comical outtake/VFX demo from AeroPress “Ritual”
I’d already styled 9 cups of picture coffee for this shoot, and I really wasn’t in the mood to style a 10th. So I gave myself one take for the puck shot, and when something went stupidly wrong, I decided to fix it in post. Ta-da.
This is a short tribute to my AeroPress. Two years ago, one was given to me, and it changed everything.
For a little more than $20, this marvel of science will produce arguably the best cup of coffee you’ve ever made in your home. It makes no sense.
Here’s where to buy it: amzn.to/IiqlhO
Took some me-time to watch the John Cleese Creativity Lecture everyone was going bananas about last week and noticed the similarity of his company’s logotype to my logotype, which is unintentional but I don’t mind it at all. Let’s call it homage. Mine was designed by Tag Sexpigeon in 2011 and I love it.
Steadicam inventor Garrett Brown takes actor Danny Lloyd for a ride on his Steadicam just outside The Shining’s Hedge Maze set on the backlot at MGM Elstree Studios. Brown discovered that Danny was about the same weight as the camera, so he would often have him ride in a makeshift swing hanging from the device.
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It’s a start.
It brings me great pleasure to have this back in my life. We started it four years ago. Nixon was in the White House. No one knew what “post-PC” meant (I did). Scott was in short pants. Merlin was in short shorts. Woodstock.
But things change. Interest rates fluctuate. We grew apart. Editing is hard.
Long story short, there’s a new guy in town. His name is Claude Zeins but we insist on calling him Klaus, and the boy can edit. Which frees us up in a whole new way to rock the microphone. Which we’ll be doing on a regular basis, even when we’re “not in the mood right now”. The output of which, Klaus will make beautiful and we’ll release to the stream on the 2nd of every month, a strategy we’re marketing under the banner “Dropping it on the Deuce”.
The deuce is nigh, you guys.
Ron Burgundy just announced ‘Anchorman’ sequel on Conan
Oh my goodness. When he said the bit about the sequel coming, I pumped both fists in the air like no one was watching. Ronald Joseph Aaron Burgundy made me pump ‘em.
I’d like to mention that the jazz flute scene from ‘Anchorman’, on the Venn diagram of things I find funny and things I find musically satisfying, sits heroic and squarely in the center, all big in a nice font. At :45 when he does that first run, I get chills. Every time. Please do me the honor of watching. I could not be more excited about this.
This photo will have much more relevance soon.
Stay posted to see the finished collaboration between Noah K, Adam Lisagor/Lonely Sandwich, Will W, and me.
Well, not much more relevance. Questions will go unanswered.
Fingerspoo: Retina (“The new Fingerspoo”)
It flatters me that almost two years after I made this, enough people are still using it to warrant a Retina-compatible 2048x2048 version of it. So here you go. Knock yourself out. Let your fingers poo freely upon those pretty new screens.
iPad Wallpaper: Fingerspoo
Because you’ll never be clean enough. Never.
“SAMPLE TEXT” tee - Large, white Lucida Grande (default) on black
I’m putting this here so I don’t have to actually print one because that would be a giant waste of time and not even editors will get the reference in two years anyway.
Reacting well to competition requires critical analysis of your own product and its shortcomings, and a complete, open-minded understanding of why people might choose your competitors.
And speaking of Peter Atencio, he was interviewed on the most recent episode of a very neat new podcast program by a commercial director named Ron Small, who invites a guest commercial director each episode to talk about how they work, how they’ve learned, what they’ve learned, and why they work in the short short form.
The first guest on the show was me, in a two-parter that was really one of the most fun interviews I’ve ever gotten to do. In the first ten minutes, I talked about being a VFX assistant on the movie “Torque” (2004) and how the director Joseph Kahn has a larger than average-sized head. Subsequently, Joseph Kahn heard the episode and defended his head size on Twitter, blaming it on the head of his beautiful Korean mother. I also talk about cameras and doing what you love and finding God in the music.
But in Peter’s interview, rather than commercials, he talks all about what it’s been like making this incredible show Key & Peele for Comedy Central. At about 50 minutes in, the discussion turns to what ended up being a pretty giant struggle with the network to keep a laugh track out of the show, even getting into some of the psychological implications of the decision, and the sisyphean task of convincing Comedy Central to fight their instincts and preserve the show’s integrity. Spoiler: he won the battle and thank the lord.
Anyhow, if you’re into this sort of thing, I think you’ll enjoy Spotcast. Other guests have been my friend the VFX maven and author of The DV Rebel’s Guide that changed the filmmaking game for so many of my generation, Stu Maschwitz. And Vince Laforet, who basically got the world excited about shooting movies on DSLRs. And hopefully soon, Joseph Kahn himself.
Spotcast!
Key & Peele: Flicker
This is a less-than-six-minute video and I had to take five breaks to watch the whole thing because I don’t think I could stand being subjected to this much grace and perfection all in one sitting. It was causing me emotional turmoil. Because these people—Peter, Jordan, Keegan are SO good at this form that it literally makes me uncomfortable.
Key & Peele: Flicker
This is my favorite sketch of the season, and by far the one I spent the most time on in post-production, trying to get the timing of the edit and the music just right…
My Portuguese sucks, but I’m pretty sure the spam I just got says BEHOLD OUR DEMON CHILD, BORNE OF THE EYEBROW OF SATAN. (“Empresa” means eyebrow.)
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“Main Title (Blow-up)” by Herbie Hancock1080 plays
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“The Price is Right Theme” composed by Sheila Cole Your homework for today: stand up and dance to this. Extra credit: dance to this with a partner while looking directly into each other’s eyes and not smiling not even once.2052 plays
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oldhollywood: George Gershwin - Variations on “I Got Rhythm” Piano: Kenny Barron & Marco Fumo1210 plays
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“Unsquare Dance” by Dave Brubeck 1:37 I get happy.690 plays
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“Flipboard Red (Bleeding from the Face)” What you’re hearing is me, eleven days ago in the Flipboard office, miked for the camera in what was the very last scene to shoot for this demo video. The other voice belongs to Rachel, my director of photography, as we’re discussing light and she notices that I’m bleeding from the face. Not just a little-dab-of-tissue-then-continue-shooting bleeding from the face, like not-clotting-properly-oh-gosh-am-I-going-to-have-to-digitally-paint-out-my-bleeding-face bleeding from the face. The camera didn’t roll, but at least I have this, which I think provides evidence (much like in the 1981 De Palma/Travolta picture “Blow Out”) that the culprit was an aggressive beard scratch.1270 plays
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“Please call Stella” - English 6 from Speech Accent Archive On this fascinating site, people from all over the world read the following in their native accent: Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station. I like that in this recording (read by a lady I’m calling Donna Stagliatuglio) they just leave in the misreading and stutter, as if that contributes to the dialect.2230 plays
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Office Depot Laser Lens Cleaner - “Track 1: Swept Away” I bought this CD at Office Depot because bad shit happens to good computers and my laptop’s disc drive started refusing its install disc a couple years ago. So while the disc gently sweeps my lens, I’m treated to delightful music and the tightly wound bun of a lady I might like to know. And you know what? Do you know what? It works precisely as well on your brain. Give it a try. The fibre tones can effectively remove dirt, dust and oil from your mind. Your mind is filthy, bro. Give it a laser cleaning.2982 plays
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“Dream System” My home-theater-in-a-box has a mic you can plug in and put where your head goes in the room, and it’ll throw itself into AUTOCALIBRATE mode by playing these tones and adjusting its speakers accordingly. And it plays them LOUD, and my dog gets scared and leaves the room, but to me, they are pure bliss. I think this what a brain sounds like when it’s eating cereal.2490 plays
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“The Green Grass Grows All Around” Louis Jordan and His Tympani 5 Last night at 2 on my long drive to the hotel, this came on the radio (new to me) and did I crank it, learn it, lower the window and belt it to an empty freeway? You would’ve, too. In fact, you’re probably doing a little butt-and-shoulders dance right now as you listen. If music video is more your bag, you can watch Louis and His 5 on YouTube.2080 plays
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“I Love Nachos” performed by Roxana Incidentally, I cleared this with her before posting and she’s fine with it. Incidentally, she ate all the nachos.2530 plays
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Flight Attendant Masterpiece Theater I never saw this flight attendant, but from the back of the plane, in my mind, she looked just like this. And congratulations to Darcy for completing her first trip after I.O.E. You’re a lovely, lovely lady.1542 plays
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Lucas Wagner on Apple’s “tri-tone” sound: Completed Hey, Apple? The tri-tone worked really well as the “burn complete” sound in iTunes, and later on as the “install complete” sound in Installer. But what the heck were you thinking by making it the default text message sound on the iPhone? (Also, something I found out while converting the Tri-tone AIFF to MP3: its internal name is “sappy.snd”. Anyone got a cool backstory on that one?) “Sappy” makes no sense at all unless it’s the name of the engineer who made it. The notes are D-A-D, so maybe it’s sappy because the engineer was a new father. That’s probably it. But then again, “tri-tone” is sort of a misnomer, too. An actual tritone is a musical interval that spans three whole tones, and because it normally sounds horrible and dissonant and creates tension to be resolved into a perfect 5th, it’s historically known as Diabolus in Musica, or “the Devil’s interval” and was even suppressed by the Church in the Middle Ages. I actually like it more than Lucas does because, like a dog, I’ve been trained when I hear it to think people like me. And when I’m finished installing an app or burning a disc on my Mac, I still think people like me. Devil’s interval indeed.2220 plays
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Square Up, Sucker My music for the Square promo. Logo by the brilliant Robert Andersen.1470 plays
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Modulator-demodulator1372 plays
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Virgin America Team Leader Kylie for Class Treasurer I know I’ll come off as a stodgy old coot for saying this, but I remember back when a flight attendant had at least the poise and presence not to sound like she’d just rolled up for home room to read the morning announcements. Step it up, there, Kylie. My life is in your hands.887 plays
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Uncle laugh.1224 plays
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“Diggy Goes to Town” by Diggy This is my dog, enjoying himself at 11:30 on a Friday night.1286 plays
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Something terrifying is going on at the USAA call center This is what happens when you call USAA at midnight because you’re locked out of your account. Okay: A) I don’t know how to say that. B) Please hold while I change my pants, crap them a second and third time, then cry in the shower. C) I saw District 9. This does not end well.5300 plays
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“Back to School” Overture (1986) by Danny Elfman Sometimes, I’ll put this on and just dance and dance, and march around the house until I simply fall down laughing. Okay, that’s untrue, but it will do wonderful things to your day. Especially during a study montage or a triple lindy. And I think it may have influenced the theme to “Parks and Recreation” which is getting pretty funny and has one of the strongest opening credit sequences in the world. How about that Mixolydian to make you pee your pants, right, music nerds? UPDATE: David Friedman informs me that the “Parks and Recreation” theme song was the winning entry in a theme tune contest! The person who details the contest on this blog takes huge umbrage with the nature of a songwriting contest in which composers work and submit on spec (as opposed to the traditional method of hiring a craftsperson based on reputation), and the winning entry received $7,500 plus “customary writer’s share and participation in performance income”. The winning composers, Gaby Moreno and Vince Jones announced victory on their Myspace blog. And congratulations to them. They made a great little piece of music.1176 plays
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SongParts: A New Venture from You Look Nice Today Kick - Snare - - Kick Snare - Kick BWA HA HA HA HA HA (First four bars of Arrested Development “Mr. Wendal”) Who’s that laughing maniacally in this cry to social consciousness, this anthemic jam of 1992? Could it be the titular Mr. Wendal? And if he came towards you with a kick drum and a snare, laughing like he could see your rotten soul, would you give him change? Of course not. Luckily, you can unload your $.20 here at SongParts. LooPit it for an extra $.03, and it’s guaranteed to make you resent your local homeless. MP3 Price: $.20 ($.23 with LooPit) Made available from the private collection of Marco Arment. This is only one of many items available from the SongParts Deep Deep Catalog. Help us grow our collection. Submit your favorite SongPart today, and together, you can make us a little extra cash.3195 plays
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@meteorplum Why didn’t you say hi, Paul? We ordered the sugar cane shrimp because yours looked good.
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@liam_hawes @gruber My bad. But I assumed from the name Liam that you were British and from your forthright bluntness that you were a teen.
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I was all excited to boycott @gruber's new show but now I'm on an episode so I guess I'll give it a second chance. http://t.co/H05HurYu
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Just recorded a damn solid and heartfelt episode of @thetalkshow with @gruber. We went there.
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@danforthfrance I have no idea what Mediaite is but I presume it rhymes with Pedialyte.
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@shazbennett You rock, neighbor. Can't wait to see what you're making.
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@majah SF: 💩🚶🚶🚶🚶🏢🏣🏥🏦startups
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@jakewalker Yeah, they loved it. Who doesn't like free shit?
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@czeins Oh my god you sublime dork. I love it.
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@jbriano @tehawesome Yikes. You must be super fun at parties.8 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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These were arguably some of the coolest pioneers of culture and to hear them force rhymes and struggle with meter, it's just so adorable.
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Listening to old school rap on KDAY, I take so much comfort in how delightfully dorky some of the earliest attempts at the form were.
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Got my key to the city. Pretty much the mayor now. Thanks, @gelatobaby and @LAWeekly! http://t.co/VpIXKBuY
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Honestly, I'll take the Bob Belcher family over the Homer Simpson family any day of the week. I wish them many, many seasons.
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@morrisondp Thanks, Rach. You make me look good.
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@keylager You dog, you. Congratulations, friends!
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@JivaDeVoe Try Giant Steps from @bluebottleroast. It's so crema I use crema as an adjective.
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Having an unfair amount of fun on set today, shooting something with @jmechner and @johnaugust, fulfilling many lifelong fantasies at once.
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He Cares by {u'mbid': u'84ce30fa-f773-4b4a-8915-87b096c16791', u'#text': u'Eric Reed'}3 years ago
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Third Degree by {u'mbid': u'84ce30fa-f773-4b4a-8915-87b096c16791', u'#text': u'Eric Reed'}3 years ago
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Blues for Akmad by {u'mbid': u'84ce30fa-f773-4b4a-8915-87b096c16791', u'#text': u'Eric Reed'}3 years ago
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