You wanna know about it?

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

hachuu:

Anonymous asked you: Ummm johndave o mg….IF U WANT

bubbie:

A+ subtitles 

ciel-phantomhive:

fuckwooper:

roleplaying a character for the first time

More roleplaying the character all the time. 

I’m laughing really hard over daredevil

oohtheyhavenibbles:

when I find myself in times of trouble

Roxy Lalonde comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

brograndpaharley:

themockingcrows:

8ad-jokes:

lilaira:

joala:

i just had a stroke

it turns me on.

boner

i came

Tag your nsfw.

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

cawllin:

if you ever feel stupid just remember

“I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.” –Mitt Romney (January 2012)

strawberryelectric48:

savedhumourblog:

is this a death threat

I DONT KNOW WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY

anticipant:

rules and stuff:

-likes and reblogs count

-reblog however many times you want idc

-you can use giveaway blogs if you want but just remember someone might need this more than you uwu

-you do not have to be following me but i would appreciate it and you would get some sweet bonuses (see below) if you do!

-you can live ANYWHERE, man! just preferable not the moon i cant fucking afford that

-GIVEAWAY ENDS APRIL 30th

sweet loot:

-a custom scalemate of any color!

-a squiddle in purple or white

-2 wigs under $30 from hellocosplay

-any pair of contacts under $30 from youknowit (yo they got some cool-ass contacts)

-1 digital painting

-1 digital sketch

-$25 McDonalds gift card (i got it in a gift swap, i have no use for it)

-some cosplay makeup including:

- one ben nye face paint

- one ben nye setting spray

- one lipstick from NYX

-any dress under $60 from urbanoutfitters

-one pair of ombre tights from xsilk on etsy

-any shirt/sweatshirt from whatpumpkin

sweet follower bonuses:

if you are following me, i will throw in:

-another custom scalemate!! woah

-some more ben nye i dunno

-a soul gem (note: does not contain actual soul) from kartos on etsy

-any trinket from whatpumpkin

thesassylorax:

urainiumbombs:

metropoliskingdom:

osamhungergames:

ask-mr-makarastrider:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

cairothelittlemermaid:

psifreezeomega:

buttassassino:

theslackerhero:

Remember when Nickelodeon had attempted suicide?

Remember when Nickelodeon had actual suicide?

Remmeber when they had Mpreg

remember when they had a gay couple

Nickelodeon:Pushing the boundaries since 1977

they put squidward in hell

remember when nickelodeon had spongebob watching porn

Spongebob seems to be the culprit in much of this…

Remember when Spongebob had an anal rape joke? 

Remember Rocko’s Modern Life?

Just. Rocko’s Modern Life. In it’s entirety.

when the guy upstairs has unprotected wifi

shy-town:

urdnotdovah:

UrdnotDovah’s cute giveaway re-do~

So I did a giveaway last month and it wasn’t going too well so I decided to stop early and message the winners. But I also felt like doing another one as a personal celebration. 

Rules:

• You have to be following me because this is for my followers
• You can reblog as many times as you want (but no giveaway blogs)

This giveaway includes:

• Adventure Time comic books issue #1-4
• Sentimental Circus handbag
• 3 cute bows
• A Bobo bunny decoration
• 2 cute notebooks
• Cardcaptor Sakura cards
• Hand crafted pokemon badges 
• A little Hello Kitty stationary set
• 2 sets of hand made friendship charms 

The giveaway ends April 16, 2013 and I will be messaging the winners. If you do not answer within 2 days I will be picking a new one

Good luck, have fun, and thanks for liking my blog c:

Omg ahhh I want these!~

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

• i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
• and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
• AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
• WELL FUCK YOU 
• MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
• HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

xamag-homestuck:

Hey remember how all post-scratch trolls were standing in front of that door before Wreck-It-Jack appeared? HERE THEY ARE. ALL OF THEM. AND MORE.

Maybe I’ll post some sketches. But in fact, my work here is done.

shy-town:

urdnotdovah:

UrdnotDovah’s cute giveaway re-do~

So I did a giveaway last month and it wasn’t going too well so I decided to stop early and message the winners. But I also felt like doing another one as a personal celebration. 

Rules:

• You have to be following me because this is for my followers
• You can reblog as many times as you want (but no giveaway blogs)

This giveaway includes:

• Adventure Time comic books issue #1-4
• Sentimental Circus handbag
• 3 cute bows
• A Bobo bunny decoration
• 2 cute notebooks
• Cardcaptor Sakura cards
• Hand crafted pokemon badges 
• A little Hello Kitty stationary set
• 2 sets of hand made friendship charms 

The giveaway ends April 16, 2013 and I will be messaging the winners. If you do not answer within 2 days I will be picking a new one

Good luck, have fun, and thanks for liking my blog c:

Omg ahhh I want these!~