Little Tiny Fish

Little Tiny Fish is a graphic artist based in the city of Milwaukee. He is currently working with OnMilwaukee.com.

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topherchrisOh look, it’s Dash, the Tumblr Dashboard Cat! He’s like a Bodega Cat, but hangs out in the Tumblr Dashboard instead of convenience stores.

mercurypdxHAVE DASH HANG OUT ON YOUR TUMBLR POST: $5

I would actually pay for this.

“This team is a joke. Greipel’s team signs the best of the former HTC leadout train, including [Adam] Hansen and Hendy [Greg Henderson]. Eisel, who beat me to the line today is picked up for Cav, Boonen’s going like he’s back on coke again, and all these young guns are coming at me like a fucking tennis ball machine gone mad,” commented a livid Farrar.

The cycling season officially started this week. While the Tours of Qatar and Oman are normally boring flat, bunch sprint stages it’s already started with a bang.

“GOOD IS SOMETHING YOU DO, NOT SOMETHING YOU TALK ABOUT. SOME MEDALS ARE PINNED TO YOUR SOUL, NOT TO YOUR JACKET.”


bigringriding: JUST READ THIS ON CYCLINGNEWS - THE INCREDIBLE STORY OF HOW BARTALI HELPED SAVE UP TO 800 JEWS FROM THE NAZIS, BY SMUGGLING DOCUMENTS IN HIS FRAME WHILE OUT ON 380KM TRAINING RIDES.

MINDBLOWING.

I redesigned my website. I still need a more exciting background, but the structure is there. I want to push the design in very subtle, sturdy ways, but this is essentially how it’s going to look.

It’s also a fluid design, so this one site should adjust to fit any monitor size and even look great on a mobile device.

Break it and then email me and tell me how you did it.

PS: I don’t care how it looks on IE6 or 7.

I’m starting to think Santorum is a caricature from a parallel TV universe where The West Wing was done by the writers of Saved By The Bell.
ToddZ (altidude)

Obnoxious Vegan Girl on Passive Aggressive Notes

nesbittslimesoda: Cats go blind without meat. True story.

thewordunheard: Oh my god. Oh my god. OH MY GOD.

Here are the only coherent sentences I can get out on this subject: If you’re vegan, great. I think it’s a noble choice. But this kind of self-righteousness is exactly why people denigrate veganism: you may be making your decisions in the name of saving the planet, but if you’re also acting like this, you are making the world a worse place to be.

Her attitude has nothing to do with being a vegan and everything with being an asshole. Replace vegan with any other oppressed group and the math still spits out asshole.

Just now, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals panel released their decision ruling that Prop 8 is unconstitutional!

That means we are 2 for 2 in the courts. But we’re not done yet. Our opponents are certain to appeal today’s decision to the full 9th Circuit and/or the U.S. Supreme Court. This victory belongs to all of us and must be defended by all of us.

I think it’s great how the opponents of gay marriage are helping to speed the appeals process along. Keep it up, guys! Maybe we’ll see gay marriage for all (especially for heterosexuals) before 2020.

Jesus by John Woo?

Last night I accidentally sent a message to a professional contact that was actually meant for TheNeilShow2.

You guys, this could have been so much worse than sending a sext meant for my wife.

My tax return came today!

M.I.A. - Bad Girls | Directed by Romain Gavras

jasonflowers: “This is the video Kanye always thinks he’s making.”

themattsmith: Oh SHIT, you guys.

As a bike guy, I approve.

trail-a-bike by COG Magazine

velogogo: My new spirit animal.

retrotrash: Do you walk, bike, or use public transit at any point in your life?  If so, and you live in American, please click the above link and send a letter to your representative.  I hate to get all political on you (ahaahaha just kidding, I am always political), but as someone who rides a bike daily, this shit is very important to me.  The site is for a Chicago organization, but I’m pretty sure it’ll work nationwide as this is a national issue.

If you only use a car, well, move along I suppose.

This easy form finds your representatives and automatically sends them an email. It does work nationwide and it only takes two seconds.

Study for The Queen of Sheba.

Edward J. Poynter, from Drawings of Sir E. J. Poynter, by Malcolm Bell, London, New York, 1905.

(Source: oldbookillustrations | archive.org)

Facebook stock is going public, eh?

theneilshow2

~I’d sure “Like” to “Follow” some of them to the bank! 

~I guess those investors will be known as… “The $ocial Net-worth!”

~In www.facebook.com, the www stands for “Wealthy, wealthy, wealthy!”

~Their “friend requests” are Ferarri’s!

Thank you.  Tip your waitress!

Terrible.

Susan G. Komen Foundation’s Website Was Hacked Last Night

theatlantic: Hackers got ahold of the Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation’s website late last night, altering its copy to to read: “Help us run over poor women on our way to the bank” — a blunt take on the organization’s decision to pull funding from Planned Parenthood. Read more.

Screenshot: Liza Eckert

According to Down For Everyone Or Just Me, their site is inaccessible. Are the hackers still at it?

ragdoll:Dark Horse, did you know that your browser detection is outdated? Did you know that Firefox 10 was released yesterday? Did you know that if someone hasn’t upgraded their browser by now, they probably either don’t want to, or can’t.

By ignoring this post, you acknowledge that your customer service is really shitty and condescending.

Since when are you against browser upgrades?

An @drewaustiin tweet: Check out my new hardcore band. We’re called Leadership Webinar.

karlfun: This one is good. Also I should be more effective at doing things

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February 08, 01:12 AM

Things are starting to get comfortable here over at littletinyfish.com, and I feel like I need to stretch out a little bit with a more constructive blog. However I can’t think of anything interesting to expound upon, so I’m just going to talk about the assorted media I’ve been consuming lately.

I am one of those guys who can snidely say I don’t own a television, yet still consume the media it produces. Netflix is having a tough time figuring out what it should recommend to me. Between “Home Movies,” “Spongebob,” “Breaking Bad,” and “How It’s Made” it gets a little amusing to see coke fueled movies sitting next to colorful muppets. Or maybe that context actually helps them to make even more sense. I’m also glad to see “Community” isn’t going anywhere…for now.

John K. Samson, lead singer of The Weakerthans, released a new album called “Provincial” which apparently contains those quotes. I’m not sure if it should be surrounded by double quotations, then. It is everything I desire out of a Weakerthans album and it always ends too quickly. First Aid Kit released their new album on the same day. It’s called “The Lion’s Roar” and has fewer hits between the misses. But man, those hits. Sharron Van Etten’s new album, “Tramp” falls in a similar vein. Her song, “Give Out” is a nice kick in the ribs that leaves you wanting more.

“Submarine” is a film by Richard Ayoade and is based on a book of the same name, “Submarine: A Novel” by Joe Dunthorne. It features a kid who is that Wes Anderson style of wise beyond his years. Both pull punches where I wish they didn’t.

“Fish Tank” followed a young English girl who had to deal with Michael Faasbender being hot. It was a movie that couldn’t decide what it wanted to be and was likely better because of it.

“Diary of a Nobody” by George and Weeden Grossmith is late 19th century satire that is easy to follow, but difficult to read in that the book feels entirely pointless. It’s funny, certainly, but the man’s life is so boring and his jokes get exceedingly eye rolling by the end that it’s difficult to want to finish.

The WTF with Marc Maron podcast has been added to my list of audio entertainment. He mostly interviews with comedians, but since comedians deal with actual issues it tends to be funny and fascinating without a lot of the usual overbearing celebrity self importance.

The Tour of Qatar started this week, which means that the cycling season has officially kicked off. While the Tours of Qatar and Oman tend to be a bit boring (flat, windy, always finishing in a bunch sprint) they are normally a welcome respite from the biting cold provided to us by the Wisconsin winter. But so far this year has been the second warmest winter on record with temperatures hanging out above freezing more often than not.

February 09, 12:12 AM

This site will be under construction. The plan is to have the site redesigned by the end of 2012. If something doesn’t work correctly, I’m pretty sure I’m already aware of it. Blogs, image, articles, links, whatever. They may not work.

After the start of January 2012 you can let me know what’s still wrong.

[EDIT: Haha, jk. It’ll be past January before I get this sorted out. When this text changes and you find yourself slightly more oriented you’ll know it’s ready.]

[EDIT 2: Things are falling nicely into place and at this point you should be able to view everything without running into a bunch of display problems. I'm still working on styling, so there are some ugly bits here and there (particularly in the mobile site) but you should be able to find the information you require. This is not an official release just yet, but it is definitely usable.]

List of things that still need fixing:

  • List formatting, obviously.
  • Homepage.
  • Portfolio and Archive sections need reworking.
  • Individual gallery pages.
  • Individual blog pages.
  • Individual gallery pages need some extra styling/finishing
  • Individual blog pages also need some extra styling/finishing
  • General styling/finishing
  • Better background
  • My h3 tags (perhaps all my h tags?) are not properly sized
  • Image/blog navigation needs sorting
  • Restyle error page
  • Permalink to full sized images in gallery
February 09, 12:12 AM

Just as I was demanding more powerful use of images in the TextPattern CMS (the content management system I'm using to power this blog) I was presented with an upgrade. They brag greater security, but I was impressed with the ability to use image metatags to manage my workflow.

I know, I know. Boring!

That's why I jazzed up this post with a new image that I've been working on with the folks at OnMilwaukee.com. We've had a bit of a long stint with a rather drab cityscape and I've been trying to push them into more exciting waters. Another skyline (which, in my mind, represents little about a city) isn't exactly the greatest progress, but it's a step in the right direction. It's less literal and more energetic.

One thing to note: with the upgrade to the new TextPattern version (4.4.0) the portfolio section, while operable, has some bugs that need a little ironing out. You can view all the pictures, but I'm having some sizing issues. The next/previous image doesn't follow the galleries either, but rather it follows the dates posted. So once you get into the design section you may find yourself in the illustration section. Just go with it for now and we'll see what we can do about getting that figured out.

Why the changes? Well I was never a fan of the "Lightbox" style portfolio because it didn't give you a permalink. It's harder to navigate to a specific image and that's what I've been missing. If you miss it, perhaps I'll create another page for those who would prefer that instead.

I've got some exciting illustrations coming out in the near future, too, so keep your eye out for that, particularly if you are a fan of cycling.

February 09, 12:12 AM

It looks like I’ve been nominated for Best Album Art (twice!) for Radio Milwaukee’s Fourth Annual Milwaukee Music Awards!

Nomination #1 was for The Scarring Party’s “Losing Teeth”

For this album I did the typography, layout design, and back illustration. The main illustration was provided by Ray Caesar.

Nomination #2 was for Pezzettino’s “Lub Dub”

On this album I did the whole design, from illustration on up.

I’m not sure if you can only vote for the one category or if you have to select something from each category, so you may need to know something about Milwaukee’s music scene. (However, if you had to cheat, all the info you need to know, really, is in this post.) You can find out more about the individual albums here.

Give it a shot. Show your support and vote!

RANDOM FACT: The 88nine image for this article happens to be the 88th image uploaded to my site.

February 09, 12:12 AM

So as always I don’t care what year the albums were released, what matters is they’re new to me and for me they defined the year of 2010. Sad to say this isn’t a Top 10 list, but a Top 8. I felt a sense of musical lethargy this year and really have no right to be tacking music on to the list that was decent, but not anything I would recommend purchasing. Most of these albums were released this year. But there are some albums that were released previously that still deserve to be talked about. What? You only see 9 listed? Well take a closer look, cuz there’re 13 there.

1) Sleeping in the Aviary - Expensive Vomit in a Cheap Hotel (2008), Great Vacation! (2010), Oh This Old Thing? (2007)
I fell hard onto this band. The night I went to see Sleeping in the Aviary perform live I was complaining that I had such a small connection to music this year. That there was simultaneously nothing interesting and an overload of awful music coming out this year. I was paralyzed by my lack of desire to listen to the next hot recycled sound. That very night, Sleeping in the Aviary opened my eyes. The nice part about this band is their song writing skills are extraordinary, but each album progresses through a different sound. “Oh This Old Thing?” is a garage punk assault, “Expensive Vomit in a Cheap Hotel” is more boozy folk, and their newest release is closer to indie folk pop. Their lyrics switch between fun and catchy to introspective and painful—and sometimes all of that together in one song—as he tries so unsuccessfully to navigate the complex realities of unworking relationships. He shouts off the pain in “Maureen Doesn’t Like Me Anymore,” shrugs it off in “Gas Mask Blues” and croons it off in the dreamscapes of “I Want You Back, I Want You Dead.” He almost acts as an anti hero, where his lyrics are so poetic you want him to succeed, but so misogynistic that it doesn’t surprise you that he’s failing. I’ve collected all three of their albums into the top slot because they’re all so good (and a Top Ten list with 30% of the list taken up by the same artist is kinda lame). Subsequently I’ve ordered them by which you should buy first (if you can’t get them all at once).

2) Little Dragon - Machine Dreams (2009)
A Swedish electro pop band with a Japanese-born female lead with album art by her accomplished Illustrator dad, Yusuke Nagano. Sounds like a recipe for a good time. Little Dragon plays understated dance music that is more personal and less flashy than what you’d see in the clubs. It’s not really shoe gaze, but it wouldn’t be such a lie to lump it in with the genre.

3) First Aid Kit - The Big Black and the Blue (2010)
I first heard these of these Swedish girls while watching them do a cover of the Fleet Foxes Tiger Mountain Peasant Song. Now I’m no fan of the Fleet Foxes, but these girls took their song and improved upon it so much that I believe Fleet Foxes should just stop singing it. It’s not their song anymore. First Aid Kit’s first full length album follows suit, keeping up with the beautiful harmonies and melodies and proving they have songwriting chops beyond covers.

4) The Scarring Party - Losing Teeth (2010)
I am good friends with the guys and girl in The Scarring Party, so it is a coincidence that this album made the list. They combine the vaudeville sounds that your grandmother would love but give it a punk attitude by mixing in lyrics that tread the line between eerie, funny, bizarre, pointed and clever. It is a sound that you can’t find anywhere else. Their latest album takes the best elements of their last two albums and mixes them together into a coherent package that I've been waiting for for the last 5 years. Their previous releases were good, but “Losing Teeth” gives me what I want.

5) Bomb the Music Industry! - Adults!!!... Smart!!! Shithammered!!! And Excited By Nothing!!!!!!! (2010) & Everybody That You Love (2010)
It’s cheating to include EPs, right? Well, I’ll tack on the two tracks from the “Everybody That You Love” 45 that got screwed up and was never released on vinyl. I never have anything exciting to say about Bomb the Music Industry! because they are constantly putting out the same kind of in-your-face catchy pop punk songs that just don’t quit. I say it over and over. I love it. With this kind of consistency I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving it. On ETYL Rosenstock tries out a little My Bloody Valentine with middling results. At this point his voice may not be subtle enough to pull off that kind of dreamy reverb, but the potential there does excite me.

6) Various - Yo! MKE Raps (2010)
My knowledge of hip hop and rap is so microscopically small that I couldn’t tell you the difference between Kanye West, Will Smith and Eminem. I didn’t grow up with it and I never found its subject matter appealing, mostly because the only people I ever heard talk on the subject were people who chose to remain ignorant about it. “It’ just black people talking about getting drunk and treating women badly.” Well no more! I’m getting in, though perhaps through the basement window. I don’t mean this as a dis to Milwaukee artists, but it’s not exactly the most forward way of learning more about the genre. Nevertheless, “Yo! MKE Raps” is an expertly compiled compilation that runs the gamut of storytelling tropes, from love to violence, from hope to dispair, and sometimes even a dash of comedy. It was also released free to download.

7) Holly Golightly and the Brokeoffs - Medicine County (2010)
This third release from Holly Golightly and her husband promised to be better than her second because they spent more time writing and recording. I was in for a treat then, I thought, as I really liked “Dirt Don’t Hurt.” The results were...less than I’d hoped, but the album seems to be more of a grower. After a little fuel and a few more plays I started to see that it wasn’t outwardly as humorous, but was more personal in an understated way.

8) Murder by Death - Good Morning, Magpie (2010)
When I found out that lead singer Adam Turla was penning the latest tunes for Murder by Death in a cabin in the middle of the woods I thought “Oh god, not another one.” Thankfully the album turned out to be more classically folk than, other cabin-in-the-middle-of-the-woods writers. I have mixed feelings about this album. The pacing on it is weird, causing it to act more like two EPs than a cohesive album. A few of the tracks also diverge into an early 1900s commercial jingle territory but they don’t quite work as placed (or produced?). Overall it feels like a serious of brainstorms, contemplating in which direction the band should head next.

9) The 1900s - Return of the Century (2010) & Medium High (2009)
The 1900s return with a paired down lineup that still attempts to project a sound that is as full bodied as its previous releases and it mostly succeeds. But the album feels a little more disjointed than before, where songs written by leads Edward Anderson and Jeanine O’Toole feel as though they’ve been written in a universe apart from each other. The songs themselves seem a little more personal, though. It’s a little weird to go backwards directly after you’ve heard their new direction, but their previously released EP, “Medium High” felt a little more familiar with rerecorded tracks from earlier records mixed in with some previously unreleased tunes.

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