Little Tiny Fish
Little Tiny Fish is a graphic artist based in the city of Milwaukee. He is currently working with OnMilwaukee.com.
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Frutiger’s creepy sleeping eyes. She looks awake, but she was sound asleep, snoring.
maddieonthings: Maddie visits the Flat Iron
sniebauer: I can’t get enough of this dog blog.
I think it’s funny how animals like Maddie or Maru the cat have this tremendous amount of goodwill flowing their way, but they will never be able to fully comprehend it.
The only way Maddie could understand would be through the vague feelings of pride and celebrity her owner feels, which is filtered through the giant wall that is the internet.
“When I get on this chair, it makes my human ethereally more pleased than whenever I do anything else.”
EX2: The Expendables 2
paulscheer: This is the only summer movie worth seeing!
Featuring Nicolas Cage as Nicolas Cage and Nicolas Cage as Nicolas Cage.
This is a controversy? The internet is getting desperate.
wilwheaton: The best
iPhonedevice charging station I’ve ever seen.(via Reddit)
12345pigeons: I knew I shoulda gotten the black iPhone! Dammit - missed opportunity!
fuckyournoguchicoffeetable: Fuck your faux-guchi paper lamp stack.
Everything in this room is waiting to be tripped on.
Bike Messengers Fight to Take Back Europe’s Most Congested City
theatlanticvideo: Brussels Express, a documentary by Sander Vandenbroucke, looks at how commuters and messengers can make a dent in the city’s overwhelming traffic.
Same story. Different city.
bikecollective: The Milwaukee Bicycle Collective is proud to team up with Whole Foods Market for their One Dime at a Time program. From now until the end of June, whenever you shop Whole Foods all donations will go towards the Milwaukee Bicycle Collective.
Whole Foods’ One Dime at a Time program provides an incentive to their customers to eliminate single-use plastic bags and develop stronger communities all at the same time. At the register, customers have the option to receive a 10 cent per bag refund as cash back off their receipt.
Or instead of taking the cash back, customers can choose to donate it to that month’s selected charity organization. That’s where we come in: from now until the end of June all donations will go towards the Milwaukee Bicycle Collective.
Shop Whole Foods. Get a mango or something. Skip the bag and donate to the Milwaukee Bicycle Collective. (And bring us the mango!)
Hey, Milwaukee. Help yourselves, help the planet, and help the Milwaukee Bicycle Collective (which helps everything).
ircimages: A child’s skull before losing baby teeth. I am never going near a child again.
messinessi: This is so gross.. and creepy.
Nightmare fuel.
bicycle-pictures: Rock climbing (MTB)
theurbancyclist: this is taking cyclocross a bit too far, IMO
leahj: I try to stay off my “where is your helmet” high horse unless the person is someone I will have to care for after they land themselves in a coma or have significant brain trauma…
That said.
WHERE IS HIS HELMET???
I look at this picture, his position on the wall, the position of the bike, the distance of the next hand hold and I think…what now?
daveholmes: From a hearing in Lincoln, NE regarding an LGBT anti-discrimination ordinance.
12345pigeons: Ho. Lee. Shit.
That is the bat-shitiest, insanest 5 minutes of batshit insanity I’ve ever heard.
Let’s hear it for Lincoln!

Walt Disney’s Taxi Driver by Bryan Boyce
This takes mash-ups, trailer redux, and general weirdness to a whole new level.
Forget About It: Making the Internet More Like Our Brains
theatlantic: Snapchat is an iPhone app that, fascinatingly and maybe even usefully, lets you apply a time limit to the photos you share with friends. You can decide whether your recipient (or a group of recipients) sees a photo for 2 seconds, or 5, or 10 … before what they see disappears entirely. Think Path, with a focus on photos. Think Instagram, with an expiration date.
Read more. [Image: Snapchat]
My creep and idiot alarms both fired on this one.
Creep: The under-age looking models that Snapchat uses to advertise their service, and the overall design of the app pretty much suggest that their service should be used by teens for sexting.
Idiot: Sure, the image expires no later than 10 seconds, but screenshots last forever.
fyeahcreepyshit: The Tower of Silence
January 19, 2003 —
Indian officials ventured into a deep jungle, investigating several missing persons reports from a nearby city. What they found was a “Tower of Silence,” or dakhma. Zoroastrians use these sites to dispose of bodies in the open air.While sites like these are not uncommon in certain parts of india, several peculiarities hint at something more unusual…
- None of the bodies depicted in the photograph were identified. Villagers from nearby, though initially surprised at the sheer number of corpses in the dakhma, proved unable to recognize the bodies. The corpses also do not match the descriptions of the missing people.
- There were no animals around except for maggots and flies. Zoroastrians rely on birds (i.e. buzzards) to dispose of the bodies, in the belief they are contributing back to the Earth. Officials found the corpses relatively untouched by any sort of animal.
- There is no official count of the bodies. In fact, little work was actually accomplished at the site and, perhaps, this is why only one photograph has emerged. Officials avoided the spot - not only because they felt uneasy looking at it, but for the following, as well:
- The deep pit in the center of the photograph was filled with several feet of festering blood - far more than the bodies on the outside could ever supply. The stench was so unbearable that many of the officials began to get nauseous when they first approached the dakhma.
- The expedition was ended when a villager accidentally kicked a small bone into the pit, penetrating the coagulated surface of the pool. A massive burst of gas from the decomposing blood erupted from the pit, splashing those looking into it, along with the photographer.
Those caught in the explosion were immediately sent to the hospital, where they were quarrantined for possible infection. They became delirious with fever, shouting about “being tainted with the blood of Ahriman” (the personification of evil in Zoroastrianism), despite never having admitted having any familiarity with the religion.
In fact, many of them had no idea what the dakhma was when they had found it. Delirium turned to insanity as many began to attack hospital staff until they were sedated. The fever eventually killed all of them.
When officials returned with hazmat gear the following day, the site was empty. All the bodies had been removed and, astonishingly, the pool of blood in the pit had been drained. All that remained of the incident was this photograph.
hotmarcus: This is bizarre if this is true.
It’s a good creepy story and all (I’d love to see the horror movies this person could write), but it’s unlikely true. If you Google Tower of Silence, you’ll immediately see unaltered versions of this photo as well as others. Here’s more on Dakhmas, too.
jjae:
Believe it or not, there was a time in my life when I rode my bike pretty regularly. Then I got this idea in my head that I could qualify for the Boston Marathon and then I ended up a minute off the qualifying time, so now I just want to crush the fucking thing. But I still don’t know when that’s going to be because our lives are in such a state of transition, I can’t plan that far in advance. So I haven’t been on my bike for awhile and I probably won’t be for a few more months. (And when I’m ready to be serious about cycling, I think I will need to go down a size anyway. It always just feels a touch too big for me.)
It just doesn’t make any sense to let something like that hang on a wall while someone out there could be putting it to good use. So I’m saying good-bye and putting it up for adoption. If you know of any women cyclists out there that would be interested - especially in New England and the northeast - please have them message or email me!
Scott CR1 - XS (49), DT Swiss training wheels, full SRAM Red (including ceramic bottom bracket), EC90 seat post and handlebars.
(I’m the original owner and it’s never been in a crash.)
Marked as trustworthy. This is a signal boost.
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Guys Eyes by {u'mbid': u'0c751690-c784-4a4f-b1e4-c1de27d47581', u'#text': u'Animal Collective'}3 days ago
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Bluish by {u'mbid': u'0c751690-c784-4a4f-b1e4-c1de27d47581', u'#text': u'Animal Collective'}3 days ago
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Summertime Clothes by {u'mbid': u'0c751690-c784-4a4f-b1e4-c1de27d47581', u'#text': u'Animal Collective'}3 days ago
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Also Frightened by {u'mbid': u'0c751690-c784-4a4f-b1e4-c1de27d47581', u'#text': u'Animal Collective'}3 days ago
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My Girls by {u'mbid': u'0c751690-c784-4a4f-b1e4-c1de27d47581', u'#text': u'Animal Collective'}3 days ago
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In the Flowers by {u'mbid': u'0c751690-c784-4a4f-b1e4-c1de27d47581', u'#text': u'Animal Collective'}3 days ago
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The Flying Club Cup by {u'mbid': u'0af78501-5647-4c18-9a0d-66ac8789e13b', u'#text': u'Beirut'}3 days ago
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St. Apollonia by {u'mbid': u'0af78501-5647-4c18-9a0d-66ac8789e13b', u'#text': u'Beirut'}3 days ago
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Cherbourg by {u'mbid': u'0af78501-5647-4c18-9a0d-66ac8789e13b', u'#text': u'Beirut'}3 days ago
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Un Dernier Verre (Pour La Route) by {u'mbid': u'0af78501-5647-4c18-9a0d-66ac8789e13b', u'#text': u'Beirut'}3 days ago
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Updates
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Why did I invite you to a Bicycle Art Show? Because I will have a piece in it. If you don't like bikes, you're dumb and there will be drinks.Posted 35 hours ago
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Can you stop Facebook from telling me when someone declines an event invite? This may be the least useful feature I can think of.Posted 7 days ago
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Tomorrow is the last day to get free coffee. Free bakery. And free tune ups from the The Milwaukee Bicycle Collective at Alterra on 1st. Party from 7am-9am.Posted 8 days ago
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Vidal Sassoon gored by Gore Vidal's BassoonPosted 2 weeks ago
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Who wants to do sushi after Gallery Night on Friday?Posted 5 weeks ago
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Today | Noon | Hollander East | I'll be speaking about how MKE city streets are actively working against anyone who sets foot outside a car.Posted 5 weeks ago
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Smart phone owners, help protect yourself from violence: Circle Of 6 allows you to pick six friends whom you can easily contact when you need help. Text messages are prewritten into the app with messages like “call and pretend you need me, I need an interruption” and “come and get me, I need help going home safely.” The latter message uses GPS on Google Maps to tell your pals your exact location. There’s even an option to call 911 or sexual assault or domestic abuse hotlines. The Circle of 6 app is free so there’s no reason for those of us with smartphones not to download it. You never know when you might need your friends.Posted 8 weeks ago
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Kjempebra!Posted 3 months ago
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FUCKING UP: What My Friends Think I Do: You fucked up. What Society Thinks I Do: You fucked up. What My Mom Thinks I Do: You fucked up. What My Coworkers Think I Do: You fucked up. What I Think I Do: I'M AWESOME!!! What I Actually Do: I fucked up.Posted 3 months ago
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Your ideas could get you XXXXXXX.Posted 4 months ago
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In Facebook: Has anyone figured out what the difference between regular online friends and "More Online Friends?" Furthermore, what does the green dot by the name mean? What does one do to achieve it?Posted 6 months ago
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Redesigning the new OnMilwaukee.com may have been among the biggest undertakings I’ve had to embark upon since starting at the media company, but the whole thing started on a whim. I had a little free time and I took a look at a couple of small elements. But the more I pushed the data around, the more I realized we could probably be presenting our information a lot more clearly.
I scrapped the small ideas and started looking at the bigger picture. This was the result.
There are quite a few differences between the old site and the new site. You may instantly see (to the left) that the new site feels much more open and inviting. I wanted to make sure there was a lot more breathing room on the new site. There is significantly less text on the new design but it’s only about 12% shorter. This is because the information that is left in tact has a lot more space to exist.
On top of the extra space I worked to unify the design elements. The red banners help separate the sections. The widgets all have a unified background color. Instead of having three or four different forms of widget navigation I cut it down to one. I also developed a grid pattern to help decide how large certain elements should be and how much space should be allotted between them.
The biggest change, as far as usability goes, is the presentation of information. We discarded the formality of having sections on the home page. Articles are still organized, structurally, within sections that you can access from the navigation bar, but on the front page those sections matter less. What matters more is the newness of information. Initially the redesign asked for a Twitter-style list of new stories, but other staff members wanted a more curated feel. They didn’t want quick blogs to have the same importance as the better composed stories. So we moved the new article list to the top and added a more magazine-like, curated section on the main page. This allows users to a) easily see which articles are new and b) easily see which articles are most important.
The business listing widget was simplified, while the event calendar was given more presence. Our Weekend Preview, an important weekly article, also finds prominence on the front page. In the old design it had a tendency to disappear quiet quickly. Now there is a permanent link right on the homepage.
The logo was updated to move away from the passe Web 2.0 look to the softer gradients that are more pervasive in design today.
Listed here are only the major considerations for the entire redesign. There were countless other smaller calls that added up to one big idea.
You can see full-sized images of the old site and compare it with what the new site has to offer.
Today I had a relatively easy day at work. I apparently avoided the rain on my bike commute home. The fact that it’s raining in the middle of February is beautiful in and of itself. I went on a long walk with my dog and then came home and made dinner. Then I fine-tuned my website, witnessed the launch of the huge redesign of OnMilwaukee.com—of which I was a big part—and finally fixed that sound lagging issue that has been bugging me ever since I got this new computer.
This is a blog in three parts.
littletinyfish.com
I spent the better part of the night tonight fine-tuning some more of the styles of the site. Blogs should flow a little bit better and mobile browsing should be a little more consistent. I used to use a TextPattern plug-in to prevent widowed words, but I used it incorrectly in the first place (for titles instead of text bodies). I decided to just get rid of it altogether, but when I deleted it, old articles still retained a…residue, if you will. But I managed to troubleshoot that problem away.
I’m sure this design will be pushed further, but I’m really starting to understand the structure of the site and how fluid layouts work.
OnMilwaukee.com
I can’t take all the credit for the work that was put into the site tonight; that all goes to the company programmers. However the design is something I had big hand in. This time my input went well beyond just the design of individual elements and extended into information layout as well.
The design process started back in October, when we were called out by name by an upstart who said we were not well designed. I used that little insult to take a closer look at what we were doing, what problems I personally had with the site, and then try to solve them.
The work you’ll see is a collaboration between three disparate minds who think in radically different ways. But, by working together and paying attention to everyone’s needs, I think we’ve hit on something great, though I’ll be anxious and nervous to see the difference traffic results. (Hopefully they go up!)
Sound stuttering and lagging issues
Ever since I purchased my new computer I’ve had these strange sound lagging or stuttering issues. Every 15 minutes or so the music from MediaMonkey or Netflix would get drawn out for half a second. It wasn’t a huge deal, but, y’know, it’s just not something you want.
I could not figure out what the problem was and went through complex processes like downloading drivers and flashing the BIOS (a phrase I have always loved and am glad I can still use).
Finally I stumbled upon a solution that was easy to manage, if still a bit time consuming. There is a program called msconfig that allows you to turn off programs and turn them on one by one (or three by three, in my case) and see what happens.
It turns out my Carbonite Backup system was the culprit in causing my lagging and stuttering issue. Carbonite was set to backup files automatically, whenever it felt like looking and those audio lags I heard were the times when Carbonite swept through my system to make sure it had found everything.
The simple solution was to schedule Carbonite to backup less often (every other night when I’m sleeping). It’s not ideal, as flawless automatic backups would be preferable, but now I can make it through a movie fully immersed, without getting kicked out by strange digital stuttering.
If you need help troubleshooting lag issues, here are some instructions for Windows 7 msconfig troubleshooting. This worked for me, but use it at your own risk.
- Save all your work and close everything down (except this window, of course). It is recommended you save a copy of this page (Click File and then Save Page As…) to your desktop in case you turn off your internet connection in the process.
- Hit the Windows Key and type msconfig and select msconfig.exe.
- In the General tab, select Selective startup and make sure Load system services and Load startup items are deselected.
- Click the Services tab and select Hide all Microsoft services
- Deselect all programs that remain
- Click the Startup tab and deselect all of those programs
- Click Ok.
- You’ll be prompted to restart your computer, which you should do.
- When Windows reloads, try to duplicate your issues. If nothing happens, you know you turned off the problem. Now you can go back into msconfig and start turning on different services and startup items, restarting and retesting as you go. It’s a slow process but it is fairly intuitive and in the end it yielded results. So basically today was great. What will tomorrow bring?
Things are starting to get comfortable here over at littletinyfish.com, and I feel like I need to stretch out a little bit with a more constructive blog. However I can’t think of anything interesting to expound upon, so I’m just going to talk about the assorted media I’ve been consuming lately.
I am one of those guys who can snidely say I don’t own a television, yet still consume the media it produces. Netflix is having a tough time figuring out what it should recommend to me. Between “Home Movies,” “Spongebob,” “Breaking Bad,” and “How It’s Made” it gets a little amusing to see coke fueled movies sitting next to colorful muppets. Or maybe that context actually helps them to make even more sense. I’m also glad to see “Community” isn’t going anywhere…for now.
John K. Samson, lead singer of The Weakerthans, released a new album called “Provincial” which apparently contains those quotes. I’m not sure if it should be surrounded by double quotations, then. It is everything I desire out of a Weakerthans album and it always ends too quickly. First Aid Kit released their new album on the same day. It’s called “The Lion’s Roar” and has fewer hits between the misses. But man, those hits. Sharron Van Etten’s new album, “Tramp” falls in a similar vein. Her song, “Give Out” is a nice kick in the ribs that leaves you wanting more.
“Submarine” is a film by Richard Ayoade and is based on a book of the same name, “Submarine: A Novel” by Joe Dunthorne. It features a kid who is that Wes Anderson style of wise beyond his years. Both pull punches where I wish they didn’t.
“Fish Tank” followed a young English girl who had to deal with Michael Faasbender being hot. It was a movie that couldn’t decide what it wanted to be and was likely better because of it.
“Diary of a Nobody” by George and Weeden Grossmith is late 19th century satire that is easy to follow, but difficult to read in that the book feels entirely pointless. It’s funny, certainly, but the man’s life is so boring and his jokes get exceedingly eye rolling by the end that it’s difficult to want to finish.
The WTF with Marc Maron podcast has been added to my list of audio entertainment. He mostly interviews with comedians, but since comedians deal with actual issues it tends to be funny and fascinating without a lot of the usual overbearing celebrity self importance.
The Tour of Qatar started this week, which means that the cycling season has officially kicked off. While the Tours of Qatar and Oman tend to be a bit boring (flat, windy, always finishing in a bunch sprint) they are normally a welcome respite from the biting cold provided to us by the Wisconsin winter. But so far this year has been the second warmest winter on record with temperatures hanging out above freezing more often than not.
This site will be under construction. The plan is to have the site redesigned by the end of 2012. If something doesn’t work correctly, I’m pretty sure I’m already aware of it. Blogs, image, articles, links, whatever. They may not work.
After the start of January 2012 you can let me know what’s still wrong.
[EDIT: Haha, jk. It’ll be past January before I get this sorted out. When this text changes and you find yourself slightly more oriented you’ll know it’s ready.]
[EDIT 2: Things are falling nicely into place and at this point you should be able to view everything without running into a bunch of display problems. I'm still working on styling, so there are some ugly bits here and there (particularly in the mobile site) but you should be able to find the information you require. This is not an official release just yet, but it is definitely usable.]
List of things that still need fixing:
- List formatting, obviously.
- Homepage.
- Portfolio and Archive sections need reworking.
- Individual gallery pages.
- Individual blog pages.
- Individual gallery pages need some extra styling/finishing
- Individual blog pages also need some extra styling/finishing
- General styling/finishing
- Better background
- My h3 tags (perhaps all my h tags?) are not properly sized
- Image/blog navigation needs sorting
- Restyle error page
- Permalink to full sized images in gallery
Just as I was demanding more powerful use of images in the TextPattern CMS (the content management system I'm using to power this blog) I was presented with an upgrade. They brag greater security, but I was impressed with the ability to use image metatags to manage my workflow.
I know, I know. Boring!
That's why I jazzed up this post with a new image that I've been working on with the folks at OnMilwaukee.com. We've had a bit of a long stint with a rather drab cityscape and I've been trying to push them into more exciting waters. Another skyline (which, in my mind, represents little about a city) isn't exactly the greatest progress, but it's a step in the right direction. It's less literal and more energetic.
One thing to note: with the upgrade to the new TextPattern version (4.4.0) the portfolio section, while operable, has some bugs that need a little ironing out. You can view all the pictures, but I'm having some sizing issues. The next/previous image doesn't follow the galleries either, but rather it follows the dates posted. So once you get into the design section you may find yourself in the illustration section. Just go with it for now and we'll see what we can do about getting that figured out.
Why the changes? Well I was never a fan of the "Lightbox" style portfolio because it didn't give you a permalink. It's harder to navigate to a specific image and that's what I've been missing. If you miss it, perhaps I'll create another page for those who would prefer that instead.
I've got some exciting illustrations coming out in the near future, too, so keep your eye out for that, particularly if you are a fan of cycling.