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August 11, 03:23 AM
ATTENTION!!
1. cuba anda buka mane-mane blog kawan korang.
contoh: aaa.blogspot.com
2. kemudian, buka semula blog kawan anda itu, tapi dengan membuang huruf 's' pada perkataan blogspot.
contoh aaa.blogpot.com
Apa yang terjadi?
Licik betul mereka ni... (wahai umat Islam sedarlah ada golongan sedang memusnahkan agama suci kita, bangkitlah,,, percayalah bahawa sesungguhnya ALLAH Tuhan semesta alam, tiada yang lain melainkanNya.
August 06, 11:09 AM
assalamualaikum.
Day 6 (August 6th 2011)
Allah, on this day, do not let me abase myself by incurring Your disobedience, and do not strike me with the whip of Your punishment, keep me away from the causes of Your anger, by You and Your power, O the ultimate wish of those who desire.
Day 7 (August 7th 2011)
Allah, on this day, help me with its fasts and Prayers, and keep me away from mistakes and sins of the day, grant me that I remember You continuously through the day, by Your assistance, O the Guide of those who stray.
Day 8 (August 8th 2011)
Allah, on this day, let me have mercy on the orphans, and feed [the hungry], and spread peace, and keep company with the noble-minded, O the Shelter of the hopeful.
Day 9 (August 9th 2011)
Allah, on this day, grant me a share from Your merct which is wide, guide me towards Your shining proofs, lead me to Your all encompassing pleasure, by Your love, O the Hope of the desirous.
Day 10 (August 10th 2011)
Allah, on this day, make me, amongst those who rely on You, from those who You consider successful, and place me amongst those who are near to You, by Your favor, O Goal of the seekers.
August 01, 02:57 AM
assalamualaikum.
Day 1 (August 1st, 2011)
Allah, on this day make my fasts the fasts of those who fast (sincerely), and my standing up in Prayer of those who stand up in Prayer (obediently), awaken me in it from the sleep of the heedless, and forgive me my sins, O God of the worlds, and forgive me, O one who forgives the sinners.
Day 2 (August 2nd, 2011)
Allah, on this day, take me closer towards Your pleasure, keep me away from Your anger and punishment, grant me the opportunity to recite Your verses (of the Qur'an), by Your mercy, O the most Merciful.
Day 3 (August 3rd, 2011)
Allah, on this day, grant me wisdom and awareness, keep me away from foolishness and pretension, grant me a share in every blessing You send down, by Your generosity, O the most Generous.
Day 4 (August 4th, 2011)
Allah, on this day, strengthen me in carrying out Your commands, let me taste the sweetness of Your remembrance, grant me, through Your graciousness, that I give thanks to You. Protect me, with Your protection and cover, O the most discerning of those who see.
Day 5 (August 5th, 2011)
Allah, on this day, place me amongst those who seek forgiveness. Place me amongst Your righteous and obedient servants, and place me amongst Your close friends, by Your kindness, O the most Merciful.
credits to Brother Irving, author of 'Master of the Jin', who provided these supplications, and Zabrina A. Bakar, author of 'Life is an Open Secret', who shared.
Day 1 (August 1st, 2011)
Allah, on this day make my fasts the fasts of those who fast (sincerely), and my standing up in Prayer of those who stand up in Prayer (obediently), awaken me in it from the sleep of the heedless, and forgive me my sins, O God of the worlds, and forgive me, O one who forgives the sinners.
Day 2 (August 2nd, 2011)
Allah, on this day, take me closer towards Your pleasure, keep me away from Your anger and punishment, grant me the opportunity to recite Your verses (of the Qur'an), by Your mercy, O the most Merciful.
Day 3 (August 3rd, 2011)
Allah, on this day, grant me wisdom and awareness, keep me away from foolishness and pretension, grant me a share in every blessing You send down, by Your generosity, O the most Generous.
Day 4 (August 4th, 2011)
Allah, on this day, strengthen me in carrying out Your commands, let me taste the sweetness of Your remembrance, grant me, through Your graciousness, that I give thanks to You. Protect me, with Your protection and cover, O the most discerning of those who see.
Day 5 (August 5th, 2011)
Allah, on this day, place me amongst those who seek forgiveness. Place me amongst Your righteous and obedient servants, and place me amongst Your close friends, by Your kindness, O the most Merciful.
credits to Brother Irving, author of 'Master of the Jin', who provided these supplications, and Zabrina A. Bakar, author of 'Life is an Open Secret', who shared.
June 28, 07:21 PM
... from not using it very often.
assalamualaikum.
we're nearing the end of June and also it's been 5 months of holiday for me. well, not much of a holiday to be honest. i'm constantly bored, lonely, void of (real-life) human interaction, and all of the other forever alone nonsense.
frankly, i can't wait to be surprised for saying this to myself sometime later in the future, "Ah, I wish I had longer holidays." pfft.
May 25, 10:14 AM
i don't know what to talk about anymore here. any suggestions? questions about me / my blog / my life / whatever?
May 13, 04:57 PM
assalamualaikum. here i am again~
so tomorrow will be my last day working at University of Malaya as an examination attendant. can't wait for it actually. finally i can sleep during the day. xD been missing the sweet moments.
i'm currently typing with only my right hand, since my left hand is too busy groping playing around with my baby cousin Elsa Qaisara. lol talk about multi-tasking. listening to music, surfing the internet wave, facebook-ing, playing farmville, all at the same time. wait, hang on.
welp, elsa's quieten down. busy sucking her fingers, i guess. her mother's just finished dinner, and cleaning up. and so we continue...
tomorrow's my 14th day working at Examination Building, University of Malaya. met a lot of new people, all kinds of personalities and all kinds of humor. -.-" all kinds of food, too. xD as far as my salary goes, it's going to be all gone (all RM45/day of them) towards getting myself a new handphone. i feel kind of guilty having this as my intention to work, since some people i know work to earn for money to spend during their time in campus this September. surely i don't need a new handphone more than money for food, right? don't answer that.
(checking on elsa. she's asleep, with her thumb in mouth)
i may be applying for a job at Pizza Hut Tesco (again) next week, since my friend who works there said they need more workers. we'll see.
May 05, 06:57 AM
assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.
today is the 5th of May 2011. on this special blog post, i would like to wish my parents a very happy 21st anniversary together! happy anniversary! congratulations! chugha haeyo! omedetou gozaimashita! tahniah! mabruuk! *spoiler*usedgoogletranslate*spoiler* =p
wow, 21 years. that's a really long time. there must be lots of both sad and happy memories.
i hope when it's my 21st anniversary with my future wife (someday, don't know when, don't know how, don't know if it will happen), being half as happy as they are now is already a blessing from Allah swt.
Live long and prosper.
May 04, 07:22 AM
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.
Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! . She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, “How much do I owe you?“ “You don’t owe me anything” she replied. “Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness.” He said, “Then I thank you from my heart.”
As Elias left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.
Many years later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.
Dr. Elias was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. Dressed in his doctor’s gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won.
Dr. Elias requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words …
“Paid in full with one glass of milk”
(Signed) Dr. Elias.
May 03, 11:33 AM
*Big Bang - Tell Me Goodbye*
assalamualaikum. so, i've been working recently. at University of Malaya, as an examination attendant. today's the sixth day, sorry for not telling you guys earlier, heheh. too lazy to update.
wait hang on. PIKA-*CHOO!!* ah.
sorry, been sneezing a lot today. don't know why. *sniff* -.-"
anyways, about the job. basically, i just prepare the exam venue (be it a hall or classroom) for the students to sit for their exam, in terms of attendance slips and answer sheets, ready on their desks before they come in the door. yeap. oh and escorting them to the bathroom, too.
LCB: wtf? nak gi tandas pun kena escort ke? aigoo~ -.-"
LC: of course lah. you never know these students, they might go for their schoolbags instead of the bathroom. i know lah, these people. (being a student myself)
welp, that's about it about my current job. i'd say it's an easy RM45 a day, but you try standing around doing nothing for at least 6 hours a day. -.-"
on another note, one of the perks of this job (for me) is i get to think about a lot of things. if you've been following me on facebook (which i seriously doubt, for obvious reasons lol), you'd notice i've been updating about weird stuff. one interesting fact i observed, is how left-handed people are good with their visualization ability. i think i know why.
see, left-handed people are a minority. so being human, they automatically tend to find other left-handed people. imagine being the only Malaysian (that you know of) studying abroad. everytime you meet a stranger you'd want to know where they come from, in hopes of finding another Malaysian. (cari geng la katekan?) see what i mean?
back to topic, left-handedness and visualization skills. while i was standing around watching for raised hands, i can't help but notice how each student write down their answers. some write huge letters, some small cute ones. there was this one student who literally write UPSIDE DOWN LETTERS. at first i was intrigued, thinking "wth is this kid student writing, right-to-left?" then i saw, THE QUESTION PAPER WAS UPSIDE DOWN, and she was writing on it quite gracefully. *mind blown* O_O
oops. *ahem* back to topic again. see, while i was watching them writing, i started to notice other left-handed students. interested, i started to count how many left-handed people there are. discreetly, of course. then i noticed myself visualizing myself turning this way and that, trying to find out which hand their writing with. i'll be honest, i'm bad with differentiating my left and right side. so like i said, i visualized myself facing the same way as the students, imitating each one of their writing hands, taking note of which hand they're writing with. (lol, i know. takde keje kan?)
conclusion? we left-handed people are good with visualizing because we want to find other left-handed people, too. and since malu la nak openly imitate the way they're writing, we visualize ourselves doing it. and we do it every other day, so we have lots of practice. =)
i may get another job, soon. as soon as this job ends, on May 13th, maybe earlier if al izz well.
daa guys, assalamualaikum.
April 25, 10:47 AM
assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.
not really expecting anything out of this, but what the hell. i've got nothing to lose, right? ;)
Blog saya smart kan? =D Contest sponsored by Qistina, another malaysian blogger like me (though with more posts roffle-lemau).
Tagging 4 people:
Wa
Minie
Pa'ah
da guys, assalamualaikum. =)
April 23, 08:22 PM
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.
Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! . She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, “How much do I owe you?”…..“You don’t owe me anything” she replied. “Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness.” He said ;“Then I thank you from my heart.”
As Elias left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.
Many year’s later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.
Dr. Elias was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. Dressed in his doctor’s gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won.
Dr. Elias requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for sh e was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words …
“Paid in full with one glass of milk”
(Signed) Dr. Elias.
Subhanallah~
April 22, 10:02 AM
*CNBLUE's Love Revolution* (♫ I want youuuuuu in my life~ ♫)
assalamualaikum.
i finally have a job, albeit temporary. =) last week i got an unknown phone call, which turned out to be from a representative of Universiti Malaya Examination err... something-something. i got the job!! =D i'm going to be an examination attendant, helping out the lecturers there distributing the exam papers, tending to the students who need extra blank papers, etc..
the job lasts for only about a month, unfortunately. will have to do some more job-searching then. in the meantime, i'll be making RM45 a day, for working 3 sections a day. morning (7.15am), mid-morning (11.30am), and afternoon (2.00pm).
there was a briefing last tuesday, so i had to move to KL/PJ for the week. stayed at my aunt's house until friday. so now i'm at home, though it's only for a short while since i have to start work next monday the 25th.
then why did i come home you ask? why not just stay there until monday? well there's this event at Lost World of Tambun, UTP's Family Day. that's why. ngeee~ can't wait! =D
there was a briefing last tuesday, so i had to move to KL/PJ for the week. stayed at my aunt's house until friday. so now i'm at home, though it's only for a short while since i have to start work next monday the 25th.
then why did i come home you ask? why not just stay there until monday? well there's this event at Lost World of Tambun, UTP's Family Day. that's why. ngeee~ can't wait! =D
gtg, assalamualaikum~
April 17, 05:25 AM
*listening singing along to Theory of a Deadman's By The Way*
assalamualaikum. just wondering, what do you think of zombies? have you ever had nightmares about them? what would you do if somehow a couple of those mindless brain-eating freaks burst into your room? maybe grab something nearest to you and bash their heads? aim for their hips and run for the door? or would you rather disable their movements by axing off their legs? these are all ideas, but i'm sure some of us (if not most) would just stand and scream like a total idiot. others would probably be curious and intrigued by their current situation ("wow, this is really happening.", "so THAT'S what a zombie looks like!", "i wonder what would happen if i get bit did this to them.") see what i mean?
other than the latter option, the situations above are the typical scenes found in most zombie-themed movies and video games. the media taught us that zombies are the dead, reanimated by either a spreading virus or black magic. they act purely on instinct, having no soul, and makes decisions based on how hungry they are. they don't feel pain, and can smell (sometimes hear) food from miles away. their kind is spread through transfer of liquids, meaning if you get bit you'll turn into them after a few hours max. though, skin to skin contact is apparently safe. they move very slowly, but sometimes are able to run when chasing food. their diet, human brains but other parts are edible too, it looks like. they're rarely seen eating animals, but it can be assumed even animals aren't safe.
your thoughts?
(edit. i can't just leave it like that. have to continue wasting your time.)
there're lots and lots and lots and lots and lots (one more, for good measure? no? okay.. ._.) of zombie movies and games. so many in fact, you can categorize them into lotsand lots and lots and lots of categories. let me show you:
(edit. i can't just leave it like that. have to continue
there're lots and lots and lots and lots and lots (one more, for good measure? no? okay.. ._.) of zombie movies and games. so many in fact, you can categorize them into lots
- movies
- serious ones eg Dawn of the Dead
- funny ones eg Shaun of the Dead
- ridiculous ones eg Dance of the Dead
- thorough ones eg Resident Evil series (finally one that doesn't have the words 'of the Dead')
- seemingly amateur ones eg Diary of the Dead
- ... etc., etc., etc. (end of thinking capacity) (here, see for yourself)
- TV shows
- anime : High School of the Dead
- live action : The Walking Dead
- video games
- strategy : Plants vs. Zombies
- teamwork : Left 4 Dead
- ridiculous : Dead Rising (running through zombies with a lawnmower, seriously?)
- ... etc., etc., etc (here)
March 28, 12:42 PM
*listening to Dashi Mannan Segyeh (Into the New World) - SNSD*
assalamualaikum. just now at the masjeed where i live, right before 'isya prayer, this uncle beside me said to those behind him, "budak-budak semayang blakang sikit, barisan ke-3 tu,". Children, pray behind the elders, at the 3rd row. i didn't think much of it, until the moment we were on our way back home. i realized, with great longing, that it's been about 10 years since i've heard those kind of words said to me. which automatically reminded me of how much i want to go back to where i grew up.
i spent my primary school years in a small town of Lunas, Kedah. along with a few close friends, most evening i went to the local field to play soccer. okay, i admit, i don't play much and i was there just to fill the team (damn ball always avoided me), but it was still fun.
the terms 'isi air' and 'o-som' were commonly heard then. for example, during our football game, if a friend wanted to join in, we'd ask him to find another friend to play as well, so that the team would still be evenly numbered. then both the 'team captains' would ask the new players to 'o-som' (rock-paper-scissors) to know which team they'd be playing.
if the new player couldn't find a friend, he'd have to 'isi air', meaning he'd find something (grass, small pebble, whatever) and hide it in his hands. if a team captain picked the right hand, the new player would go to his team. if not, he'd have to surrender him to the other team.
anyway. i still remember the nights during the ramadan month. lol fond memories. after 8 raka'ahs of tarawikh at the surau we'd go out on our bicycles and cycle all around the area. we'd go home when all the elders finish their 21 raka'ahs, and pretend we did the same, because we know our parents would flip if they know we were fooling around when accidents were waiting to happen.
funny though, i actually remember the places more than the events that happen there. the school field where we used to hang out after school, my classes where we used to fool around instead of studying, the swing at the playground where i fell down after trying to jump off in mid-swing (who hasn't? lol~), my friend's house where we'd play his PS2 (when it first came out). aah, i really wish i can go back to those times.
childhood memories are the most precious, because those were the times the most stress we had was when we did something wrong, and were afraid our parents/teachers would find out. xD
childhood memories are the most precious, because those were the times the most stress we had was when we did something wrong, and were afraid our parents/teachers would find out. xD
March 20, 11:01 AM
never done this before. i wonder if someone else has finished this nicely. i think i'm
gonna like it though. hopefully it will turn out great the first time lol. you should
give me some time to refine whatever faults i have in doing this. seriously,
you shouldn't blame someone for trying out stuff they've never done before, giving
up on them even before they can, you know, find out their own mistakes.
never insult someone just because they're different from you. you know, i'm
gonna find those bastards who think they're so powerful just because they
let themselves think that their race, religion or gender is much, much better than
you. we are all one and the same. all of us are both unique and similar. run them
down with a freakin' tractor, that's what i wanna do with those bastards. geez.
never lie, steal, cheat or drink. if you must steal, steal away from baddies or you're
gonna regret it. if you must cheat, cheat death. you're really not supposed to
run around looking for it. adrenaline is good, but only to some point. do not lie
around the TV like a couch potato because you're afraid of death. death comes
and goes because Allah tells him to. just don't do stupid things like jogging in the
desert or digging for treasure in alaska. if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one
you love, because you never know when they're leaving you forever.
never drink alcohol, period. lol, instead drink in those precious moments that are
gonna take your breath away. these precious moments, especially with those who
make your life complete, are special. so remember them always. if somehow,
you have poor memory (like me), write them down in a diary, blog, whatever.
cry your hearts out in happiness (while writing), if you want. =)
never procrastinate, either. especially for some things that are extremely important.
gonna have to change myself first, before telling off other people. not my place to
say these kind of things just yet. but, whatever. i'm telling myself the same thing, so
goodbye is what i'll say to bad habits.
never thought i would say this, but i dunno what to say anymore. thought i was
gonna go on and on and on about random things in this post, but i guess i can
tell myself a few lies now and then. lol. i used to think of all these random stuff
a lot in the shower, making up sentences before logging onto Blogger. not gonna
lie to you, almost every post i have here was thought up while i was busy drying
and putting on clothes. on my way to class, i'd be like "i haven't updated, must've
hurt LCB's feelings." yeah, i'm kinda weird like that. nope, will never abandon
you, LCB. will be here always. =D bye guys, assalamualaikum!
p/s: don't you think this post is kinda awkward? lol. read the first word of every line, and you'll see why. here, this might help you out a bit.
highlight --> YOU JUST GOT RICK-ROLLED!!!
p/s: don't you think this post is kinda awkward? lol. read the first word of every line, and you'll see why. here, this might help you out a bit.
highlight --> YOU JUST GOT RICK-ROLLED!!!
March 17, 04:56 AM
*listening to Vampire Weekend's Giving Up the Gun*
(no relation to this post, whatsoever. just decided start posting what i'm listening atm. may or may not remember in the future, though. lol~)
assalamualaikum w.r.t. w.b.t.,
i'm on holiday. ever since Monday, February 27th 2011. yeap, last month, way back when, old news, blah blah blah. i know, i know, i should've told you guys sooner, but i can't seem to find the time energy (grr) motivation... scratch that last sentence. i don't know why i haven't tried to update. oh well, here i am.
so i've been looking for a job. tried searching at Tesco Station 18 Ipoh, poked around Pizza Hut, McDonalds, Tesco Dept. Store itself, Takasima Fitness Store, my sisters' tuition centre. not what you would call successful attempts. let me break it down.
Pizza Hut's vacancy doesn't open until this April, for reasons only the manager knows. but i'm not counting on it. McD said they'd call if they wanted to interview me, but so far the only unknown number i've recieved was from P1, asking why i terminated my subscription, so i guess it's a no-no for Mackie D's.
Tesco was okay, until they gave me a schedule saying i have to come to work at 4pm to 1am for my night shift. seeing that it's nigh impossible for me without some sort of transportation, i quit that job after only 1 day of work. for Takasima and the tuition centre, well, after they asked how long i can work there, both their faces fell when i said i can only work until around september, which is the intake month for Gombak students. the tuition centre PRACTICALLY said no because september was a critical moment for UPSR students (those i offered to teach), while Takasima rejected me because they wanted someone who can work for at least a year to make a difference in sales.
so no job.
today, in about 15 minutes at time of writing, the results of my recent exams at CFS IIUM will be released. not planning to check ASAP, rather i'll wait until my mind is clear(er). right now, i'm still anticipating 5 o'clock. heart's kinda racing, now that i think about it.
ya know, i gave it my all. since it was my last chance at getting a 4.00 GPA and increasing my CGPA together with my chances at doing a Bachelor's Degree in Mechatronics Engineering.
10 more minutes.
i can only say, i studied. whether or not it was enough, i dunno.
March 17, 04:56 AM
*blows dust off* *coughs*longtimenosee*coughs*
assalamualaikum guys. *still coughing* sorry, i'm allergic to dust. *ahem3x*
so let me tell you about my birthday which was last month lol~. the night of 10th February, which was a Thursday, we held a taekwondo grading at CFS IIUM PJ. i was a part of the participants, of course, since i want to graduate from CFS a black belt. but unfortunately it was my last grading there and i am still only one step from black. *cries*
anyway, the test went okay. the master gave us pretty confusing things to execute, spinning us round and round with backthrusts, strikes, spears und so weiter. the pattern part went by quickly, too, so no complaints there.
the surprising thing about that night was the plank(?)-breaking part. me, being a red belt part 1 going on part 2, didn't expect to be asked to break them since only those going for black belts are supposed to. so that took me by surprise. nevertheless, i executed a punch and a turning kick right at the centre and broke the planks both times. i was all smiles until the end of the day. =D
it wasn't until the morning after (my birthday) that i realized, i ended my 19 years of age with a plank-breaking ceremony! like literally, with a bang! how many people can say that, huh? hahaha~
| I'm awesome. LOL! |
so a few days after that was my final exams. i waited until i'm done before i went celebrating my birthday. spent some time at Petrosains KLCC, read some books/magazines at MPH Midvalley, ate lunch at Wendy's JayaOne. oh yeah, bought a novel for myself. Trudi Canavan's "The Magician's Apprentice".xD
so that's that. =)
March 17, 04:56 AM
assalamualaikum.
so, the other day I was in the bus (RapidKL, to be exact), on the TV there was this advert on how Malaysia is against HIV/AIDS. there were local celebrities holding taglines supporting this campaign. one of the taglines was 'No Condom, No Play.' and 'Don't be silly. Put a condom on that willy.'
WTFreakin'Hell?
does that mean 'Yes Condom, Yes Play'? as in, 'if you have a pack of condoms, then we can play'? what, we're against HIV and AIDS, but free sex is fine as long as we use protection? kinda feels wrong, doesn't it?
from what i know about religion and sexuality, all Abrahamic religions (Islam, Judaism, Christianity, which basically covers most of the rakyat's religion) DO NOT support free sex. so how could they feature blasphemy on national TV? this bugs me.
okay fine, they're not talking about free sex, but sex between spouses. but then, how could HIV and AIDS be spread then? it's their fault if they're swinging, which brings us again to free sex.
if you look here (AIDS Spreading), you'll see that most of the spreading is caused by people swinging around. so all we have to do to stop spreading it around is to avoid free sex, miright?
okay fine, that's what protections are about. but condoms (both male and female) can burst, so it's not 100% safe.
there, my rant for today. =) bye guys.
assalamualaikum. (tak jawab dosa!)
February 06, 08:52 AM
assalamualaikum. hey Ryan, it's your 1st birthday today! =D
now I have no idea if you're going to read this or not sometime in the future (hopefully when you're my age now but that's going to be like, woah, 19 years later!). if by chance (I'm pushing my luck here) on the day you turn 20 years old, you somehow decided to Google your name and find this post, i hope you do.
I may be all over the place here (as I always is when I'm posting lol) but rest assured, I 'rehearsed' what I'm going to type about when I was in the showers. ahem. here goes.
first off, you may be wondering what I'm doing, as of 14th January 2011. I'm doing my 2nd year of Foundation in Engineering, insyaAllah my last semester, at the Center for Foundation Studies, International Islamic University Malaysia Petaling Jaya Campus. just received my mid-semester exam results a few weeks back (not good so don't ask, but at least I passed both subjects). taking on Physics II and Qur'anic Language II this semester, so yeah, lots of free time to study and play video games and watch movies and all other nonsense.
on the day I found out about your birth, Thursday, 14th January 2010, I was one of the commitee members of FestivEN, Festival of Engineering, an event organised by the ENGENIUS Society of CFSIIUM PJ. I was the only one who had lots of free time every Thursday, so the higher-ups told me to keep an eye on the whole Al-Malik Faisal Hall where the event took place. of course, eventually I felt bored so I decided to register for MUET (Malaysian University English Test), which is a must for every student doing PhD (Patiently hoping for a Degree). I think it was around 9.30am, when I got to the Finance Dept. There were already lots of people lining up in front of the counter, so I was like, "aw man this is going to take forever!". but I stood my ground (lol) and waited for my eventual turn. around 10.00am I paid the madam behind the counter and waited (again) for my name to be called for the reciept.
10.30am, when I was relaxing on the couch inside the FinDept (while everyone else who had to stand were watching me green with envy), Dad texted me a message that goes something along the lines of : "Baby born 10.15am. Mom safe. Still thinking about the name." after debating by SMS about your name (Ryan or Ar-Rayyan?) we decided to go for Ryan. short, simple and sweet. plus Mom had the hots for Ryan Seacrest at the time, so yeah. xD
I wanted to go home for the weekend, but decided to wait until the longer holidays, which was 2 weeks after.
I wonder, when you read this, do you still remember all those mornings when we used to walk around the house, and I sat you down on Dad's old Kembara? you would jerk your body up and down to try to slide down the hood yourself.
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oops, the call for Friday prayer has sounded. you've got a long way to go, Ryan. love you bro! (finally got the chance to say that!) see you soon, assalamualaikum. =D
edit: just realized, how are you supposed to find this post if i don't put in your full name? -.- lol here you go Ahmad Ryan Danial bin Masdi.
May 14, 05:57 AM
well it's already four days into the new year, but who cares. it's not like anyone's reading this. pfft.
assalamualaikum to all who do, though.
first off, i want to wish you all
i don't know if 2010 actually holds a lot of memories for me, so i'll try to list them all out.
- a new little brother by the name of Ahmad Ryan Danial bin Masdi
- finally found her after 5-6 years.
- achieved red belt in TaeKwonDo (finally!)
- new laptop (Aspire 4736G) and accessories
- new jeans, new watch,
- taaruf week! met some suh-weet guys and gals then. =D
- ooh ooh Starcraft 2! finally after 10 years of waiting they finally come out with one of the best sequels of the year!
- registered on StumbleUpon. not sure how it'll help, other than giving another reason to waste my time. -.-
- Tumblr and flavors.me, not really active, though.
can't think of anything else, but that's already a lot. lol.
i know last year i decided to not make any resolutions, but this year i thought, "meh, why not?" so here they are.
make and bookmark 2011's resolutionsdone. 4jan2011 xD- post more here compared to 2010 (have to beat 30)
- find work after finishing foundation.
- be satisfied with results of foundation. (especially CGPA)
- buy some stuff (if not all) from wishlist using money from #3
majoring in mechatronics in main campusdone. 6may2011- travel to at least states other than perak, selangor, and kelantan with friends or family.
i think all of these are achievable, don't you?
starting the new year, i decided to try out a new browser, the RockMelt. what, you've never heard of it? isyh3... -.- basically it's Chrome, but more social. visually it does look like Chrome, using the same Chromium engine and all, but RockMelt comes with a few differences.
my wishlist (in case you're thinking of donating some money to help #5 =P):
- Canon EOS 1000D (~RM2000)
- Nokia C6 (~RM900)
- PSP-2000 (~(RM1000)
- Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy (~RM50)
- Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep Final Mix (~RM50)
so i'll need (at most) RM4000 to buy all these. hopefully i'll find a job. huhu.
December 23, 05:07 AM
Good grades. Social life. Enough rest. Choose any two.
Recently i stumbled upon through StumbleUpon (humor category) an interesting hidden rule of college students. all students are practically given three choices, of which they have to pick only two. hm. which would you choose?
- Good grades + Social life.
- you'll never have enough sleep.
- in the end you'll look like a zombie.
- either that, or you'll be addicted to coffee.
- friends wonder how you manage to live.
- Good grades + Enough rest
- great in studies, but no friends.
- you'll feel very much "forever ronery".
- you'll have lots of money, though. from not going out with friends so much.
- Social life + Enough rest
- lots of friends, but slowly they begin to leave you behind as they move on with their life.
- not-so-good in classes, worse in quizzes, even worse in exams.
- good news is, you'll have lots of friends to help with studies.
and your answer is...?
December 15, 08:29 AM
These are some of the funniest tests/quizzes psychology professors all over the world give their students. I don't know if they're all true or not, but that's besides the point. They're funny, what more could you ask for? ;-)
p/s: It would be fun to know if it's true. =D
They all start very similarly, here's one example.
A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam.
To play with their minds a little (what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam.
He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question.
Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternation.
All, that is, except for one student.
He read the question, tapped his pencil into his palm a few times, then jotted something down on the test paper.
He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and walked out.
The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student wrote, and smiled.
The professor wrote "100%" on the top of that student's test.
The question: What is courage?
The student's answer: This is.
Another example:
The psychology teacher gave just one question on their final test. He gave them an hour to answer. Everyone was thinking very hard and answered the test in an hour except for one lazy student who took it just for a minute. The lazy student got the highest score.
The question:
How would you convince me that that chair in front of you is invisible?
The answer:
What chair?
Some other questions.
Question: What is laziness?
Answer: This.
Another.
Question: ?
Answer: !
And another.
Science Exam.
Question: Prove that this chair doesn't exist.
Answer: What chair?
Here.
Question: Why?
Answer: Why not?
I hope you enjoyed them as much as I do. I LOLed! xD
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Arthur Conan Doyle was a fucking genius. GENIUS.
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Just a poem.
Wherefore art thou, the Ginny to my Harry.
Of what reason did you steal away from me.
My heart, Allah bless it, yearns silently for you.
Like a lonely werewolf misses the moon.
Your eyes, I’m sure, shines like the stars.
Even though I haven’t met you, you do raise the bar.
Come to my arms, my love, do you miss me?
Come to me fast, and I’ll meet your wali.
Love, oh love, you’ve made me a man.
Who yearns for his lady, like no one else can.
Love for his parents, love for his siblings,
But love for his Juliet, made his spidey-sense tingling.
But oh love, how you are good to me.
I know too, how bad you want me to be.
You want us to do things, without getting hitched.
Without marriage oh love, thou art a heartless bitch.
Hi, fellow Tumblrs.
I have been out of this for quite a while but now I am going to focus a bit more on this petition. Here are some of my thoughts:
- Overall: Chrono Cross maybe wasn’t as known and as famous as Final Fantasy but it was good enough that many, MANY people loved it and in…
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- Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
- Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
- Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
- Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
- Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
- Me: *turns off radio*
I love that I have two classes at school that the whole left side of the room has left handed desks, I also love watching right handed people sit in them thinking they can do it and look amazingly retarded.
Yay for being left handed and also not looking retarded when your sitting in a right handed desk. =]
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