Kyri Sarantakos

…I’ve fucking forgotten how to use it.  It occupies some completely confusing space between microblogging, blogging and file sharing.

It’s wordtweetdroppress.

I hope I posted this to the right place. fuckers.

John Carmack

If you having trouble naming that class…

Any time - any time - you type any remotely incorrect command, the interpreter creatively resolves it into “rm -rf /” and wipes your hard drive.

mc chris - hipster hunter

mc chris - punk rock academy

MC Chris ownz paper planes

mrbeefy: I’ve got scala 2.7.7

mrbeefy: I should get 2.8?

ldog: yeah definitely

mrbeefy: word

ldog: it’s still in RC

ldog: but way nicer

mrbeefy: are you using lift?

ldog:also they are deleting crazy shit from 2.7 going to 2.8 so might as well get ahead of the curve

ldog: no not using lift………

ldog: not sure i like it….

ldog: seems kind of too RoR….

ldog: i don’t like all that magic….

ldog: i’m using Jersey for the web thing i’m working on now with scala

ldog: it’s pretty sweet

mrbeefy: I have to say I’m not a fan of rails like shit

mrbeefy: I want to know what’s going on

mrbeefy: if I want Visual Basic I’ll just use that

mrbeefy: it’s better than them all

mrbeefy: like I know I would make better decisions than Grails re: Spring MVC

mrbeefy: and the hibernate shit will just piss the russian dbas off

ldog: yeah totally

mrbeefy: it’s like people have it cause SQL sucks

mrbeefy: just admit that and move on

mrbeefy: SQL is shitty and no amount of magic is going to unshitify it

mrbeefy: your dba will just kill you dead sooner

mrbeefy: this is an angry programmer post

ldog: yeah was thinking the same thing

irony

Kill Dash Nine

(04:56:04 PM) mrbeefy: only downside to running own blog is that they are hacker honey pots all of them
(04:56:13 PM) mrbeefy: no such thing as secure blog
(04:56:47 PM) ldog: yeah that is trye
(04:56:49 PM) ldog: true
(04:57:11 PM) mrbeefy: man I just need those spiders to come on by now
(04:57:12 PM) ldog: should implement some kind of backup mechanism
(04:57:17 PM) mrbeefy: and then I move to monaco
(04:57:26 PM) ldog: dude more content
(04:57:30 PM) ldog: where’s teh article for today
(04:57:39 PM) ldog: maybe talk about yourkit probes
(04:57:42 PM) mrbeefy: I think I might talk about the yourkit
(04:57:43 PM) mrbeefy: yeah
(04:57:48 PM) mrbeefy: the sql thing is great
(04:58:01 PM) mrbeefy: like I just changed a query
(04:58:08 PM) mrbeefy: and forget to redeploy
(04:58:16 PM) mrbeefy: and saw no change in perf
(04:58:20 PM) mrbeefy: in that past
(04:58:20 PM) mrbeefy: man
(04:58:27 PM) mrbeefy: that would have cost like an hour
(04:58:34 PM) mrbeefy: before I realize I’m idiot
(04:58:41 PM) mrbeefy: this shows the sql
(04:58:50 PM) mrbeefy: the actuall SQL going to db
(04:58:56 PM) ldog: that is awesome
(04:59:03 PM) ldog: like it’s about time
(04:59:06 PM) mrbeefy: seriously
(04:59:07 PM) ldog: wonder why that took so long
(04:59:10 PM) mrbeefy: only been like 10 years
(04:59:15 PM) ldog: yeah exactly
(04:59:26 PM) mrbeefy: remember you had to like wrap the fucking driver
(04:59:32 PM) mrbeefy: what a pain
(04:59:35 PM) ldog: yeah
(04:59:42 PM) mrbeefy: I mean I’m not doing that
(04:59:43 PM) mrbeefy: even
(04:59:44 PM) mrbeefy: ever
(04:59:47 PM) mrbeefy: fuck it