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My heart has been shot with a barbed arrow I cannot pull out; I must push it through.
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I hope to be home soon. Way to turn a 3 hour journey into a 5 hour journey, Wedge.
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@leothomas1982 Well I'm always on Twitter, but mostly for work related stuff during office hours. I'm alright thanks, up n down, busy. You?
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There's a leather jacket wearing skinny kid on the train talking about his poetry. I had to double-check he wasn't my former self.
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How to address burnout: (Is it real? I mean, is it distinct from stress?) via @lifehacker http://t.co/ofYZ27qy
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I just exclaimed to my website hosts "I don't want Technical Support, I want Abuse!" Thankfully the operative knew what I meant…
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@sammarshall Would love to - but I'm just not sure about dates and cost :(
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@Julesxv You can easily change your picture settings, I'm sure.3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@Julesxv Great stuff, lovely. Do you prefer Moby to TwitPic?3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Are mobile, home and 'distributed' workers lonely and detached from the organisation? Do collaborative and social comms tools help?3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@felmundo :)3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@cidodd Fantastic! You've got 96 spare pipes! Um...3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@PontoonDock Great to see you again, wish we'd had time to chat about your intranet a bit more.3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@sammarshall Wish we'd had more time. I would've loved to talk to you about intranets in general. Hope we can catch up another time.3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Looking forward to selecting a charity for a free intranet with @sammarshall @PontoonDock @nicklethbridge #charityintranet3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Got some judgements to make this afternoon. My Tao makes me hesitant over judgements, but discernments are fine, aren't they?3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@thompsonsimon @lukemepham For sure Simon; it's a long-term approach, as there's no magic proof. We gotta demonstrate worth of involvement.3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@lukemepham Everyone? Oh I don't know. Keep on keeping on, really.3 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@citizensheep When I get invited on to the radio, I get nervous. Or do you mean professionals?
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Self-Injury Awareness Day (SIAD) is on the 1st of March, every year, everywhere.
LifeSIGNS is a volunteer led organisation, with no funding. We’ve been running for ten years. Please use our fact sheets and information to raise awareness, and check out our wristbands and key rings if you’re willing to support us.
Check your knowledge and understanding; the explanations are particularly enlightening, so even if you know all these, you can still learn more.
The best ones:
moot
continual and continuous
nor (yay, let’s bring ‘nor’ back into common usage)
whether and if
farther and further (excellent explanation)
nauseous
The rest:
who and whom
which and that
lay and lie
envy and jealousy
may and might
fewer and less
since and because
disinterested and uninterested
different than and different from
bring and take
impactful
affect and effect
irony and coincidence
http://litreactor.com/columns/20-common-grammar-mistakes-that-almost-everyone-gets-wrong
I’ll be talking at the London one I think.
I had my last drink of alcohol 3 years ago and it’s been a dance-battling, boat-cruising, skinny-dipping, word-traveling, HUGE party ever since.
It wasn’t a choice of restriction or having less fun, but rather of fully experiencing everything and truly having the most fun possible. The way…
Worried about a dodgy web page that you’ve visited? Need to check your website for malware? Use an online scanner (use ‘em all…)
- AVG Threat Labs
- Comodo Site Inspector
- Virus Total (click the ‘scan a URL’ link)
Remember, these services only check one page, so don’t just check the home page of a website and expect these services to crawl all over the site.
Do you know any service that will crawl an entire website?
Unique Art Inspiration
Anatomical Cross Sections in Paper
From the Tissue Series by Lisa Nilsson.
“Made of Japanese mulberry paper and the gilded edges of old books.”
posted by W.A.T.C.
Facebook // Twitter // Google+ // Pinterest
The usual triumvirate - and you can only pick two to focus on, yet all three are important.
Eyes on the user experience (user-testing websites with real people)
Notes from a presentation by Optimal Usability at Write Limited in Wellington, New Zealand on 25 November 2011.
“the measure (or metric) by which you judge how easy it is for the user (not creator) to do the intended task…” ~ @DesignNathanael
“…within pre-defined knowledge of similiar systems; to include learning curves.” ~ @MarkRHancock
Wikipedia says: “Usability is the ease of use and learnability of a human-made object.”
The Encyclopædia Britannica appears to say nothing on the subject.
The Encyclopædia Galactica says “A matter discussed at great length by experts though seldom seen in reality owing to perceptions of cost, even though it just means watching people use a prototype of the product.”
“refers to the concept of how a system helps and guides the person along the task-journey to create an efficient flow and effective solution.” ~ @Wedge
“X-Wing Jockeys” by Joshua Budich.
Limited edition silkscreen print.
“It’s avatars that capture your attention, but personality which captures your heart and mind.
“Social media tests the filter that divides inner monologue from disclosure. As our thoughts become words online, they colour our avatars and profiles with a glimpse of our personality – who we are online and in the real world.
“Over time, it is how we put our words into action that establishes our character. And, it is our character, through the marriage of our words and actions, that paves the way for relationships and opportunities.”
Brian Solis - http://www.briansolis.com/2011/02/behaviorgraphics-discovering-the-me-in-social-media/
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LifeSIGNS is currently in hibernation while we redevelop our website. Redevelopment was something we had planned for later this year, as a way of celebrating our 10th birthday, but we’ve been forced to bring it forward because of the hacking attacks we’ve suffered over the previous few weeks.
The hackers couldn’t have picked a worse time to attack our beautiful website. 1st March is SIAD (Self-Injury Awareness Day) and this is our busiest time of year.
Sadly we have been unable to gain full access to our site in order to scan and clean it, and therefore we’ve made the difficult but essential decision to put our website into hibernation until such time as we can ensure its safety.
This could take several weeks, possibly even months, but please rest assured that we will relaunch our website in time and all our resources will again be available.
In the meantime we’ll be running LifeSIGNS as best we can, through Tumblr and Twitter.
We hope to have wristbands available via Tumblr in the next few weeks, but anyone who’d like to buy wristbands now is welcome to email Jules directly.
We can only apologise for any inconvenience this unscheduled hibernation causes you, and hope that you can be patient while we go through this difficult time.
Thank you.
That’s very good of you to say. Stay safe; seek health and happiness.
I do my thing, and you do your thing. I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you and I am me. And if by chance, we find each other, it’s beautiful.
You don’t always have to MOVE ON from the pain right away; your entitled to feel what you feel. However it is important to MOVE FORWARD, because with time and continuous movement in life, you will find yourself getting better. -It is a natural process of life you just have to keep moving.
“Zen alarm clock. Wake up and smell the coffee.”
You know the snooze button you reach for on your alarm clock, when really you should be getting up? Because it’s easier than getting up. It’s easier to do nothing, than to do something?
Now look at your life, are you hitting the snooze button…
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I’m not a fan of leather myself, but it needs respect if you’re gonna make use of such a precious material. (If you don’t think it’s precious, try making a bag out of your own skin…)
So this handmade sign could just be a little better I feel. Sure, as always, there’s nothing wrong with a hand-written sign; they’re great for specials in restaurants and time-sensitive offers in shops. But this one is looking a little tired; more time could be spent on a more ‘premium’ look for these affordable ‘premium’ products.
Shopping for handbags should be a moment of luxury; sure we like to bag a bargain when our eye catches something, but handbags aren’t normally considered necessities, so we want to treat ourselves. (I don’t buy many bags, you understand, I’m empathising with the female shopper I hope.)
So how about this one?
- Download my sign [PDF; 1.3MB]
See what I’ve done there? I hope I’ve made a more attractive and eye catching sign for Golunski Leather.
And as you know, I’m not just here to poke fun and criticise (although I do hate a Frankensign) no no, I also print and send my poster offering to the establishment in the hope of helping them make the world a more beautiful and easy-to-read place :)
(Photo credit: idhren)
Read about me, about how I started and follow MysterySign on Twitter.
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Here’s my first submission (thank you), from a pet shop(?) that shall remain nameless.
This sign is fine, except of course it’s in ALL CAPS and is exceedingly dull. It’s informative, but does nothing for the brand, the look, of the store.
I know, they sound like feline slavers don’t they?
What is this sign missing? What does it need? Well, ‘mohr kittehs’ I think!
Here’s what I’ve done for them, maybe they’ll like it when I post it to them; what do you think?
- Download my sign (large file) [PDF; 14MB]
I think it’s better than the original Frankensign; ‘white paper’ posters are so dull, we need colour, pictures - life.
Photo credit: mathies-erhart
Read about me, about how I started and follow MysterySign on Twitter.
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There are so many Frankensigns in this high street café that it’s difficult to know where to start - for me, and for any customer…
These signs are tatty, old and SHOUT at customers in ALL CAPS, making good news look like bad news.
Your shop front is your brand; first impressions (kerb appeal) matter a great deal. Why cramp up the window with random signs when prospective customers want to see what sort of establishment you run, and your current clientèle want to have plenty of natural light!
Following the establishment’s brand colour (golden brown), I’ve crafted a photo poster that has a little more impact and imparts a more professional feel.
I hope I’ve designed a poster that will perform better than the current ‘white paper’ Frankensign, and so I’ve posted it directly to the proprietor and I hope he or she will see fit to pop it up in the window.
Photo credit: sludgegulper
Read about me, about how I started and follow MysterySign on Twitter.
This hastily written and printed sign was plastered up all over our local town centre. The sentiment is admirable, as the near-by car park has been closed for a long while. But the sign presents some cardinal errors:
- written in ALL CAPITALS, which are harder to read than sentence case words (studies prove) and makes good news look awfully unfriendly;
- complex language - do passers-by really need to fathom what ‘adjacent’ means, when in reality this car park is directly on the road mentioned?
- assumption - missing subject - a multi-story what, exactly? Skyscraper? Office block?
- presumption - oh it’s re-opened has it? So it was closed at some point was it? I didn’t know that, and funnily enough, I don’t care.
I’ve re-written the poster to give it more context and help it communicate its message more directly. I’m a fan of conciseness, but in this case I felt it necessary to add some words and increase the information density.
It’s not just that I hate signs that start - “Due* to unforeseen circumstances beyond our control” instead of just telling me ‘the lift is broken, use the stairs’, it’s also that I hate how people turn to Word to make a poster and write in ALL CAPITALS. And then they choose a bizarrely chipper font, like Comic Sans, to explain that the shop is closed due* to bereavement.
Yes I know these signs are hastily made, but on the highstreet your ‘front of shop’ is your brand.
Don’t shopkeepers want their customers to feel special? Don’t café owners want to present themselves in the best possible manner? While a blackboard with handwritten specials is perfectly suitable, a scrawled note in CAPITALS shouting that ‘toilets are for patrons only’ is just childish.
So I’m blogging photographs of all the worst Frankensigns™ I come across, but not simply to poke fun, no no, I’ll also redesign these A4 scrawls into decent signs and post them directly to the proprietor. I hope we can all make the world a more beautiful and easy-to-read place.
I would really like to hear about the Frankensigns you find in your local town. Please submit a photo of the bad sign and the address of the shop, and I’ll do my best to fix it. If you are a proprietor of a shop then I’m very much willing to work for you and create you a brilliant sign for your shop window; hire me.
* and it isn’t ‘due’, it’s ‘owing’. Get your grammar right.
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Internal Communications; writer; editor; intranet manager; Voluntary Organisation Director.
I follow the Tao and develop my Te as best I can, while raging against the machine. I try to live intentionally. Kilobox Communiqué ~ writing
