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mpdrolet:

Silhouette with matches

Caleb Charland

Listen, Am and I will be having tofu/sweet potato/pineapple chipotle cream sauce tostadas with beans and rice. AND we’ve got a rocket launcher. It’s like I won a lottery!

Also, yes, sorry about this meme.

<3 <3 <3

thexphiles:

“Triangle”

The sixth season of this show was my favorite part of fifth grade.

Made these for myself today after the ~friendship incident.~

Other events this week:

• went to two shows and overdid it at both of them (Thanks for liking the same music as me, bros I’ve courted. Thanks for your great responses to anxiety, brain.)
• beat Resident Evil
• made great headway in Anansi Boys and temporarily abandoned 2666 and Life, the Universe and Everything
• did not clean out my house at home OR find a new job
• listened to Pavement all day every day
• made my tumbr my Livejournal

For nearly two years I’ve lived above the same shop. I see the folks who work there constantly. We may not have lingering conversations each time, but that’s just because I’m maladroit and seemingly always carrying bags of cat litter. (Marry me.) Today one of the fellows says that he’s moving upstairs in a few months and that, “Now maybe we can be friends.” While I’m aware that my unfortunately sarcastic response was not the correct choice, what would be? Is it crying and handwringing? Is it buying more things from them to curry favor?

Right now I’m on the third section of the five in this book. I don’t dislike it, but there are still 600 pages left. There are so many books I want to be reading right now, and I’m thinking of putting it on hold. Have any of you read it? Should I tough it out?

Claire in RE: Degeneration has to be based on Logan Echolls’ girlfriend Hannah, right?

Also, I watched this movie because I wanted to play Resident Evil but I wanted to paint my nails more.

always

Every morning Elise posts a new inspirational message on my FB. She also totally just got a new AOL address.

ALSO IN AVL NEWS

WALK has a liquor license and fried pickle spears while being located 30 seconds from my door.

I applied for a few jobs today, and one of them was at the “South” location for a well-known downtown place. I’d served the owner of the company before and had thought he seemed like a real [under-tipping, demanding] ass, but the girl who took my resume had a mustache. I thought, “Yes! They will hire me despite my looks!” Unfortunately, I was so nervous that I said, “have a nice day” to the clerk twice, and twice the mustachioed girl said, “you too.” Then I muttered to myself until I got to my car. Here I come, South Asheville!

YUP

synecdoche:

suburbantragic:

My first thought upon seeing Eryka’s post on Pilot’s wall was “They make little goats?!” Then I realized that I need one of these little goats. Could you imagine? “Hey man, come over to my place, I have these tiny goats.”

Who wouldn’t want a tiny goat? 

tiny animals destroy me.

totheslaughter:

popculturebrain:

“Felicity Huffman and Aaron Sorkin (doused in champagne) - last day of Sports Night” -Josh Malina on img.ly

Sports Night is so good that we only allow ourselves to watch one episode a week. We are pleasure delaying Sports Night.

After I saw this last night I had a Sports Night DREAM. It was amazing!

PS: Can you believe that this still exists?  (I’m not quite ready to look at it again.)

Amanda and I narrowly missed this incident yesterday. Whatever, there was a dude who looked exactly like Thor eating at Tomatohead. Also, um, here is Amanda in her natural habitat.

lioneater:

Wreath (by denise nestor)

fucknoshoulderpads:

I return to you after weeks of a field assignment* doing extremely exciting research** after a tip regarding a conspiracy was brought to my attention by some anonymous sources. Does everyone have to share one set of glasses, and how do they fit everyone? Is this a Fellowship of the Traveling Eyeglasses thing? How did Langly escape, and why is he so smug about it? What does he know that we don’t?

* grad school

** the opposite of this

whoa