Kaiser The Great

Happy 9/02/10 day! I've never seen an episode. (But I've heard things.)

Little Man is the worst sleeper ever. I'm buying a white noise machine and turning it up full blast so I can start ignoring the sucker.

If you ever find a key to a six hundred thousand year old technologically too advanced artifact, don't use it. You're just asking to wake up a mummy with rocket boots.

How does one become a demonologist, exactly?

If I were human I believe my response would be "go to hell."... If I were human.

I don't think Klaus Janson got the G. Gordon Godfrey character sheet.

"...but my super-hearing indicates there are people inside." How come he's gotta brag all the time? Why can't he just say, "I can hear people inside."? We get it...you're super.

has officially read ever appearance of Batman in the 1930s. Didn't take long.

IT companies are a total scam. Anyone want to start one with me?

Be like the nature of water.