Joseph Schmitt
I'm a designer by training and a developer by trade. I work at Vimeo with people who are way more awesome than I am.
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Google is saying that they don’t plan on making any changes to the way Motorola was enforcing their patent pool. This presumably means, among other things, they’ll now be suing Apple and trying to block the iPhone from being sold in certain countries.
This also presumably means they’ll be suing Microsoft and trying to bring down the H.264 video codec — which, by the way, Google created a competitor to (WebM) out of fear that someone would come along one day and try to enforce patents that would kill the H.264 video codec. >
How’s that for a mind fuck?
It’s easy to not be “evil” when you’re not under threat, but I think Google’s true colors are coming to light now that all of their major business have major, threatening, competitors.
I’m trying to remember a time when a new Chrome release didn’t break something of ours. It’s been a while.
With Chrome 17 release Google broke its own +1 button when you have “Block third-party cookies and site data” enabled.
http://cl.ly/3Z2T1P2t17070F2F360B
Awesome.
Thanks, Google!
Just lost myself watching Asian Cinema’s 20 Greatest Fight Scenes:
Jackie Chan really is the master of staging wonderfully inventive fight scenes, and this one from Drunken Master II (a.k.a. The Legend of the Drunken Master) is especially outstanding. Jackie spends the first half the fight completely sober and getting kicked into oblivion. But then, he stumbles onto some industrial-strength spirits and turns the tables entirely. This is the very best depiction of Zui Quan (a.k.a. Drunken Boxing) ever caught on film. The fight involves incredibly acrobatic choreography and perfectly-timed humour. This might not be the most brutal fight scene ever filmed, or the most complex, but you’d be hard pressed to find anyone who doesn’t find it joyously entertaining.
Jackie’s final scene from Drunken Master and the scene in Ip Man with the 10 black belt students are two of the greatest things ever captured on film (and they’re #1 and #2 on this list to boot).
Today is a big day - one of the biggest in the short-ish history of our small-ish company. For the past year (37 years in Internet time), we’ve been working nonstop on a project that we’ve desperately wanted to tell you about. Because, frankly, it’s all about you. Our willpower muscles are pretty much at the breaking point right now, and so we are doubly ecstatic to finally let the tiger out of the satchel and make this officially official announcement: We built you a new Vimeo.
To learn more about these new big things in more detail, head over to vimeo.com/new. It’s also the place where members can sign up to try the new Vimeo as we roll it out over the next few weeks. Go ahead - you know you want to check it out!
Can’t believe it’s finally public, so proud of everyone. Go check out New Vimeo!!
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THIS FOOTAGE WAS ASSEMBLED FROM SOURCES OPERATING UNDERCOVER AT GREAT RISK.
Big, BIG announcement tomorrow. And here’s the mandatory blurry-cam photo to prove it.
If you search Google for Jamie Oliver directly, his Twitter profile is the first social result that appears. His abandoned Google profile doesn’t even appear on the first page of results. When Google’s engineers are allowed to focus purely on relevancy, they get it right.
So that’s what our “bookmarklet” does. It looks at the three places where Google only shows Google results and then automatically googles Google to see if Google finds a result more relevant than Google .
The best part?
This proof of concept was built by some engineers at Facebook, Twitter and MySpace, in consultation with several other social networking companies.
Brb, gonna go get some popcorn.
This is one of the best logo designs I’ve ever seen. And I thought the FedEx hidden arrow was clever!
Behold! What the Stop SOPA blackout managed to accomplish in 24 hours.
Propeller plane to Vegas! This is awesome, haven’t been on one of these in like 10 years (Taken with instagram)
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@KuraFire holy shit
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I like @ppk's take on this -prefix situation. Thoughtful and insightful, though I disagree with him in a few parts http://t.co/5tcOLlFP
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@DavidKaneda I think the problem is people are using only -webkit prefixes when other ones (or a non-prefix version) also exist.
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CSS prefix users: ALWAYS include all available browser prefixes + the standard. What's being proposed here is nuts http://t.co/D2gViqxh
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@chriseppstein @davatron5000 also don't forget the standards-compliant hot-drama for when it gets approved by the CSSWG.
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@GoSquared Congrats, guys. Despite making me feel really old, it seems you guys are putting out great stuff! /cc @kurafire
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@Yarcom How the hell did he have room to open it on the subway?
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@KuraFire Jesus, this founders page for @GoSquared makes me feel really old. http://t.co/t3BctAxF Are they even old enough to drink yet?
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Trying to remember a time when a new Chrome release didn’t break something of ours. It’s been a while. http://t.co/TrgNj95j
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@Yarcom Luckily it seems that shit's unconstitutional. Hope it goes to the Supreme Court, because then NO state would be able to ban.
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Just did a spit take after reading the RIAA is complaining about “misuse of power” http://t.co/QdTC8cFc. Pot, meet Kettle.
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I mean how is there no statute of limitations on shit like this? http://t.co/8sDcN2ZW Patents should be “use them or lose them”.
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Can someone explain to me why this country allows non-practicing entities to indefinitely own and enforce patents? (in all seriousness)
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Seriously, people. You're complaining about an app that could be useful to you every day, when they're charging less than a cup of coffee?
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@lapsedcannibal It really is. And I actually hate the aesthetic they use. But the functionality is so good, I can completely overlook it.
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Attention every app that consumes articles: you need to copy @tweetbot 2’s @readability toggle switch. Like, now. http://t.co/wScsRAeU
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@ryanhefner looking sharp, brother
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@tweetbot congrats, you guys! never thought I'd see the day. Amazing release!
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@paul_irish @stephanierieger yea, it's really clever, I had similar concerns. well done.
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- Nov 2009 - PresentWeb Developer / Vimeo
- Sept 2009 - Dec 2009Freelance Interaction Designer & Developer / Joseph Schmitt
- Jun 2007 - Sept 2009Interactive Developer / Fi
- Mar 2007 - Oct 2007Freelance Flash Developer / Royka Illustrated
- Sept 2006 - May 2007SA, New Media Lab / Rochester Institute of TechnologyManager of the lab facilities at the School Design's New Media Lab.
- Jun 2006 - Sept 20063D Modeling & Animation Subcontrator / More Chi
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2003 - 2007Rochester Institute of Technology
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