Joe Ruiz
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Tweets
- @Rudedogtx Yes.
- @SneakerKEDA Don't you still owe me fantasy football winnings?
- My major thought from #XboxReveal: I might just need to get cable TV again.May 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @Pinboard: New Call of Duty features dog companion, upgradeable to cat in expert modeMay 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- "Call of Duty: Ghosts" looks freaking amazing. #XboxRevealMay 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @PendejoJoe: @joeruiz That interview with Goodell sounded like "Yeah! You can do… things! With Skype! Because you can see your fantasy p…May 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- @PendejoJoe Yeah... I was super-excited when I heard the music, but now, I'm still waiting to be whelmed.
- RT @omarg: I'm sure an announcement that Daniel Day Lewis will play Master Chief is forthcoming. #xboxrevealMay 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Sony will use Señor Spielbergo for its PS4 TV shows. #XboxRevealMay 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- @SneakerKEDA But if you can't now, go to The Verge later today. They'll have it all.
- @SneakerKEDA Just read this. http://t.co/tAdvNF6Zad
- The new Forza looks amazing. #XboxRevealMay 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- The Xbox One is very realistic if it's going to show RGIII beating the Cowboys. #XboxRevealMay 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @tcarmody: I can't wait for Xbox Zero (like Xbox One, but for men)May 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @Pinboard: I like how the new Xbox automatically tells your opponent you had sex with his mom. Sane defaults = good designMay 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @netw3rk: "XBOX: TURN AWAY WHILE I FAP."May 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @omarg: No games yet, but so far Microsoft's Xbox One presentation is more polished and less "EXPLOSIONS/PUNCH TO THE NUTS!" than Sony's…May 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- #XboxReveal shows fantasy sports integration. I don't even have anything snarky to add.May 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- "Xbox, Pizza" #XboxRevealMay 21, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Status
- Oh, San Antonio. Never change. I still do like you more than Houston. You are indeed more Puro.
- "Photos of my friends in embarrassing poses."
- Reading about Facebook's new graph search, I might actually have to start being truthful on here.
- I really hope everybody that sees this stays safe and has fun tonight. No drinking and driving. Call a cab, find a sober friend, whatever. If you're staying in, stay warm. Love all y'all.
- "Big Trouble in Little China" is on AMC. My morning plans are shot.
- Hey, San Antonio. Please keep Elf Louise in your thoughts after her heart attack. She's done so much for SA. Time to pull for her recovery.
- Pics from my recent quick trip to Dallas to see my oldest friend and his new fiance.
- WHOOHOO! Suck it, Doomsday predictors. We're still here. Y'all don't kn *** CARRIER LOST ***
- Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting meteors.
- I hate the Houston traffic, but it's leading me to San Antonio right now, so I'll deal.
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