This is what I felt like doing yesterday.
I also felt like punching the shit out of one of these
I don't mean an actual cow but a human version.
So I went shopping with mum yesterday and she was getting around in a gopher, she ended up running me over, accelerating as she did so because she was so busy looking at something she didn't see where she was going.
Thank God I didn't fall over but my ankles got caught up under it and I fell into the basket. I managed to keep myself upright and grabbed the trolley for support.
So I turned to mum and had a go at her of course. What are you doing, look where you're going, bloody hell, my ankles etc.
And then I hear a voice say, "go to the food court and ask for some ice."
I turned around, looked at the interloper, then said something else to mum.
And this COW dared to say to me, "do you talk to everyone like that."
I then proceeded to tell her that the woman who ran over me was my mother, blah, blah, blah and she went "oh" something, something, something. Didn't catch what she said but I really wished I could of told her what I really thought.
BITCH, YOU NEED TO MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS BECAUSE I HAVE EVERY FUCKING RIGHT TO BE PISSED OFF AT SOMEONE WHO RUNS ME OVER IN A FUCKING GOPHER, WHETHER IT'S MY MOTHER OR NOT. YOU DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT TO BUTT IN AND IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS HOW I TALK TO PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE JUST RUN ME OVER IN A FUCKING GOPHER AND POSSIBLY CRIPPLED ME, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT SORT OF DAY WE'VE ALREADY HAD, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT IS ALL NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHETHER WE ARE RELATED OR WE'RE STRANGERS, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA IN GENERAL.
Ugh, people who interfere piss me off and I thought about a reply for the rest of the day and night so now I'm unleashing in a blog post.