Jesse Eisemann

Jesse illustrates and writes for

CollegeHumor and Dorkly.com

jesse [dot] eise [at] gmail

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jesseeisemann:

Panorama of Salt Lake city from the Utah State Capitol.

Internet Proverbs

Written with CH staff, illustrated

Even More Super Secret Menus

Written with CH staff, illustrated

The Roast of Facebook (CollegeHumor)

  • Contributing writer

jesseeisemann:

I’m GIFin’/

on a jet plane

(Brief timelapse of Salt Lake City)

jesseeisemann:

Hollywood sign to Downtown, from Griffith Observatory. That’s it, those are the only three things here. You’ve seen it all!

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I’m GIFin’/

on a jet plane

(Brief timelapse of Salt Lake City)

collegehumor:

The Graphic Truth: You Gonna Eat That? [Click to find out]

Let us know when you decide, because we’re over here like… homerhungry

Moochers gonna mooch.

Stride on, Good Guy Homeless Hitchhiker.

Hollywood sign to Downtown, from Griffith Observatory. That’s it, those are the only three things here. You’ve seen it all!

caseydonahue:

I Am Root Beer AVAILABLE NOW!

The short film Matthew Ballen and I wrote and directed is now available for everyone!

VHX, the dudes who helped bring Aziz Ansari’s Dangerously Delicious, Beauty Is Embarrassing, This American Life Live, and Miami Connection to your screens, are helping us bring our movie to you as well! $5 dollars gets you an HD download of the movie as well as the soundtrack!!!

We raised most of the funds for this movie on Kickstarter in 2011, finished it in 2012, screened at a couple festivals, got a mention in Indiewire and got on the Tumblr Radar. It’s crazy what can come out of sitting in an apartment one day just throwing around ideas.

This was by far the most ambitious endeavor I had ever been a major part of. This has all been an experiment of sorts (Let’s write something longer than 3 minutes! Let’s write a silly drama! Let’s push a tiny budget as far as we can! Let’s go to film festivals! Let’s distribute online!) and I’m really proud of it. I learned a lot about filmmaking and myself making this thing and I hope you take the time to watch it. If you do please share it with your friends or email me and tell me what you thought and I’ll thank you personally!

So please, go to IAmRootBeer.com and check it out!

Thank you all, I love you dearly.

- Casey

Now I’M root beer!

Moose From A Ski Lift 

(There’s also an awesome video of this very moose chasing a skier last month)

Best Of: Dollar Store Toy Section Translations, Freehold Mall, Christmas 2012

billscheft:

…called “The Wilton North Report.” Pretty sweet deal. It was for 13 sports-oriented segments at $750 a segment, and the whole deal was guaranteed once I did my second segment. I think you know how this ends, but that’s not the point.

I flew out to LA the first time in November and I met with the…

pixeljamgames:

PIXELJAM ART CONTEST!  Send your best Pixel (or non-Pixel) art to us!  Art = Images, Music or Animation.  It doesn’t have to be new…  just something you’ve made yourself.  Deadline is Friday, December 14th.

Send all entries to pixeljamgames@gmail.com. (if the attachment is over 1 meg, send us a link).

We will pick our top 5 favorites and post them to our Tumblr account, once per day starting December 17th.  Each winner will also receive the Super-Mega-Bundle that is launching on the 17th as well, plus some other special treats.

Go CRAZY!  Get to it!  Do your best!  Eat your vegetables!

72pins:

Arrested Development NEStalgia Is Here!

Created by super-artist Jesse Eisemann, this 6 cart set is of one of the greatest TV series in history and we are excited to see it in NEStalgia cart form. There is I’m A MonsterChicken Dance RevolutionMr. Bananagrabber,Stair KartSteve Holt!, and Dr. Funke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution which can be purchased individually, or you can buy the entire setand save! 

As a bonus, each cart has a special Arrested Development genre icon as well as an awesome new addition of QR codes which you can scan to pull up the animated version of each design!

Available now @72Pins

Heeeey brothers, I’m really excited to show off these new carts! 72Pins is such a cool idea and I’m lucky to be working with them. If you need a unique, cheap, geeky gift for Christmas/Hanukkah/Other, problem solved!

Sorry doll, I just got out of a bad lab partnership, and I just don’t think I’m ready to research again.

Interesting that Eminem exists in the Batman universe.

beardgif:

Original image via The Animal Blog

BEARd.

So long, beard month.

Jeff is a 58 year old Canadian economist.

Jake is the 5th coolest guy on Google.

justin:

danirrational:

The American Scream

IT WAS SO GOOD

I concur!

The logo of every tourism business in Hollywood (so, every business in Hollywood) mimics the Hollywood sign. I like to picture a typography/graphic design geek stumbling down Hollywood Blvd, head swiveling in terror like when Ace Ventura walks into that room full of taxidermied animals.

Anyway, in the event you dig this, I’m selling prints (and phone covers, and stationery cards) on Society 6. Also, a PG version.

Not a troll, just someone’s earnest argument in favor of the marathon.

Your yearly reminder that the turban squash makes a PERFECT Goomba-lantern.

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