Jet Bike Steve

Coming soon (maybe)...

A film trilogy (potentially) under development by & staring Simon Pegg as Steven Edwards, aka Jet Bike Steve.

Simon Pegg - of Saun of the Dead, Spaced, Hot Fuzz, Scotty, MI3 fame.

Staring: Nick Frost <imdb> as his Side Kick Thor Gundersondonson (Saun of the Dead, Spaced, Hot Fuzz, not Scotty).

Also staring: Eric Roberts <imdb> as his evil enemy Richard Splash.

Director: Edgar Wright <imdb> (Saun of the Dead, Spaced, Hot Fuzz, not Scotty).


Jet Bike Steve is a pirate, a good pirate who goes round messing up the yachts of fat cat health insurance executives in Indigo Bay, including his nemesis Richard Splash, with his side-kick Thor, whom he rescued from a glacier in 1994. Steve attacks with his special "Glint Attack!", by lifting his eye-patch and reflecting focussed sunlight from his stainless steel ball bearing eye onto his enemies.

His jet bike, Barack-uda, can talk like Knightrider's K.I.T.T. but in a Geordie accent.

When JBS's jet bike breaks down, he blows a special whistle to summon a killer whale, Andy Monteith, whom he once rescued from a fishing net. Steve also has 2 pet crabs Libby & Winstone.

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Posts

February 03, 11:31 AM

realJBS: I ballsed that last tweet up due to jet lag and clumsy fingers, however our man @londonfilmgeek is drafting something I cannot bungle.

November 04, 01:23 AM

realJBS: Today, I ride again!

July 13, 09:14 AM

realJBS: Aliens are attacking the Jet Cove! They have promised not to enslave humanity if I can propel my jet bike over a pool containing a shark.

July 12, 09:12 AM

realJBS: Your mother stacks clocks in Hull!

July 12, 09:11 AM

realJBS: What's happening. I've got tentacles coming out of my mouth!!!

July 12, 09:05 AM

realJBS: Arrrgghhh, I'm possessed by @simonpegg!!!

July 12, 08:39 AM

realJBS: Wow, so many of you seemed to know who we were guarding. He's Oscar's cousin. Oscar can do it too but he shuns the spotlight. What a twat.

July 11, 05:36 PM

realJBS: Sorry I've been away so long. Me and Thor have been in a secret mission, body guarding a very special sea creature. Can't say who.

June 17, 06:30 AM

realJBS: Someone's literally passing the buck and engendering anti-British sentiment. When I find out who, it's GLINTIN' TIME!!! PS I'm Bahamanian.

June 13, 05:24 PM

realJBS: Wow I just spent three days in a cave with my leg trapped in a giant clam. Luckily I'd packed some sandwiches so it wasn't too bad.

June 08, 07:07 PM

realJBS: Uncle Wilfred is staying over. He bought me my first jet bike back when he was Jet Bike Wilf. Times were different them. Twitter was slower.

June 07, 06:58 PM

realJBS: Stayed in today & polished eye until it was extra glinty. The crabs were restless. Think they could smell butter. Cut my foot on a shell.

June 04, 03:37 PM

realJBS: Me and Sandy are having a BBQ on the beach near the Jet Cove. Shrimp, chicken and skinny dipping. Tonight is going to get saucy. Then sex.

June 04, 06:52 AM

realJBS: Andy Monteith has got into Sea World!!! We're all stoked for him here at the Jet Cove. We'll miss him but wish him luck as an entertainer.

June 03, 06:17 PM

realJBS: We had fish AGAIN tonight. I might end up like Kevin Costner in Waterworld and have gills. Cool movie though. Jetbikes a plenty. Mmmm gills.

June 01, 10:59 AM

realJBS: Got a postcard from Kenny Loggins today. He'll be passing through next week and is gonna stay over. So excited! Will need to buy Knob Creek.

May 30, 02:21 PM

realJBS: Thought I'd got rid of all the penguins then found one behind the fridge. Made me jump, fell against the cupboard and a dead one fell out.

May 28, 06:19 PM

realJBS: On my own in the cove tonight. Thor's out with Spanners and Sandy's mom is staying at hers. Might get the E45 out and have a posh one.

May 27, 05:55 PM

realJBS: There are fucking penguins everywhere.

May 26, 04:41 AM

realJBS: Just woke up went down to the fridge and drank two pints of 2% without even opening my eyes. Felt so good. Back to bed. Eyes still closed.

Posts

February 09, 04:05 AM

nickjfrost: RT @MrBButterfield: I pledge to you this. I won't waste money in the transfer market #BButterfieldForEngland

February 08, 03:43 AM

nickjfrost: @BrianGreenGolf you jammy so and so! Jealous.

February 08, 03:25 AM

nickjfrost: @rblr naughty...

February 08, 03:14 AM

nickjfrost: Morning all. Shall we have a warming cuppa and some hot buttered toast with plum jam?

February 07, 11:46 AM

nickjfrost: @moragwebster that kind of nonsense is exactly what's wrong with councils.

February 06, 08:37 AM

nickjfrost: @bluebirdcage thanks Doll!

February 06, 08:18 AM

nickjfrost: @ChefTonyTobin hehe!

February 06, 08:08 AM

nickjfrost: That was one brave pilot to land in these conditions... http://t.co/FPSkYfzp

February 05, 06:51 PM

nickjfrost: I wish LAX had a club. I'd post up in it.

February 05, 05:29 PM

nickjfrost: @headgeek666 you deserve hi-def god dammit!

February 05, 05:22 PM

nickjfrost: @headgeek666 I love it!

February 05, 05:12 PM

nickjfrost: I like it when thin people look at me and move away. A) It's not contagious. B) I'm not going to eat you.

February 05, 05:09 PM

nickjfrost: So far so good. Leaving for the airport.

February 05, 05:08 PM

nickjfrost: If you're a man and you're wearing a hat that looks like a big cloth bag then you're wrong.

February 05, 03:14 PM

nickjfrost: @samclaflin I love it!

February 05, 03:05 PM

nickjfrost: @amy_blackburn not yet...

February 05, 02:37 PM

nickjfrost: She's just brought it back. Forgive me.

February 05, 02:36 PM

nickjfrost: If that skank took Pauly D's gold chain why wouldn't the producers tell him?

February 05, 02:28 PM

nickjfrost: @GillPegg a lot jealous!

February 05, 12:45 PM

nickjfrost: @freemanpr you dirty girl...

Posts

February 09, 03:07 PM

edgarwright: “Ping Island/Lightning Strike Rescue Op” by Mark Mothersbaugh is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/vq9Z8l4p #thisismyjam

February 09, 02:04 AM

edgarwright: Like it. http://t.co/MKZPq99G

February 08, 07:59 PM

edgarwright: “Chase” by Giorgio Moroder is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/vq9Z8l4p #thisismyjam

February 08, 02:16 AM

edgarwright: “Toast” by Streetband is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/vq9Z8l4p #thisismyjam

February 07, 02:36 PM

edgarwright: @btoland_pg Did I say that? I find both equally soothing.

February 07, 02:29 PM

edgarwright: RT @tjchambersLA: @edgarwright Aw, come on, they're nothing alike. DayQuil has GLASSES and is a MILD-MANNERED JOURNALIST.

February 07, 02:12 PM

edgarwright: Be honest, have a Negroni cocktail and a bottle of Dayquil ever been seen in the same room together?

February 07, 11:34 AM

edgarwright: RT @davidcameron28: @edgarwright yes they are and yes they can or I will have them extradited

February 07, 09:43 AM

edgarwright: Are the Wurzels still going? And if so, can they cover 'Traktor' by Wretch 32.

February 07, 09:12 AM

edgarwright: “Pac Man” by Power Pill is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/vq9Z8l4p #thisismyjam

February 07, 09:07 AM

edgarwright: I literally just woke up. What the hell's going on?

February 07, 01:01 AM

edgarwright: @minne8 I do! 'Radar Love'!

February 06, 10:01 PM

edgarwright: When you get a DM from one of The Goodies, you know the day will not get any better. Now, do follow Mr Graeme Garden (@GraemeGarden1).

February 06, 08:29 PM

edgarwright: “Sylvia” by Focus is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/vq9Z8l4p #thisismyjam

February 06, 03:27 PM

edgarwright: EdgarWrightHere blogged: Scott Pilgrim Soundtrack now available in HD Audio FLAC Format http://t.co/mMdgnEnD

February 06, 02:11 PM

edgarwright: @SarahSoWitty I suggest you dance to this Joy Division cover. http://t.co/ihtD77l1

February 06, 12:34 PM

edgarwright: So, this is my jam. http://t.co/qgNNcVZX (via @ThisIsMyJam)

February 06, 11:22 AM

edgarwright: RT @simonpegg: "He always joked that he was famous. To me he was just grandpap." From the granddaughter of the late Bill Hinzman, Romer ...

February 06, 12:25 AM

edgarwright: RIP Bill Hinzman. He played the very first zombie in George Romero's 'Night Of The Living Dead'. "They're coming to get you Barbara'.

February 05, 06:24 PM

edgarwright: Here's one for the British football fans: http://t.co/onEcyS87

Posts

February 09, 04:25 PM

All in good time mgan wam...#JBS lol RT @2mi_T: @Vardzi_Lee ok ur depressing me now!!!

February 09, 01:30 PM

On twitter #JBS or go home. or facebook. even mxit!

February 09, 01:09 PM

Lol. Eish girl we gotta be strong yong RT @Lehabz: Lmao at @Mma_B's bbm avatar! #JBS

February 09, 01:03 PM

Lmao at @Mma_B's bbm avatar! #JBS

February 09, 11:42 AM
February 09, 10:45 AM

RT @JujurBangetSih: enakan Jomblo menurut gueh .. karena, kalo ngeliat Cewek or Cowok Cakep kaga adha yang Ngomel.in :p wk~ #JBS

February 09, 08:24 AM

RT @JujurBangetSih: gimana Caranya agar kamu mengetahui .. bahwa aku sungguh Cinta kamu :'( #JBS

February 09, 08:24 AM

RT @JujurBangetSih: gueh suka nulis Nama dya di Kertas Kosong >#JBS

February 09, 08:11 AM

RT @JujurBangetSih: gueh suka nulis Nama dya di Kertas Kosong >#JBS

February 09, 08:10 AM

RT @JujurBangetSih: gimana Caranya agar kamu mengetahui .. bahwa aku sungguh Cinta kamu :'( #JBS

February 09, 08:09 AM

RT @JujurBangetSih: Ku coba Lupakan dirimu karena ku tahu .. kau takan pernah bisa Menjadi milik Ku :'( #JBS

February 09, 08:09 AM

RT @JujurBangetSih: Ingin memeluk Dirimu :'( ingin aku Memanggil mu dengan sebutan " Sayang " :'( #JBS

February 09, 08:08 AM

RT @JujurBangetSih: Ingin ku pegang ke dua Tangan mu :'( Oh Tuhan .. bantu aku Untuk Melupakannya :'( #JBS

February 09, 08:08 AM

RT @JujurBangetSih: Waiting For You :') #JBS

February 09, 08:08 AM

RT @JujurBangetSih: Hanya Kamu yang Aku sedang tunggu Yang terakhir yang Aku cintai Aku menunggu sampai akhir dunia :') #JBS

Posts

February 09, 06:53 PM

simonpegg: Saw Sydney Poitier today. I love this town, it's like Jurassic Park with the fences down and less bloodshed.

February 09, 03:34 PM

simonpegg: *SPOILER ALERT* We are all going to die eventually.

February 09, 03:32 PM

simonpegg: @edgarwright a classic from the Hot Fuzz writing room. I seem to remember MM pumping our creative juices with his bobby jams.

February 09, 01:35 AM

simonpegg: Here come the meat sweats!

February 08, 02:23 PM

simonpegg: Language is mine to do with as I wish it is not administered it is a gift and I will not be dictated to by self appointed lingunts like you.

February 08, 02:20 PM

simonpegg: Fappy = full + happy.

February 08, 02:16 PM

simonpegg: I've had an omelet now so I'm really fappy.

February 08, 01:27 PM

simonpegg: My sister @katypegg just told me that I'm 'hangry' (grumpy because I'm hungry). I would have laughed if I wasn't so fucking hangry.

February 08, 01:00 PM

simonpegg: I'm feeling my age today. It's not all three ways with Orion slave girls and tribbles down your pants, this is hard work. Love it though.

February 08, 01:04 AM

simonpegg: I've been on this spaceship for fifteen hours. I'd go to Ten Forward for a San Pelegrino but the turbo lift muazk gets on my tits.

February 08, 12:47 AM

simonpegg: Made a whole bunch of friends over at the KNB workshop yesterday. This guy was a huge Run Fat Boy Run fan. http://t.co/K0mhWLFW

February 07, 10:12 PM

simonpegg: It wasn't Snakes on a Plane it was Air Force One. Jeez, you can't get the staff these days.

February 07, 09:47 PM

simonpegg: Get off my plane!

February 07, 01:19 AM

simonpegg: Just out of Chronicle. Best superhero pic I've seen I ages. Huge congrats to @Uptomyknees. Got an urge to squash my car.

February 06, 08:50 PM

simonpegg: We were just kidding, he didn't break the skin. He's actually a really sweet guy. We're going for raisin toast. http://t.co/lnP7vaOe

February 06, 07:48 PM

simonpegg: I finally got bit! http://t.co/rcTpgHPZ

February 06, 11:21 AM

simonpegg: Many thanks to @BStephenson for that very sweet quote. Morning everyone.

February 06, 11:20 AM

simonpegg: "He always joked that he was famous. To me he was just grandpap." From the granddaughter of the late Bill Hinzman, Romero's patient zero.

February 06, 01:54 AM

simonpegg: @BStephenson Thank you.

February 06, 12:31 AM

simonpegg: Sad to hear Bill Hinzman, George Romero's first zombie in NotLD passed away today. Even zombies die, legends however, do not. RIP Bill.

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