Jet Bike Steve

Coming soon (maybe)...

A film trilogy (potentially) under development by & staring Simon Pegg as Steven Edwards, aka Jet Bike Steve.

Simon Pegg - of Saun of the Dead, Spaced, Hot Fuzz, Scotty, MI3 fame.

Staring: Nick Frost <imdb> as his Side Kick Thor Gundersondonson (Saun of the Dead, Spaced, Hot Fuzz, not Scotty).

Also staring: Eric Roberts <imdb> as his evil enemy Richard Splash.

Director: Edgar Wright <imdb> (Saun of the Dead, Spaced, Hot Fuzz, not Scotty).


Jet Bike Steve is a pirate, a good pirate who goes round messing up the yachts of fat cat health insurance executives in Indigo Bay, including his nemesis Richard Splash, with his side-kick Thor, whom he rescued from a glacier in 1994. Steve attacks with his special "Glint Attack!", by lifting his eye-patch and reflecting focussed sunlight from his stainless steel ball bearing eye onto his enemies.

His jet bike, Barack-uda, can talk like Knightrider's K.I.T.T. but in a Geordie accent.

When JBS's jet bike breaks down, he blows a special whistle to summon a killer whale, Andy Monteith, whom he once rescued from a fishing net. Steve also has 2 pet crabs Libby & Winstone.

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> Film poster
> JBS Action Figure
> Facebook fan group
> Photo story Annual
> Concept Art

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May 25, 06:05 PM

edgarwright: @alicelowe And I you, Tina x

May 25, 05:04 PM

edgarwright: @neil_blaney Best worst joke ever.

May 25, 05:04 PM

edgarwright: Stage 11: Complete psychosis includes return trip to 11am 'Chernobyl Diaries' showing the next day & crying date's name aloud during film.

May 25, 04:58 PM

edgarwright: @Godzigla (whispers) I haven't seen it. These tweets are all from my sick bed.

May 25, 04:56 PM

edgarwright: @bdgrabinski What stages occurred? Be honest.

May 25, 04:48 PM

edgarwright: RT @LakeshoreJohnny: @edgarwright xhamster is better

May 25, 04:45 PM

edgarwright: Stage 9: Paranoia when voicemail suggesting a date to see 'The Lucky One' instead goes unanswered. Stage 10: Shame at 2am trip 'x-videos'.

May 25, 04:40 PM

edgarwright: Stage 7: Disappointment when date wants to get an early night. Stage 8: Mild panic when she updates Facebook to say 'Worst Date Movie Ever'.

May 25, 04:37 PM

edgarwright: Stage 4: Bloat from too many M&Ms. Stage 5: Suspicion that 'Moonrise Kingdom' is a better date movie. Stage 6: Mild outrage at parking fee.

May 25, 04:06 PM

edgarwright: Feelgood movie of the year? RT @ChernobylDiary Stage 1: Nausea/Disorientation Stage 2: Peeling Skin/Bleeding Stage 3: Intense Pain/Paranoia

May 25, 01:59 PM

edgarwright: If down with a cold; I prescribe watching bleak British drama. So thanks 20,000 Streets Under The Sky & The Servant for brightening my day.

May 25, 01:06 PM

edgarwright: @SasstiJean @brandonJrouth @ChrisEvans You did realise it. But it blew your mind & is only now coming back to you in a Bourne like fashion.

May 25, 01:04 PM

edgarwright: RT @DAVID_LYNCH: Dear Twitter Friends, a mole came to visit & can't seem to get out of the cement area. We're feeding the mole almon ...

May 25, 08:50 AM

edgarwright: @samESTALL I forgot @evilhag & @NelsonFranklin.

May 25, 08:49 AM

edgarwright: RT @twhiddleston: @msalisonpill "I know what you're thinking... this is boring, I agree... I'm ready to move on. Let's do Bricktops!"

May 25, 08:47 AM

edgarwright: @LGbayb @evilhag Not at all!

May 25, 08:39 AM

edgarwright: #FF @ChrisEvans, @MaeBirdWing, @M_E_Winstead, @msalisonpill, @LikeMark, @satyasays, @johnnysimmons, @brandonJrouth & oh... Mister @SimonPegg

May 25, 08:35 AM

edgarwright: @simonpegg Simon... Simon... The guy from Buttercup Cough Syrup right? @ChrisEvans @maebirdwing @M_E_Winstead @msalisonpill

May 25, 08:28 AM

edgarwright: @ChrisEvans @maebirdwing @M_E_Winstead @msalisonpill Indeed. You guys are the greatest.

May 25, 08:12 AM

edgarwright: RT @Thumbsofclay: @edgarwright Damn you to hell Wright. Because of you I'm now addicted to 'I, Partridge.'

Posts

May 26, 03:17 AM
#JBS RT @gaonewateng: Fuuuck! I jst hit my nut on the bathroom basin! AGAIN!!
May 26, 02:12 AM

Status nya mantep bnget u,u @jujurbangetsih #JBS

May 26, 12:37 AM

Much love RT @klorraine89: Major thank you to @snacksradio for playing my girl's song & giving her a shoutout on her 21st! #JBs #kissing925

May 25, 11:25 PM

RT @BillWinstonmin: Seeking an answer to a pressing business or professional problem? Email your questions to info@josephcenter.com #JBSWebinar June 1 8:30AM

May 25, 11:22 PM

Dang maybe shoulda gone to #Tulsa, #JBs is pretty dead #Joplin oh well only the hardcore fans :D

May 25, 11:09 PM

RT @Kety_Ohanaa: Os meninos do #JBS ficaram em #SEGUUNDOLUGAR =D aeee parabéns >.#Matheus hahaha, @1_pimentiinhaa ;*

May 25, 11:01 PM

Might as go bars tonight #JBs #TOMS ha

May 25, 09:36 PM

RT @Kety_Ohanaa: Hoje o feio do @Dj_adriiano foi lá na frente da escola #JBS >.

May 25, 09:35 PM

Os meninos do #JBS ficaram em #SEGUUNDOLUGAR =D aeee parabéns >.#Matheus hahaha, @1_pimentiinhaa ;*

May 25, 09:21 PM

Hoje o feio do @Dj_adriiano foi lá na frente da escola #JBS >.

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