Jet Bike Steve
Coming soon (maybe)...
A film trilogy (potentially) under development by & staring Simon Pegg as Steven Edwards, aka Jet Bike Steve.
Simon Pegg - of Saun of the Dead, Spaced, Hot Fuzz, Scotty, MI3 fame.
Staring: Nick Frost <imdb> as his Side Kick Thor Gundersondonson (Saun of the Dead, Spaced, Hot Fuzz, not Scotty).
Also staring: Eric Roberts <imdb> as his evil enemy Richard Splash.
Director: Edgar Wright <imdb> (Saun of the Dead, Spaced, Hot Fuzz, not Scotty).
Jet Bike Steve is a pirate, a good pirate who goes round messing up the yachts of fat cat health insurance executives in Indigo Bay, including his nemesis Richard Splash, with his side-kick Thor, whom he rescued from a glacier in 1994. Steve attacks with his special "Glint Attack!", by lifting his eye-patch and reflecting focussed sunlight from his stainless steel ball bearing eye onto his enemies.
His jet bike, Barack-uda, can talk like Knightrider's K.I.T.T. but in a Geordie accent.
When JBS's jet bike breaks down, he blows a special whistle to summon a killer whale, Andy Monteith, whom he once rescued from a fishing net. Steve also has 2 pet crabs Libby & Winstone.
> a Trailer / another Trailer> Film poster
> JBS Action Figure
> Facebook fan group
> Photo story Annual
> Concept Art
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Posts
realJBS: I ballsed that last tweet up due to jet lag and clumsy fingers, however our man @londonfilmgeek is drafting something I cannot bungle.
realJBS: Aliens are attacking the Jet Cove! They have promised not to enslave humanity if I can propel my jet bike over a pool containing a shark.
realJBS: Your mother stacks clocks in Hull!
realJBS: What's happening. I've got tentacles coming out of my mouth!!!
realJBS: Arrrgghhh, I'm possessed by @simonpegg!!!
realJBS: Wow, so many of you seemed to know who we were guarding. He's Oscar's cousin. Oscar can do it too but he shuns the spotlight. What a twat.
realJBS: Sorry I've been away so long. Me and Thor have been in a secret mission, body guarding a very special sea creature. Can't say who.
realJBS: Someone's literally passing the buck and engendering anti-British sentiment. When I find out who, it's GLINTIN' TIME!!! PS I'm Bahamanian.
realJBS: Wow I just spent three days in a cave with my leg trapped in a giant clam. Luckily I'd packed some sandwiches so it wasn't too bad.
realJBS: Uncle Wilfred is staying over. He bought me my first jet bike back when he was Jet Bike Wilf. Times were different them. Twitter was slower.
realJBS: Stayed in today & polished eye until it was extra glinty. The crabs were restless. Think they could smell butter. Cut my foot on a shell.
realJBS: Me and Sandy are having a BBQ on the beach near the Jet Cove. Shrimp, chicken and skinny dipping. Tonight is going to get saucy. Then sex.
realJBS: Andy Monteith has got into Sea World!!! We're all stoked for him here at the Jet Cove. We'll miss him but wish him luck as an entertainer.
realJBS: We had fish AGAIN tonight. I might end up like Kevin Costner in Waterworld and have gills. Cool movie though. Jetbikes a plenty. Mmmm gills.
realJBS: Got a postcard from Kenny Loggins today. He'll be passing through next week and is gonna stay over. So excited! Will need to buy Knob Creek.
realJBS: Thought I'd got rid of all the penguins then found one behind the fridge. Made me jump, fell against the cupboard and a dead one fell out.
realJBS: On my own in the cove tonight. Thor's out with Spanners and Sandy's mom is staying at hers. Might get the E45 out and have a posh one.
realJBS: There are fucking penguins everywhere.
realJBS: Just woke up went down to the fridge and drank two pints of 2% without even opening my eyes. Felt so good. Back to bed. Eyes still closed.
Posts
nickjfrost: RT @MrBButterfield: I pledge to you this. I won't waste money in the transfer market #BButterfieldForEngland
nickjfrost: @BrianGreenGolf you jammy so and so! Jealous.
nickjfrost: Morning all. Shall we have a warming cuppa and some hot buttered toast with plum jam?
nickjfrost: @moragwebster that kind of nonsense is exactly what's wrong with councils.
nickjfrost: That was one brave pilot to land in these conditions... http://t.co/FPSkYfzp
nickjfrost: I wish LAX had a club. I'd post up in it.
nickjfrost: @headgeek666 you deserve hi-def god dammit!
nickjfrost: I like it when thin people look at me and move away. A) It's not contagious. B) I'm not going to eat you.
nickjfrost: So far so good. Leaving for the airport.
nickjfrost: If you're a man and you're wearing a hat that looks like a big cloth bag then you're wrong.
nickjfrost: She's just brought it back. Forgive me.
nickjfrost: If that skank took Pauly D's gold chain why wouldn't the producers tell him?
nickjfrost: @freemanpr you dirty girl...
Posts
edgarwright: “Ping Island/Lightning Strike Rescue Op” by Mark Mothersbaugh is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/vq9Z8l4p #thisismyjam
edgarwright: Like it. http://t.co/MKZPq99G
edgarwright: “Chase” by Giorgio Moroder is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/vq9Z8l4p #thisismyjam
edgarwright: “Toast” by Streetband is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/vq9Z8l4p #thisismyjam
edgarwright: @btoland_pg Did I say that? I find both equally soothing.
edgarwright: RT @tjchambersLA: @edgarwright Aw, come on, they're nothing alike. DayQuil has GLASSES and is a MILD-MANNERED JOURNALIST.
edgarwright: Be honest, have a Negroni cocktail and a bottle of Dayquil ever been seen in the same room together?
edgarwright: RT @davidcameron28: @edgarwright yes they are and yes they can or I will have them extradited
edgarwright: Are the Wurzels still going? And if so, can they cover 'Traktor' by Wretch 32.
edgarwright: “Pac Man” by Power Pill is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/vq9Z8l4p #thisismyjam
edgarwright: I literally just woke up. What the hell's going on?
edgarwright: @minne8 I do! 'Radar Love'!
edgarwright: When you get a DM from one of The Goodies, you know the day will not get any better. Now, do follow Mr Graeme Garden (@GraemeGarden1).
edgarwright: “Sylvia” by Focus is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/vq9Z8l4p #thisismyjam
edgarwright: EdgarWrightHere blogged: Scott Pilgrim Soundtrack now available in HD Audio FLAC Format http://t.co/mMdgnEnD
edgarwright: @SarahSoWitty I suggest you dance to this Joy Division cover. http://t.co/ihtD77l1
edgarwright: So, this is my jam. http://t.co/qgNNcVZX (via @ThisIsMyJam)
edgarwright: RT @simonpegg: "He always joked that he was famous. To me he was just grandpap." From the granddaughter of the late Bill Hinzman, Romer ...
edgarwright: RIP Bill Hinzman. He played the very first zombie in George Romero's 'Night Of The Living Dead'. "They're coming to get you Barbara'.
edgarwright: Here's one for the British football fans: http://t.co/onEcyS87
Posts
All in good time mgan wam...#JBS lol RT @2mi_T: @Vardzi_Lee ok ur depressing me now!!!
On twitter #JBS or go home. or facebook. even mxit!
RT @JujurBangetSih: enakan Jomblo menurut gueh .. karena, kalo ngeliat Cewek or Cowok Cakep kaga adha yang Ngomel.in :p wk~ #JBS
RT @JujurBangetSih: gimana Caranya agar kamu mengetahui .. bahwa aku sungguh Cinta kamu :'( #JBS
RT @JujurBangetSih: gueh suka nulis Nama dya di Kertas Kosong >#JBS
RT @JujurBangetSih: gueh suka nulis Nama dya di Kertas Kosong >#JBS
RT @JujurBangetSih: gimana Caranya agar kamu mengetahui .. bahwa aku sungguh Cinta kamu :'( #JBS
RT @JujurBangetSih: Ku coba Lupakan dirimu karena ku tahu .. kau takan pernah bisa Menjadi milik Ku :'( #JBS
RT @JujurBangetSih: Ingin memeluk Dirimu :'( ingin aku Memanggil mu dengan sebutan " Sayang " :'( #JBS
RT @JujurBangetSih: Ingin ku pegang ke dua Tangan mu :'( Oh Tuhan .. bantu aku Untuk Melupakannya :'( #JBS
RT @JujurBangetSih: Waiting For You :') #JBS
RT @JujurBangetSih: Hanya Kamu yang Aku sedang tunggu Yang terakhir yang Aku cintai Aku menunggu sampai akhir dunia :') #JBS
Posts
simonpegg: Saw Sydney Poitier today. I love this town, it's like Jurassic Park with the fences down and less bloodshed.
simonpegg: *SPOILER ALERT* We are all going to die eventually.
simonpegg: @edgarwright a classic from the Hot Fuzz writing room. I seem to remember MM pumping our creative juices with his bobby jams.
simonpegg: Language is mine to do with as I wish it is not administered it is a gift and I will not be dictated to by self appointed lingunts like you.
simonpegg: I've had an omelet now so I'm really fappy.
simonpegg: My sister @katypegg just told me that I'm 'hangry' (grumpy because I'm hungry). I would have laughed if I wasn't so fucking hangry.
simonpegg: I'm feeling my age today. It's not all three ways with Orion slave girls and tribbles down your pants, this is hard work. Love it though.
simonpegg: I've been on this spaceship for fifteen hours. I'd go to Ten Forward for a San Pelegrino but the turbo lift muazk gets on my tits.
simonpegg: Made a whole bunch of friends over at the KNB workshop yesterday. This guy was a huge Run Fat Boy Run fan. http://t.co/K0mhWLFW
simonpegg: It wasn't Snakes on a Plane it was Air Force One. Jeez, you can't get the staff these days.
simonpegg: Just out of Chronicle. Best superhero pic I've seen I ages. Huge congrats to @Uptomyknees. Got an urge to squash my car.
simonpegg: We were just kidding, he didn't break the skin. He's actually a really sweet guy. We're going for raisin toast. http://t.co/lnP7vaOe
simonpegg: I finally got bit! http://t.co/rcTpgHPZ
simonpegg: Many thanks to @BStephenson for that very sweet quote. Morning everyone.
simonpegg: "He always joked that he was famous. To me he was just grandpap." From the granddaughter of the late Bill Hinzman, Romero's patient zero.
simonpegg: Sad to hear Bill Hinzman, George Romero's first zombie in NotLD passed away today. Even zombies die, legends however, do not. RIP Bill.
