Jet Bike Steve
Coming soon (maybe)...
A film trilogy (potentially) under development by & staring Simon Pegg as Steven Edwards, aka Jet Bike Steve.
Simon Pegg - of Saun of the Dead, Spaced, Hot Fuzz, Scotty, MI3 fame.
Staring: Nick Frost <imdb> as his Side Kick Thor Gundersondonson (Saun of the Dead, Spaced, Hot Fuzz, not Scotty).
Also staring: Eric Roberts <imdb> as his evil enemy Richard Splash.
Director: Edgar Wright <imdb> (Saun of the Dead, Spaced, Hot Fuzz, not Scotty).
Jet Bike Steve is a pirate, a good pirate who goes round messing up the yachts of fat cat health insurance executives in Indigo Bay, including his nemesis Richard Splash, with his side-kick Thor, whom he rescued from a glacier in 1994. Steve attacks with his special "Glint Attack!", by lifting his eye-patch and reflecting focussed sunlight from his stainless steel ball bearing eye onto his enemies.
His jet bike, Barack-uda, can talk like Knightrider's K.I.T.T. but in a Geordie accent.
When JBS's jet bike breaks down, he blows a special whistle to summon a killer whale, Andy Monteith, whom he once rescued from a fishing net. Steve also has 2 pet crabs Libby & Winstone.
> a Trailer / another Trailer> Film poster
> JBS Action Figure
> Facebook fan group
> Photo story Annual
> Concept Art
Live feeds >
Posts
Posts
Posts
edgarwright: @alicelowe And I you, Tina x
edgarwright: @neil_blaney Best worst joke ever.
edgarwright: Stage 11: Complete psychosis includes return trip to 11am 'Chernobyl Diaries' showing the next day & crying date's name aloud during film.
edgarwright: @Godzigla (whispers) I haven't seen it. These tweets are all from my sick bed.
edgarwright: @bdgrabinski What stages occurred? Be honest.
edgarwright: RT @LakeshoreJohnny: @edgarwright xhamster is better
edgarwright: Stage 9: Paranoia when voicemail suggesting a date to see 'The Lucky One' instead goes unanswered. Stage 10: Shame at 2am trip 'x-videos'.
edgarwright: Stage 7: Disappointment when date wants to get an early night. Stage 8: Mild panic when she updates Facebook to say 'Worst Date Movie Ever'.
edgarwright: Stage 4: Bloat from too many M&Ms. Stage 5: Suspicion that 'Moonrise Kingdom' is a better date movie. Stage 6: Mild outrage at parking fee.
edgarwright: Feelgood movie of the year? RT @ChernobylDiary Stage 1: Nausea/Disorientation Stage 2: Peeling Skin/Bleeding Stage 3: Intense Pain/Paranoia
edgarwright: If down with a cold; I prescribe watching bleak British drama. So thanks 20,000 Streets Under The Sky & The Servant for brightening my day.
edgarwright: @SasstiJean @brandonJrouth @ChrisEvans You did realise it. But it blew your mind & is only now coming back to you in a Bourne like fashion.
edgarwright: RT @DAVID_LYNCH: Dear Twitter Friends, a mole came to visit & can't seem to get out of the cement area. We're feeding the mole almon ...
edgarwright: @samESTALL I forgot @evilhag & @NelsonFranklin.
edgarwright: RT @twhiddleston: @msalisonpill "I know what you're thinking... this is boring, I agree... I'm ready to move on. Let's do Bricktops!"
edgarwright: @LGbayb @evilhag Not at all!
edgarwright: #FF @ChrisEvans, @MaeBirdWing, @M_E_Winstead, @msalisonpill, @LikeMark, @satyasays, @johnnysimmons, @brandonJrouth & oh... Mister @SimonPegg
edgarwright: @simonpegg Simon... Simon... The guy from Buttercup Cough Syrup right? @ChrisEvans @maebirdwing @M_E_Winstead @msalisonpill
edgarwright: @ChrisEvans @maebirdwing @M_E_Winstead @msalisonpill Indeed. You guys are the greatest.
edgarwright: RT @Thumbsofclay: @edgarwright Damn you to hell Wright. Because of you I'm now addicted to 'I, Partridge.'
Posts
mantep gimana ? RT @dewii_rahmah : Status nya mantep bnget u,u @jujurbangetsih #JBS
Status nya mantep bnget u,u @jujurbangetsih #JBS
Much love RT @klorraine89: Major thank you to @snacksradio for playing my girl's song & giving her a shoutout on her 21st! #JBs #kissing925
@kallangfortis @KingGeorgeStand those at #kgs heckle the away gk, those at #jbs grandstand heckle away bench for #LionsXII match
RT @BillWinstonmin: Seeking an answer to a pressing business or professional problem? Email your questions to info@josephcenter.com #JBSWebinar June 1 8:30AM
RT @Kety_Ohanaa: Os meninos do #JBS ficaram em #SEGUUNDOLUGAR =D aeee parabéns >.#Matheus hahaha, @1_pimentiinhaa ;*
RT @Kety_Ohanaa: Hoje o feio do @Dj_adriiano foi lá na frente da escola #JBS >.
Os meninos do #JBS ficaram em #SEGUUNDOLUGAR =D aeee parabéns >.#Matheus hahaha, @1_pimentiinhaa ;*
Hoje o feio do @Dj_adriiano foi lá na frente da escola #JBS >.
RT @LidianySilva_: Me arrumando aqui que eu vo lá na frente do #JBS ' com a @Kety_Ohanaa & @patriicya_ >
