James Whittington

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April 22, 01:54 PM

- I'll be having the tomato tar-tar.

- You mean "salsa"?

March 25, 10:20 AM

2 people talking about a common friend's pet.

- Now THAT is a great dog she owns. I love that mutt.

- I don't think she owns it anymore though.

- Oh no, where did it go?

- Heaven?

February 27, 09:08 PM
2 employees chatting about what they're doing Sunday.

- You know those two gay dirty pastors that come in here?

- yea.

- It's their church.

- Oh, I thought you said cult.

- No. Church. I said I'm going to their church.

- I thought you said cult.

- No.
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