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Posts
- Oct 08, 08
As the tall, dark and shady character wearing the HAL suit, lied his way back into a false reality he self prophesied his own existence into the cold spring streets of Icelandā¦
the stock market crashing in all around himā¦
luckily, he had brought his transmoragafierā¦ turning all the stocks into penguinsā¦but then suddenly his HAL suit RRODād
ā¦as he cussed at the at the stupid M$hit 1D10Tās the penguins picked him up and flew him to push the button. push the button. push the button and. push the button and drop. drop. drop. drop. drop the bombā¦so, as Yasmine was saying āhaha pantsā
well now that weāve got that sortedā¦ Iām going to go get some jelly and hand the story telling over to himā¦So, as I was skating down the hill into a jam half pipe the manowar shouted āDONāT YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?!ā
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ā¦so, as soon as i thought Iād asploded all the manowar with that spectacular feat of skill, he trapped me within a jam sandwich, sticky, artificial jam in a burnt and deformed shell of light
OHā¦ heās backā¦ catchya laterā¦
Soā¦ as we continue with the story of this peculiar man, he suddenly finds his thoughts trapped, within a box, he locks it up and swallows the combination and forgets it, never looking away so it donāt get stolenā¦
We we would both like to thank our editorial assistant, Elmo Lochie.
Cheers.
Posted in Randomness, Rediculousness Tagged: Asplode - Oct 07, 08
The day was tuesday, the weather, fierce mildā¦ as i stepped out onto the landing platformā¦ people were baffled with the awesomeness of myā¦ pants? as the party of giant pants formed themself into an elephant i realised they were the pants of businessmen and grey and boring the world awayā¦
So! with my rainbow sword i sliced the businessphant into a million little pengiunsā¦ destined to roam iceland with nothing but hope and chinese whispersā¦.
as i stood there with all of my people, getting them to scream if they were with meā¦ we led the onslaught to the strip barā¦ i meanā¦ shopping centre *-) and then i had lunch with Caitieā¦ Jayā¦ as we listened to fake tales of san francisco murmur through the air we heavily extended the metaphor til it got minesweepered upā¦
but thenā¦ i got attacked by captain grammar, as she threw a paper aeroplane invitation to the GPP at me, and said, āi know, the title alone, is pretty amazing, but wait til you hear what happens, your here, in finland, wherever, and someone walks into the town and starts talking trash, just because someone isnāt wearing any pantsā¦ then he tries to get in someone else pants at the same time as them, and it all ends it leprechaunsā
Amazed. At this revelation, i quickly hopped on my unicycle and rode right out of the particle collider, my story was emitting far too many photons, which i had to stop, so i rode to the HiPER centre, away from captain grammer and her yellow spandex outfitā¦
although, as i was changing my tire i realised this was the wrong way to go about it and instead decided to power my unicycle using cold fusion methodsā¦ using my fishing line i catapulted myself back into a slightly less absurd reality
landing on some dolphins i aplogised and swam to swan lake, upon where i danced a girl out of the party, we ran off into the night but stayed close so we coluld linger with a little stolen music and finish the danceā¦.
so i was talking to kassia and she told me she was on top of a train, which i found quite odd as i was talking to her on a camera phone using video call and she looked like she was in her undergroundĀ aquarium home that she parties at, but, alas, she was a leprechaun.
and then the papers said she go attacked by a bull and severely mauledā¦ but at the end of the story it said ābut she was just having a bad dreamā¦ really sheās okayā
Posted in Randomness, Rediculousness Tagged: Life; Unrelated, Story - Sep 22, 08
Today wasā¦ interestingā¦
I woke up this morning. Pretty incredible hey, and then I went to work and came homeā¦ oh what a day.
bye.waitā¦ thatās not rightā¦
I woke up did all the waking up in the freezing cold sheezy, it was colder than the lhc!
after getting dressed and ready I was set to leave, but then I realised I didnāt have my jacket and I couldnāt find itā¦ but then I spotted my fucking jacket, itās like my normal jacket but slightly more expressive!so then I dashed off into my dayā¦ with nothing but the wind in my hair and the noise of the world around meā¦ then I got hit by a bus! ā¦and by āget hit by a busā I mean board a bus and ride it to workā¦
so there I was at workā¦ āworkingā I mean, I totally! need to have firefox open to draw things in autoCAD, although studies do show that workers that are allowed to look at what they want on the interpie in the sky work better bācoz theyāre happy, then again Iām always happy, but shh donāt tell *them* thatā¦
but it was insane! the baby son of one of the guys at work watched a superman movie and thought he could do what superman did at home, but, alas, he couldnāt so he got sick which kinda blowsā¦
but thenā¦ a telemarketer called up so I told him to fuck offā¦ and then I thought, āBen, youāve done good today.ā and went homeā¦so after returning to a house, I got on the computer and started talking on msn to peopleā¦ which was entertaining, but oh noes, CassCass was in trouble, trapped up a tower! and I tried to save her, because she was so unhappy
but alas, I did not hold the key to the tower (her happiness) at that time, knowledge, so I went and chopped a tree down, or played ps3, either one.
But then! the tower was unlocked (she gained her knowledge and was happy), so I saved her from a dragon and reminded her about her blog but then she threw me off the tower with a trumpetā¦which was all very surprisingā¦
but then! not surprisingly at all, the most incredibly possible thing happened and I was asked out on date for Friday, but really, that just comes naturally for me, so you kinda knew that was gonna happen anyway, didnāt you? it could possibly have more to do with us both trying to get over other people/past relationships, but really, whatās wrong with that, sheās trying to get over Benito Mussolini. I mean, I reckon Iād need someone pretty spectacular, such as myself, to get over Bjork, sheās just too far awayā¦
although Kylie Minogue is a pretty stunning ladyā¦
unfortunately for her though, Iād already agreed to be taken to a cocktail party with a charming local lass
retrospectively though, the reason for Cassā temporary sadness was, in fact, more surprising.
however, all was resolved beneficially for all involved.*explodes*
Posted in Life Tagged: Happiness, Lies!, Suprise - Sep 16, 08
I have intended for a long time to start a blog, which like many others would be stories from my life, such as things i see, experience, lies, made up things or all of the aboveā¦ Just told in my own pretentious/hyperbolic/exaggerated wayā¦ just for some funā¦ to fill the times between.
and your reading it, hooray.
kthnx.
