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it’s kind of a ballad to the underdog. the boy with feces on his fingertips: i do believe that these words may strike a chord with many a listener. whether they be a down-trodden misfit that fell through the cracks of society’s crack or perhaps just a little boy with a whiff of butt pickles [...]

so i’ve conveniently uploaded these demos to this soundcloud set: there are a total of 9 tracks and i’m estimating that i’ll have 4 more very soon. the release will most likely be pushed to 2012, but i want to give the songs the tender love and care that they deserve. also i have a [...]

another hit song about a philip k. dick story! this one is called “child of mars” and it’s loosely based on/inspired by the pkd novel Martian Time-Slip child of mars – demo by ieatpants one of my favorite things about this novel is the fucked up way that pkd rationalizes this autistic child’s condition. he [...]

i took this photo and before you ask, no, those are not my fat pig hands Richard Feynman’s personal calculus notebook… taken at the he Niels Bohr Library & Archives and the Center for History of Physics 

  this new philip k. dick concept album is taking way longer than i expected i am publishing demos of songs that are halfway decent to my soundcloud page – there are only two up so far. the artwork for this album is going to be MONUMENTAL!!! remember: i am doing it all for you, kiddo. love, [...]

“the empire never ended” is the self titled demo track from the upcoming ieatpants album the empire never ended.” the empire never ended – demo by ieatpants the title refers to a line from the book VALIS, in which pkd hypothesized that history had been stopped in the 1st century A.D., and that “the Empire [...]

i’ve the first demo track from the upcoming ieatpants album “the empire never ended.” this song is called “twinless twin” all of the songs on the album are inspired by philip k. dick’s life and stories. twinless twin by ieatpants Philip Kindred Dick and his twin sister, Jane Charlotte Dick, were born six weeks prematurely [...]

  Tube socks are awesome… if you’re a robot with tubes for legs and no feet, that is!!   What were people thinking when they invented tube socks? Maybe something like:   ”Eureka! I’ve done it! I’ve created the perfect sock for people with perfectly tubular legs!”      And that’s a quote!   … from this cat:     …   whose picture [...]

hi everyone, i’m super excited today! the soundtrack for the film Tilva Ros has been put together and is available now in a sort of limited release!? anyway, i’m not completely sure but i think i can share it with some friends and fans. if not, i’m sure someone will contact me about breaking a [...]

sweet cuppin cakes by ieatpants you’ll have to forgive me if i already posted this… sometimes i forget about every thing, like ever.

can we seriously get over ourselves just a little bit and think about the future? no not 5 years from now… more like 500 years from now. just think, people are archiving the internet. storing every bit and sorting every mp3 into neat little folders… in a thousand years someone will stumble on a certain [...]

Tilva Ros is a Serbian film, directed by Nikola Lezaic. It is an understatement to say that I was pleased to see Tilva Ros in my hometown of Cleveland, Ohio. Having my friends there with me as a lovely piece of art flowed across a screen was not only kickass, but terrifying. Among other pleasant [...]

so i’m totally into this audioboo, minisong, micropodcasting, whatever it’s called. this is a song i wrote last night while tearing up junkmail and sorting recycling. it’s called “junkmail” Download the mp3 here [lying by the pool, i lean back on a deckchair and pull my shades down over my eyes]i’m pretty sure everything’s gonna [...]

my sweet strums will sweep your sadness and sauté your sauconys

i can’t even begin to tell you how to imagine the amount of surprise that fell out of my gaping jaw when i saw this video posted on my facebook page: Trailer Cortometraje Mi Vida Secreta from Luis Alejandro Perez on Vimeo. Trailer “Mi Vida Secreta” It’s a trailer for a short film that was written [...]

if you’re a quality person, who enjoys electric guitars with folky moments, and maybe playing bass or drums or piano or guitar… consider ieatpants. we’re the first choice for brandon eugene miller, why wouldn’t you trust him?

someone on reddit.com, my favorite time-wasting site ever, offered to draw a comic on the topic of one’s choice. i offered the following suggestion: “man works hard his whole life. man dies.” i know what you’re thinking, “what the fuck is wrong with you?” well, i was just feeling existential i guess. anyway, this is the [...]

these are the things that came out in 2010 that i listened to and loved most. they are not ranked because it is too hard and i am lazy. strand of oaks, pope killdragon the number one reason that this album is amazing: “daniel’s blues,” a song about dan akroyd hunting down and killing john [...]

a few tracks that i recorded in 2010 that didn’t get published (or maybe they did and i forgot…). the universe is cold singing our own funeral song… rustling our feet through dead leaves that were once our flesh. Download now or listen on posterous 07_ieatpants_-_the_universe_is_cold.mp3 (1733 KB) zack + paul in my dreams, my [...]

this is a post(erous). here are some words that i just thought might be fun to type: lasagna north carolina peterboro peterbuilt terrible murders salty fingers thanks for reading! this post comes from posterous (ieatpants.posterous.com/)

maybe i’ve been watching too much violent TV (that guy on Monk is worse than Dexter, I think). anyway, for a hit tune, see below: fuck you it’s xmas didn’t you hear? i’ll fucking disembowel you and pull your brains out your ears it’s xmas bloody xmas and you’ll be crying tears after years of [...]

“Jeux Sans Frontières” is what Peter Gabriel sings in the song “Games Without Frontiers” When I was a kid I always thought he sang “She’s so popular.” I was a dumb kid… but yeah, so I wrote a song called “Games Without Fronties” about topless bowling, golfing, and bocce. one of my favorite music moments [...]

you keep me peeled eyes a asalad agogo i hate youi hate youi hate youi hate you what have i have i have i have i ever done? first instincts: they say i’m never wrongong. but i am wrong. i will never get anymore done, ever again. f-f-u-u internet

i don’t tend to keep a close eye out for sales of my music. i’ve never really expected it and was not sure why anyone would want to pay when it’s all available for free anyway. well, check this shit out: (click for the deets) see that? that number in the lower right hand corner? [...]

we were farting against the wind. don’t know how and i don’t know when. that odor is comin back to me again. i remember you sittin on that fence heating beans and shovelin them in yeah, it seems so long ago now you ate beans and i rode a cow we were cowboys in Maine [...]

how are you? i find your leaves charming, but your attitude is a bit on the tedious side. i have like zero updates, but it’s been so long and i am procrastinating, so i am writing words that don’t have much meaning. and that is about it. i have been working on things, they’re just [...]

there’s a guy that’s on the internet and he’s talking in a funny voice and he’s reading from a letter written by some scorned lover the words are all a mess and i feel bad for the girl cause she’s either very young or very very dumb but it’s probably just the former cause she [...]

i wrote the lyrics to this song a long long time ago and i’m not exactly sure what the lyrics mean. they remind me slightly of a man who’s unhappy with all of his surroundings. there is a struggle and a failure, but it is a mockery. anyway, i have been playing this one a [...]

when i was in college, i was in a band called “jane’s hetfield addiction” it also could’ve been “james hetfield addiction” i’m not sure… anyway, here is the track we recorded. the full title is “we obey the laws of physics all the while pretending that it is a great struggle between the laws of [...]

Last night I had a strange experience. I went to see a friend’s band. Their shows seem to bring out the pals in droves. On one hand, there’s this mass of energy coming from the guys and that’s fantastic. On the other hand, they are a little hard to pin down. There are four songwriters [...]

i mean, like everyday i’m on the internet. ieatpants is eeeeevverywhere! complete listing here

yeah, me neither. oh well. it was fun while it lasted!

Tilva Roš – color grading from Nikola Stefanovic on Vimeo. From the director: “This is color grading examples from the latest feature film that i’we been working on called Tilva Rosh. The goal was to achieve warm natural look. Filmed with RED camera, graded on DaVinci Resolve. This is not a movie trailer.” Director: Nikola [...]

the chorus to this song was sent to me by a very nice person, robinmarie it’s called “running on forever” and has something to do with being lost in space or maybe it’s a metaphor. who knows!?? Download the mp3 here

hi everyone. i’ve decided to spend lots of energy (and maybe some money) on producing a video for an ieatpants song. but here is the dilemma, which song to choose? i mean, they’re all poorly recorded in my bedroom, so forget that standard. i would like you to do me a favor… tell me which [...]

lots of silliness here. but also heartbreak. whatever, it’s a fun song about limes. Download the mp3 here Lyrics: it’s whiskey and lime time leave a little room at the top of the glass for my lime i don’t want any lime or whiskey or ice spilling on the ground this time well it’s late [...]

Download this MP3 directly i woke up this morning and wrote this song about a dream i had. my friends zack and paul were in it and i guess i miss those guys. Lyrics: zack and paul paul and zack what they don’t know is that they’re never coming back to NYC to NYC paid [...]