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galuem:

Robin: What the hell are you doing? You can’t buy this place. Lily, you have a debt the size of Mount Waddington.
Lily: Waddington?
Robin: It’s the tallest mountain in Canada. It’s like 4000 metres high.
Lily: Meters?

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How I Met Your Mother s03e07 - Dowisetrepla

bakedyams:

littlemissdorkette:

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thedailywhat:

This Is Epic, You Should Listen To It of the Day: Fredrik Larsson’s epic “TV Theme Song Medley” is so epic it deserves its own TV show called Epic TV Theme Song Medley with Fredrik Larsson and this epic medley could be its theme song.

[huffpo.]

I present to you: The Internet. This is awesome.

Also: Wow, Naruto theme song.

AWESOMESAUCE.

Wow. This is AMAZING.

He is awesome, on the verge of epic. This is a must-watch video, I must say.

Peter Tosh with Mick Jagger - (You’ve Gotta Walk) Don’t Look Back

ginobambino:chazecito:skylor

chjk:

1. We do not understand the words “ching chong”, so stop assuming we do.
2. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.
3. Just because you see an Asian person, it doesn’t meant they’re Chinese. They could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Filipino, etc. China is not the only country Asians are from.
4. We are not all communists, only North Koreans are.
5. Asian girls with long black hair hate being called The Grudge or the girl from the Ring. Same goes for Asian guys being called Grudge Boy.
6. We don’t use that much M.S.G.
7. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it
8. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking because most likely, we can’t.
9. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either.
10. Just because we speak our language in front of you, IT DOES NOT ALWAYS MEAN WE’RE TALKING BOUT YOU.
11. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.
12. All Asian countries speak different languages.
13. Just because we’re Asian, it doesn’t mean that we know Karate, Kung Fu, Tae Kwon Do, etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your ass anyways.
14. Don’t say all Asian people look the same. That’s like saying all white/black/hispanic people look the same.
15. SURPRISE! Not all Asians are good at math.
16. Not all Asians are short.
17. Or skinny.
18. Just so you know, it’s not funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your ass.
19. It’s okay for us to call each other F.O.B.’s, but if you call us one, you’re asking for a beating.
20. More than likely we eat rice, and not with just soy sauce idiot.
21. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing because honestly, you look like an idiot.
22. People from India are Asians too.
23. Chopsticks are the perfect utensil and the easiest to wash.

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Roommates!

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Happy Pi Day!

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dorkvader:

Police hunt ‘The Midnight Knitter’ wool graffiti bandit. A guerilla knitter is gradually covering a New Jersey town in brightly coloured wool - and authorities have no clue who the rogue crafter is. Click through for more info.

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This makes me sad, really sad.

Girls Tennis 2010

ginobambino:

benjaminandhisblog:

New vinyl. Thank you Amazon.

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bitchville: Playstation by Demircanizm

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Srsly! (translate.google.com)

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One out of a gazillion homeworks done.

DECA students taking over the Lightrail!

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Game face on for DECA!

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littlemissdorkette:

YOUR MOM’S CHEST HAIR!

Review face on!

I drive a Honda!

bestrooftalkever:

Dog eats dinner.

365thoughts:

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Millie and Glenn are geniuses FTW! :))

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